I hate carbonized beverages.

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Around midnightish, post-supermaket, walked into the loungeroom (setting off thee cockfarming alarm which resulted in a few minutes of PANIK) & eventually started to gingerly open a bottle of Vanilla Coke. As it'd been dropped in the alarm scare, it started to froth. I dashed for the tiled safety of the hallway, but in my haste dropped it & sent it bouncing & skidding across the floor, starting to seethe dangerously. I thought "oh no! better release the pressure!" & yanked the top off.

~~IT WAS A TASTE~~ EXPLOSION.

I now had 1.5L of acidic, brown, sticky capitalism-juice on the walls (& on paintings/photos on the wall), on the floor, ON THE CEILING, on the cat, all through my clothes, through the newspaper, on the carpet, etc etc etc.

(haha to those planning to go to Rotorua, do it quickly before I demolish the entire fucking house)

― Ess Kay (esskay), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)

This happens to me every time I get Pams soft drink from the supermarket. The staff must throw them around a lot before putting them on the shelves to punish me for buying the cheap brand.

BTW I am so sick of vanilla coke after only 2 bottles. It makes me feel a bit pukey.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

what about CREAMING SODA?!!

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

that stuff is choice!

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 09:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I liked creaming soda but I am sick of that too. I like schweppes pin grapefruit!! It's just like the fanta pink grapefruit you used to be able to get in Germany, which I loved dearly.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 09:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Yr not mixing me up with Alex and Petra are you? They like creaming soda a lot, I believe! Oh and that's pinK grapefruit not pin grapefruit obviously.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 09:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck that pin grapefruit, it killed my brother!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

BUDGET Lemonade is the best ever! Much better than Sprite. Everyone buy BUDGET!!!

― bri (bri), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 04:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the um is it golden circle brand, that has the creaming soda in a can...I like their sarsparilla, maybe they call it "sarsi"? I'm sorry I can't remember exact, because I hardly ever come by that one any more. The more expensive bundaberg root beer is great too. I like lemonade from a can: I hate fizzy drinks from bottles.

― spectra, Sunday, 20 October 2002 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone put coke in my hair at school the other day.
I hate my friends.

― Livvie, Sunday, 20 October 2002 07:39 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

u suck lollie pops! u can't even open a bottle of fizzy drink without it exploding!

― John Smith, Friday, 1 April 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I had this new Bundaberg soft drink the other day, I forget what it's called but it's pink, port wine and berry flavoured. Old fashioned, like. Bloody good.

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

bought some ginger beer. I am not going to open it today because a)it must refridgerate and b) anticipation is sometimes the best bit...

― Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

minty - burgundee

my road-trip to dunedin included a stop-in at the timaru rail-station... they sell an awesome old fashioned saspirilla

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh bundaberg burgundee is good. it tastes like pink!

― di, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah pretty much. also, i wish you could get a good root beer in NZ - bundaberg just doesn't cut it

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

why didn't anyone tell me that NZ beer is the best in the world?! monteiths summer ale is like an orgy in my mouth and i'm invited!!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i was sure i'd mentioned it several times. did you have the fortune of trying any emersons?

― di, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

no! i don't remember seeing the name. i had several kinds of Mac's and Monteiths and two others i can't remember the name of..

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

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