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I can predict the future!

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

It sucks.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you tell me where I got SYR3 from?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That was in the PAST, fool. Madame Planchette speaks only of the FUTURE.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I was just about to post....:

I don't think you can. That's the past.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you tell me what is in the future for Malkovich?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

He'll be swept away by a river current and have many strange and annoying adventures w/Jasmine who's suddenly his friend.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

That sounds like a dream come true.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, Planche: how many kids am I gonna have?

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Two! W/different Mothers!

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Are any of them gonna be retards?

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

No. One will rise to become a prominent scientist, and you will forever be both proud and jealous of her achievements.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Her? Her??? I thought you said none of them'd be retards!

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The other will die saving a cow from a burning house

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

What kind of weirdo keeps cows in their house in the first place? Man, that's it, I'm getting a vasectomy tomorrow.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

It is the cow's house

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Cows with houses? I'm beginning to doubt the veracity of your foresight, planchette!

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

And anyway, I thought a planchette was for talking to dead people, not reading the future.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Up yrs

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Now you're not even reading the present correctly, Flange.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

So I can only talk to dead people, not read the future? In that case I predict I'll be talking to you pretty soon

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is stupid. When are you going to follow my instructions about your name?

― Livvie (Livvie), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Hold on hold on hold on, you'd talk to ME instead of, say, Robert Quine or David D'ath or Robert Muldoon? Roo, you sure know how to flatter a boy.

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Madame Planchette etc etc

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

What were Livvie's name suggestions?

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Go back to Andrew Thames, which I think I will sometime

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So all your fans can google you?

― Minty (Minty), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah well I don't like the sound of THAT, but who cares I guess

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

madame planchette, can you tell me what to wear tomorrow? i can't decide between my studded "paris hilton" miniskirt, my swimsuit, or my tanning butter.

― paris hilton (lucylurex), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

By yr name and reasons of sheer practicality I suggest you align yrself w/the miniskirt

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

What should I wear to the Sonic Youth show? I'm hoping to catch a sparkle from the Jim O'Rourke eye.

― Nicole L. Ritchie (cuspidorian), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― chris andrews (fraew), Thursday, 17 June 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

A stripy pair of clown pants.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

this: http://www.cheeseontoast.co.nz/photos/0612Sec1.jpg

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:34 (twenty-two years ago)

My thoughts exactly

― Minty (Minty), Thursday, 17 June 2004 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

okay predict the least amount of clothes Stevie will wear in public in the next say 3 months

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 17 June 2004 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

on any single occasion that is

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Thursday, 17 June 2004 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh this is sweet!!!!!!! Hey Madame, will you blow me in the future?

Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 17 June 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuspidorian a veil has descended over my powers regarding this troubling query, my apologies. Leader, perhaps. The future grows cloudy regarding the possibility of you receiving oral pleasure.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Shut the fuck up you skank!!!!!

The only futre you have is being pimped by yours truly, The Leader of the jerseycons.Hahahahahah!!!!!!!

You better get use to this picture skank, cuz its all your gonna see!!!!!!!! Hahahahah!!!!!!!

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/d/e/dew195/pimp.jpg

Now where's my fucking money!!!!!!!!

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 18 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

What are you talking about? We've never met, how could you become my "pimp"?

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Saturday, 19 June 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

"pimp"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"blimp"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"plump"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"stump"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"flung"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Paris Hilton"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pastor Nihil"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rip Thon Sail"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Strip Nail Ho"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hail In Sport"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Irish Lo-Pant"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"P. Salti Rhino"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rhinoplasti"

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

and I'm spent.

― Minty (Minty), Saturday, 19 June 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

You people fucking suck, especially you Minty.What the hell does Paris hilton have to do with anything?Just fucking great.Are you sure your not retarded? And as for you Madame Piece of shit, how dare you not get me my goddam money.Next time I see you on the corner, you better have it or or its pimp slappin time all over again......

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose I'm meant to be scared of "pimp slapping time"? Your disrespect for my powers may lead to trouble for you in later life, my friend.

― Madame Planchette (Andrew Thames), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Pimp slapping time"? Adrian Adrian Adrian, this is how you do it:

If I don't get paid 2 or 3 million dollars on Monday I'm bringing on the ARMAGEDDON!(It's Monday)

― Minty (Minty), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That goes for you too Minty, you both better have my goddam money.....
Or else.....

http://www.betablog.com/img/pimp.jpg

Remember bitches, its my time & my money yo wastin so hurry tha fuck up!!!!!!!!!!

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 25 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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