I Hate Movie Supervillains' Cohorts

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Inevitably most of them are killed by their employer to demonstrate his MONSTROUS INHUMANITY or his ICE COLD RUTHLESS "EFFICIENCY". Why do these idiots work for them? "But wait, when the rocket takes off all yr men will be killed!" "Yes, it will make me look TOUGH!" This doesn't even need to apply to "super" villains, the last example I saw was in Snake Eyes, not much about that movie was "super", including the villain. The camerawork was nice.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 28 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

They always go all wibbly and shocked when their beloved masters turn against them. Bunch of morons.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 28 October 2002 10:10 (twenty-three years ago)

they're probably all planning their own rise to power. like starscream.

or phil collins' band.

webber (webber), Monday, 28 October 2002 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

In which case the Hollywood plot will punish them for their arrogance/disloyalty. Usually. I don't like movies all that much... no it's too long to bother w/, but mostly "indie" ones etc have a set of guidelines and rules anyway, just slightly subtler ones. On the other hand I loved Star Wars 2 to the point where I'm willing to go along w/calling it "2" even though it's "5", really.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:06 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
I think you need to take a look at http://www.villainsupply.com/

It's all explained in detail.

Pooster (pooster), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
WOO WHOOOOOO Starscream. I wanna start a fan club for that guy.

The Man they call Dan (The Man they call Dan), Friday, 14 March 2003 07:49 (twenty-three years ago)

they're gay a lot too.

rebekah (rebekah), Friday, 14 March 2003 17:43 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...
does this include waylon smithers? (i know i know, not a movie tho "who shot mr burns" was still better than "jfk")

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 04:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah it was! He's the second in command, often spared (tho remember Andrew that time when they thought there was a meltdown at the plant and Burns kicked Smithers out of the shelter thing cos he wanted the legroom), but often NOT.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...
Oh one of my better efforts actually

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 9 May 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm the Leader of the Jerseycons and Femme Entity, and I don't see them cfomplaning about shit.You know why genius...BECAUSE NOT ALL SUPERVILLANS TREAT THIER MEN LIKE DOGSHIT THAS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as for cohorts, bitch, you are my fucking cohort.Your my simple minded goddam fucking flunky Andrew.That's why you wipe my ass and put my slippers on fucking feet and clean my house.

Lets look at definition of "Cohort" shall we? It is:

cohort

n 1: a company of companions or supporters 2: a band of warriors (originally a unit of a Roman Legion)

Well if I ever need some chump bitch or hooker like CAss to get the fuck offf my back, I'll always know I have Andrews dumb simple minded ass to do the job for me....

That's why bad guys have accomplices dumbass.....

The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Sunday, 9 May 2004 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, sir

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a gutsy decision, mein herr!

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You looken sharpen today mein herr!

Minty (Minty), Monday, 10 May 2004 03:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Look Adrian you have two vassals! Send us off to test a bomb and CLOSE THE BLASTDOOR!

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! According to my contract I'm Andrew's henchman, not Adrian's.

Minty (Minty), Monday, 10 May 2004 03:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh excellent. Make me a drink and fix yrself one while yr at it

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 03:54 (twenty-two years ago)

That was a gutsy decision, mein herr!

Minty (Minty), Monday, 10 May 2004 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It was very supervillainish tho

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

WASN'T

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Monday, 10 May 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Why must you insist on amking yourselves (MY slaves) look like some complete stupidasses out of yuorselves by making stupid comments like you do...

The following cohorts (AKA my whores) are banihsed from all threads:

1.Mr Mine
2.Minty
3.Andrew Thames
4.The complete stupid ass faggot Dan (AKA the man who they call Dan)

And every other retard who dare mocks the power of my evil.....

The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 13 May 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Bold move, sir, if you don't mind my saying so

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the way Mime thinks!

Monty (Minty), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Quiet you

Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr Mime, your fired....now go to hell and fry....

The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Saturday, 15 May 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
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