Outback Jack/Average Joe

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Well they're about the best shows on Tv right now, aren't they? Who's watching them?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 August 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone have any thoughts on this week's episode of Outback Jack in which the competitors for Jack's heart and v. slightly hairy back were made to PRETTY MUCH FINGERFUCK some baby crocodiles? I found it rather odd.

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 August 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

AND AROUSING

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 August 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No I didn't. Sorry. Average Joe um, well that painter guy's goodlooking, and I think one of the model types is called "Jill". And another of them (an ACTUAL MODEL) looks like a Nazi! Woo!

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 August 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you a fag Andrew?

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Thursday, 19 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 19 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

That was so gross when all that white liquid came out of the crocodiles. I can't believe we haven't had a thread for this!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Friday, 20 August 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Andrew, wanna know what I think of Bush?

I hate him.You asked if Bush is running for reelection.Who Bush? of course he is.The bastard wants to be reelected so that he can fuck up another four years putting our contry in more debt, economic despair and make peace relations between our foreign nations lets of a reality.I really have never liked him so I can honsestly say I don't want to see him back in the White house any time soon....

So Andrew, what do you think of George Dubya?

― The Leader (Adrian McCoy), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he sucks, man. Uh yeah I knew HE was running, tho

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I HOPE BRIAN WINS. I found it quite touching when Theo cried. Haha Gill is still in the competition! Good luck to him. I can't believe Jack eliminated Meridee or whatever her name was, he won't last a year w/ any of the others. I found him less attractive in this episode too.

― Livvie (Livvie), Saturday, 21 August 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Next weeks episode looks INSANE!! I found it touching when Theo cried too.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Saturday, 21 August 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

GO NATALIE!

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah and I saw another ad for Average Joe where it doesn't look that insane at all - it looked like they prob. just blew up the boat's motor and then Larissa and Tony had to wade through like waist-deep water to shore. The portrait probably doesn't even get ruined, where's the drama in that?

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah natalie! What a dear little thing she is. "Ah have durrt in mah unnerwear"

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

When Theo cried, I reckon it served him right. It was just because he was bullied at school and then found himself in a situation where he could be the bully.

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 27 August 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Living the Dream SUCKS. Why does it fuck me off so much when people try to sound clever and make themselves look even dumber than they already did? "It's pretty much the polar oppostie to Sam" or um just opposite, and what's that "it" for? Do you mean the fridge? No you mean YR CHARACTER ie "he" you fucktard, anyway they all (the "actors") do this all the time, I don't know what their problem is. Has anyone else seen this?

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i LOVE living the dream. the actors really can't act, i can't believe sam hasn't figured it out yet. CRIKEY!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Hooray!! Natalie!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 09:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay!!

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I thought but I think the other one would've been BAD for him because she was just a smidge too well not as power relinquishing or whateveer so now I think it sux that man could live happily ever after, blech the rich people ended up together. How I hate his retarded (as in RETARDED not as in like the group of people usually referred to as retarded) halting speech always emphasizing the wrong words, especially ME and I.
"And that is why AI...would like YOU... to cont in yew this jer nee with MYEE.."
outback my fuckin bottom!
THE DESECTRATION

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Jack, I think he's cute. He's not really OUTBACK though, he's actually a model; I heard it on the Edge. I don't think his name is Jack either.

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

So what happens now? Do they have to get married? Does she win any money or anything?

― Minty (Minty), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

They're dating. She wins him.

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe she wins ETERNAL LOVE

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's hope so.

― Livvie (Livvie), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

in your face, Marissa!!! Wasn't it excruciating though, the way they made Marissa watch as they sail off into the sunset?

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

It was horrible!!! But funny.

― Elisabe th, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

And Natalie was so much cooler and funnier than Marissa, who just seemed desperate.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I think Marissa's problem was that her thing was to be all kinda tough and cool and stuff but she SUCKED at it - she kept like losing her cool and saying all this jealous shit. Like when Jack and Natalie returned from their date! That was PITIFUL!

― Livvie (Livvie), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Natalie really outclassed her on the last couple of nights. I thought that was so sweet how she complimented Marissa on how sexy she looked, it would've totally made the weird tension more bearable.

― rainy (rainy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah his real name is VADIM DALE or something like that which is way hotter than jack!

slightly, at least

― a lex, Saturday, 4 September 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, that's a fuckin weird name. I wonder if the girls didn't find that out til afterwards, and if Natalie accidentally calls him Jack.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 5 September 2004 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I hope so! If none of the girls knew til afterwards then the rest of the world (yes and they all cared!) knew before them, it was in the tv guide a few weeks back and calum informed me before that, even. Maybe if she gets to know his deep inner self she can call him vadim.

― outback vadim, Monday, 6 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a dreadful name for a boyfriend. It sounds like a ventilation system.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"it has always been a girlish dream of mine to love a man named Vadim"

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait Vadim DALE? That makes v little sense, isn't Vadim a Russian name? Sounds like it

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 6 September 2004 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

He has his own website - http://www.vadimdale.net/

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 6 September 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow he won a triathlon! Man he's sporty, who could be bothered?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 6 September 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what specific grappling acheivements he has to his name.
Weird website, being just that one page. Admirable restraint (see, he's trying to take over the world by impressing people). Italian mother? seemd pretty oz to me.

― cuspidorian (cuspidorian), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

I have a big crush on OutbackJack and want to see him back on t.v.soon whether he's married Nat or not. He is a real hottie.

Missing Vadim Dale

― Gretchen Crawford, Sunday, 31 July 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

OTM

― A Viking of Some Note (Andrew Thames), Monday, 1 August 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

Reckon.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Bring Vadim Dale back to t.v. What's wrong with the executives of t.v.?
We want our Vadim Dale back on t.v. in some new show. He's too good to hide out in the outback.

Seeking more "Jack"

― Gretchen Crawford, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

I THINK I'M FALLIN WITH bADING NADALE...GIVE ME KISS BABY! I'M COMING!!!

― CHUCHAY POKWANG, Sunday, 14 August 2005 13:00 (twenty years ago)

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