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― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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I feel a bit foolish now as I have realized that McBain is neither a classic film nor a superhuman achievement but rather, it is whatever you get when you follow this formula:

classic film x superhuman achievement X 1,000,000,000 = mcbain

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Math majors to thread.

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www-atdp.berkeley.edu/1623/students/simon/mcbain.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

NO. That McBain is a yellow cartoon punk. My McBain is an untouchable deity who exists outside limits of time and space and reason.

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i like the yellow cartoon punk better. and i hear he's a govenor now!

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 22 January 2004 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MENDDDOOOOOOOZZZZZZAAAAAAA!!!!

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 22 January 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

... and starring Armande Asante as RAMIREZ!

― PVC (peeveecee), Sunday, 6 June 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Look out! Commie-Nazis!!!

― Cornelius Murphy, Monday, 7 June 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

MCBAIN = CLASSIC SUPERHUMAN ACHIEVEMENT

WHERE'S MY DVD AT, WORLD?>!

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 7 June 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

I NOW OWN THIS ON DVD WITH THIS SWEET ART

http://dddhouse.circle.com.hk/cms/images/products/Mcbain.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

that is sweet art!

Walken wears pants in this movie that make his ass look scary.

― PVC (peeveecee), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget the guy with the Wrestlemania hat.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I love how Luis Guzman is the only sensible person in this movie.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 24 November 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

this movie has a really awesome trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOxJwINeQfw

― My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:12 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

I saw the Rifftrax of this yesterday. A totally awesome movie in a 80s coke-and-rocket-launchers kinda way.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 28 January 2013 18:43 (thirteen years ago)

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