1) Visit CBSSportsline.com 2) Go to any Gamecenter page for a current game 3) Enjoy pithy insight such as the following:
Giambi and A-Rod fly out deep near the warning track to lead off what will be a 1-2-3 inning for Guthrie. Giambi's mustache is looking like Major League Umpire Bill Hohn's Regardless, it changed his outlook on the season from a negative to a positive Giambi was wandering through lineups with a slump and trying countless aesthetic remedies like golden undergarments. During which he was batting .181 and OPSing .779 in 34 games, after bringing the 'stache his average has shot up to .251 while OPSing .913. You can't argue with results, and at the same time if any grey hair happens look out Keith Hernandez. Just For Men might get a new spokesperson.
― David R., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)
4) Pretend my #3 isn't a grammatical rat's nest
― David R., Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)
while OPSing .913.
They have a vaccine you can take for that kind of thing these days.
― govern yourself accordingly, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)
I want to explode anyone who will submit to being called a glogger.
I want to explode anyone who uses "OPSing" as a verb.
I want to explode this guy: "The Braves have had more rookie pitchers start for them than any other team in the Majors this year. That's what happens when your pitching staff gets the injury bug throughout the season." THE INJURY BUG AASDFKJ;ASDFGHKJ;JKHSDAFLJKHSD;
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 00:27 (seventeen years ago)
GREY HAIR HAPPENS
― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 July 2008 10:47 (seventeen years ago)