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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TImfFRzFUwA

Really nice Baggs piece about Luis Arraez, Marco Scutaro and their connection:

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7077856/2026/02/28/sf-giants-luis-arraez-marco-scutaro-venezuela-connection/?source=user_shared_article

Scutaro’s nickname in Venezuela, El Pulpo, came from a broadcaster who liked his intelligent style of play and considered the octopus one of the world’s most intelligent creatures. Arraez’s nickname, La Regadera, was coined by his sister, Normelis, to describe the way her brother seemingly deposited baseballs off every blade of outfield grass. Arraez wore the name on the back of his jersey during players’ weekend over the past few seasons. It’s the Spanish term for a watering can or sprinkler.

When it rains, sometimes all you can do is embrace it.


https://i.postimg.cc/XqgCd1ZN/IMG-0206.gif

Harrison Bader, his muscles, crop top and…aesthetic…are going to be popular
https://i.postimg.cc/sDRKk15S/IMG-0211.png

In an early-morning outfield drill, he was the one with the long, dirty-blond hair, linebacker body, and moves that oozed with the flair and finesse of a Gold Glove center fielder.

https://sfstandard.com/2026/02/16/harrison-bader-sf-giants-outfield/

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:12 (three months ago)

Scutaro’s nickname in Venezuela, El Pulpo, came from a broadcaster who liked his intelligent style of play and considered the octopus one of the world’s most intelligent creatures.

that is some temu-tier stolen ass valor, may i introduce:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonio_Alfonseca

His nicknames are El Pulpo ("The Octopus"), The Dragonslayer, and Six-Fingers. He has six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot, a condition known as polydactyly. His grandfather also had this trait. Alfonseca regards it with pride, as a kind of family emblem.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 March 2026 22:55 (three months ago)

Six fingers on each hand must make the grip combos crazy. In any case, the Venezuelan commentator was right about the humble octopus

Captive octopuses appear to be aware of their captivity; they adapt to it but also resist it. When they try to escape, which is often, they tend to wait for a moment they aren’t being watched. Octopuses have flooded laboratories by deliberately plugging valves in their tanks with their arms. At the University of Otago, an octopus short-circuited the electricity supply – by shooting jets of water at the aquarium lightbulbs – so often that it had to be released back into the wild. Jean Boal, a cephalopod researcher at Millersville University in Pennsylvania, reported feeding octopuses in a row of tanks with thawed squid, not an octopus’s favourite food. Returning to the first tank, Boal found that the octopus in it hadn’t eaten the squid, but was instead holding it out in its arm; watching Boal, it slowly made its way across the tank and shoved the squid down the drain. (The third-century Roman rhetorician Claudius Aelianus, a more sympathetic observer than Aristotle, identified the octopus’s main characteristic as ‘mischief and craft’.)

https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v39/n17/amia-srinivasan/the-sucker-the-sucker

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 2 March 2026 23:50 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

Hayden Birdsong To Undergo Tommy John Surgery

This is terrible news but you're going to lose pitchers to this, nature's beast.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:11 (two months ago)

I wanted to take a step back from baseball this year because this team looks average as average as can be. But I'm itching for baseball so they'll have me to start off.

Hopefully I won't annoy too much.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:14 (two months ago)

so far I have tix to a Marlins game and a Nats game (I'll be wearing Nats City Connect <3)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 March 2026 05:15 (two months ago)

The cherry blossom one? Pure gorgeous. Kind of wish I’d bought one in NYC now

hat stays on (gyac), Friday, 20 March 2026 19:48 (two months ago)

Yes, you know me too well, ha!

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 20 March 2026 20:37 (two months ago)

The Giants are planning to designate outfielder Luis Matos for assignment, reports Susan Slusser of The San Francisco Chronicle. She adds that minor league signee Jared Oliva is expected to break camp in a bench role, so he’ll take Matos’ spot on the active and 40-man rosters.

Bart, Luciano and now Matos are all gone. The Zaidi era feels officially over.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 02:44 (two months ago)

Oliva seemed to do really well but that’s a shock…but I guess doing it right now when rosters are set means they hope he’ll get through waivers and stay on triple A

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 25 March 2026 11:28 (two months ago)

i sense another 81 win season.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 March 2026 01:24 (two months ago)

Arson Judge

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 March 2026 02:00 (two months ago)

ugh that was a slaughter last night

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 March 2026 19:36 (two months ago)

giants get a hit challenge

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 27 March 2026 23:10 (two months ago)

four hits in 18 innings

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2026 03:20 (two months ago)

Lol, will they ever score?

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Saturday, 28 March 2026 23:43 (two months ago)

A double with no outs, is this the moment?

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:13 (two months ago)

Celebrate good times come on

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:14 (two months ago)

It's going to be a long season

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 00:14 (two months ago)

LFG

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 01:58 (two months ago)

One run in three games

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 29 March 2026 02:03 (two months ago)

Giants Designate Tyler Fitzgerald For Assignment

He was so good in 2024. Got the job in 2025 but lost it with strikeouts. Good luck to him.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Monday, 30 March 2026 20:56 (two months ago)

Rule 5 backup catcher Daniel Susac debut tonight line:

3-3 1BB

Had a night he will never forget with his family in the stands.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 3 April 2026 04:14 (two months ago)

He actually relieved Bailey last night in the 7th. So really his first start in the majors.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Friday, 3 April 2026 04:34 (two months ago)

Brother of former Giant Andrew Susac!

hat stays on (gyac), Friday, 3 April 2026 11:13 (two months ago)

Ahhh I was wondering why I was confused when I heard "Susac's first game" - I was thinking of Andrew. Hell of a night - hope he can keep it up and bat 1.000 for the entire season

octobeard, Friday, 3 April 2026 18:32 (two months ago)

I knew this schedule was tough out of the gate but this is embarrassing. Lucky I haven't been able to watch and seems like i haven't missed anything.

Up next:

3X PHI
3@ BAL
3@ CIN
3@ WAS
3X LA
3X MAI
3@ PIL
3@ TB
3X PIT
4@ LA

I don't see many wins there and think they will be buried.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Sunday, 5 April 2026 22:57 (two months ago)

3 "clubhouse incidents" so far this year. Vitello just casually mentioning that there were a few they managed to hide from the media, thus negating any benefit of having hidden the incidents from the media.
i'm going to guess chapman yelling to "just catch the ball" and then proceeding to not catch a ball and also getting thrown out was not a help in that matter

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 01:55 (two months ago)

That’s hardly the ideal time for a manager to draw an ejection, isn’t it?

After the game, Vitello didn’t even contend that plate umpire Edwin Jiménez made the wrong call when he ruled that Jerar Encarnacion, by running on the grass up the first-base line, impeded a throw from Mets pitcher Huascar Brazobán. Vitello said the play merely triggered him because he lost two games in college — one at the University of Tennessee, and the Big 12 championship as an assistant coach at the University of Missouri — because of similar rulings.

“I’m sure he got it exactly technically right,” said Vitello, who might have taken issue with the fact the throw, which didn’t hit Encarnacion, glanced off the glove of Mets first baseman Mark Vientos. “It’s just a play I’ve got a lot of history for. … Lost a game to Lipscomb on that play, lost the game to (Oklahoma State coach) Frank Anderson and a Big 12 championship on that play. The difference between the two that I’m talking about, and I can talk about others, is the runner. In Frank’s instance — and I’ve called his team cheaters — (the runner) completely interfered with the throwing lane for the pitcher. So again, umpires are held accountable by what the rules are, and they enforce those rules.
“And again, I don’t want to replay. I’m sure they did it 100 percent to the tee, but you know, from my perspective, for plays between the mound and the third-base line, you know, the runner’s not going to have much to do with it.

“I said one last thing, just out of frustration or being all fired up. It was complete nonsense. I think it was misinterpreted a little bit, but (if) you’re on the field that long and you’re not a player, you’re probably out of place a little bit.”

imagine being a big league manager and mentioning your experiences battling lipscomb and oklahoma state

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:05 (two months ago)

over/under on how many of those involved devers?

matt chapman also doesn't seem like the most level headed of dudes based on what i saw in the series with the mets

, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:28 (two months ago)

chappy can gtfo for yelling at my boy casey :/

brimstead, Wednesday, 8 April 2026 02:33 (two months ago)

Susac’s single in the fifth gave him a 5-for-5 start to his major league career, the best career start in the majors since Ted Cox of the Boston Red Sox started 6-for-6 in 1977. Susac popped out in the sixth to end his streak but added a two-run triple in the eighth for his second straight three-hit game.

There's a Bee in my posts! (Bee OK), Wednesday, 8 April 2026 06:14 (two months ago)

looking bleak out here

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:23 (two months ago)

It’s still pretty early but yeah it’s ben ugly. They need Devers to get going, he’s started slow due to that hamstring strain but when he’s going the lineup will look quite different.

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 15 April 2026 07:44 (two months ago)

I turned out because of Coachella and haven't watched the Reds series either.

This lineup leaves a lot to be desired, looking at you Lee, Ramos and Bailey mostly. Speaking of Bailey, I read our gold glove catcher got pitched hit for in the ninth. I wonder how long it will be before Susac knocks down the door and demands more playing time.

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 April 2026 05:23 (one month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUEjgxM1hJc

brimstead, Thursday, 16 April 2026 05:26 (one month ago)

even in victory they are brutally shitty:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBkJR0mxOXU

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 17 April 2026 03:29 (one month ago)

Per usual you don't know what actually happened. The teams were going about it all game, Adames was hit too and was alluded to this going on for this series. What happened at the end with Eric Miller was a nothing burger.

Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 19:51 (one month ago)

was kinda happy to see them get into it. they need something to wake them up

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Friday, 17 April 2026 19:57 (one month ago)

Seriously, this is such a listless and empty start - we're edging into sample sizes being meaningful territory as we inch toward May

octobeard, Friday, 17 April 2026 21:22 (one month ago)

https://www.sfgate.com/giants/article/sf-giants-ceo-spending-22210512.php

Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:37 (one month ago)

Thank God for the Washington Nationals.

Bee OK, Friday, 17 April 2026 23:37 (one month ago)

Susac was the catcher for Logan Webb tonight, so it begins

Bee OK, Saturday, 18 April 2026 00:36 (one month ago)

those phillies jerseys

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Saturday, 18 April 2026 07:18 (one month ago)

The Giants have taken the first two games against the Dodgers. 3-run homer by, check notes, Patrick Bailey!

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 April 2026 03:55 (one month ago)

They beat Yamamoto and Ohtani, they both started but Ohtani didn't get the loss. His on-base streak did come to an end.

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 April 2026 04:13 (one month ago)

Huge. They didn't win a series against the Dodgers at all last year. Last time they even just took 2 of 3 was late June 2024.

They've won 4 series against the Dodgers (including this one) since the beginning of the 2022 season (yikes). Since that magical 2021 season they've had an absolutely putrid record against them (20-40, including the two wins so far this season). Historically they play .500 ball against each other even when one of the two are bad, but the trend absolutely bucked during Zaidi's tenure. Was he a rogue agent? hmm

Let's see if they can win more than a single series this year. Maybe Vitello has some juice.

octobeard, Thursday, 23 April 2026 05:16 (one month ago)

Devers missed most of spring training with a sore hammy and it looks like he’s starting to get going now. Honestly I’m shocked they won this series but it’s huge for them. Let’s hope they can build off this.

hat stays on (gyac), Thursday, 23 April 2026 07:14 (one month ago)

loved webb's smirk when asked about beaning rushing

, Friday, 24 April 2026 13:28 (one month ago)

Brandon Belt day at the ballpark today, it was a delight. He made me laugh several times.

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 April 2026 23:32 (one month ago)

Last night's loss against the Rockies has to be the worst loss I have ever experienced. Rockies score 5 runs in the bottom of the ninth for a walk off. This team couldn't be any worse.

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 May 2026 00:54 (two weeks ago)

Dave Flemming said tonight "Rockies are the worst team in the NL but are playing like the best record "

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 May 2026 03:43 (two weeks ago)

Team

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 May 2026 03:43 (two weeks ago)

8 - 2

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 May 2026 03:44 (two weeks ago)

Tonight they're going up against Kyle Harrison 6-1, 1.57 ERA, 61K

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 June 2026 15:41 (one week ago)

looooooool

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 20:20 (one week ago)

Indeed. Embarrassing. I'm actually going to cancel my mlb.tv sub. Over this team and honestly welcome a multi year work stoppage on multiple levels now.

octobeard, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 23:45 (one week ago)

23-38 .377 -67 run diff

Officially the worst record in the National League.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 3 June 2026 06:08 (one week ago)

this may be the greatest team in the history of the game

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 June 2026 21:16 (one week ago)

(last 2 games only)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 June 2026 21:16 (one week ago)

Yup haha weird ass season

You better go listen to lemonade and pray about it (Spottie), Saturday, 6 June 2026 01:00 (one week ago)

After getting struck out 12x in Kyle Harrison's revenge game. They win the next game 1-0 behind a Webb gem. 12 runs in Milwaukee to close and then 18 today against the Cubs. They also scored 19 last week but in Colorado.

Baseball is so strange.

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 June 2026 01:12 (one week ago)

This team should never play in prime time. They just melt in recent history.

Bee OK, Monday, 8 June 2026 02:28 (one week ago)

This game is driving me crazy

Bee OK, Monday, 8 June 2026 03:14 (one week ago)

the Cubes have lost like 35 straight I think you'll get 'em

frogbs, Monday, 8 June 2026 03:19 (one week ago)

The Giants lost yesterday in the 10th, now extras again

Bee OK, Monday, 8 June 2026 03:32 (one week ago)

They did it

Bee OK, Monday, 8 June 2026 03:49 (one week ago)

We don’t need your live-blogging and mood swings btw. Just kills any urge to discuss this team, at least for me

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 8 June 2026 10:26 (one week ago)

What can and can't do on ILB, since you want to be my mom.

Bee OK, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:30 (one week ago)

What a weird reply.

hat stays on (gyac), Monday, 8 June 2026 21:40 (one week ago)

In tonight's game Jen Pawol was umpire behind the plate. Good for her!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 04:21 (five days ago)

I see she made her debut late last year but I just noticed.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 04:26 (five days ago)

I'm at the park wearing WSH city connect hat/shirsey (#4 Lile) and just watched my sweet prince James Wood take Robbie Ray 400 feet deep to the CF bleachers on a beautiful day... life is good!

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 20:33 (five days ago)

unless you're a Giants fan, that is... *sigh*

octobeard, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 21:02 (five days ago)

OMG

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 22:51 (five days ago)

we are so back babyyyyy

Spottie, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 23:00 (five days ago)

Steve Shasta bringing the good vibes😃

10 runs in the last two innings. Bryce Eldridge walks it off with a grand slam.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 23:04 (five days ago)

Bryce Eldridge is a stud

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 23:14 (five days ago)

I'm at the park wearing WSH city connect hat/shirsey (#4 Lile) and just watched my sweet prince James Wood take Robbie Ray 400 feet deep to the CF bleachers on a beautiful day... life is good!

lmao

hat stays on (gyac), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 23:14 (five days ago)

>:-O

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 23:48 (five days ago)

lol

Spottie, Thursday, 11 June 2026 00:46 (four days ago)

heard the slam live on the radio, sick jon miller call

brimstead, Thursday, 11 June 2026 01:32 (four days ago)

Jon Miller is a stud.

get your printable keyboard workout plan for ILXors over 50 (WmC), Thursday, 11 June 2026 01:57 (four days ago)

Holy wtf shit balls. 10 runs in the 8th and 9th to come from behind and win a game they were down 9-1 at the bottom of the 8th? Are you kidding me?

What the hell is with this team?

octobeard, Thursday, 11 June 2026 02:55 (four days ago)

sorry not sorry Steve

octobeard, Thursday, 11 June 2026 02:56 (four days ago)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZdOPfRPN01/

“Time to drop trou, hog out”
(Essential Instagram account follow for Giants fans)

hat stays on (gyac), Thursday, 11 June 2026 19:26 (four days ago)

i’m told that three giants players defaced their pride night caps tonight and a fourth refused to wear one at all

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 June 2026 05:32 (two days ago)

Fucking disgraceful

brimstead, Saturday, 13 June 2026 07:41 (two days ago)

Yep. From a franchise that was the first to do It Gets Better as well. Cunts.

hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 13 June 2026 14:48 (two days ago)

Trash organization from top to bottom. They should have moved to Tampa in 1990 where players like these inbred zealots would have thrived.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 13 June 2026 16:33 (two days ago)

from reddit:

Maybe if they spent more time practicing pitching and less time being bigots culture warriors they wouldn't be the third worst team in the entire fucking sport.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 13 June 2026 17:19 (two days ago)

Paul Atreides-Nuts

In a world with too many of those kinds of assholes, let’s remember the work of the late, great Rod Beck.

Giants closer Rod Beck was a terror on the mound. But when the AIDS crisis grew, he was all heart

featuring barry bonds *not* being a dick!

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:15 (two days ago)

Timmy also did the Until There’s A Cure campaign at the peak of his fame and ability

hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:47 (two days ago)

Past and present Giants players, including Willie Mays, Barry Bonds, Rich Aurilia, Matt Cain, Brandon Crawford, Hunter Pence and Joe Panik, have appeared in public service advertisements wearing Until There’s A Cure bracelets to raise awareness about HIV/AIDS.

https://sfgiants.mlblogs.com/until-theres-a-cure-day-267874a08af?gi=e01e54df28dc

hat stays on (gyac), Saturday, 13 June 2026 22:51 (two days ago)

Was about to come here and post the same link mookieproof did. No doubt there were bigoted players on the team in the past, but management would have squashed this kind of passive aggressive insecure vandalism of the uniform before it would ever have made it to the field. More to the point of the article however, there were a number of players in the past who happily chose to be the face of acceptance. Failure of the org, top to bottom. I'm done this year. Cancelled my mlb.tv subscription today. Get fucked Giants.

The vibes are repugnant at this stage; it's as if some foreign body has usurped my baseball team and squeezed out its beauty slowly and deliberately. From the enshittification of the catering service (moving from Bon Appetit to Aramark) to the firing of Renel Brooks-Moon, this org is revealing itself to be something closer to the desiccated husk an entity sucked dry by private equity every day. Posey is doing a fantastic job of diminishing his legacy. The team sucking is one thing, but this is a whole other level of retrograde.

octobeard, Saturday, 13 June 2026 23:32 (two days ago)

one time ILB poster GB in the NYTimes (I think it's unlocked):

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7358121/2026/06/13/sf-giants-pride-night-bible-verses-caps/?unlocked_article_code=1.qFA.1BRo.pVAHiCVFAlmd

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 14 June 2026 05:19 (yesterday)

we've been doing this for decades now, but reporters still just unquestioningly give these guys a platform to say 'oh it's not about hate, just faith'

idk what the rules on altering MLB uniforms are, but a beat writer should. perhaps a reporter might have asked, 'no giant has ever done this (shit) before -- were you given permission by management to alter or completely change your uniform?' for all his faults, gabe kapler was adamant about supporting pride night; is vitello more permissible re: bigotry?

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 05:42 (yesterday)

maybe the next time they wear the camo hats someone should stencil THE PRINCE OF PEACE all over their uniforms

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 05:48 (yesterday)

how many of luther's theses can you fit on a hat

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 June 2026 06:12 (yesterday)


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