Hot off the Press from the 4.00 news: Nine prisoners did a bunk while being escorted into court in the middle of Perth today. Two of them stolea car but abandoned it a short time later. The car had a large Freo Dockers sticker on the bumper.
Why did they dump the car? Because it wouldn't steer in a straight line? Because it froze whenever it saw a car coming the other way? Or because it would disappear if it ever got out of Perth?
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Thursday, 10 June 2004 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)