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----Let us go to my brother Shandy's, said he.

thomp, Monday, 28 May 2007 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

"It is not."

W i l l, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

(approximately): ...and I said, "Nothing."

Casuistry, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

I can't go on, I'll go on.

Casuistry, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Then it doesn't necessarily have to be noodles!

Casuistry, Thursday, 31 May 2007 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

i thought about putting c.'s second one. but i thought it might be a bit pretentious of me.

thomp, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

there's the last line in 'zazie in the metro', which i don't get

thomp, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

I thought for sure this thread would start with

"Now vee may perhaps to begin. Yes?"

James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh god yes that one. Oof.

Casuistry, Saturday, 2 June 2007 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh, i laughed at a full minute for that, if it's what i'm thinking of

thomp, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

this is implicitly a really snobby thread. i feel a bit guilty.

thomp, Sunday, 3 June 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I dunno.
Not enough nonfiction ends with a punchline.

Casuistry, Sunday, 3 June 2007 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

That was no lady; that was my wife.

Aimless, Sunday, 3 June 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

"What's the matter?" ... "Nothin'."

thomp, Friday, 8 June 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oh is that how it goes. I mean the book was just a few feet from me when I posted that, I suppose I could have checked.

Casuistry, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

7: Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

Casuistry, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

"But look what it did to my clamdigger!"

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."

thomp, Sunday, 10 June 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

which reminds me - i saw 'alice in puzzle-land' on yr book list from ages ago, c. - i've been trying to remember the title of that for years now

thomp, Sunday, 10 June 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

well, i'm home.

darraghmac, Thursday, 14 June 2007 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm a man of my

W i l l, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

"Poo-tee-weet?"

W i l l, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

eh. punchlines? dunno.

W i l l, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

It was not midnight. It was not raining.

anatol_merklich, Friday, 28 September 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

A way a lone a last a loved a long the

Casuistry, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

i am so not convinced those count.

thomp, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

one might as well have "Writer's cancer."

thomp, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

But try telling Them. They of little faith.

Heave Ho, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

have any of you actually HEARD a joke?

thomp, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

"yes I said yes I will Yes."

max, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

oyy

thomp, Saturday, 29 September 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

You don't think it's funny to suggest to someone who has just gone through all of FW that, hey, now they are expected to go back to the beginning and read it again, and then again, and then again, forever?

Casuistry, Saturday, 29 September 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

chris otm

James Redd and the Blecchs, Sunday, 30 September 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

it probably was at 'time after the twenty years of bits being released. i think what with it being in one book now most people will have glanced at that already. or known it already, before owning said book.

thomp, Sunday, 30 September 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

Chris, please put a SPOILER WARNING in the title of this thread.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Sunday, 30 September 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

you know what? i give up.

thomp, Sunday, 30 September 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

What's that from?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

I am not a mod on ILX 2.0.

Casuistry, Monday, 1 October 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

Are you a rocker?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 1 October 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a mocker.

Casuistry, Monday, 1 October 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)


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