A man is pulled over for driving under the influence by a woman officer. He fails his field sobriety test, and blows well over the limit on the breathalyzer test. The lady officer begins reading him his rights: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."
"TITS!", he shouts.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 12 August 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)