GORTHON THE THIEF

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Neal: Oh, Bill, don't be a thief again. You always fall down a well trying to steal stuff.

Gordon: Watch out for him. He's sneaky.
Bill: Yeah, yeah, he thinks being the dungeon master gives him a license to mess with our heads.
Harris: Oh, I'm sorry, perhaps I should let you encounter kittens and grandmas so as not to upset you.

Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.
Bill: Carlos the dwarf?
Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 September 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.squat.net/overtoom301/media/Giffoni.jpg

― jokey (ex machina), Thursday, 22 September 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

CARLOOOSSSSS

WAH HA AH HA AH

IS HE A THIEF?

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

DJing noise at a noise show is not cool.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

start your own thread, then. this one is about D&D, dummy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

SO ANYWAY WHEN IS CAMPAIGN????!? SEXY DANCER? IAN? LAURA? WHAT IS DEAL, YO?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 22 September 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

USE LAVA CHILDREN.

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Can we do this tele-conferencing? I think that would be swell. I'd be a Korean ranger/cleric named Bim.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

I have to ask my manager at B&N if he will be our DM.
I want to be a druid.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

i think sexyDancer would make the best dm!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 September 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

do paladins have to be lawful good? or can they be chaotic???

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 23 September 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

lawful evil = paladin
neutral good, neutral evil, lawful neutral = cavaliers

choatic fighter prestige class = barbarian

i wonder - did true neutral get a fighter prestige class?

(this is 1st/2nd ed knowledge - i have no info post-gygax)

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE UNEARTHED ARCANA

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 24 September 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

I actually kinda nearly cried when I watched this! It meant a lot to me, that he liked it.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 24 September 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

I want to play d&d again.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 24 September 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand a goddamn word on this thread.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Saturday, 24 September 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

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