I NEED TO DO LAUNDRY BUT MY CRACKHEAD NEIGHBOR ASKED ME FOR MONEY AND NOW I HAVE TO NOT DO LAUNDRY SO SHE WON'T REALIZE I AM LYING

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Gah, I should just do 3 (three) shots of booze and go tell her to fuck off and not talk to me.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Just tell her you sucked a dick for the quarters. Put some ideas in her head.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

I think she already has afirm grasp on this idea!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

stab her?

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh, so she was doing more than just asking for money then.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck do you care what a crackhead thinks?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

yah seriously. dont be a pussy.

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

How did Encyclopedia Jones know that teh JW was lying?

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

DOODZ. JON LIVES IN TEH WARZONE. GIVE HIM A BREAK.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

like i said.

STAB HER.

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

How did Encyclopedia Jones know that teh JW was lying?

I dunno. I'm too tired to turn my monitor upside-down.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Start spontaneously speaking klingon or elvish!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Just tell her that your laundro-tokens aren't redeemable for crack.

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

TELL HER ALL YOUR LIQUID IS TIED UP IN MUTUAL HEDGE FUNDS AND TO HOLLER AT U IN 2008 WHEN THE SEC INVESTIGATION IS ALL CLEARED UP.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

I think the "don't be a pussy" advice is good.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

grow one pair!

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

just keep complaining. it's not like you could've lived in a nicer, roach-free apartment in a great neighborhood or anything...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

just hope she doesn't decide to squat in your laundry room and rub her shit around on the machines in a drunken stupor.

not having any money != not having any money to spare. you can still be buying food or shit or doing laundry and still have no money to spare.
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

Incidentally, why is it that drug addicts seem to like to do their laundry while high? I mean they can't possibly be high every second of the day, but maybe it's a task that's particularly easy to get done while high.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 29 September 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Why laundry and drugs do not mix

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 29 September 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

drug addicts do EVERYTHING high, it's their raison d'etre dude

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 29 September 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where I do not say I told you so.

As this is one of those incredibly rare occasions where I am willing to be an asshole and you are not, I would be happy to lay down the law if she comes begging again. I have no patience for this bullshit at all.

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 30 September 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

TELL HER ALL YOUR LIQUID IS TIED UP IN MUTUAL HEDGE FUNDS AND TO HOLLER AT U IN 2008 WHEN THE SEC INVESTIGATION IS ALL CLEARED UP.

i shouldn't find this as funny as i do

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 30 September 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

YEAH U SHOULD.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

not funny bro

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 30 September 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)

YEAH. YR RIGHT.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

I am going to go to do laundry now.

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

LOCK THREAD

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 30 September 2005 12:59 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

something weird happened next door, maybe two doors down last night at 4:15 am. a woman was crying in the hallway, screaming, "just let me go to the baaaaaathroooooooom," (but it's rochester, so it was more like "beeeeaaaaaaaathrooooooom"). but there was a guy, maybe two guys, who wouldn't let her. at first i thought he was kidnapping her or something, i was ready to dial 911. i think they were sitting on the stairs, he said "i'm calling the cops, i'm going to have you arrested" and i heard him telling the cops how to get here. and she was crying "i don't want mark to [hit/hate] me more than he already does! what about my parents! they can't know! you don't know my parents!" and they said "jackie, just stand the fuck up! you can do it!" and then the superintendent came to tell them the police were here and i couldn't hear anything else. what was happening? i hope that mark just hated her and he wasn't hitting her.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

once i saw a teenage girl being taken out of the bank in handcuffs, in tears as some boy (her boyfriend?) watched with an empty gaze.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 28 November 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

deep

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 28 November 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

i saw like 3 bloody dead bodies on the side of the road yesterday one of them looked green

― howell huser (chaki), Monday, 28 November 2005 09:06 (twenty years ago)

I saw a flower growing in the gutter.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

sometimes there is so much beauty in the world i cannot handle it

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

http://thumb5.shutterstock.com/photos/thumb_large/102/102,1098803581,6.jpg.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

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― amon (eman), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

she was at it again! except this time it was 4:17 am and i woke up to "SHAWN! SHAWN!" then a man saying "what the fuck?" and then loud banging on a door as if to force it open. then it stopped and i looked outside and there was one cop car and a girl (probably "jackie") and two guys talking to the cop through the car window. i opened my window but i couldn't hear anything and it was too cold anyway. what on earth is going on?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 3 December 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

did Jon tell his crackhead neighbor to fuck off in the end, then?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 3 December 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

I didn't need to! I refused to help her whenever she asked and so she stopped asking

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Sunday, 4 December 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

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