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teach me

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

jon, you don't need romance lessons; you just need roofies and some butt plugz.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

someone just came to my window, and snapped a picture.

its 3:45 am.

i am naked.

-- anthony (anthony.easto...), July 23rd, 2004.

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

There's some good hints in the Tuomas thread.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

seriously, how to romance 1 ex?

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

strongo you just destroyed me

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

how do you think i felt coming upon that at 1:12 am last night while drunk?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

seriously, how to romance 1 ex?

You know that scene in Gone With the Wind where Rhett just picks Scarlett up and carries her to bed dispite her protests? Yeah. I'm basically just telling you to rape with impunity.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Be considerate throughout the course of the evening, as though you are thinking about the way she feels. Do something for her that shows obvious effort and forethought. Perhaps also express feelings.

Or just fuck her silly. Whatever works for you!

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Wear a Neu! shirt.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00030NDOW.01-A3CMXDZRNIXKWB._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps also express feelings.

awesome

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

slap your penis on her dinner plate to remind her of what she's missed.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Wear a Neu! shirt.

What if she doesn't realize that Neu means yes?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

She speaks German!

I was more hoping for cute romantic things to do to lure her to NYC.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

Indie Sex Turismo: c/d

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

korean barbecue place with the waterfall and woman who comes out of the waterfall and plays the lute

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

My ex is Korean and will make me Korean BBQ someday.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

but does she have a waterfall?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

she is a gusher

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/2004/jk/fruitgushers_small.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

googling "gatorade gum" brings up some unexpected stuff

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

We're going to the LaMonte Young Dream House and MoMa and noisy show.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

is she aware you have designs on her?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

There will also be tripping.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

it sounds like you have it under control

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I just wanna show her a good time! What kind of wine should I get? Laura, can I buy some [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] from you??

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

wine? dude, i think you got that shit locked down and now you brag

be sure to send me penetrative mpg clips so i can make a ytmnd page thx

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Tell her she's dumb and that nobody takes her seriously.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

girls are usually forgiving if you aren't a WINE EXPERT. because they are usually not WINE EXPERTS either.

just ask her what kind she likes and get that!

― INTERNET DATE ADVISORY PANEL (sleep), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost Yes.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

otm (xpst)

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

She is a wine expert and avery very good cook.

Serious wifey material.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

jon don't tell her that wifey thing.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

the key bit of information that you're all missing is that jon's exgf LOVES TO CUDDLE.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

'wifey' is the word pet name/title ever.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:17 (twenty years ago)

You’re never trying to eat
Always stood right by me
Make living lively
Highly spoken of
My only love
The only one, you’re my wifey
Make my life complete, sweet
But you know when to ~~gape anus~~ flip it street
Freak, but only when it comes to me
See that’s why you’re my wifey

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

rhode island school of desire

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

spancer otm!

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-157-1124077250.jpg

POP THE CORK ON SOME ROLLING ROCK

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

go to anthology film archives. maybe the illustration library.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 13 October 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

NOT THAT ONE, ANOTHER

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

apartment = cleaned
chinatown bus = scheduled
sheets = changed
weed = bought
groceries = bought

todo:

lube, condoms, etc
wine
romantic iTunes playlist

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

did you fix the tv yet?

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 October 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

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