ASK TOKYO ROSEMARY

My list includes but is not limited to:

ian and jon
ddb and cutty
you and gygax! (ldr division)

love,
rosemary

thx!

Do you like mirrors?

gygax!

Dear ddb,

Are all noize dude bored participants to answer that?

Bestest,

hstencil

P.s. I am 8 years old

Love,
Bobby

What happened to the POSITION MASTER?

Curiously,

hstencil

thx

color: pink or purple
band: Pulp
animal: kittens
place: the library
food: any dough with a savory filling.
drink: lemonade
footwear: my pink adidas. or my black mary janes that make me 2 inches taller
smell: food cooking
ILX thread: dave q appreciation thread
artist: Orlan
Ocean or Pool: Long Island Sound

you pal,
tokyo rosemary

Are you a sadist?

love,
rosemary

I forgot! Would you like me to look into it?

love,
rosemary

My cat is named Baxter. She is 6. My other cat is Sparky.

love,
tr

What do you think of these answers?

dear ddb:
color: green or blue
band: CANNED HEAT
animal: ocelots
place: the bottom of the ocean
food: no thanks, I'm full
drink: mint juleps
footwear: CAMPERS
smell: weed
ILX thread: none
artist: HERMANN NITSCH
Ocean or Pool: whichever one Tony Alva's carving in, bro

FRIENDS 4EVER,

hstencil

THAT'S AN EMPHATIC YES!!!!!

Longingly,

hstencil

POSITION MASTER

kisses,
rosemary

please answer at your earliest!

kthxbyeeee

What do you think of this answer?

movie: STOKED: THE RISE AND FALL OF GATOR and/or STRAIGHT AND NARROW by Tony Conrad

Interested,

hstencil

movie: croupier, fat girl, romance, sound of music, time bandits, and tommy

yours fondly,
rosemary

I hope this isn't too forward but based on POSITION MASTER, which one is your favorite?

Wondering,

hstencil

PM says "doggy style, kneeling". Huh.

kisses,
tr

Whoa.

Redfaced,

hstencil

Stoked was Sooo GREAT! Sound of Music is a treat and TIME BANDITS is SIMPLY ONE OF THE BEST! My own movie choices would be Wet Hot American Summer, Evil Dead, Big Lebowski, Office Space, Alphaville & The Wicker Man.

And Dr. Katz was the best show on TV EVER!

Thx!

What are your thoughts on "The Congress Of The Cow"?

Curiously,

g!

Did I see you at the STOKED premiere at ANGELIKA with the lady who had filmed it doing the Q&A thing after? I don't remember.

Puzzled,

hstencil

"Knees to Chest" looks ok, too. But really some of those positions look a little to complicated for me

love,
rosemary

dear ddb,

I am such a Eurotard! I forgot The Wicker Man! WHAS is ok, too.

your pal,
rosemary

you LOVE reno 911 but think WHAS is "ok"?!

pls xplain thx ok bye

cuddy

Are you talking about music? I only know about 60s girls singers and showtunes.

your friend,
rosemary

http://www.wethotamericansummer.com/a/picture-story2.jpg

GIVE IT ANOTHER CHANCE TO OWN YOUR HEART!

I haven't seen the movie in ages, and the last time I did was the edited for Comedy Central. Maybe if I rewatch the unexpurgated version, I will reevaluate my view. Also, I think Chris Meloni is sort of hot in it.

love,
TR

Explore at your own risk:

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22congress+of+the+cow%22+kama&btnG=Search&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8

g!

You are quite right, I need to see it again.

love,
tr

well, I never!!! What happened to NOIZE ABSTINENCE??

love,
TR

dear cutty,

Really?? I am sooo there!

love,
TR

do you think the croupier looked better with black or white blonde hair? i think the former made him look swarthy and the latter made him look sallow, and i would have liked to see a more natural brown.

all my love,
lauren

Dark! The bleached look = not hot. I think I am going to rent this from the library next week, and then think about when Jack jumps Bella. 'Cause that was super hot.

love,
rosemary

I am delighted that, earlier on this thread, you have listed Pulp as a favourite. It is a bold move to do so on a board that is so hostile to european bands.

so the questions is: what are your 3 fave pulp albums?

(just an european) wondering,

julio

How often is too often?

Love,
Ian

I like
Different Class
His and Hers
This is Hardcore

But I also love "O.U" and "The Night That Minnie Timperley Died" lots

your Europhilic friend,
rosemary

Dear Ian

The Greeks said 'Everything in moderation" but fuck that!

love,
rosemary

The Greeks also were into paedophilic buttsex. Do you approve? What about Plato's distinction between the world of being/the world of becoming? Is that also total bullshit?

xoxo,
Ian

Pedophilia is not so hot, but consenting adults (of homo and hetero varieties) doing it "Greek Style" is a-ok in my book.

I haven't discussed any Greek philosophy since college tho, so sorry. I only know about it relation to ART.

kisses,
rosemary

What's your favorite video game? Board game? Pen & paper RPG?

xo,
Ian

I have liked what I've seen of Animal Crossing. I am quite good at Trivial Pursuit, but I do a have soft spot for my vintage Barbie Queen of The Prom game. I know nothing of these "RPGs"

your pal,
rosemary

haaaa what about MMORPGS

While I do like the 'zine of the same name, I have never actually owned the game.

kisses,
rosemary

Nope.

xox,
tr

what do the lines:

I will stop
and loaf some time here
until the wait in Chat Room
Eight has eased. A little pause
before a final foray through
          the pounding surf.
A little time to suck some
wine in, bite off half a peach.

mean to you?

Yours in iambic pentameter,
rod

I think it means you have possibly been hanging around ILX chat rooms too often.

love,
rosemary

I like your songs! But I am hardly an ILM regular.

love,
rosemary

I don't think so. Maybe for a toddler or something, but not a grownup.

xox,
rosemary

one late night a year or two ago after a show at my XGFs house in oakland, i was speaking to matt "eXtreme Elvis" about friendship and he said, "true friendship is someone who will take you to the airport". then i said "what about picking up from the airport?"
"well that's love"
"okay: what about parking gettting out and meeting you at the gate?"
"true love"

i like to keep these analogies in mind when pondering such subjects. what are you definitions of love and friendship?

http://www.nationallampoon.com/modstyles/wwwaste/loveis/lovegator.jpg

love,
rosemary

why does Laura Branigan lose self-control?

sincerely,

Vic in Cali

Here is some wisdom I found written on the back of some women's underwear:
"love is.... deep"

"love is.... playing hard to get"

what do you think?

love,
rosemary

I think it has something to do with living with cretaures of the night.

love,
rosemary

i think those underwear are telling it like it is.

g!

Would you respond favourably to thinly veiled flirty compliments from yours truly?

Andrew

Martine of "Sexual Astrology" fame says that Sagittarians are total suckers for flattery, so that's an obvious "yes" then.

love,
rosemary

I want to lick you.

Andrew

That's thinly veiled?

love,
rosemary

Do you like Prince?

adam.

He's ok, I only know his big hits though.

love,
rosemary

Yeah, I realised that I omitted the 'thinly veiled' part after I posted it. Oh well.

Still, can I? Wear the bunny ears...

Andrew

Yes, you can wear the bunny ears

love,
rosemary

ARE YOU OKAY?

You were on Vicodin and then you were on AIM and then you were gone!

adam.

My computer spazzed out, and then I went to take a nap. This stuff works ok, except it sure doesn't last too long.

Thank you for your concern

love.
rosemary

Can you try to save up some Vs so we can get crugged (drunk + drugged + whatever the c is in crunk) next time you make it down to the City?

Best,

hstencil

I was given 30 pills which seemed like a lot, but now I don't know!

I still have a couple of those hot pink ones leftover though.

love,
rosemary

Are you happy that the hot pink ones tend to match your wardrobe?

Thoughtfully Yours,

hstencil

Yes, I was quite pleased when I opend the pill bottle and saw them. I wish they worked a little better.

love,
rosemary

are you drinking enough water? as in, as much water as you can possibly possibly drink?

hope you are 'cause I know it hurts,
-milton

I am trying too! In fact I am off to fill up another bottle right now.

love,
rosemary

Do you know someone named "Nissa"?

????!?!?!??!?!

g!

how many pink uteri have you knitted? post pix!

xx,
caitlin OH! NO!

the name 'nissa' is not ringing any bells.

love
tr

caitlin oh boy,

i have done two uteri but haven't finished the fallopian tubes yet. i found the pipe cleaners i need to make them tho

yrs,
tr

Are you aware that this is on sale at Century 21? At least, that's what it says in the window.

Regards,
gabbneb

thank you fo rpointing this out. alas, i am stuck in a twin bed at the moment which has a new comforter of shiny purple satin.

yours,
tokyo rosemary

what is your AIM name again? I fergit.

Gear

it's sucette66

i think that's the first time i have ever posted it on ilx

yours,

t. ro

i also have a comforter of shiny purple satin!
we are clearly the coolest.

tehresa

one time on some thread you were talking about some special yarn store. where is this yarn store? i'm going to ciudad de nuevayork in august.

loves,
caitlins

WHAT IS FAVRIET DEGRASSIES?!

DEAANBERY

i like the issue episodes like spike getting knocked up or the abortion one or the claude one. and the next generation eps with the old skool characters, because it makes me feel old. but i love the 'you fucked tessa campanelli' best of all, i think

yours,
rosemary

i like
seaport yarns (by the downtown branch of the strand)(no credit cards tho booo)
downtown yarns on avenue a (they have very pretty colors right now)
p&s in tribeca (cheap craft store brands!)
purl in soho (for browsing)

haven't been to the upper east side ones that much or yarn co which has lotsa stuff but has an iffy reputation. there are two knitting cafes, the new one the point i like a lot.

tell me when in august you will be here we can go on a yarn tour together

knittilly yours
tr

yesterday I walked past the Museum of Arts & Design in NYC currently featuring an exhibit titled RADICAL LACE & SUBVERSIVE KNITTING.

what's that all about?

thanks! -- mark

i am going to go see this some time this winter or spring. apparently knitting and lacemaking is not just for grandmas anymore, it is now artistic and radical! at least that's what this weekend's new york times tells me.

yours,
tr