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Dear Miss Lauren P.,

Are we going to have an ask questions thread for every noize dude bored poster?

Best,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren,

What is your secret? I mean, how do you do it?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

my dear hstencil,

it looks that way.

kisses,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren, when are you going to feed me Mike's Cranberry Hard Lemonade?

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

darling gygax!,

45 minutes in a 350 degree oven, then transfer the pan to a gas range and finish over moderate heat.

lots of love,
lfp

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet red panda,

didn't we try that at the taco party?

yours faithfully,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

dear lauren:

i think we both love british comedy! are we best buddies?

sir cutty of rockingshire

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Lauren:

Can you get me a job at Kim's?

Love always,
Ian

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

sir cutty,

you know it! britcom 4eva!

fondly,
the lady l

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

dear mr. johnson,

i am going to kim's tomorrow to dump some unwanted product. i will wear a low-cut top and ask my friends if they can hire you.

got yr back,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Lauren:

Love of my life, you are my friend.

Always and forever,
Ian

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

RACKS

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon + boobs = LOVE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

LOVE = SPLAT???????

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Lauren, my good friend,

Why am I such a fuck up?

Best,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

precious stence,

it's not you. it's the world.

on the real,
el p

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

LAUREN WHY AM I FULL OF INDIAN FOOD? DID I JUST EAT IT? WILL THIS EVER END?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAR LAUREN, ME TOO. COZEN.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

dear dean?,

i really don't know what to say to you. you stuffed yourself with indian food a mere 12 hours or so after consuming multiple cans of sparks? JESUS CHRIST, MAN - DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?

yours in disbelief,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

my dear cozen,

try bicarbonate of soda. feel better!

smooches,
miss l

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

dear lauren,

I feel ok now. thank you for your advice, however don't feel to disheartened when I tell you I won't be following it just now.

yrs,
cozen.

― cºzen (Cozen), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Lauren,

I feel a little better now too. I outsourced my indigestion to India.

KISSLES,
ME

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

dear lauren,

I have August 27th and 28th off work. Is there going to a Rhinebeck Road Trip? Or will it just be Tokyo Rosemary Visits Manhattan and Brooklyn?

love,
rosemary

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

You should come to the show on the 28th, Ms. Rosemary. No Neck Blues Band, Simon Finn & Virgin Eye Blood Brothers. Our very own HStencil is DJing!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Ian,

I would like to lots, but I have a sneaking suspicion I have to work on that Sunday.

love,
rosemary

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:27 (twenty-one years ago)

dear lauren,

Do you still have a copy of more! for me?

love,
rosemary

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 14 August 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

we should go to Dutchess County on that Friday.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 14 August 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

i'm looking for a new salad dressing recipe. can you help?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 16 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

also:

lauren,

i heard echo and the bunnymen's "rescue" today when i was bargain dvd shopping ("the fan" + "stoked" + and criterion collection of "rashomon" = $29).

what is your favorite song/album of echo and the bunnymen?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 16 August 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

would you like more spacecakes?

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)

dear lauren,

thank you so much for 'angels', came in the mail this morning. I sent off your package this afternoon. do you think you'll like the super secret special gift I bundled in with it?

I remain,
cozen.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rosie, honey -
i'm so sorry but the issue of more magazine that i brought for you was the victim of an unfortunate coffee cup accident. soon, however, i'll be able to send you all the copies of more that you'd like.

faithfully,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

dear gygax!,

my standard recipe is 2 parts balsamic vinegar to one part olive oil, a healthy splash of lemon juice, and salt/pepper to taste. you could also substitute light vinegar for the balsamic and use orange juice instead of lemon. crushed raspberries are always a good addition if you're feeling sassy.

regarding echo and the bunnymen, my favorite album is crocodiles. my favorite song is either bring on the dancing horses or a live version of villiers terrace i have that's seriously frightening.

huggles,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

cozen,

the crystal ball tells me that i'm going to love whatever you saw fit to include. i hope you enjoy angels. if you don't, then we have to re-evaluate our friendship.

no pressure,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

likewise.

winks & giggles,
cozen.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

will you be in NYC b/w sept 2nd and the 7th? if so will you go shopping with my wife and I? she needs girl stuff.

sincerely,

kyle

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

will you go out with me?

-jw

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

you won't, right?

ian

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

dear kyle,

it will be a treat to see you and your wife again. that's a crazy weekend for me, but i'll make the time. we should get some daquiris, too, while we're at it.

fondly,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

jon, angel -

i would only hurt you in the end. remember what happens at the end of harold and maude?

xoxoxoxo,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ian, my love -

see above.

l8r gator,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

why do all the noize girls go out with indie guys?

gygax!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

SPARKS

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

lauren,

when are you coming back? and why do you "mostly hate California"?

adam.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

SPARTA

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dear gygax!,

you were at the no fun fest. we had to breathe through our mouths, remember?

lovelove,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

dear adam,

unfortunately, it looks like i won't be back for quite some time.

i feel bad for saying this since so many of you lovely folks are in the bay area, but when i say i mostly hate california i really mean sf. sorry, guys. nothing to do with you, and of course i don't hate the tonga room or regret the time we spent there.

sincerely,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

you were at the no fun fest. we had to breathe through our mouths, remember?

hahahahahaha! that's just NorthSix though, good god that place stinks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.brainwashed.com/kid606/images/downwiththescene.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

why did I own that record?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

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dear lp,

plz give london hugz and kisses for me, i am so sad :(

trg

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Dear Lauren

This is not a question it's just an FYI from the optimo board:

Saturday November 19th - DFA Party @ The Art School

It's very rare that we do any events in Glasgow outside of Sunday nights but we really, really wanted to bring our friends from DFA over to show some more of what this wonderful label has to offer. Full details and line up here.

Sunday November 20th - Hot Chip

We fell in love with Hot Chip after seeing them support LCD Soundsystem on a few dates earlier this year. Despite being synth based, the four piece are very much a band and give of a fantastic energy when performing. Their music necessitates moving your body.

where will you be?

regards,

jed_

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

lauren

in anticipation, glasgow is gearing up

always
cozen

― c7n (Cozen), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

hold that anticipation until hogmanay!

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 3 November 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

hi, lauren. here's a question for you: how come you never return my calls?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

OOOOO!

no, really. i'd return your calls if i a) had your number and b) you called me in the first place.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

hi lauren; want to come drink with laurel and me?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

hi dere! i'm super broke this week and also on the wagon for a few days (hello mystery bruises!), but i'll stop over and say hi and maybe have a soda. let me know when you're there.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

10ish I figure -- will call

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

Jon. I am broke and cannot come out. Unless you're buying?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

Sure.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

I accept, and thank you v much. You know I'm cheap where beer is concerned. 10ish.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

I'll probably swing by.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

LP AM I PERVERSE

― charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:38 (twenty years ago)

hi lauren, are you going to come by to look at apt?

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

oh, are you guys going to daddys? i live like a block away, maybe i come

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

hi, phil! can i come by on weds?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:43 (twenty years ago)

lauren, laurel, laura, laurgklf, laurxclz

― nervous.gif (eman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

laurgklf, laurxclz
???

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Miss Lauren P,

I need to go jeans shopping; want to come along for company and/or advice, maybe this weekend? If left to my own devices I'll just buy another pair of Lee dungarees so anything you might know about jeans one can actually stuff a set of thighs into will be much appreciated.

xoL

Long live the trifecta

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

booty jeans = you are a winner

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I am less worried abt my booty than my big ol' quads.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

laurgklf, laurxclz
???

― nervous.gif (eman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

WHO

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

dear laurel,

totally! if there's one thing i like as much as drinking, it's shopping.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i want to go buy expensive midi controllers

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Lauren, you should post the trifecta pic from capones!

Unfortunately I hate shopping with the fire of ten suns so our powers cannot combine to find Laurel jeans. :(

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

i just got those pictures back! they're all pretty rad. i'm going to put them on the computer shortly.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

lauren i need to ask you a question IRL

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

can u send me an email? or get my # from one of the bros?

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

what a treat

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

Lauren I have a date with you on Thursday May 18th. Just an FYI.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:31 (twenty years ago)

Late. But not too late. Bring your appetite.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

HER NUMBER IS 911-666-6666

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

(167) 116 7911

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:08 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

where she go

― admrl, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 04:08 (seventeen years ago)

she was hanging out on the excuse me I got a rescue dog thread, on ile a couple of weeks ago : /

hi adam

― czn, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)

hi!

― lauren, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 14:10 (seventeen years ago)

i have sort of changed my mind about california, btw. i love LA now.

― lauren, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

I love LA too

hi lauren!

― czn, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

hi hon!

― lauren, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

I like LA, a lot more then I expected. Am going back in the fall probably.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

when I was there it rained something biblical; made me feel at home

― czn, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 15:50 (seventeen years ago)

I remember that? I'm moving though, but still in LA. Echo park.

― admrl, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

hi lauren

hi czn

hi dan selzer

― admrl, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

<3 Echo park

― carne asada, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

I think I wrote on your fb wall that I was in LA; it was nov/dec last year

I bought an iphone

― czn, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

For some reason -- maybe because I saw her name in an old thread -- I was just reminded of Lauren. I think she last posted not long after her last appearance in this thread!

― jaymc, Friday, 12 September 2014 06:34 (eleven years ago)

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