IAN JOHNSON IS FOR TEH LADIES

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Hi.

I have a Steely Dan CD; want to come listen to it in my loft?

I also have a bong and some PBR.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 15 August 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

How could a girl say no to this?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 15 August 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm pbr. i'm beer hungry. fuckin providence and its weird liquor store hours.

― brock (brock), Sunday, 15 August 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

How tall is Ian?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

just under six feet

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Body Type: 6' 0" / Slim / Slender

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

i have probably lost weight this past week, living on eggs & potatoes & pretzel stixx

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

6'0" is generous

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I have terribly posture.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I am 5'7" or 5'8". Does that sound right?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ADAM IS FOR TEH LADDIES

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, I am seeing the White Mice and Neptune tonight

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

kick sasha in teh shins for me.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

its at the century lounge so they might card :D

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

har har. they just won't give her a bracelet for drinkz and she'll probably just smuggle gennessee in her purse.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I kinda hope she and n1col3 show up so I can be all YEAH I DIDN'T CALL YOU HA HA

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

gawd... so glad i live three point five hours away from them!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate providence

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FUQ A RI, TRIPSTER.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

RI is still better than SF. AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE JOHN DWYER ANYMORE.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I met John Dwyer in a donut shop and he gave me the Allogistics

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Friday, 20 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I traded John Dwyer a copy of my CD for a coachwhips LP.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 21 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Your CD with the nice covers looks awesome dude

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Saturday, 21 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude I have five Steely Dan albums and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. No bong though.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 21 August 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian Johnson got no action tonight!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 22 August 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

you need more Steely Dan, I tells ya.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 22 August 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I was gonna ask if there was Cing on Ts happening last night.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Sunday, 22 August 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

but Ian you were with the ladies!

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 22 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian just sat and drank beer and didn't talk to girls except the cute one who offered me a cigarette but then I forgot her name and it was dark and fucking hipster girls all look the same with their striped shirts and short hair.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 22 August 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ugh

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i think cutty got some c on t action last night though

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 22 August 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

rofflez

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 23 August 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You left me a 5 minute voicemail last night that was complete silence! You were the first non-test caller on my brand new phone! Congratulations!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Saturday, 28 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet it was when noise dudes were playing with my phone and making fun of it for being old.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Saturday, 28 August 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Lately you’ve been expressing to me
Just how much you want to make love
I want it just as much as you do
But will you still keep in touch

You say I’m teasin’, but I do have a reason
Don’t let your feelings fade
‘Cause you will have me and sooner than you know it
If you could only wait

Oh, I don’t know
The way that I feel
I’m so afraid of a one night deal
And sometimes

I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby
Because I need you tonight
I wonder if I take you home
Would you still be in love, baby (Home, home, home, home)
Because I need you tonight

― lisa lisa (gygax!), Saturday, 28 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDE. IAN'S FONE. ITS HELLA OLD.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 29 August 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK OLD PHONES

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

50 N0+ N0153

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Are old phones 50 n0+ n0153? I would think that they would have to be either REALLY old or really new.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 August 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

WHY NO AIM

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

MY INTERNET IS NOT WORKING??? IT CAN CONNECT TO THE NETWORK BUT THEN ALL TCP/IPing DOES NOTWORK.

I AM USING BRYCE'S LAPTOP.

(ALSO, I GOT ANOTHER STEELY DAN ALBUM.)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/kitty.mp3

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian HI I LURVE U!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

HI JER I LURVE U 2 (NOT THE BAND)

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I LIKE WALKING BAREFOOT ON THE MOSS

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 September 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

KEKEK

― gainfully employed (ex machina), Thursday, 2 September 2004 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

HI GUYS. GUESS WHAT. YEAH! I DRANK SPARKS AND OLD E LAST NIGHT. YES. HUNG OUT WITH NATESTORM DAVIS AND SOME BOYS FROM PROVIDENCE AND SOME GIIIIIIIRRRRLLS. WE MADE SISCK PASTA WITH FRESH TOMATOES AND HERBS AND THEN ATE IT OUT OF THE POT IN AN EPIC PASTA BATTLE.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A WINNER IS YOU

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

how come you are never on the INTERNET anymore Ian?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

except that my internet doesn't work (using roomies comp) and i have to go to a fucking Yankee's game with my dad and sister. LOOK FOR ME ON TEH TEEVEE.

because it doesn't work, joel. i dunno why. i can conect to the network, but then i can't use any interwebbernet services. see "another thread for boring computer questions" on ILE... i don;t know how i'm gonna fix it, either. it is a difficult problem!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 2 September 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

GUESSWHO: "
im listening to CDs i found in my room from middle school. i was wondering, does ian have a screen name anymore? he called me a while ago, and i'd like to say hi, but i'm not really into phone calls"

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Saturday, 4 September 2004 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

wtf? who is that?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

if that's TEH SASHA, then that's stupid. when i called her i was really drunk! YAY DRUNK. seriously, though, fuck her.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

god i would

― brock (brock), Sunday, 5 September 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i did! well over two four hundred times! hurray! DEAR BROCK: I WOULD BE MAD AT YOU.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:11 (twenty-one years ago)

JUST IMAGINE YOUR DICK DIPPING INTO AN UNDERGROUND LAKE OF 240 OF IAN'S JIZZLOADS AND THE URGE WILL LEAVE, BROCK

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

way more than 240! even counting C on Ts, etc.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 5 September 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well, we assume that she didn't leave the C on the T's, no?

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Sunday, 5 September 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

240 TIMES?!?!?!?!?
fuck i didnt know stoner kids had the drive.
ps.s. ian , after the count, i would feel utterly fucking dirty.
muchloveandrespectfromjah.

― brock (brock), Sunday, 5 September 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.regalweb.co.uk/loony/animated/oatbath.gif

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 5 September 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i get so horny when i am stoned with ladyfriends

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

really? god, i mean its not the last thing on my mind, i'm just all smiles and realize it would be too ridiculous for me to try and have sex. sorry my lack of experience fuckin on w33d.

― brock (brock), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

IT GIVES ME HUGE BONERS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHISKEYDICK

LIKE I COULD LAY WASTE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH THESE BONERS

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WIELD COCK LIKE BROADSWORD

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 6 September 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ian is your girlfriend's name BOSTON?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 September 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

AUSTIN

LIKE BOSTON. BUT WITH AN A, U AND I.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 6 September 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

AUDI

― MATH BLASTER MYSTERY! (ex machina), Monday, 6 September 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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