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― Dan (Mein Kampf) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Looks like someone's been infested with Fashion Bugs

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

their uniforms were so tough lookin'.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.capricorna.de/naehen/pics_barbie/joanns10.jpg

KIDS LOOK OUT FOR NEW STRIP MALL METHED OUT BARBIE

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

for some reason, this comes up in a GIS for "Jo-ann Fabrics"

http://www.chuckecheese.com/cec2002/images/dec03.gif

TOUGH LUCK PUERTO RICO

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

why are you even trying to give me a goddamned expired coupon for chuck e cheese? you know I can't used no expired coupons!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

can someone knit a tea cozy version of this for me:

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

for $50, sure

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

$50??!?!???!??

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

i think that's quite a fair price

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

time is money, dude

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

for a tea cozy?!?!??!??

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

The pattern's complicated, Joel! That'll require at least three colors of yarn and a bunch of diagramming and changes.

I kind of covet that rack of thread up top.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

cost of yarn ($10), plus hours spent (10 hours?) which is $4 an hour = less than minimum wage

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

plus time planning the design

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

hee, hee, me, too Laurel! And I'm not even a sewer.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I got a newer used sewing machine in the summer, and I haven't used it once :(

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

cost of tea coziness = priceless

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

3 colors?!?!?!???!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

black, white, grey

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

no need for grey, just do it like a jolly roger.

yeah, nazi kiddie toys.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

stence got pwned by the crafty ladies.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

no way, outsourced to pakistan.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

I was even going to add blue, for the mottled background. See, Stence, it would have been a thing of love and beauty, planned & crafted by our own hands. But fine, you want a heartless, soulless product at the expense of enslaved amputee children, I guess we can't stop you.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

c'mon, it's a nazi insignia. all the better that it's made by enslaved amputee children!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

well enjoy your tea holocaust, jerkface!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if dr. mengele was a chai drinker.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

no..he drank that stuff that smells like gunpowder

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

Fresca?

― Dan (Glug Glug BANG) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Dan, I don't know WHAT that's supposed to be a propos of (if anything) but I nearly choked on roasted potato.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Tab?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

no the lapshom whatver its called....my brother gave me some at christmas...smells like gunpowder...or scotch

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I saw the gunpowder and scotch thing on an episode of mythbusters.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I'd be down to wacth an episode of Mythbusterbusters. Get those smug hippies to believe in ghosts.

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

mythbusters is such a goddamn good show. the best one was when they talked abt the origin of the phrase "son of a gun." IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A BULLET TO PASS THROUGH THE NUTZ OF A MAN AND IMPREGNATE THE LAYDEE? i don't think they could prove it, but they came close. and there were lots of semen jokes.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

they had one on like two nights ago that was fucking off the hook retarded, about a man who stuffed his laundry full of 50 POUNDS OF CLOTHING and then stomped on the machine to get it all in and somehow STARTED the machine and got trapped and spun by the machine and he hit his head on a shelf and knocked over bleach, then hit his head again on the next turn around and knocked over baking soda, which startled his dog who then peed on the baking soda and it EXPLODED and regardless the man died of being spun to death by washing machine. The image of Buster windmilling in a goddamn washing machine, destroying the machine and their entire set, was priceless. Also baking soda + jack russell urine /= bombs.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

there have been a coupla eps where i felt like calling them up and saying that i, too, could just make up a ridiculous lie and then prove it isn't true.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

worth it tho for watching those two try to catch dog pee directly from dog penises.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:05 (twenty years ago)

3ll1ss@ M3yr1ch = thread nazi

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 9 February 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

dan - you know the nazis invented fanta, right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

untrue

it was invented for the nazis

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

dude whatever, everyone in europe was a nazi then. except, like, those who weren't.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

developed by coke because most other coke products werent german enough...there was something involving the camps too..just can't remember what

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

i am happy being a member of the thread nazi party

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

so it was coke that made the nazis

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

I knew I should have left "Fanta?" as my post up there! (I'd originally typed that because I couldn't remember the word "Fresca".)

― Dan (Ironic Commercials) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

I thought Coke developed Fanta because they couldn't get the flavoring stuff from the Coke suppliers during wartime...? And they wanted to keep the plants open so they had to get SOMEthing into production. Or so I vaguely recall.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

T/S: Mussolini's Fashionistas vs the Thread Nazi Party

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

Also, how did Shasta come about?

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 February 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

Steve?

― Dan (Go To The Source) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah laurel is correct re: fanta.

i wanna pop, i wanna... shasta!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

i have no problem believing the nazis are responsible for this kind of horror:

http://www.thecougarweb.com/20/00068896.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

nazis, inventors of camel toes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

inexplicable conversations about the fantanas:

1) the time that dude told everyone he liked the "asian" fantana (he claimed the girl in red was the asian fantana)
2) the time tom said the only attractive fantana was the lankier one in a tube top (??? is this guy code for "all of them" cos purple definitely has a dick so that'd be worrying)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

"afrika korps"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

DONCHU WANNA WANNA FANTA DONCHU WANNA WANNA FANTA DONCHU WANNA WANNA FANTA arrgh

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 9 February 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

european fanta is far superior to american fanta.

my favorite:

it has bits of pulp in it! yum!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

SOMEBODY BUY ME AN ERWIN ROMMEL ~~plastic doll~~ACTION FIGURE, PLS

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Himmler's Ring...
Himmler's Ring...
Ain't that ring a wonderful thing?
Don't that skull and crossbones shine?
Some day that ring's gonna be all mine.

http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/justin/1087/WWII/Images/Varios/ring.jpg

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/r/08940-6.jpg

just be careful, y'all

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 10 February 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

Rave Hitler Rave

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 10 February 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

now that its said...yes...laurel is correct. there is more to the story but i cant even remember where i heard it..."the corporation"?

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 10 February 2006 13:12 (twenty years ago)

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