SPARKS IS FUCKING GROSS

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WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS DRINK THAT SHIT? ANYTHING MALT LIQUOR IS FOR GUTTERPUNKS WTF. YOU GUYS ARE SICK. I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS IN SF AND THEY WERE DRINKING "SPARKS AND CHAMPANGE" MIXED IT WAS THE GROSSEST SHIT AND THEY WERE LOVIN IT.

― Sir Chaki McBeer III (chaki), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't drink that shit. Send your ire to gygax!, registered mail.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

it is the worse reno suburb

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

it is also the name of a defunct danceclub/gay bar on Main Street in Louisville. Ah, memories.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It actually doesn't taste that bad. I can imagine champagne only improving it. It's the heartburn that rankles.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS IN SF AND THEY WERE DRINKING "SPARKS AND CHAMPANGE" MIXED IT WAS THE GROSSEST SHIT AND THEY WERE LOVIN IT.

Was it Sofia™ champagne? That is the ultimate hipster drink.

I mixed 3 parts sparks, 1 part cactus cooler [alternatively Hansen's energy drink], and a splash of chambord. It was okay, I named it a "Sunset Over Simi".

it is the worse reno suburb

no way it has the basque ghetto (EUSK@DI!) and The Nugget!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

post pictures of this sparks please.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/searchresults.php?box=true&q=sparks&board=86

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

http://www.harbourtownrecords.com/image/cover%20sparks.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

omg teh funny is upon us.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I am insulting you.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Usually people make that clear in the insult.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm stupid that way.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I am insulting me.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

cozen larry

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It's cool, Cozen. I don't even know who you are.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

angels on yr body.

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is it called "Sparks?"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never heard of this thing outside of the NOIZE BORED. I still don't believe it actually exists.

― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG!

http://www.drinksparks.com/sound/kid606_disruptor_mix.mp3
http://www.drinksparks.com/sound/kid606_tweaky_cut.mp3

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think it's hit Chicago yet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I first noticed it back in March or so? Around then.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

it's been in SF about 6 months, I noticed it when i got back from NYC (march).

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

UH OH Sounds like a clever marketing strategy.

Strangely enough, I noticed it first while looking for a cheap buzz and not while shopping at Insound.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

The magical marketing gnomes were checking the wiretap on my inner monologue and heard me all like "mmm, Red Bull good, 40s of OE good, why they must segregate?" and HALLELUJAH they made Sparks.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

tastes like Smarties
I like

― Russ (Russ), Thursday, 19 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

RUSS! You need to hang here out more.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, I want to try Sparks now.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 20 August 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://vomitorium2004.org/vomitorium-20040817-web/vomitorium-20040817-web.html

― (Jon L), Friday, 20 August 2004 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH! I just got indigestion from MUSTARD. Are you kidding me, SPARKS!?!?!!?!?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://mlp.typocracy.net/RaidersOftheLostsparks.jpg

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

drinking Sparks right now...

― Russ (Russ), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

have fun with your sour stomach for the next week.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ian, i kiss thee

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend bought a sparks but after i told him all the horror stories i learned from dean and bilbo, he only took a sip and then stopped.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i was fine when i had it previously, but this last time i had two within an hour and BAM! indigestion for a week. it seems to have calmed down though.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i may have to resort to sparks for black dice, as we came up short on the 5hr00m5

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont dare touch sparks. i already fucked my stomach up with advil.

― jack cole (jackcole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

stop crying you little bitches! sparks puts hair on your ass!

i've had multiples in the park w/gygax, my head exploded, and then the next day i had a few thai iced teas and the rest of me exploded.

and i'd totally drink them again

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

OSAMA BIN DRINKIN SPARKS

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

OSAMA YO MAMA BIATCH!!1!

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OSAMA YO MAMA DIDN'T RAISE YOU RIGHT

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i want to try making frozen margaritas with sparks.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 26 August 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Will Sparks be the death of me?

Curse to that neon-colored energy-infused drink! Heather had a caseload of it, since Sparks sponsors her movie "Mars Needs Women." Seeing that it was free and all, I took full advantage, guzzling it like it was water, eager to feel the drunken charge that so many others boast of.

The special effects of this drink included (and mind you, these symptoms may be specific to my frail body): heart palpitations. shortness of breath. stabbing chest pains.

Shit... did I have a heart attack that night?

All I know is that my chest continues to feel like I have a knife lodged in it. Ouch.

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― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

did you write that?

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

no it was on a friend of a friend's myspace blog.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

http://imv.au.dk/~thomasr/blog/pics/2004-03-Wearable.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 20 January 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

i've never had sparks. describe. kthx.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 20 January 2005 05:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.janicewise.com/aj1920a.jpg http://www.usabutikken.com/products/FlintstonesVitamins.jpg http://www.gezondheid.be/picts/red-bull.jpg http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/stdies40oz.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 20 January 2005 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wow. it's like ... got it all.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 20 January 2005 06:32 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

HAHAHAHHA

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Monday, 27 June 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Wait wharez the http://hocks.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/4049748.jpg

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 27 June 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514/943700/6256905/80402102.jpg

HOW COME WE DONT HAVE A SPARKS TOPIC

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

i had sparks last night.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/b8a/df1/b8adf164-d0ae-49a5-ba1e-755a45a2b30f

― UL® (blastocyst), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v126/147/46/3701925/n3701925_31195305_4949.jpg
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v132/147/46/3701925/n3701925_31194982_9948.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

barfaroni

― jaxon, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

how many sparks they drink

― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

i had my first sparks two weeks ago. the can was light blue and the drink inside of it tasted awful. finished it, tho, and then stayed up until 5am :-/

― river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/corysparks.jpg

― chaki, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

it tastes like sweet tarts and stomach acid

― bell_labs, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://art-ificial.com/ilm/beardo.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

It tastes like Flintstone vitamins.

― nickalicious, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

lol jaxon has all the paper towels

― river wolf, Saturday, 29 September 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

haha
also sparks looks like 90s bong

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 29 September 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

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