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BRIELLE, N.J. -- An 8-year-old girl who has a rare digestive disorder and cannot consume wheat has had her first Communion declared invalid because the wafer contained none.

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Roman Catholic doctrine holds that communion wafers must have at least some unleavened wheat, as did the bread served at the Last Supper of Jesus Christ before his crucifixion.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

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ANTE UP, SINNERS!!

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trincoll.edu/zines/othervoi/issue04/christian.gif

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU BETTAH EAT THAT WAFER OR YOU'LL GO TO HELL BITCH!

couldn't she just like, go puke it up afterwards?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

she has celiac disease!

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

DEERHOOF are a xtian rock band.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.celiac.org/images/200_celiacdisease/img_faceofceliac.jpg

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

is that like cialis?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I would try to do the vomiting before transubtantiation takes place.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic symptoms may include:
abdominal cramping, intestinal gas, distention and bloating
chronic diarrhea or constipation (or both)
steatorrhea -- oily stools
anemia - unexplained, due to folate, B12, B6, or iron deficiency (or all)
weight loss with large appetite, or weight gain

SO SHE EATS TEH FUCKIN WAFER AND GOES HOME AND GETS TEH SHITS, SO WHAT.
DO YOU WANNA GO TO HEAVEN OR NOT, YOU GODLESS LITTLE WENCH?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i could go for this: weight loss with large appetite

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

what if you've got like all that except the weight loss?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i was once told a tale by a very evangelical priest that there had been tests done on the wafers and wine after they had been blessed. apparently, SCIENTISTS WITH MICROSCOPES looked at the foodstuffs and saw it was ACTUALLY FOR REAL FLESH AND BLOOD!!! NOT JUST A METAPHOR.

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost gygax!

is deerhoof really xtian rock? it is almost convincing

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw them play in a church with danielson familie and half handed cloud and oh? what's that? they are on tour again with danielson familie and half handed cloud!

i don't know if they really are but they obv. support the christian life.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and SOUL JUNK!!! go here:

http://www.pataphysics-lab.com/journal/archives/000675.html

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

what if you've got like all that except the weight loss?
-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), August 18th, 2004 8:50 PM. (hstencil) (link)

HA! Dead on.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 19 August 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

deerhoof definitely has spirituality in there, but i'm not sure if they be christian types or not. they're makin a record with brother danielson so maybe ...???

re: wheat flakes... that's some harsh BS yo. of course, if she's into catholic bidness, then i suppose communion is required or something for time with clouds and harps?? eh? 9/10 protestant helens agree that communion is cool, but it ain't like a ticket to a ride upstairs and shit.

she needs like a "break in case of emergency" communion kit with grape juice and wafer so if she's about to die she can hook it up with yon body and blood representationals. if it matters that much.

woogah!
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 20 August 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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