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― account settings (account), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

i agree.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

did u fuck, in texas?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

tuck fexas.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

loco gringos like to party

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

i have fucked, in texas

― account settings (account), Monday, 20 March 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

fucked and been fucked, same here.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 20 March 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

me too.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 20 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

you fucks

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 March 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9928/03jonestxtd7td.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

FUCK TEXAS!!!!!!!!

I JUST SPENT THE LAST SHITTY 15 HOURS THERE. WAS FLYING BACK FROM CABO (see my bummerz post about missing my flight on the way there) AND HAD A LAYOVER IN DALLAS. FLIGHT WAS DELAYED AN HOUR BECAUSE OF WEATHER. THEN IT JUST KEPT GETTING LONGER AND LONGER TO THE POINT WHERE THEY TOLD US THE PILOTS WOULDN'T FLY ANY LONGER BECAUSE THEY HAD BEEN IN THE AIR ALL NIGHT. SO THEY FORCED US TO SLEEP ON COTS IN THE AIRPORT AND WOULDN'T OFFER US HOTELS OR FLIGHT VOUCHERS. ALL I GOT OUT OF IT WAS A FUCKING $5 BREAKFAST COUPON. AND THEY HAD THE LIGHTS AND MUSIC OVER THE INTERCOM ON ALL NIGHT. I WOKE UP AT 6 OR 7 WITH PEOPLE SITTING IN THE CHAIRS ALL AROUND MY COT WAITING FOR THEIR FLIGHT. THEN THEY MADE US CHANGE GATES 3 TIMES AND WE DIDN'T LEAVE UNTIL 11.30. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL SOMEONE.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

i have access to beyonce knowles' mom's texas address and phone #!!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 03:28 (twenty years ago)

JAX YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES

WHICH AIRLINE? I WILL BLACKLIST

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

sorry for the caps, i had just gotten home and was pissed. American Airlines.

the good things about it: dallas' airport is pretty rad. lots of stupid mall shops. had some massages at brookstone, looked at cds and dvds. had lots of drinks at the bar that opened back up for us. made friends with cute girl from alameda.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:31 (twenty years ago)

the best thing about being at an airport -- for any length of time -- is the drankin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

but dude you fucking got to fly out of texas.

WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO ARE IMPRISONED IN TX?

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Texas is now arresting bar patrons in bars who are drunk.

You suck, Texas. Has anyone ever told you that?

(Don't know why there's a Katrina photo accompanying that article.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Jaxon,

I would write a very long letter to American Airlines. Very long.

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 March 2006 00:31 (twenty years ago)

i like a texas, in this order

D
A
G
H

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

fuck texas

― account settings (account), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:26 (twenty years ago)

tech's ass

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

aww, poor tx

its better than a ct and a nc, at least, right?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

legendary wakeboarder

― account settings (account), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

TX eats all of your moms

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:17 (twenty years ago)

austin really isn't that bad. the rest of texas sucks.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 23 March 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

apologist

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

San Antonio seems nice.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 23 March 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

what is the g, gareth?

austin is pretty great. i should just fucking move there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

galveston?

i fear that h is underrated. i fear the response to that opinion.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

I got invited to a wedding in Austin this June.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

did you say yes?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 March 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

h is pretty terrible. i have a lot of relatives there.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

'h' we know is houston
'd' could be del rio, it could be dallas...
'd' is dallas
'g' could be galveston, it could be grandview, it could be... guthrie!
i think it's guthrie
i think so too

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

tx is NOT better than nc

jaxon that reminds me of an experience i had on delta. i wrote a long, long letter...and got like a fucking $100 voucher out of it. really gay.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

i think i'd like austin.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

g is galveston

im not sure i 'got' nc (although i did like it)

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

i would like to go to sc, that seems even nicer.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

oh id love to go to sc!

we were going to go to charleston, and then savannah, but it never happened

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

when are you in the us next? i will go with you, to sc. charleston seems like it'd be the best, really.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

houston is terrible, gabbneb. i should know, i was born there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

i miss dallas. :(

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

r/z do you know mine and stence's friend 3v3 from bard? she's coming to a wedding here in June.

Everyone knows where I stand on Texas so I shan't bother standing up to its defense.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

I don't know 3v3. One of my family friends moved to Texas a few years ago and is getting married. I went to the engagement party in NY. The bride's father has a Scottish-Texan accent.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

ah, it would seem an unlikely concidence but stranger things have happened. are you going?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

i am listening to willie motherfucking nelson all day today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Butthole Surfers RPG, you guys!

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 23 March 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Everyone knows where I stand on Texas so I shan't bother standing up to its defense.

Isn't that exactly what William Travis said at the Alamo?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Yes then he laid down and finished his bottle of whiskey. Your point?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

This thread's called "fuck texas". Points aren't neccessary here.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 23 March 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

fuck one van horn and w. texas death-air

― ath (ath), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

BANG TANGO ALPHA CAT SCRATCH HUNAN WRANGLER #C.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

I am really down with the idea of a Charleston trip.
Though 12 hour drives are not usually my thing.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

the graveyard/ghost tour in charleston is like one of the only touristy things I've ever done that I don't remember sucking (sans everything we did in Bermuda)

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

and yeah fuck texas

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

i would go to nc before tx, i think

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:49 (twenty years ago)

would you all please go back to fucking ILE?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

would your mom all please go back to fucking ILE

― ath (ath), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:09 (twenty years ago)

oh SNAP

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

fragile egos. haha. some mod banned ath for that snap.

― origami snail (origami snail), Friday, 24 March 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

where are all these wonderful places in nc?

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 24 March 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

h is good for steak, ignorance, death

― account settings (account), Friday, 24 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

You should all go somewhere else before coming here!!

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Mark Twain said the most beautiful American cities are San Francisco, San Antonio, and New Orleans.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

don't know about SA but he's right about the other two. or was.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

You should all go somewhere else before coming here!!

― account settings (account), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

that means don't come here mr. settings.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

we're here and we're queer

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

not am i here but i live here and it sucks (mostly)

it should be fucked is what i'm saying

― account settings (account), Friday, 24 March 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Mar 23, 10:13 PM EST

Couple Accused Making 3-Year-Old Fight

KILLEEN, Texas (AP) -- A Fort Hood soldier and his wife have been accused of injury to a child for allegedly forcing their 3-year-old daughter to beat up an older boy as they videotaped it, Killeen police said.

Dennis Michael Bittinger, 22, was arrested Wednesday and his wife, Rhonda Nicole Bittinger, 23, was taken into custody Thursday, police said.

The fight allegedly occurred Saturday while the couple babysat for the 5-year-old son of a friend, police said. When the boy's mother arrived to pick him up, she turned on the couple's video camera, which had previously been used to tape the children playing.

Police said the tape shows the soldier commanding his daughter to knock the victim down, kick him and hit him in the face. The girl follows her father's instructions as the boy cries and pleads for her to stop, police said.

The tape also shows the man declaring his daughter the "winner," and he shoves the boy and demands to know why he didn't defend himself, police said.

The incident left the boy with bruises.

Bond has been set at $100,000 each for the husband and wife, who were being held in the Bell County Jail Thursday night. It wasn't immediately clear if they had a lawyer.

― account settings (account), Friday, 24 March 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

See? Nighttime speed limits were only the beginning.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 March 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

allyzay is welcome here.

Where do live settings?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

h-town

― account settings (account), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

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― o -- (eman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG6X-xtVask

― sanskrit, Friday, 28 September 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

jesus

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 28 September 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Texas is made up. I was talking with a guy born in Amarillo and he agrees.

― Abbott, Friday, 28 September 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Stay classy, Texas.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 March 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

fuck florida, LA, miami and fuck the coast of texas too.

― ian, Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1271/rolleyesbarfx25373199.gif

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 26 March 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

fuck dallas all goddamn day imo

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

nah i ain't really mean that but fuck that dude at least

― 20 HOOS poppin steens on kawasakis (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 27 March 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

attitude is everything, guys

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 27 March 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

― noizez duk, Friday, 27 March 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

― eman, Friday, 27 March 2009 19:13 (seventeen years ago)

you my full support, Chuck.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 27 March 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

im in TX, it's fuckin nice mostly (Austin)

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 March 2009 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

more bias

― ambulance chaser (S-), Saturday, 28 March 2009 04:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, great. Of all things Morbius supports, it's Texas.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 28 March 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

fuck PP

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

haha i support this new beef!

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Morbs rocked Austin this weekend!!!! Grazie Docteur!!!!

― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

Can't wait to hear about his tour of the LBJ Library. Maybe he got a Dean Rusk patch for his backpack.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Oh he got some choice buttons. I'll let him explain.

― Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

I bought an LBJ ALL THE WAY and PRESIDENT NIXON. NOW MORE THAN EVER. ($1 each)

animatronic War Criminal Lyndon didn't work blue, alas.

thx KJB, whatta guy.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

the cop falls on his sword

― WmC, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

Good. I'm sure the post office has an open spot for him.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

we can ignore traffic laws when going to a hospital now? or is that just for football players

― ¸„ø¤º°¨º¤ø „¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º „¸¨°º¤ (eman), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

april fools! :D :D: d : o O o :

― brocktune (jeff), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:20 (seventeen years ago)

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