TOM CRUISE IS AT MY WORK RIGHT NOW!

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I'M IN THE CAFETERIA ON MY LAPTOP WAITING FOR HIM TO COME TALK SOME "INSPIRATIONAL" BULLSHIT.

KOKOMO IS ON THE RADIO AND THEY JUST PLAYED BERLIN. IT'S EPIC

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

he knows you are a pre-clear. be warry.

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

Kick him in the shins!

― Dan (Please) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

tip: don't jump on your seat and go, "WHOO DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE CRACK ROCK WAS JUST COOKIN?!?!"

he'll get your tv show canceled.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Wow. Let me know if they play "Iko Iko". I haven't heard that song in years.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

hey now

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

how do you fit tom cruise in the cafeteria that's on your laptop? :D

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

he supposedly flew a really tiny war plane in by himself and the weather's been bad so he's late

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

are you "live blogging?"

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Cover the couch with plastic!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

peaches was in our office today. so morb's comment is also appropriate for that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

i had to leave. was wicked boring.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

apparently he flew in a p51 WW2 plane.

http://www.world-war-2-planes.com/images/p51_infl_fields.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

katie was there. she was fat. heard it's not his kid because he's infertile

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Where do you work, jax?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

yahoo

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

it's a good idea to put tp around the seat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

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― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

John Ritter came to Yahoo today, too?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

POUR YR 40 ON THE CURB

http://www.salsbarbershop.com/images/40oz_lg.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

maui fund!

― Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox. (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

if you are in building 2 and drink coffee then my buddy has served you coffee

you got served

coffee

― harshaw (jube), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

the building's are a-f. i have not been served.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

scientologist

― harshaw (jube), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

has anybody ever had Steel Reserve? I've been meaning to try that.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

tame the cunt

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

Don't, Stormy.

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/200509_tomkruse.jpg

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

i drank a lot of steel reserve in high school! these days i would rather not drink than drink a forty.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.falstaffbrewing.com/_borders/ballantine.jpg

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

Definitely try the Steel Reserve. It's delicious, I swear.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I had it last weekend.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

what kind of 40 does XENU drink?

― o -- (eman), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

coworker to me about how busted Katie Holmes is lately: "she's totally Cruise Bustamante"

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

steel reserve is a good messed up beer buzz. i used to drink the 22oz can, but be warned at some point (on the fifth night or so) you will spit it out about two sips in and head back to the store for something else.

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

Steel Reserve is brought to you by the makers of SPARKS.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

Steel Reserve tasted like licking Steel.

And if this were ILF, I'd add [t_maddox.jpg]

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

JUST FOUND OUT A PREVIOUS SPEAKER HERE WAS THE GOVERNATOR. KEEP PICKIN THOSE WINNERS!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

yesterday we had some sort of bbq and this emofag was performing. all the chickies were sitting gazing into his eyes and taking pix with their camera phones. i'm pretty fucking sure his songs have been on the WB.
http://www.teddygeigermusic.com

http://www.teddygeigermusic.com/data/generic_site/teddygeiger/extras/TeddyWall_3_800x600.jpg

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

i think that's that love monkey douchebag.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

teddy geiger is a rochester native! maybe roch will become emo mecca

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

so this guy is actually, like, sorta famous?

love monkey: who dat?

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

some dumb tv show that was on for a minute then got cancelled.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cartelia.net/fotos/m/monkeybone.jpg

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

i only know him cause i used to live in roch and when he was on lovemonkey they mentioned him on the news or something

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

teddy "H.R." geiger

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Stefy the band are playing at lunch tomorrow. unfortunately i'll be at our team offsite at a Giant's game. she's kinda hot. the music not so much.

http://www.stefytheband.com/gallery/gallery_6.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Those hats indicate that they think it is OK for nineties slacker aesthetic to persist even within new wave revival.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Blow, blow little breeze
And Conrad's hat seize
Let him join in the chase
While away it is whirled

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude those hats have nothing to do with any nineties slacker aesthetic

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

its like neon bam margera and some beginner industrial dj

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

but yeah she is hot

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

she is not

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

indie mandy moore

― This is My Way.... (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

mandy moore > her but still im sayin

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

her dress is rad

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stefytheband.com/gallery/gallery_4.jpg

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

was the guy on the left in http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/d/e/deadsy340200.jpg

― This is My Way.... (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

did deadsy cover sebadoh?

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Jaxon,

Wake me up when you guys get CSS at your work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyMJ-FX626o

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

DYKE DRUMMER GIRL IS HOTTER

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THEIR DRUMMER WAS THE "NERD GIRL" IN GOONIES

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

whoa unexpected

― Lazy Comet (plsmith), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S A BOY.

― This is My Way.... (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

BROJOB

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH "INDIE MANDY MOORE".

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/2006/09/20/dell-battery-explodes-at-yahoo-hq-hundreds-evacuat/

jaxon, hope you survived.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

we're all confused here because we don't use Dell computers at work

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Guitars = unnecessary

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

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Tags: beck, Yahoo, hackday06, Sunnyvale

i worked from home today so i didn't get to have my stress test taken

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

steel reserve is even worse than reibenbock.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Saturday, 30 September 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

up next: Deepak Chopra

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

i read his first book (it was lying around at a boring job). all bunk except for the "95% of the molecules in your body will be replaced by new ones monthly" which blew my pot addled teenage mind.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061102/ap_on_en_mo/cruise_united_artists

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

HE'S HERE!
http://www.balancedlivingmag.com/images/2004/March-April%20issue/Depak.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Nice tan, Tom!

― David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

scientologist

-- harshaw (jube), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:05 PM (1 year ago)

my ilm posting career peaked with this gem

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 17 May 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

is that Otm Scruie?

― abanana, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

that duder above (not Tom) freaked me out when I read that 95% of the atoms in our body enter and exit our body inside a year.

― sanskrit, Friday, 18 May 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

the only good part of that teenage beach read

― sanskrit, Friday, 18 May 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

you said that 5 posts/6 months back, but then maybe this is the new molecules talking.

― negotiable, Friday, 18 May 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

AKON SIGNING BRICK AND LACE: PERFORMING RIGHT NOW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2ekD-nA1q0Q

http://cache.umusic.com/images/local/500/f741c3b6-44e1-4b0e-a3d9-baba427463db.jpg

they had a song that sampled Manu Chao

― jaxon, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Aw, we only get Mandy Moore.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

they put this stupid thing up at our work today for like 3 hours and now it's gone. what a fucking waste of money. it's Liam our mail icon (gettit? liam = mail backwards!!!) to launch our new mail product

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1300/1250717725_ae9146ab99.jpg

― jaxon, Monday, 27 August 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

www.fuckedcompany.com

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

i remember the time liam erased all my e-mails because i hadn't logged in for 90 days.
oh yippee unlimited storage now.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

guess who's gonna perform at our 15th birthday party next week?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k

― jaxon, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

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