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― I hope there is breakcore in heaven buddy (Adrian Langston), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:41 (twenty years ago)

i didnt want to watch that.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

well he warned you

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

a reason to wear boots

― Marty Feldmen Books On Tape (sexyDancer), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I started to watch and saw that THING and turned it off right away

― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

it's not like a snake swallowing a mouse whole I'll tell you that

― Marty Feldmen Books On Tape (sexyDancer), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

umm...no...no thankyouverymuch

certainly ain't xpst

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

grody

― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

a snake swallowing a mouse whole is almost cutesy in comparison

― I hope there is breakcore in heaven buddy (Adrian Langston), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

pwned I'd say

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:19 (twenty years ago)

unfreakingbelievable! well, at least it was quick. centipedes have neurotoxic jaws, right? it looked like the mouse was dead after a couple seconds.

god made the mouse and the centipede, and both have to eat. and it sort of sucks for bugs that nobody gets sad when they see a bird w/ a bill stuffed full of crickets or a mongoose eating a snake's head. that said, i wouldn't mind seeing a sequel where an army of a dozen or so vengeful ninja mice run in from the side of the frame and chew the caterpillar to bits, leg by leg.

one time i was cycling on these cliffs that are infested w/ field mice and squirrels and a hawk swooped past my head ... he had his claws on a mouse (or maybe a little squirrel) and he had it by the shoulders. the mouse's rear legs were hanging down and the poor guy wasn't even struggling. in fact, my first thought was "whoa, a mouse hangliding with a hawk". that was sort of weird, i didn't know what to think cause i've had pet mice but OTOH hawks are pretty dope.

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

holy fukin wt-- :'(

― MIKE NAVARRO (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

nature kills without a second thought

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Someone should youtube me with a fried chicken drumstick.

NO MERCY

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dazfish.co.uk/b3ta/uploads/duck-hangliding.gif

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

why does a duck need a hangglider? i call bullshit.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

yeah, apparently the venom of those south american giant centipedes (of which this was one) are pretty toxic to humans, but i couldn't really find anything indicating to what degree.

haha, YUS! except, y'know, fuck bugs dude. if i was a billionaire I would create a philanthropic organization dedicated to eradicating those things from the face of the earth. it is interesting that this is super unsettling to me, but i am unfazed/heartily entertained by footage of regular animals eating each other. it just seems UNNATURAL for a bug to be able to do that. here's a giant isopod!

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/8284/Tatui1.jpg
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/21/Tatui3.jpg

― I hope there is breakcore in heaven buddy (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

bugs are sort of terrible, because they live ONLY to eat.

life of a male bug:

BORN EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT RAPE EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT DIE

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

seriously, hell is being the prey of bugs

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

females basically the same give or take an "EAT FATHER OF CHILDREN LIMB BY LIMB" and "LAY EGGS" in there.

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

OTOH i guess fish have similar lifestyles so who are we to say?

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

that's just about the worst/coolest thing i've seen today.

jerk.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

maybe we're just freaked out by animals that have skeletons on the outside.

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

and distributed branes

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

distributed branes is neat.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

a bug eating a mammal whole blows my mind. i'm tempted to write that video off as some chris cunningham hoax

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

that would make you look pretty dumb, though.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)

JUST SAYING.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

a bug eating a mammal whole blows my mind.

EXACTLY DUDE

also, looking at pictures of arthropods all day has made me decide to never eat shellfish again. crabs are just underwater cockroaches!!!!

― I hope there is breakcore in heaven buddy (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

eh, where's the thread on ILE that's about "pick one animal species you would like eradicated" or whatever?

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

serious question, tho unrelated to arthropodia. i need to add the platypus and the slow ioris.

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

expost - i said i'm TEMPTED TO, not i would. i just don't want to believe that the closeup shot of that thing's head chomping into a ball of bloody fur is real, and not some sort of animatronic puppetry. trying to sleep 2nite should be interesting.

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

also,, HI

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02mexico/logs/oct13/media/isopod_450.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:26 (twenty years ago)

Aw, cute.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:07 (twenty years ago)

giant roley poley?

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

bring in the colonial marines

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

http://img14.exs.cx/img14/21/Tatui3.jpg

i will not be able to sleep tonight

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

so is it at all weird that these pictures turn me on?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

killy you wanna go see a cronenberg flick sometime?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

so is it at all weird that the brood turns me on?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i mean the part when the dad is getting intimate with the teacher, not the parts with the devil children.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:42 (twenty years ago)

"One can purchase hissing cockroaches in pet stores, and another bug that looks like a scorpion but isn't. We had all kinds of things, even centipedes with filed teeth so they couldn't bite anyone."

- Robert Watts, Producer, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:04 (twenty years ago)

that is honestly the 2nd coolest thing i've ever seen on the interweb.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah, goatse is hard to beat

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

eh, where's the thread on ILE that's about "pick one animal species you would like eradicated" or whatever?
-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), March 27th, 2006 6:14 PM. (vahid)

serious question, tho unrelated to arthropodia. i need to add the platypus and the slow ioris.
-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), March 27th, 2006 6:20 PM. (vahid)

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

shrimp, crab and lobster are basically insects of the ocean... i'd boil up those big mama insects in some garlic and shallots, ubetcha

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Giant isopod made me think of Cronenberg too. Except it's 10x more gross - maybe it's that Cronenberg infuses the gross with sex(y) in such a way that the gross becomes less so. But a giant bug sitting on a binder? ugh.

damn. i just watched the video. all those legs.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

the isopod looks awesome, i want one

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:32 (twenty years ago)

I liked the drama of moving up the ruler. Cinema!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:37 (twenty years ago)

killy you wanna go see a cronenberg flick sometime?

I finally saw 'naked lunch' a few weeks ago (it's not very good at all).. holy shit. nobody warned me about the centipedes! we get house centipedes where I live, they are a different kind and not dangerous but very, very, very gross. i'm really glad i didn't click to see what the video was, I'd have a massive panic attack (for real).

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 03:55 (twenty years ago)

"this specimen was not yet full-grown"

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 07:51 (twenty years ago)

crabs are just underwater cockroaches!!!!

I have long believed this about lobsters. Exoskeletal seafood makes me sick. Stop breaking open the crunchy exteriors and many legs of freaky sea animals to consume their meaty insides--you are eating sea bugs, sickos.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 07:57 (twenty years ago)

Also, on the "related videos" bit - "giant centipede eating mouse 2", the following description:

"Centipedes have very poor eyesight and this mouse was very adept at staying out of harms way so we had to use a long feather to help it out a little."

That's cheating!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:08 (twenty years ago)

i made it through like 20 seconds of this before realizing that if i watched any more of it i was seriously going to puke. and i'm not really that squeamish.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 08:10 (twenty years ago)

i don'r really think i can add anything to this topic except: "wow"

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 09:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.glumbert.com/media/dancewhiteboy.html

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 10:02 (twenty years ago)

he's good

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 11:34 (twenty years ago)

ben stiller body, will ferrell cabbage patch technique

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:16 (twenty years ago)

Exoskeletal seafood makes me sick. Stop breaking open the crunchy exteriors and many legs of freaky sea animals to consume their meaty insides--you are eating sea bugs, sickos.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), March 28th, 2006.

OTM!

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but some people eat land bugs too

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

and not just for a chance at $50,000

― Dominique (dleone), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

entomophagy

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

centipedes really combine the worst of snakes and bugs! i think a centipede real estate broker would be the most disgusting creature in the universe

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost - actually we all do to some extent (more day ruining):

http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg505-500.html
http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg515-700.html
http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg515-750.html
http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg525-100.html
http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg550-200.html
http://www.fda.gov/ora/compliance_ref/cpg/cpgfod/cpg578-450.htm

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

http://universe-review.ca/I10-69-mutmice.jpg

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

crabs are just underwater cockroaches!!!!
I have long believed this about lobsters. Exoskeletal seafood makes me sick. Stop breaking open the crunchy exteriors and many legs of freaky sea animals to consume their meaty insides--you are eating sea bugs, sickos.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 3:57 AM. (laurah) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

ha, you just saw EARTH BEFORE THE DINOSAURS dude

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

lobster is overrated.

tho, i'll give TEN WHOLE DOLLARS to the person that eats the hairy lobster.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

http://oceanography.geol.ucsb.edu/~gs4/w2005/Lectures/Origin%20of%20Universe/Cambrian%20Life.570ma.jpg

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

KNOW YOUR CREEPY CRAWLY ROOTS:

http://pharyngula.org/images/arthropod_evo_cartoon.gif

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

lobster is overrated.

-- gbx (in....), Today 7:59 AM. (skowly)

http://www.geocities.com/sysyphusrock/ghlobster.html

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

FINALLY AN ISSUE THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT AND I CAN AGREE ON

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

there is a word i'm looking for, it has to do with perversion of natural categories, mortification, man into beasts, etc. what is it? it's on the tip of my tongue. think david cronenberg.

I still don't know what this word is, but I'm reading a book called The Philosophy of Horror, and it says this: "In her classic study Purity and Danger, Mary Douglas correlates reactions of impurity with the transgression or violation of schemes of cultural categorization. In her interpretation of the abominations of Leviticus, for example, she hypothesizes that the reason crawling things from the sea, like lobsters, are regarded as impure is that crawling was a defining feature of earthbound creatures, not of creatures of the sea. A lobster, in other words, is a kind of category mistake and, hence, impure."

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 13th, 2004.

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/jersey/8246001.stm

― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.seanbluestone.com/images/animals/parasite_fish_tongue.jpg

― harbl, Friday, 11 September 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

what no

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 11 September 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6TMTef_Pirg/SPspZdWUbgI/AAAAAAAAAyI/ZrwksritKW4/s400/DSC_8930.JPG

― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6TMTef_Pirg/SPspZ1s3b6I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/bR5nIDJUv9I/s400/CSC_8944.JPG

― am0n, Friday, 11 September 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

someone photoshop Ripley's grimacing face next to the alien fish tongue, I'll give you a dollar

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 14 September 2009 04:10 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2440/3921081234_0e0b22df57_o.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 14 September 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

not this thing again :-(

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 21:37 (sixteen years ago)

it's cute

― harbl, Monday, 14 September 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

It was maybe sorta cute (in the 2nd two pics scary as fuck in the 1st) before I realized what it does and now it's completely horrifying.

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

it's like a fish version of quato

― omar little, Monday, 14 September 2009 21:45 (sixteen years ago)

the fish can still use it like a tongue though. it's good for fish and bug both

― harbl, Monday, 14 September 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)

maybe but it's still pretty awful. ;_;

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 14 September 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)

WTF, how gross. Ugh, stupid nature.

― \/*|_*/-\*|) (Pashmina), Monday, 14 September 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

parasite is not good for fish, it just doesn't kill it

― goole, Monday, 14 September 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

parasite is fish's best friend

― harbl, Monday, 14 September 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

feel like this thread could get a real workout these days

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i didnt want to watch that.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, March 27, 2006

and yet i went right back and watched it again.

― bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

aaaggghhh fuck

― tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)

so is it at all weird that these pictures turn me on?
― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, March 27, 2006 9:21 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

KILLY HAS A BOYFRIEND

― sanskrit, Friday, 7 December 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

thread title made me think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4e-4rlks4g

you will poop your bald pants

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Saturday, 8 December 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

"whoa, a mouse hangliding with a hawk"

lol. all stuart little and shit.

― how's life, Monday, 30 September 2013 12:15 (twelve years ago)

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