which nigerian spammer are you?

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lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Nigerian spam once made a fool out of me.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Does outsourcing jobs to India help the US economy?

I AM AN ART MAJOR.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i should have stayed at the bus station.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.suite101.com/article.cfm/new_internet_users/108333

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway, adam, this thread's for you.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/04/scammer/lawrence_obi.jpg

())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/04/scammer/musa_ibrahim.jpg

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

i was that one too GEAR.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)


Which Nigerian spammer are You?

jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)


Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 21 August 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I got one recently from someone whose name was suspicially close to that of an ILXor.

hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 21 August 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)


ihttp://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2004/04/scammer/princess_agbani.jpg"

Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

damn

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 23 August 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

From: mrscaroline2004
To:
Date: Friday - August 27, 2004 11:11 PM
Subject: Mrs Caroline Solange
Mime.822 (3994 bytes) [Save As]

From: Mrs Caroline Solange Haafkens of Nederlanden

I am the above named person from Nederlanden. I am married to Dr.Franklyn Haafkens who worked with canada Embassy in nigeria for nine years before he died in the year 2000.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of (Four Million six hundred thousand U.S.Dollars)with a bank called commercial bank of africa.

Presently, this money is still with the bank and the management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.


Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations.Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them. Please,I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and the interest accrued from the bank and distribute it accordingly.

I want a person that is God fearing that will use this money to fund churches,orphanages and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth.I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for another person for this same purpose.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.

Hoping to hearing from you soon.

waiting for your reply
[email protected]
Yours in Christ,

Mrs Caroline Solange Haafkens


___________________________________________________________________________
Mail sent from WebMail service at ALL4GAMES.net
- http://webmail.all4games.net



Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Date: Wed, 01 Sep 2004 01:20:28 -1200
From: "Lotto Results" [[email protected]]
To: [email protected]
Subject: MORE INFORMATION...................

FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: W/P/L /26510460037/03
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD

ATTENTION:RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE
We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today, 1st of
Septemper,2004 of winners of our promo lotto via WEBTOP LOTTO
PROGRAMS held on 20th of August,2004.

Your name is attached to ticket number 023-0148-790-459, with serial
number 5073-11 drew the lucky numbers 43-11-44-37- 10-43, and
consequently won the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of
US$1,500,000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO:W/P/L /26510460037/03
This is from total prize money of US$15,000,000.00 shared among the
ten international winners in this category. All participants were
selected through a computer ballotsystem drawn form 25,000 names from
Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America,Africa and
Asia as part of International PromotionsProgram which is conducted
annually.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with a financial firm. Due to the mix up
of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award strictly
from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money
receieved by you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming
or unscrupulous acts by participants of this program.
To begin your claim please contact your claim agent;
Dr. Barbara Bruce via this mail address: [email protected]

For due processing and payment of your prize money.
Remember,all prize money must be claimed not later than 15th of
September, 2004.
After this date, all funds will be returned as unclaimed.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications,All
Winners will be asked to show evidence that they are eligible and
identifiable.

Please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every
one of your correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should
there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as
soon
as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our promotions program.
Sincerely,
Mr. Vincent McGuire.
The Promotions Manager,
WEBTOP Lotto Promotion

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will
result to disqualification and annulment of already declared prize.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Get to it, you guys!

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
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gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 24 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4690031.stm

PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

I read slashdot too.

OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Digg*

PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Diamond Textile & Fabrics
to me
More options 11:23 pm (2 minutes ago)
Dear Sir/Madam,
Would u like to work online from Home/Temporarily and get paid weekly? we are glad to offer you for a job position at our company, Diamond Fabrics and Textiles UK, We need someone to work for the company as a Representative/Book keeper in Australia/USA.This is in view of our not having an office presently in the Australia/USA. You don’t need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form of work you have going at the moment.Our integrated yarn and fabric manufacturing operations use state-of-the-art textile equipment from the world's leading suppliers. Order processing, production monitoring and process flow are seamlessly integrated through a company-wide computer network.

* No form of investments from you.
* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day
About the job:
We have sales representatives all over the world to distribute our products.You know, that it's not easy to start a business in a new market (being the US/Australia). There are hundreds of competitors, close direct contacts between suppliers and customers and other difficulties, which impede our sales promotion.We have decided to deliver the products upfront, it's very risky but it should push up sales on 25 percent.Thus we need to get payments for our products as soon as it possible. Unfortunately we are unable to open Bank Accounts in the US/Australia without first registering the company name. Presently with the amount of Orders we have, we cannot put them on hold. For fear of loosing the customers out rightly.Secondly we cannot cash these payments from the US soon enough, as international Checkstake about 14 working days for cash to be made available.We lose about 75,000 USD of net income each month because we have money transfer delays *Your task is to coordinate payments from customers and help us with the payment process.You are not involved in any sales. Our makes direct contact for sales of products. Once orders are received and sorted we deliver the product to a customer (usually through FEDEX).The customer receives and checks the products. After this has been done the customer has to pay for the products.About 90 percent of our customers prefer to pay through Certified Checks and Money orders based on the amount involved. We have decided to open this new job position for solving this problem.

Your tasks are;
1. Receive payment from Customers
2. Cash Payment at your Bank
3. Deduct 7% which will be your percentage/pay on Payment processed
4. Forward balance after deduction of percentage/pay to any of the offices you will be contacted

For example you've got 3000.00USD you take your income: 210.00 USD Send to us: 2790.00 USD First month you will have 15-20 transactions on 3000.00-4000.00 USD so you may calculate your income.For example 18 transactions on 3500.00 USD gives you 4410.00 USD Plus your basis monthly salary is 1000.00 USD Total: 5410.00 USD per month After establishing a close co-operation with us you'll be able to operate with larger orders and you'll be able to earn more.Our payments will be issued out in your name and you can have them cashed in your bank or other Cashing Services. Deduct your 7% and forward the balance to the companies account. This job takes only 3-7 hours per week. You'll have a lot of free time doing another job, you'll get good income and regular job.But this job is very challenging and you should understand it. We are looking only for the worker who satisfies our requirements and will be an earnest assistant.We are glad to offer this job position to you. If you feel that you are a serious and earnest worker and you want to work for Diamond Fabrics and Textiles, kindly send me your name ,address and phone number via email.

Richard Lane
DIAMOND FABRICS & TEXTILE COMPANY
150,Regent's Park
Lagos, Nigeria
Tel:+2348032444167
Tel:+2348055153004

the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Sunday, 27 August 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)


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