SHWAG WEED C/D?

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It's easy on the pockets.
Classic in times of need.

― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

it sucks and gives you a headache. classic only when used for baking.

― A nervous goat is a force to be reckoned with (teenagequiet), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

classic:

not genetically altered
you're not mostly smoking Miracle Gro
costs less than stupid crack crystal weed

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

total fucking dud, get it out of my face

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

an insult to vapezilla

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

if god didn't want us to have obscenely huge blunts, he wouldn't have invented shwag

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

someone microwaved some soup or spaghetti-o's or something in that lil tupperware bowl cuz when you do that it makes little boiling burn marks along the rim of the liquid surface. if it was spaghetti-os though they were good about washing off the tomato stains quick.

― ath (ath), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

p.s. hating on schwag is classist behavior and is really unfriendly and shouldn't be tolerated. NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD THE NICES so quit acting like you're better than the ignorant junior high kids i sell this shit to on a daily basis

― ath (ath), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

GET IT OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

*slaps joint out of hand*

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

i haven't smoked schwag in a long time. the last time was probably when i could get cheap ounces of it from my old neighbor.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

i have fond memories of being 16 and buying the worst shwag from the chess rastas in Washington Square Park. good times.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

shwag = the mcdonald's of weed... dud.

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

YOU FAGS ACT LIKE THERE IS ONLY ONE TYPE OF SHWAG

it may not have stupid designer names but there is variance

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

I would much rather smoke a shwaggy blunt to my face and be social than smoke too much high test shit (i.e. WASTE IT) and end up incontinent / drooling in a wheelchair

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD

this shit is only for your friend's loser dad!!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

it may not have stupid designer names but there is variance

right, sometimes its 60% stems/seeds, sometimes 40%, sometimes 73%...

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

shwag vs. "mids"

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Schwa_world_operations_manual.jpg

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

mids i won't hate on, power to the middle class

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I hate really good weed because I actually enjoy smoking weed. Really good weed means me doing faceplants.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

hating on good weed is like hating on ice cream.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

the person who made that diagram has obv. no concept of the physics of gravity bong

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

i want to watch joel hit a gravity bong and then puke

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

i have done a 3 liter bottle in a 5 gallon bucket

i would like someday to try a poland spring jug in a bathtub

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I did that with schwag. This was the same party where I yelled at a dude for pissing in a shower in front of girls and got kicked out for doing so.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

nice work cap'n save a hoe

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:18 (twenty years ago)

the faceplants thing is true. i had a friend many years ago who had this huge glass water bong (really a giant crack pipe) called The Decimator. He could take out a $25 kind bud nugget in one or two hits. My partaking usually meant "walking it off" by marching from wburg to like, bay ridge or something.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I hate really good weed because I actually enjoy smoking weed.

not a true stoner!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I also have hypoglycemia and I can crash to like really unhealthy levels.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

i had some friends who used their bathtub only for gravity bong hits. one dude would shower in the gb water. it was a classy place.

i'd buy more schwag if i could find it, cause i feel like an ass rolling j's or baking with expensive weed.

― adam (adam), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

if nothing else is available, i'll pick up som chess rasta shwag and maybe some flavored wraps.

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

baking w/expensive weed is just fine! it just means your baked goods will be better. brownies are more fun anyway, since i'm also a bit of a faceplanter.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

i did not puke, when i gravity bonged.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Most schwag just.. doesn't work anymore.. But there's something about the schwag from the town where I grew up that makes me feel wonderful/ridiculous. Every time I go to visit mom&dad it makes the trip a little sweeter. It comes from the same earth as me! so, classic

― ghost dong (Sonny A.), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

first and only time i gravity bonged: in college. ended up rolled in ball in bathroom.

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

brother used to grow serious shit. harvested the good stuff. keefed the rest and gave us keefed leaves. we made brownies out of it. had never done it before. made them waaaaay too strong. went to concert (drove some straight edge dudes), had to leave early because we started getting paranoid. sat in car vibrating. wife opens door and pukes. i open door and puke. have no idea how i drove home. both of us depressed for 3 weeks.

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

i had similar experiences jaxon.

http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif

― nervous.gif (eman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

man, all this hating on chronic...

listen, you can't just HATE on good weed, that makes no fucking sense at all. second, you can't deny the fact that shwag gives you MONSTER headaches.

i always stretch my money to get mids or chronic... it's not worth it to me to smoke all this fucking shwag and then get a migraine and forcibly pass out. i'd rather get blown the fuck out and play the sims or snes.

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

LET'S ALL AGREE EVERYONES BRAIN CHEMISTRY IS DIFFERENT

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

what is shwag in british plz?

― teh_kit says 'FACES' (g-kit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

BELLEND

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Sticky Green

― nervous.gif (eman), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

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― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

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― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

THIS WEED GIVES ME A HEADACHE OW OW

THIS WEED MAKES ME PASS OUT WAH

FUCKING PUSSIES

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

keep smokin yr seeds there, big guy.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:12 (twenty years ago)

SOME OF US DIDN'T HAVE THE "ADVANTAGES" YOU HAD GROWING UP

xpost

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:13 (twenty years ago)

i don't smoke a lot of shwag, i'm just not a snob about drugs

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

MY HEAD FEELS BETTER WITH FUZZZZZ ON MY WEED

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

look, we live in a land of choice and opportunity/

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

I WANT WEED OF ANY STRIPE

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 06:45 (twenty years ago)

oic, this is like mongbar. but not in bar form.
rather go without.

― teh_kit says 'FACES' (g-kit), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

an insult to vapezilla

need vapezilla update pls

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

VAPEZILLA IS BACK IN ACTION SORRY I NEGLECTED TO UPDATE :(

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=marijuana-memory

In a test of short-term memory skills, only users of "skunk"-type strains exhibited impaired recall when intoxicated, whereas people who smoked hashish or herbal cannabis blends performed equally well whether they were stoned or sober.

― max, Friday, 1 October 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

hmm that's interesting to read but also sort of sad. pain/nausea/appetite relief are not the only medical reasons for smoking, there's also management of mood disorders and generally, uh, people i know who smoke for those reasons prefer sativa (higher THC content, lower CBD content) over indica.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 1 October 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

i am not entirely clear WTF that article is talking about because generally people use skunk to indicate smell? do they mean top shelf or what?

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 2 October 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

yeah I gotta say this research is pretty interesting - like, I have trouble sleeping & hate sleeping pills to pieces, but smoking weed for sleep is a crapshoot: some highs will keep me up all night and others will give me the sleep of the blessed and it's not really worth taking a chance on the former.

― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 2 October 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXEV-bs4q8k

― how's life, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

dud

― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:05 (ten years ago)

def

― marcos, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

oh nm i already answered 9 years ago

DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD

this shit is only for your friend's loser dad!!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, April 17, 2006 10:34 AM (9 years ago)

― kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

good video how's life

― marcos, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

was gonna say the only thing i miss about schwag weed was the ability to smoke bowl after bowl but maybe my tolerance has gone up enough that i can occasionally do that w/ today's quality weed

― marcos, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:08 (ten years ago)

and i wouldn't really want to do that often anyways that's more for a late night social hanging out thing where it is fun to pass a bowl around for a long while

― marcos, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:09 (ten years ago)

it is generally really nice to just step out on the back porch by myself and take a few hits and feel great, nice weed is infinitely better than shwag

in any case shwag is pretty much impossible to find anyways ime

― marcos, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:10 (ten years ago)

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