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this girl looks like a younger version of "one of those who got away"

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"tuds"?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I READ NOIZE BOARD TOO

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

"You haven't changed a bit!"

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

did the one who got away also have psycho same face disease??? ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

no, but she sends me links to stuff I saw on boingboing

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know how you continue to live with everyone showing you all these things you've already seen, 8 years ago, on boing boing all the time.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

is this the new funny thread? or was Cosby Core just the apex of noize funny?

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

SAMMICH?

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

BACON BURGER DOG

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

burger dog pipe

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

surely i can't be the only one tempted by the idea of such a thing?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

no ketchup & mustard, though. hot sauce. and lettuce.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

So the first time I listened to this I came across a part of "Backstabber" where it sounded like she sang "show us what you're good for / post it to the noise board" and I was all like haha, noise board, and then it took me a second to realize there was anything strange about that.

Then I figured she said something else and I just misheard, but all internet lyric transcriptions seem to think that it's "post it to the noise board."

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), April 19th, 2006 5:15 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

im a white lesbian rapper

I am going to be the first big white lesbian rapper... I am working with a Matt Fink formerly of Prince and the revolution and the new power generation... the CD will be called White Lesbian Rappper.. self title Alicia Leafgreen will drop in about 2 years... or sooner.

==
This email was sent by Alicia Leafgreen ([email protected]), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

First White Lesbian Hobbit Rapper.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

and who are your favorite drummers?

-- mono tony (silv...), April 19th, 2006 2:50 AM. (link)

Ziggy Modeliste, Tony Thompson, Clyde Stubblefield. who are yours?

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), April 19th, 2006 2:52 AM. (M Matos) (link)

clyde stubblefield! ghagahaha. are those real?

-- mono tony (silv...), April 19th, 2006 2:54 AM.

― nervous.gif (eman), Thursday, 20 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

From: FlickrHQ
Subject: You are stripper_polaroids' newest contact!

Hi stockholm cindy,

Yay! stripper_polaroids has marked you as a contact too.

Here's a link to stripper_polaroids' profile and photos.

See ya!

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

HOOK A BROTHA UP!

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

they are "cool", but they aren't as hot as i thought they'd be

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/33/52781795_991ae3933e.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

they are "cool", but they aren't as hot as i thought they'd be

if you add him as one of your contacts, he'll friend you back and you'll get to see the topless shots (which are otherwise private because flickr is a family show, etc).

not that the topless pics are any hotter, but hey boobies.

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:42 (twenty years ago)

but hey.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 20 April 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

i wake up wooded
-- cutty (holle...), April 20th, 2006 12:41 PM. (mcutt) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Mike Love Appreciation Thread (Unanswered, posted at 5:48 am)

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Harvilla? Conventional? Hardly (he's the one who birthed the brilliant "Third graders draw to Radiohead's new album" stunt a few years back), and under the circumstances, that's a perfect way to go. Rob is a fine choice to replace Chuck. I still won't resume pitching the Voice, however.

-- Chris O. (oc...), April 19th, 2006. (later)

"birthed"!

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

ah don't know nuthin bout birthin no radiohead stunt

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

anyway, why dress this shit up as wry social reportage? just let third graders write radiohead reviews and pay them accordingly!

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

To Whom It May Concern:

Several Months ago I picked up your My T Fine Tiramisu pudding. It was very good and we all enjoyed it. I purchased it in Shop Rite.
Lately I have not seen it on the self. Could you please tell me if you still continue to make it. If you continue to make it would you please tell me where I may purchase it. I live in New Jersey and in Bergen County.

-- Mrs. Clark Parkhurst (LibraJ2...) (webmail), April 20th, 2006 2:07 PM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mybrandsinc.com/ShopOnline/Catalog.asp?t=1&s=13&ss=PUDDIN&p=1575

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5417/3237004pg.jpg
xp

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I like the fact that she googled her way all the way to some ancient ILE thread about pudding yet couldn't google her way to a website jbr found within seven minutes of me reposting that. WTF?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

the best part of the url is where it says "PUDDIN"

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

AWES

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

MAN IF YOU MAKE THAT THING AN ANIMATED MAGIC EYE, ITS AWESOME

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

oh my god it becomes 3D

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

THAT PLUS ITALO MAKES THE DOGS SEEM LIKE THEYRE ON AN IMPORTANT MYSTICAL JOURNEY

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

this reminds me of that time i found a cardboard tube on the ground and decided to stuff my junk inside it and yell "look at my balls in a cardboard tube", and then all my friends took turns peering inside
-- BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (adelangsto...), Today 1:53 PM. (Adrian Langston)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xmission.com/~plporter/fphoto99.htm
^^^^

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

See out last Family, taken the day I signed the divorce papers

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xmission.com/~plporter/profiles.html

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

ok go down to the gay thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXEi7wN-Qug&search=wilford%20brimley

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

MY SEED IS STRONG

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 21st, 2006 12:35 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

BITCH LOOK IN MY EYE YOU JUST GOT PREGNANT

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 21st, 2006 12:36 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.apert.org/key/doneen-torch.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Jewelly,
when you faint or unconscious are you like stretched out flat on your back...are your arms out to the side or elbows bent , arms in the upward position?? I find it erotic ONLY if it is not a life threatening situation......I would rather have a woman to PRETEND...that way you know she is safe.....it is a sort of foreplay......
The woman pretends to faint...the man pretends to revive her by kissing her and massaging her....
what do you think of this?????
I would like to find a woman who would role play this....

-- Danny Fritz (mrexcellent200...), April 21st, 2006 1:29 PM.

-- Danny Fritz (mrexcellent200...), April 21st, 2006 1:31 PM.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

http://blogging.la/archives/images/2006/04/gaswtf-thumb.jpg

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

i hate this country sometimes

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

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forgive him, his codpiece was ill-fitting today and his manservant had the day off.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

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― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

ok that is hilarious

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Renee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.
-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl...), May 18th, 2006 2:22 PM. (orion) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

''Matthew Perpetua''' is the creator of [[Fluxblog]], and is considered by many to be a pioneer of the [[mp3 blog]] format. He was born on [[August 5]] [[1979]] and currently lives in [[New York]]. He graduated from [[Parsons School of Design]] in 2002 with a [[Bachelor of Fine Arts|BFA]] degree in [[photography]]. In 2006, many Wikipedia users realised he wasn't actually remotely notable and campaigned for the deletion of his entry.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

''Matthew Perpetua''' is the creator of [[Thales' theorem]], and is considered by many to be a pioneer of [[mathematics]]. He was born on [[August 5]] [[350BC]] and currently lives in [[Ancient Greece]]. He graduated from [[Plato's Academy]] in [[329BC]] with a [[BFA]] degree in [[philosophy]].

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

''This hen fap related article is a stub. You can help wikipedia by expanding it.''

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I AM AT ONE WITH THAT BULLDOG

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anuslaptops.com/fake/willsend.JPG

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

courtesy Dan Perry: http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyoko

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

srry B5 4 what happened not all minnesota girls are like that. thats just sad what they did all u wanted 2 do is come and make people happy and they attaked u.

-- ali becker (muder_ink_princes...), May 24th, 2006.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

(muder_ink_princes...)

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I hear a slow jam...

"All I wanted to do (oh!)/Is make you happy, girl/but you attacked me! (yeeees you did! No-no-no-no-no-no...)"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Tis a shame Syd has no grandchildren, it may have eased loneliness and brought sparkle to his eyes byebye just me making a statement

-- Chris Clune (cjclun...), May 25th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

SWINGSET? SHE SOUNDS TOO OLD FOR YOU BRO
-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), May 25th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 May 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/2bunny.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

both jess and alex in sf told me yesterday that they don't listen to hip hop anymore
-- jäxøñ (jaso...), May 25th, 2006 12:12 AM. (jaxon)

thanks for announcing that two 40 year old music writers have stopped listening to it. what do they plan on listening to next?

-- 333333333333 (dddk_ddd...), May 25th, 2006 12:38 AM. (33333)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

In Finnish elementary school, we were taught English by two robots called UR-9 and ME-2. And a kid called John Julius, aka "J.J.".

And, most importantly, "Big Muzzy", who came from space and ate clocks:

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 8:04 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

omgwtf that quik bunny/superman thing!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

It's up there with Archie Meets the Punisher in my mind.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Why are there crack rocks falling from the sky? HOLY SHIT that's a lot of crack.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

they are on the lost island, it seems

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha

― Dan (Quik Bunny Is So Sad! So Much Crack Wasted...) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

It's up there with Archie Meets the Punisher in my mind.

OMG

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nt2099.com/comics/milestones/art/cbm51b.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/l3210.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Cap loses points for not beating those homonculi into greasy stains.

― Dan (They Are Of The Devil!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I have Archie meets the Punisher!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

1994 = height of my comic fandom

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

lol @ 1994

Still, pretty freaking cool.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

I'll sell it to you for a pizza

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

THAT sounds like a deal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

that Tuomas post is great

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1jTK5dRsM&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

uh...

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

How do I clocked MIDI on a glockenspiel?
-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½), May 26th, 2006.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to be crushed when that "Bass through a guitar amp" thread dies.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

IF GOD GIVES YOU AIDS. MAKE LEMON-AIDS

-- jaxon (jaso...), December 11th, 2005 6:54 PM. (jaxon) (link)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 27 May 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

I just want to correct something... In the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails, when Trent Reznor sings "I want to fuck you like an animal" it doesnt have anything to do with actually fucking an animal.

-- manue (manue_engel@h

OMG @ The latest crop of googlers! "eternal september" redux!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 27 May 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZdfW-uXS8&search=black%20metal

Not so much for the clip (which did make me laugh a bit) but for the comments.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 27 May 2006 09:51 (twenty years ago)

"its death metal, but the deep vocals are inward so sometime people call it gore metal"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:05 (twenty years ago)

wfmu listener hour is pretty good right now!

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

oops wrong thread... that's not very funny.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

i just filed a police report for my 'stolen' bike with officer....CH3S3BRO (say 'cheez-bro!')

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 27 May 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

tonight I saw license plate BROJET

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

the other day i saw license plate GOLFBRO

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Why do so many people hate the strokes

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

For people who hate the strokes, i would like to know your answer. BUT....you can't use their image or anything you've read in reviews and press to justify your answer.

3.2.1....GO!

-- Jen Mulog (yousogog...), May 24th, 2006. (1 trackback)

Answers

Some hate to stroke, and some stroke to hate.

-- Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (libcryp...), May 24th, 2006.

I hate that *spy riff* played on the bass in their new song. It's not a good spy riff nor a good bass sound.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), May 24th, 2006.

Why Do So Many People Hate The Strokes?
yep...

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...), May 24th, 2006. (tracklink)

This thread has been locked by an administrator

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

― turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

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