OK, SO IVE BEEN POISONED.

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AVOID TASTY BITE AT ALL COSTS MY NOIZE BRETHREN.

IM DYING.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

DYING BY THE HAND OF VEGAN/THAI READY-TO-EAT MEAL = SO NOT NOIZ3!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the answer? eating meat.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

THATS A DUMB ANSWER.

GOT ANY OTHERS?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I have always had problems with store-bought packaged Thai food. Watch out for those noodle bowls. There is a brand with a woman's name on it .. "Linda Something".. They're death.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

dude uh you ate that at work?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jyotifoods.com/

Jyoti, by Ghandi! says Lauren P.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Jyoti but you gotta cook it good otherwise BAD NEWS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

XP. NO I ATE IT LAST NIGHT.

STILL IN PAIN.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

why bother with the package stuff when it's so easy to make from scratch. of course i have never made it from scratch but I can easily tell other people to make it from scratch and then i can call you and you can bring a bowl over and scoop some out.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

punctuation rules.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

some of us don't cook. The amount of eating pleasure : labor and dirty dishes ratio is, much like the plates in my sink, not stacked in our favor.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

you need to embrace paper flatware.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

by which i mean plastic.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

styrofoam.

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

just eat out of the pot.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

SMOKE POT, ORDER FOOD.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

but there's a 24 hour diner on smith st. that delivers and makes really good hamburgers and french fries. 24 hour delivery in brooklyn. Why leave the house?

Ian, you can't cook with paper flatware. Try sticking that on your stove. Not a good idea.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

SERIOUSLY THO, IM STILL DYING.

I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN PUNCHED IN THE STOMACH.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I WANT #2 TO COME.

PLZ JEEBUS!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus...

over the counter Zantac, multi-symptom Rolaids and a glass of peppermint tea.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a friend named Emily, that I have known since jr. who ended up marrying the drummer from converge. for some reason, every time i talk to her on the phone I have to go to the bathroom without fail. She can give you a call if you want.

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

NOW THAT IS A GOOD ANSWER.

I AND I GIVE PRAISE TO DJ DAN SELZER!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

XP to Carey: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not DJing right now. so simply "dan selzer" will do.

or "dan selzer, master of Quark XPress"

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

WILL DO!

DSMoQXP!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DDB:

DRINK TWO SPARKS THEN CALL ME IN THE MORNING

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!skraps yna knird t'nod ???FTW GMO

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone loves it sooooo much. it hurts my stomach bra

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It hurts everyone's stomach. I'm thinking that we should file a class action lawsuit. CUTTY!!!!?!?!?

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/02/05/19/chron100/lawyer.jpg

I GOTS YO BACK.

― cuttysan (ddb), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i have been poisoned by VODKA.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

awww, you all right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

bleeurgh.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Mr. DDB,

Greetings from T45ty B!t3. We're very sorry to hear about this experience. We take our quality assurance very seriously and are ISO 9001-2000 and H4CCP (H4zard Analysis and Critical Control Point) certified, which is a testament to this dedication.

We have not received any other reports of customers becoming sick from this product. Is it your belief that there was something wrong with this particular pack, or inherently the dish itself? Perhaps one of the ingredients is incompatible with your system. This becomes a tricky thing to diagnose. If you still have the box, there is a batch code which you can furnish to us to key us into this particular manufacturing run.

Again, we are sorry about this experience. If you can no longer purchase our products, we wish you well.

Best Regards,

Some Corporate Monkey

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

crunk! the wife unit bought a three pack of that shit! i'm skeert!

― msp (msp), Friday, 27 August 2004 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 27 August 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll never learn, about the vodka, will i?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

if you're gonna learn, wait 'til tomorrow. We got noize drinks tonight!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think i can make it! i forgot about fitz being in town.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

omg lauren that is bad because there is a special surprise for you!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, crap. i'll see what i can do.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the surprise isn't peter sarsgaard with a bow around his neck, is it? because if so then fuck a fitz.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha no it's not. Where/when is Fitz gonna be? I thought I saw some email but can't find it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

dood, Fitz comes back every 2 weeks.

and

Cutty comes out every 3.

you do teh math.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

also it might be the last chance for non-NYC living peeps to hang out with you! it'd be sad if you couldn't make it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

guilt-trip me, yet. ok, ok - i'll come out to bklyn first.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

there is a P4rty on M4UJER tonight.

FYI.

30 MAUJ3R Street
#2D
between Lorimer and Union
BROOKLYN

Rok One will be providing the jams ....

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

can i have a clue as to what the surprise is?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

*coughs*

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a nice surprise that you will find useful on your journies!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ what happened to my spelling today?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 27 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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