HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN

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WE WILL CELEBRATE PROPERLY IN MARCH

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

my four day passes have been purchased, i will be there. there is a large contingent of chicagoans coming out. we will most definitely celebrate in a most (im)proper manner.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

there's gonna be some crazy party action that weekend, i'm sure.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit i didn't know it was your birthday! happy birthday dooder!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

it's gonna be awesome, my two best friends are coming out.

xpost- thanks h! i feel pretty fit for 46.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FORTYSIX.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

43 tops.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

I can't wait! I like the Chicagoans.

Anyway. Happy birthday! Try to make it at least another 30, eh?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

now i feel bad i dissed your pats.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

ian, the last two years have been dog years so i'm 46. my lungs are about 60. my liver is like 90.

i'm going out for drinks tonight, tomorrow is payday, saturday is a great show @ the beat kitchen featuring my best friends, chicago's #1 husband & wife rock 'n' roll tornado, then sunday the pats are going to beat the chargers.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

then sunday the pats are going to beat the chargers.

sorry, my friend, but this just ain't so.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday dude

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

then sunday the pats are going to beat the chargers.
sorry, my friend, but this just ain't so.

listen, i know. but i have the ability to talk myself into anything and i've decided that if tht pats can keep LDT from getting to the edge, if they can hem him in between the tackles they can win the game. i predict the pats going 5 wide most of the game, using the "long handoff" passing game, and employing some sort of flexible 2-5 defensive scheme. i think tomlinson will gain a lot of yards but the pats will totally commit to their 'bend don't break' philosophy. turnovers and special teams will decide this game.

don't ruin this for me on my birthday by countering me with common sense or basic logic, plz.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

incidentally one of the secretaries at work let it be known that it's my birthday and people have been filtering by my cubicle all morning asking how old i am. i haven't given one person the right age yet and no one has questioned me except one woman who called bullshit when i said i was 51.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

happy 83rd birthday!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda wish now that we could get drunk and watch the game, that would be fun.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

HBKT

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, too bad yr sunday is going to suck but I'll pour one out for you and promise not to laugh at Tom Brady TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard when they lose and he acts like a girl. :D

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

i just realized no one calls me kt anymore. that's what i answered to for almost 30 years and now no one knows me as that anymore. weird.

thanks for the well wishes everyone.

xpost- yeah i wish your giants good luck when they play th- ooooh, sorry. :P

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

When they are playing beer pong, you meant to say.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait, is kevin the only pats fan on noize board? i might have to start watching football.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

no, dar1a is also a pats fan.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'm the only pats fan on ilx ian. i have taken more than my fair ration of shit over it but i don't care. i remember the 1-15 years, i remember 1st round picks like kenny simms and irving fryar and reggie dupard, AND TREVOR FUCKING MATICH INSTEAD OF JERRY RICE and hart lee dykes. zeke mowatt's interview habits. the stupor bowl against the baltimore colts. champaign tony eason.

screw you if you think i won't revel in their success after a lifetime of irrelevence.

xpost- good to know! who is dar1a?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

lol at the idea of ian watching football! i don't believe it!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

lol I remember the 1-15 years too. dar1a posts on the NFL board very rarely and on the noize board and on the DC thread, dude! She loves the Patriots.

also Ian should watch football, do not oppress him hstencil.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

i am not oppressing him, i just think it's funny! since he's always had an aversion to watching football. we did watch the red sox together, those were the days.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i watch football with my dad and sister around christmastime and it was somewhat engaging.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

i'm torn between watching the game from the relative comfort of my own couch or going to my local. home would be cheaper but i can smoke at the bar and someone else has to get up and get me a beer when i want one. then again i'll get tossed out if i throw things at the bar due to an interception or what have you. plus, at home i don't run the risk of getting punched out when i tell off a beligerant drunk who doesn't know shit about football as i will be the only beligerant drunk who doesn't know shit.

but i think the smoking thing wins out. pats are gonna win!

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm all for having more Pats fans, I like to up the tension level. They are like the Cowboys in that fashion, either you hate them a lot or you love them. Wait--we do not have any Cowboys fans. We should rectify this.

xpost you can smoke in a bar ;_;

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

we do not need cowboys fans, allyzay.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

:( it would be refreshing though.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

ok, we have pats, giants, bills, browns... is that it?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

falcons, right?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Saints, I unbanned Eisbar so theoretically Eagles/Jets/whoever is wearing green and winning, and also Falcons.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Oh and Bears!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

who the hell likes the bears?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

gear.

I have perpetual guilt about not being able to care much about the Bears.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

They've had a long history of having QBs that seal the "Ugh no thanks" deal for me, unfortunately.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

I know; it's like they enjoy having mediocre quarterbacks as a challenge.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

see also: the Raiders. It's a shame because they have pretty awesome uniforms, both.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

i like the bears only when their defense is on the field, yeah.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

This thread has gotten AWESOME

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

some css zen for u

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

jon must be a seahawks fan :D

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

i root for the bears but i'm not a fan. i still remember superbowl XX.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4606953615936485395&q=super+bowl+shuffle

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday! hope you get that blender (i changed my mind back - thats the best one!)

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

re: the bears - crown their ass

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

i like the background here, a lot

i know so little about nfl football that i know more about rugby than nfl football :/ but you all make it seem exciting, so one day i should get into it

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

not even cfl, rrrobyn?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 15 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

THAT'S RIGHT, I OUTED YR ASS

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh horseshoe.... :(

xpost- omg now i'm queasy.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

What's wrong with the Colts?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry! I used to have a crush on Jim Harbaugh back in the day! while I'm shamefully confessing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing, I'm going to root for them because they wear blue and their QB is called "Manning" so I can just recycle my Giants gear until the Colts get their asses kicked.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

nothing wrong with the colts that having an unshakeable qb wouldn't solve. someone like my brother.

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS194.JPG

― chip brady (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

is that Mike Shanahan there on the left?

happy birthday!

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

lmao @ chip brady, still

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

the thing that sucks about the colts is that they play indoors like a bunch of sissies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEV-AHN!!!

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^ this is true, indoors is for losers.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

ally, you know the man crush that you seem to think a lot of dudes have for tom brady? i think i'm developing on for chip. i mean that dude is just so awesome.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

football aside HBK

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I don't seem to think that, I seem to know it from listening to all those announcers talk about how they'd like to slobber his ballsack all the time! I prefer your crush on Chip.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say. it's a truth universally acknowledged that sportscasters everywhere want to blow Tom Brady.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

did anyone else see the letterman episode where they had the fake john madden on and he was going all over the top and vaguely homo-erotic when explaining brett favre?

it slayed me.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Brett Favre is so 6 years ago man-crush, gosh. Though truth be told I think he's 20x hotter than Brady, heartburn and drug addictions aside.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't 'know' about these drug addictions with favre. i was too busy getting my mind blown. sorry about that.

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I'm reading about Australian football today:

http://westernbulldogs.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/person/013594ai.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

one of the planners just came by and asked how old i was, i told her it was my 25th birthday. she said "huh, i thought you were older than that." then launched into a 5 minute spiel about what she was doing when she was 25. all i could do was sit there with a shit eating grin on my face and think "you are such a fucking moron..."

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

happy birthday!

― Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

HEY BUDDY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIED TO HER. Everyone's worst sin should only be that they take you at your word. It would hurt me deep in my thinking places to live in a totally earnest, literal-minded world, but if that was our worst problem? Bring it on.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

laurel, if i had told you i just turned 25 when we met is there any way you would have believed me? i mean, she's not myopic. plus, i've worked with her for 3 1/2 years! knowing full well i got promoted from the chicago facility after being there for a couple of years.

anyway, i work with people who will believe that i am anywhere from 26 to 38 years old. i kind of stuck on the 38 one for a while, i think it suits me.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

No, but if you questioned someone on their age, and for some reason your suspicious were UNFOUNDED, think how rude that would be. "You can't be 25, you look SO MUCH OLDER THAN THAT."

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

oh noes kevin u were rude!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

i suppose it was rude.
oh well, they all hate me already, what's one more log on the fire?

― okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

XP: Well he was, actually, but I don't care about that, I'm just saying that it wd be quite rude for her not to at least pretend she believed him...if a certain person named Joel told me he was 25 and I said, "WTF dude, no way, you look AT LEAST 32" and then Joel turned out to ACTUALLY BE 25 or at least NOT 32, that would make me...AN ASSHOLE.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

next year i'm telling people i'm 12.

― okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

i always hate it when people ask me how old they think they are. i always guess five years younger than they look. and a couple of times i've still guessed too old.

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that's when you're supposed to say "i don't know, 12?"

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i'm the moron, maybe she didn't actually believe that i was 25 and her 5 minutes on how it was the time of her life and how much fun she had living in san francisco and that was when she met her husband seemed to lead me to think that she believed me. but perhaps she pulled the wool over my eyes and i'm the idiot in this situation.

― okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

next person who asks is getting "in human years?" and raised eyebrows from me.

― okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

and you should pretend to be calculating it

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

i always hate it when people ask me how old they think they are

worst method of compliment fishing, all around

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Worse than "does this dress make my ass look huge?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

i still remember the dude i worked with WHO WAS 33 AT THE TIME who wouldn't stop asking me how old i was (23 at the time ;_;) and when i told him he'd be all like...yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh....i remember being your age, that was like 12 years ago. wtf???

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Brady looks kinda like Sigourney Weaver, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Happy birthday chicago kevin; I tell ppl I'm 63 so I'll get complimentz.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

huh. That's actually kinda OTM.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i worked with this woman who told everyone she was 44 (she was 37) to get compliments. it didn't work because she looked 47.

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

please don't say things that make me not hate Tom Brady, people!

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

Sigourney Weaver is 10x more of a man than Brady is, is the thing.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

to be fair, sigourney weaver is more of a man than 98% of us with Y choromosomes.

― okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

so true and order is restored!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPT BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!

COME BACK SOON!

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUUUUUUDE

― 69, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Hoppy birdy, wild man.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/24/LittleBirdy_061024123043100_wideweb__300x432.jpg

― Laurel, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

yer a bro! be happy.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 January 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/advertcalendar/2004/energizer.jpg

― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

thanks everyone!

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 January 2008 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday, kevin!

― rrrobyn, Friday, 11 January 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

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