DEAR IMMIGRANTS

Hello! We are happy to have you on board/on the board. Tell us a little about yourselves here, on this thread, perhaps!

Here are some links to some of our more "classic" threads:

YES.
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Alex in NYC tribute thread
ILX aimbot attack in effect.
The tiniest of animated pictures.
1P3 Official Rules - the origin of 1p3 first "meme" - ESSENTIAL READING.

Here is my personal favorite: which blur album is 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 ???

Please categorize things, and suggest new categories - Suggestions for categories welcome.

Here is the FAQ in case you are too much of a lazy asshole to click it. However, know that you do not have to change your name to a pet name/language combo anymore to post here. The modding was getting out of control!

1. aLL uR +hr34Dz r b310NG 2 U5!!!!!!!1

oMG W+F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 aLL uR +hr34Dz r b310NG 2 U5!!!!!!1 w00+XoR!!

2. What does "pwn" mean?

Don't they have oceans where you live?

3. In re: Raining on Parades

Only allowable if raining is done by parakeet, hampster, dog, pigeon, or cat.

4. FUQ?

Frequently Undeniably Quorny

5. Why do people keep pwning me on this board?

To avoid incessant pwning, a user should change their login name to a combination pet name and language. For example: dog_latin. Items posted by those disregarding this necessary ruling will either be baleeted or pwn3d at the discretion of the mods.

6. Exceptions to the rule

Please also be aware that, to avoid incessant pwning, if you're a sibling of a moderator, you will be exempt from this rule.

7. How do you make a heart on here?

Do ampersand l t semicolon 3. Aw!

8. What's 1p3's take on Noise Dudes?

Good chaps.

Thank you for joining!
Together we can make a nice little place here, for white kid sonning.