M1a's pwnj letter

On Tuesday February 28th, my boyfriend R0b and I went to the Drag0nfish to pick up the now infamous Muppets DVDs from Tr3y. Since he forgot to bring them, he was willing to buy us lunch. Tr3y talked with R0b and I for about 45 minutes about the Drag0nfish and everyone that had moved to Trader V1c’s, gossiped about old friends and how they were doing now and R0b and Tr3y even exchanged stories about how they got their various scars. After congratulating him on becoming executive chef since that was what he always wanted, he told me to be careful what you wish for. Thinking that was an odd comment and that he seemed very lonely, R0b and I figured that the two of you had broken up. Or that he had finally come out of the closet.

Speaking of honesty, I wasn’t asking to “borrow” what is rightfully mine. Since you were married, you should understand that no court would award property (including but not limited to family heirlooms) to the current girlfriend of the guy who kept his ex-girlfriend’s property. Your theory that this is between you and me, because borrowing something of his is borrowing something of yours is completely nonsensical and I would be more than happy to produce the receipts proving my ownership of furniture, computer equipment, household appliances and of course, home entertainment DVDs.
~ M1a
P.S. Has he asked you to fuck him up the ass with his dildo yet?