So..anyone ever date a copper, then?

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Just askin', as I've hastily set up a night of drinking with one tomorrow. Unsure of my chances at avoiding hangover, as I must try and be responsible so I can make my flight the next afternoon.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:25 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Allah! Avoid the filth man, it's probab' a set up!!!!!!!!

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Could they be after my stash of Ron's? SHIT!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:33 (twenty years ago)

Just be carefull mate, that's all I'm saying.

On the other hand....

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/acimages/00778855.jpg

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:36 (twenty years ago)

How do you think I got myself into this in the first place!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

D'you think she'll sort you out with some free illegal drugs if she's confescated some off an criminal?

― Teev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Hrm..good question, sounds like a dream come true, yeh?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:42 (twenty years ago)

Have you met her before? Did she give you any free shit then? Or let you off parking tickets or anything?

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:50 (twenty years ago)

Yep! especialy if she looks like that bent-copper I posted a minute ago (Sir Paul Condom) Has she ever given you free drugs or junk before or is this your first meeting?

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:52 (twenty years ago)

First meeting! From speaking with her, she seems rather uncoppish, however. I have decided however it goes, it should make for a good story.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Yeah defo, take lots of pictures for workshy!

Where are you gonna take her? Ron's? White Castle? In-N-out Burger? Burger-Pipe?

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thelaughingstock.co.uk/acatalog/22660.jpg

― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Y'know, I hadn't considered that, but it might be a fine thing to sandwich between pub stops. Surely Ron's can melt the heart of even the most icy of vixens?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

have you asked her to wear the uniform? if, of course, that does it for you?

i'm quite excited for you. never done an authority figure before.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Me either. Uniform seems key, should things get that far! I will try to remember pics with the cam phone, but this may be quite the task should I consume enough delicious alcohol.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:06 (twenty years ago)

Are you gonna "wear a wire?"

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― Teev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

Always was more a fan of "wireless" communication.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:12 (twenty years ago)

Hold on a minute there Allah, where are you flying too?

― Teev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:13 (twenty years ago)

I'd intended to make another thread about this whole bit, but now that you ask..to the far east again, for I go in search of RONGIRL!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:15 (twenty years ago)

ah yes. rongirl. so easy to look at on the internet, so hard to find in real life. good luck allah, many have died treading the path towards this selky. some say she is harder to locate than the holy grail.

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:23 (twenty years ago)

But still we must search, for think of the glory if only she could be found! And don't you worry, dear Tev, for I fully intend to bring along my nicer cam for this. Should I fall during the course of my quest, hopefully someone can salvage the images!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

But more of this!

http://www.silverjackphoto.com/photolog/images/IMG_4425a.jpg

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:32 (twenty years ago)

Man, if she's one of this lot you might not need to track down Ron Girl! Actually, what am I on about?

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― Tev, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Allah's heart has more than enough love for Ron Girl and cop girl both!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 08:58 (twenty years ago)

ha ha this is a great thread to wake up to!
have you told her you know a peado dog?

― satan, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

Where are the chicks with dicks?

Only joking.............

― Captain Smash (Captain Smash), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.merchantmanager.com/dkeyes/pics/shcop.GIF

― The Riddler, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

http://dts.ystoretools.com/1494/images/250x1000/police-woman-costume.jpg

― The Riddler, Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

So, cop girl makes all of the ladies above look like mere trollops. Tonight should be interesting..ALLAH FROG may have met his match!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:23 (twenty years ago)

good luck

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:54 (twenty years ago)

Did you decide what burger to buy her yet?

― Tev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

I think rather than deciding on that ahead of time, I shall give her the honor of selecting the burgers to be consumed! Unless she's a taco heretic or something..hmm..hadn't considered that.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:04 (twenty years ago)

What a lovely idea Allah, how thoughtfull. She might let you have a go on her Lady-Burgers if you keep that stuff up. If however she don't want no burger the best thing might be to smack her. I dunno, it's tricky if she's Old-Bill. Shit. Hopefully you won't find yourself in this predicament, I'm sure she likes Burgees. Is she a Americ'?

― Teev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeh, and seems like quite the drinker. Together, I would naturally assume that this would make anyone a burgerfiend, but I think I shall steel myself and do what must be done if, in fact, I have been fooled!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:20 (twenty years ago)

May Ron be with you Allah my Son.

― Tevin, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:26 (twenty years ago)

I FUCKED YOUR GIRLFRIEND THEN HANDCUFFED HER TO THE BED.

― FROMBERT, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 08:30 (twenty years ago)

Unlikely my freind, I sense you're a virgin.

― Tev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

Oh I don't know Tev, who could resist a tall lanky fellow whose voice possesses both the ghostly timbre of a dark balladeer and the alluring but ultimately dangerous tone of a carnival huckster drawing you into a nightmarish freak show after all?
Personally I am giving getting fucked up the arse by him some serious consideration. You should call your girlfriend, it might already be too late... (Unles she has failed to come up with the pussy crumb goods too in which case maybe there's hope).

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 09:57 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I spose, wonder if he'd be up for a threesome.

― Tev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 09:59 (twenty years ago)

Gangbang, even?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Could get the kids involved?

― Tev, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:05 (twenty years ago)

Where's Wogeybear at when we need him?

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:06 (twenty years ago)

Just rounding up a few choice little friends to tempt bert with now probably.

― ginweasel, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 10:13 (twenty years ago)

So how did it go with the Copper-Lass then?

― Teev, Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:22 (twenty years ago)

Quite well! Chatted and drank for a good four or five hours, and she wants to hang out soon as I am back from my trip.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:35 (twenty years ago)

Nice one,

So which of the above photos is her then?

― Tev, Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

None of the above! Rest assured, cop girl would make any mere mortal swoon, however.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

JEEPERS! tell her to get on Worksh'

― Teev, Thursday, 18 May 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

Did cop girl have any good tales to tell, is she tough and uncompromising, does she beat up people in the cells?

― ginweasel, Thursday, 18 May 2006 08:16 (twenty years ago)

of course cop-girl beats up people in the cells. thats standard police practice, along with racism and sexism. if she wants any respect from her male colleagues (which she almost certainly won't get) then she's got no choice but to put the boot in. i bet allah can look forward to be tied up good and proper!!!

― clocko diko (honesttoafault), Thursday, 18 May 2006 10:37 (twenty years ago)

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