Should the BBC be forced to scrap their license fee?

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i'm in two minds....assuming doing so would mean they would be forced to permit third party advertising on their channels (and maybe even, shudder, websites) to generate revenue, which would be horrendous

but they're also churning out a lot of crap themselves...is the license fee still justifiable? the fact that they cannot keep hold of imports like The Simpsons (its so nice to watch without awful ad breaks and sponsor announcements) and mistakenly chase after Champions League football and other stuff that seems more suited to ITV or Sky...what you say?

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably unjustifiable but I hope they keep it anyway (ie. I would miss the no advert thing even if the majority of licence fee payers wouldn't be arsed). The alternative would be to make it a subscription service, but that would suck even more I guess, in that it would be the death of public service TV broadcasting.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Today I was watching Bargain Hunt in the kitchen and one of my flatmates ran in and switched the TV off cos he'd just heard the detector van people were coming round. I was hoping to bump into them and point them in the direction of my flat (I have a license for my room), but no such luck.

Graham (graham), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Look at the Irish situation and THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS FOR THE BBC.

Lara, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Look at the Irish situation and THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS FOR THE BBC.

No, look at U.S. tv. The Simpsons are a rare jewel, all the more precious because of the vast wasteland of cr*p by which they are surrounded.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

But the US doesn't pay a license fee. In Ireland, we pay to recieve programmes that many can already get on BBC/ITV/Sky, and get ads in them as well. And the local stuff isn't much good either.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you pay a licence fee there too?

Lara, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Clicked too quickly. Thank you Andrew. My point EXACTLY.

Lara, Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh. But my point was that U.S. tv is the product of a "free market." (There are some constraints, but broadcasters are first and foremost concerned with garnering advertising revenues by garnering reviews. Hence Joe Millionaire and its ilk.)

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 16 January 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Something that may or may not be apparent from the outside is that both Britain and Ireland have commercial channels that are entirely dependent on advertising as well. Hence Who wants to be a Millionaire? and Pop Idol

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Whereas the BBC sticks to quality programming like Blankety Blank and Fame Academy.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I wrote then deleted a note saying that it's not that clear. Thus the BBC produce a lot of crap, and of course at one time Channel 4 was "A channel for intellectuals and crossword enthusiasts" (c) Sue Townshend

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:27 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe i was a bit harsh, the Beeb are still doing good stuff and their expansion into digital territory is fairly impressive. Radio 7 looks promising...not sure how BBC 3 will work out...and i cant access these channels anyway (no Sky Digi or Freeview) so not best person to comment.

surely a BBC Sport digital channel is on the cards. cant believe they didnt do it already.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...
Well, this whole debate is on again.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6273347.stm

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

In an earlier e-mail to staff, BBC Director-General Mark Thompson said the corporation would face "some very difficult choices" if forced to accept a below-inflation increase.

For instance, they'd have to pay Jonathan Ross £17 million instead of £18 million per year. Heads will roll!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

i could have sworn the license fee was like £80 when i got my first, c. 1999. it will have almost doubled in 10 years, which is a little over inflation i think. i don't watch much bbc, and i think that arguments that put it next to the nhs or the education system (especially the latter, which has high levels of citizen/community governance) are ridiculous.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

Any organisation that can afford to pay Jonathan Ross £18 million doesn't have financial problems.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

I listened to radio 4 'debating it' this morning. I am all in favour of selling my house to pay the licence fee (to repeat a very old joke) but i can see how to-days now generation are not going to be so keen.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

One of the many reasons I want to keep the fee is the sense of ownership it gives the British people over the BBC. The relationship that, for example, Radio 4 listeners have with "their" station is a unique and wonderful thing.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:43 (nineteen years ago)

Im listening to 6music atm, im glad it doesnt have adverts tbh

Tho i hate having to pay shit like eastender and the crap on radio 1 etc

X-101 (X-101), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

I don't mind paying for stuff I don't like as long as they produce stuff I do like. Which they do.

I didn't realise so many other countries had them. I always thought it was a nice little British thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see why I should be legally blackmailed into paying my money in order to support the lifestyles of pampered presenters.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

One of the many reasons I want to keep the fee is the sense of ownership it gives the British people over the BBC. The relationship that, for example, Radio 4 listeners have with "their" station is a unique and wonderful thing.
-- Hello Sunshine (fiver_the_bunn...), January 18th, 2007.

wtf? do you feel like you own the police force too?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

Here you go Marcello, it turns out you don't have to...
http://www.tvlicensing.biz/

Frankly, while it annoys me no end that Ross gets his huge wad I'm happy because I use the BBC everyday, a lot. I feel that rather than Ross I'm paying for the things I like - BBC4, Radio 3, etc etc.

And (for info) the licence fee was £101 in 1999.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

No, but I feel they are there for my benefit (not my personal benefit only, obv.) and that if they fuck up while acting on my behalf (shooting electricians and the like) they should he held responsible to the British people. That kind of "ownership".

I don't feel the same way about, say, Tesco.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 18 January 2007 09:59 (nineteen years ago)

No license fee = no bbc website + no Radio 4 + no Radio 3 + no BBC 4 + no anything that is expensive, good and watched by a minority.

You don't even need to look abroad to see what happens when it's all about the ratings, just glance at the number 3 button on your remote. the BBC ain't perfect, but I don't want it to turn into ITV.

And I dunno about you guys, but I certainly get a tenner's worth a month out of the BBC.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:00 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'd pay 40p a day just to not have to watch ads.

We (i.e. my industry) have just started renegotiating the terms of business writers, directors, actors, technicians etc. follow with the BBC. In pretty much every area of revenue, the BBC are less able to afford to pay even currents fees, which themselves have gone down from the highs of a few years ago.

But multichannel TV and various new media have ripped apart the cosy relationships between broadcasters, producers and talent in all areas, while the BBC seems to be doing mostly good things to make sure its service isn't diluted more than it has to be. Hence the very wise and prescient concentration on internet services (which, btw, don't pay a penny to talent, the argument being that the BBC don't make any revenue out of them) and the realisation of Austin Powers' "BBC7" lyrics - channels like BBC3 and BBC4 are genuinely great sounding boards for new or niche programming and can and do act as a springboard to the terrestrial channels for the most successful of these.

From our point of view, the BBC is a vastly flawed, bureaucratic place where only the Jonathan Rosses of the world can negotiate top dollar. But without it, the TV and radio (and internet) landscape in Britain would be hugely different and almost certainly much less far-reaching and of much lower quality.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

hopefully this time next year i wont be living with people who want a tv

Storefront Church (688), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

Then they should spend money in these areas, not on absurd wages to the likes of Ross and Moyles.

All presenters should be paid the same.

If Ross and Moyles or their agents don't like this they are free to take their "talents" elsewhere in the private sector.

Nobody is bigger, or should be, than the corporation.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

But don't Ross and Moyles (however much i dislike them) bring in the punters? And so the beeb can say - look we've got millions of viewers/listeners - and get the cash to pay for (insert own favourite here)?

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm curious as to how the BBC's contract system works. When Jonathan Ross gets paid £18 million (is that per year?), how many of his shows does that cover him for? He does one radio show a week, his chat show, and his film show. Does he get paid extra for being on QI or other panel things? Or does the BBC reserve the right to get a certain number of guest appearances for that money too?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

anything that is expensive, good and watched by a minority.

L O S T?

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ned, moyles brings in the punters cos the bbc built him up. he doesn't have such amazing gifts that no-one could replace him. of course he could get big money elsewhere because that's how markets work; but the beeb is in sticky territory with this. tracer hand will be along to say the bbc would be like pbs without those guys, but the old coutnerargument is, who cares if the bbc is no better than itv? i would actually pay £150 if the bbc opened its archive in some kind of view-on-demand stylee but its best days are long gone.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

We've had the Moyles debate here before I'm sure.
He's just the latest in a long long line of irritating breakfast presenters but I also think that he's genuinely popular, hasn't his book has sold by the truckload? I don't like him but it would seem that lots do and have done for a while. If the beeb had just built him up I think he would have fizzled out by now. Same applies to Ross - who i personally don't find anyone near as annoying and actually enjoyed his programmes (on bbc3 or 4?) on japan and far eastern cinema.

I don't agree that the beebs best days are long gone either - there was always a load of rubbish on it alongside top quality entertainment/education.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, Doctor Who, motherfuckers! Are seriously telling me anyone else would have touched it?

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

DOCTOR WHO IS SHIT FFS

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, okay.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

And the widely mentioned 18 million for Ross is for his services up to 2010.

Not saying that's not too much just saying.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm pretty sure we've had this entire thread at least once before.

Back in the late '60s Simon Dee tried to throw himself about with regard to payment etc. and the BBC told him where to shove it. But now they seem to embrace such demands out of fear.

If the BBC were that strong, then surely their output would be good enough to attract viewers and listeners without the big name bait?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

who cares if the bbc is no better than itv? i would actually pay £150 if the bbc opened its archive in some kind of view-on-demand stylee but its best days are long gone.

i do care, i still want things like free, GOOD football coverage and Planet Earth etc. i'm hopeful the BBC will always be able to do these tho they have lost it more with original drama and comedy programming - mainly because of American superiority in most departments it seems. Radio 1 is a mess obv. but the other stations all seem to be functioning fine. ultimately i do suspect their future does lie with their past tho, as you imply.

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

free, GOOD football coverage

uh? they lost this in about 1990!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

If the BBC were that strong, then surely their output would be good enough to attract viewers and listeners without the big name bait?

So now it's the BBC who's responsible for humanity's 10,000 years of celebrity worship??

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

uh? they lost this in about 1990!

uh, i'm talking about FA Cup, England games, major tournaments etc.

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

plus league highlights (MOTD) still counts as good coverage

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

So now it's the BBC who's responsible for humanity's 10,000 years of celebrity worship??

-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 18th, 2007.

waht?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

plus league highlights (MOTD) still counts as good coverage

?!

Storefront Church (688), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

why the confusion?

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

i frequently rail against the BBC but ultimately ... it works. it's bloated and full of spunkers - even more so, i think, than any other media organisation - but it does provide me with consistently better information and entertainment than any other single source, and i guess the licence fee is a reasonable way to pay for that.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

grimly I'm shocked!

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique, Marcello says the BBC shouldn't needs celebs if the work is strong and good enough. Setting aside the fact that celebrities are often very good at what they do and worth watching, it is the way performance and audience has always worked, from the days of the ancient Greeks if not earlier, that audiences fall in love with certain stars, who become bankable. For Marcello to blame the BBC for this phenomenon seems a little unfair.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

yeah up to a point, but it was not ever thus with the bbc -- marcello is otm re. simon dee for example. celebrities *are* often very good at what they do, it's true, but that's not going to convert me to the view that the current set-up with these monster fees is a good thing for broadcasting. it feels like they're fighting a losing battle against the inevitable decline of audience share in the web 2.0 era and all that malarkey. it's true that salaries were less public pre-chris evans (at a pinch) but i think the salaries commanded by these guys is insane.

the bbc is in a bind because it was once the monopoly broadcaster, and its culture and 'national' status derive from that. personally i think they'd do better keeping what was good from then and not competing with the commercial nets -- partly because they can't. most bbc stuff is utterly abject, even with the budgets. again this is because it caters to a now mythic homogenous 'national' audience with bullshit like 'doctor who'.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's true that salaries were less public pre-chris evans (at a pinch) but i think the salaries commanded by these guys is insane.

ie the salaries weren't quite so high back then? i could be wrong -- perhaps noel edmonds was the first to really make money.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:58 (nineteen years ago)

most bbc stuff is utterly abject, even with the budgets. again this is because it caters to a now mythic homogenous 'national' audience with bullshit like 'doctor who'.

well just imagine how much worse Doctor Who would be if it was on any other channel...

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

grimly I'm shocked!

yes, so am i. i really did think quite hard about that before posting. but hey, i feel a sense of one-ness and calmness now, so all is good.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

it's not just 'doctor who' for me, it's also the literary adaptations, anything involving bruce fucking forsyth, anything attempting to justify the bucks they gave graham norton...


the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

i would actually pay £150 if the bbc opened its archive in some kind of view-on-demand stylee

My understanding is that this is going to happen, though it'll take time to organise obv.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'd have to look at the salaries of commercial broadcasters back in your supposed golden years of sane radio/TV salaries, in order to make a meaningful comparison, i.e. have BBC celeb salaries increased in disproportion to the commercial marketplace in the days since, say, Noel Edmonds? My instinct is no. My instinct is, radio and telly salaries have increased across the board. In which case, what's really being complained about is that celebrities make too much money, not anything to do with the BBC specifically, unless you imagine that the BBC's public service remit gives it magical powers with which it doesn't have to play by the rules of agents, contracts and supply and demand.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:05 (nineteen years ago)

By the way, for those who are interested:

http://open.bbc.co.uk/catalogue/infax

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'd have to look at the salaries of commercial broadcasters back in your supposed golden years of sane radio/TV salaries, in order to make a meaningful comparison, i.e. have BBC celeb salaries increased in disproportion to the commercial marketplace in the days since, say, Noel Edmonds? My instinct is no. My instinct is, radio and telly salaries have increased across the board. In which case, what's really being complained about is that celebrities make too much money, not anything to do with the BBC specifically, unless you imagine that the BBC's public service remit gives it magical powers with which it doesn't have to play by the rules of agents, contracts and supply and demand.
-- Euai Kapaui (tracerhan...), January 18th, 2007.

yeah this is otm but i guess i am a bit like bbc should back away from full spectrum dominance and do what other channels don't do. the problem is it would then be catering to a minority (though of course by definition it does already and it will go further that way whatever happens) and its budgets would come further under political attack.

but maybe this is all very steam-age: will channels even exist when ross's contract expires? (yes they will -- but you know what i mean, will station/brand identity mean so much then that 'BBC1' will have to be such a big deal?)

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

ok if they repeat this (banned from export) all will be forgiven.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

Channels as we know it may not exist in teh same caspacity, but the BBC are right ont he button with new tech, what with the website, wholesale buying into freeview (remember back when BBC3 was launched and everyone said "why are the BBC wasting money on something only 14 people in London can pick up?") and the tv-on-demand stuff I'm sure will be coming soon - radio on demand is already here and works a treat.

And remember, the BBC is ultimately public service broadcasting. JR is paid lots of cash because lots of people want to watch him. Anyone know how much Justin lee Collins is being paid on C4?

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

He's on Avalon's books; he's getting paid enough.

Certainly agree with repeating Law And Order.

The Graham Norton affair is a symptom of the personality-centred problem; sign him up for the big-bucks transfer from C4 without realising that what might make him worth that kind of money is only usable at a certain time of the day. Plus (as the actual Monday late night show proves) he's clearly past his peak. Whether that's to do with having to do endless Strictly Sound Of Music Fever-type "family" shows I couldn't say. But on some of these shows he looks one step away from putting the 9mm in his mouth in a Bill Hicks/Jay Leno "What have I done with my life?" style. The results certainly don't justify the expenditure.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:24 (nineteen years ago)

And remember, the BBC is ultimately public service broadcasting. JR is paid lots of cash because lots of people want to watch him. Anyone know how much Justin lee Collins is being paid on C4?

-- Johnney B English (john.barlo...), January 18th, 2007.

lots of people want to watch him because he's been assiduously promoted and given a format that works (incidentally part of the appeal of the show is it has very famous people on it). star-making is a hell of an art and i almost respect that side of showbiz now more than the people on screen. they all get paid too; but it's a racket, really.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost
That search thingy is fantastic.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

lots of people want to watch him because he's been assiduously promoted and given a format that works

That implies that anyone famous who's given a chat show will automatically be popular and this clearly ain't true. The Charlotte Church Show, anyone?

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

format that didn't work!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

i shudder to think how close we came to The Jade Goody Show, or indeed how close we may yet come once things have cooled down.

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

somewhere in a soho production office a lurker just came.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's not as if The Jonathan Ross Show format is a radical departure in the history of chat shows. The reason why it's popular and CC is not isn't because he's been assiduously promoted and CC wasn't, it's because JR is more charismatic, funnier, a more entertaining interviewer (not necessarily better) and more comfortable in front of the camera. Whether that makes him worth £18m is another matter.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

his suits are worth the licence fee alone etc.

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

pyhuf jonathan ross -- he's better than charlotte church.

i see yr point, but it's still madness. hollywood salaries are also madness but i don't have to fund a state alternative to it that feels the need to compete with the studios.

that said the bbc is into films, but typically middlebrow co-productions.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

BBC have already tried and failed with the Davina McCall chat show, so who knows, The Jade Goody Show might be forthcoming unless C4 already have her signed up for the Friday post-pub slot.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

Jade Goody has lots of shows!

Jonathan Ross is the best mainstream interviewer (new take on classic Parky style) etc. on British TV right now. He's popular with almost everyone, he has experience and clout, and his bookers can get A-list talent. The top of the heap always gets paid disproportionate amounts.

The argument that because the BBC is public service it shouldn't compete on the most populist level is self-defeating because if it didn't then it WOULD become a PBS (which is a great thing per se) and the whole of mainstream TV would become like ITV - or, rather, ITV would be a shining beacon of quality among even more dross.

Public service doesn't mean a remit to make intellectual docos and open university slots and nothing else - it means catering for everyone, and most people like mass-market shows. That's it.

And the thought of the BBC's web presence disappearing sends a shiver down my spine.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get that. no license fee would just mean the BBCi would have to advertise as all of their rivals do.

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

That in itself (xpost) doesn't give JR/his agent the right to hold the BBC to ransom about whether they get his services or not. Nor is that kind of money defensible when the BBC are cutting ground-level services and looking at making staff redundant.

As far as ITV is concerned, Cracker and Prime Suspect are "mass-market shows." That doesn't preclude intelligence and originality, and (un)fortunately the current ITV management are going to have to wake up to that and raise their game.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

If a blue-chip company has to pay top dollar to hire an excellent CEO who'll double their business, isn't it worth it rather than getting someone on the cheap who'll lose the company money and be responsible for such low-level firings? It's the same deal in TV, basically - the more popular and successful the shows, the more money they can justify from the public (and the more money their commercial arm will make, further reducing their reliance on public funding) and the fewer people they'll have to lay off.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

"Four.... HUNDRED pounds. I know you can win this. Last time there were 14 callers. Just 14 callers. Hello, who's this? James? Hello James!!! What's your answer?! --- No, it's not there. Call in for a chance at four hundred pounds. We are literally handing it to you on a plate. C'mon - get involved!"

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

they should make j. ross do that, in prime time.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

John Birt possibly disproved that whole theory (xpost).

If the BBC spent even a tenth on their output of what they spend on advertising it they might get somewhere.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

Somewhere other than where - one of the greatest broadcasters in the world?

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

They're not one of the greatest broadcasters in the world right now and unfortunately if I'm expected to fork out £130+ protection licence money every year I want top-quality broadcasting that year.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

With friends like the perfection Marcello wants, who needs enemies?

Well, the corp has received less than it is owed this year and the historical link between inflation and the BBC budget has been broken. Perhaps this will force them into a "smaller, cheaper, faster" mentality that's in step with today's stripped down, lean 'n mean commercial broadcasters.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

'less than it is owed'?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

So who are these top-quality TV, radio and online broadcasters that are comparable to the BBC and advertisment-funded? xpost

stet (stet), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Historically, the BBC has received rises in its budget that keep pace with inflation. Given that it will be attempting to at least maintain the same level of services that it now provides, it will be doing the same, or more, with less. Not to mention subsidizing the Giant Digital Chiz. I would call this getting somewhat less than it is owed, particularly given how shabbily it has been treated by the government over the last four years.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

'contest cancelled due to general poorness of entrants'

if they just sack Jeremy Vine and John Humphrys they can have all my dosh

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Once again the BBC has no right to complain about the alleged shabby treatment by the Government when they are prepared to spend eighteen million pounds - I can think of several NHS trusts on which that money would be far better spent, seeing as it does come out of public taxation - on one presenter, and they have rightly been pulled up by the Government on that account, as well as others, e.g. the fudged Salford move.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

Television Centre is, apparently, falling to bits; hardly any of the studios are kitted out with modern gear (House Of Eliot was the last drama filmed there, I'm told) and lay idle for much of the time. BBC are selling the whole site to fund this move to Salford.

As long as Tw0 3nt3rta1n keep cranking out those back-catalogue DVDs...

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

next up: Sitting Pretty, Heartburn Hotel, Cool It, A Word In Your Era

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

TBH, I'd pay the license fee just for BBC radio. The TV is a beautiful welcome addition.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

welcome to 1935!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't realise the Phil Cool nostalgia market was so immense.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 18 January 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

It doesn't "come out of public taxation," it comes out of the specific fee that everyone pays TV Licensing. It's a fee, like council tax, that everyone is very aware of exactly how much it costs, which is a good thing in my opinion. It's not as though the BBC are taking money away from starving children to pay for Jonathan Ross' hair stylist. Has the government increased funding for other areas as a result of giving the BBC the short end of the funding stick? Have they fuck.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 18 January 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the issue is whether individuals like some of the BBC's output, but whether the majority of licence fee payers like it enough to want to continue paying. A referendum seems like a fair way to decide this.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Thursday, 18 January 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

If I had to pay £150 a year to get all the BBC channels like some people pay for Sky channels, I would *totally* do it. It is so superior to other countries' telly it's almost scarey. Have you seen the barrel o'shite Italians pay for, for example?

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think it is one of the greatest broadcasters in the world right now actually.

I'm surprised there hasn't been more of a response from some of you stateside. How is PBS funded? What's it like?

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait i've just has a look at the website...

"Individual donations from viewers like you represent the single largest source of support for public television stations around the country. And your support can take many forms, from becoming a member to volunteering to family events!"

Maybe us Brits better pay attention this could be the future for the beeb.

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

I really do find this thread funny. I mean, I know it's a bit like saying "at least you're not dying of cancer" when you complain of having a really bad cold, but really, you should try living in a country where you have to pay a £100 license fee (and that's in your money), and you still have to watch ads, and the telly that isn't imported is all completely shit, and the radio as well. If you want to get decent telly you have to pay yet more in order to get a cable or satellite subscription on top of your license.

They're not one of the greatest broadcasters in the world right now

Do you mean here that they are not one of the top broadcasters in the world at the moment, because I think they probably are, or do you mean that the BBC's output at the moment does not justify the title of "greatest broadcaster"?

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 January 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

How is PBS funded? What's it like?

Basically they show a Doctor Who marathon and stop the show every 20 minutes to beg for money. Then if enough Doctor Who fans donate cash they can afford to buy another season of old Doctor Who reruns next year.

The rest is "documentary" and "news shows" funded by Exxon Mobile, Ford Foundation, Rockefellers, etc.

If we had a real option to subscribe to the BBC in the US, PBS would only be good for Sesame Street and some weird local things like Huell Howser. As other cable channels have started to pay more for BBC reruns and children's programming, PBS has gotten weaker and weaker.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 19 January 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be quite happy to pay the BBC £130 a year just for keeping David Attenborough in a job. And if they produce anything else I like (say Doctor Who for instance) that's gravy.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

True. Where's that YouTube clip from Planet Earth of the swimming polar bear? No BBC = that shot would never have existed.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

It doesn't "come out of public taxation," it comes out of the specific fee that everyone pays TV Licensing.

That everyone is forced to pay TV Licensing; in other words, public money.

It's not as though the BBC are taking money away from starving children to pay for Jonathan Ross' hair stylist.

No, they're taking money away from ground-level services and making people redundant to pay for Jonathan Ross' hair stylist. Does that make it better?

Has the government increased funding for other areas as a result of giving the BBC the short end of the funding stick? Have they fuck.

Where's the logic in that? The BBC got the short end of the funding stick because they asked for it. "We're broke!" "Yeah, 18 million for Jonathan Ross and 10 million for Chris Moyles." Any private sector business run like that would have gone to the wall ages ago, and rightly so.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Any private sector business would have shut down Radio 3 years ago and told Planet Earth to fuck right off.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Then spend money on Radio 3, not on scabs like Moyles and Whiley.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be quite happy to pay the BBC £130 a year just for keeping David Attenborough in a job.

um, ok.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah I'm one of those that, for all the messy contradictions and complications would still pay £150+ a year to have BBC 2, BBC 4, Radios 3 and 5 24 hours. I use and enjoy them so much the value I get out of them is incredible, frankly.

Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

BBC 4 should be BBC2.
BBC2 should be daytime BBC1.
Radio 3 needs to lose the Cool Police.
Radio 5 fair enough if you like that kind of thing but Eamonn Holmes isn't worth £150+ a year.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

the Cool Police?

Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

He can't be talking about Mixing It. I love those dudes but they sound like a couple of Biology teachers who've wandered into a rave by mistake.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oddly enough I was thinking that while listening to the FT Lollards show this week... ;-)

They ought to let me have a go at doing Mixing It and/or Late Junction. I'd do it like Dale Winton does Pick Of The Pops.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen good TV in a country that doesn't have public service broadcasting. How you fund it is a different issue. The license fee is fundamentally unfair because it's a flat tax; the BBC should be funded like the police, schools and any other public service, ie through tax revenues.

I'd sell off BBC1 and Radios 1 and 2, though. I don't see why the public needs to fund stuff that is commercially viable anyway.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

Radio 3 is defiantly uncool. I love it.

As to the rest, yes BBCs 4 and 2 would, in utopia. And I listen to hours of Radio 5 a week and never hear Eamonn Holmes so, yeah, tis worth £150+.

xpost

Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Revivalist OTM, pretty much.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/programmes/images/sandall.jpg

The Cool Police, yesterday.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

The license fee is fundamentally unfair because it's a flat tax; the BBC should be funded like the police, schools and any other public service, ie through tax revenues

Patently unfair to those who chose not to own or watch television. You talk about television as if it is some fundamental right like education or public services when it simply isn't.

Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

You talk about education and public services like they are fundamental rights, when they simply isn't.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

I think the lisence fee is still the fairest way of doing it. If you want to participate and watch, fine. If you don't, you don't have to.

Everyone talks about being FORCED oh noes to pay the thing. No one is forcing you to do anything of the sort.

You can hardly choose to have other roads or other police - but you can certainly choose to spend your money on other entertainments.

Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

i don't use the education system by not having kids. i don't use... actually i use jack-shit of govt services. while i *do* watch TV.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

You don't use roads? You levitate everywhere? You generate no rubbish?

Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

You talk about television as if it is some fundamental right like education or public services when it simply isn't.

Being a fundamental right is a sufficient but hardly a necessary criterion for government funding. I don't regard visiting the British Museum as a fundamental right but I'm OK with it receiving government funding.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

You generate no rubbish?

You've obviously not been reading his contributions to ILX, mwap mwap mwap mwahhhhhh

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

i don't use the education system by not having kids

um no but you live in a country that requires an educated workforce to keep itself running - so even if you don't have kids, other peoples' kids will be running power stations and giving you medical treatment etc.

Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

other peoples' kids will be running power stations and giving you medical treatment etc.

surreal

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i don't use the education system by not having kids. i don't use... actually i use jack-shit of govt services. while i *do* watch TV.

-- the original hauntology blogging crew (miltonpinsk...), January 19th, 2007.

Oh we've definitely had this one before...
ffs haven't you just been to university? Don't you get your rubbish collected, don't you walk on the pavement, if you got ran over where would you go? Come on...

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Are you reading and writing at this very moment...etc...

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

other peoples' kids will be running power stations and giving you medical treatment etc.
surreal

-- vita susicivus (n...), Today. (later)

ihttp://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/baby_geniuses.jpg

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

ah bugger!

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

yes, the concept of an educated workforce in a highly technological country is v surreal apparently

Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/baby_geniuses.jpg

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

?

Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

sorry mark you just made me think "woops the nucwear weactor is bwoken!" is all

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

education doesn't have to be publicly funded any more than tv does. i was actually trying to _show up_ the possible illogicality of kate's position (ie 'i don't use it therefore...'), rather than extend it. any case the tv license is not the same thing as paying for the bbc. it's a license to have a tv set.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

What about scrapping road tax for people who drive cars? I mean, it's the *car* that's licensed?

Shoes and Shoegazeability (kate), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

and they're supposed to be chasing people without licenses who watch downloaded or live steamed TV on computers. good luck!

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Thing is, there is no educated workforce to keep this country running at the present time.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

steamed? streamed

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Thing is, there is no educated workforce to keep this country running at the present time.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), January 19th, 2007.

haha OTM

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'd sell off BBC1 and Radios 1 and 2, though. I don't see why the public needs to fund stuff that is commercially viable anyway.

Because, as I'm sure I've said here before, without them it becomes a worthy broadcaster, as anything that it does well is in danger of being sold off! Not to mention that huge hits -- like Dr Who, say -- generate tranches of cash which can then be spent on things like recording the croak of the lesser-spotted goat for some worthwhile World Service show.

Thing is, there is no educated workforce to keep this country running at the present time.
God, he's so right there. None at all. Country due to stop running ... oh, about next week, at the current rate of death. Will the last educated person please leave clear instructions about how to stop off the burny shiny thing near the top of the room thing?

stet (stet), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

Wot about the HARD WORKING FAMILIES?

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Like the Goodys?

BBC STEAMED BY FERAL NON-LICENSE PAYING GANGS: A Standard Reporter reports

Streaming will end up the key issue here; once everyone is able to pick and choose what they watch and when they watch it, payment can be adjusted accordingly so those who want the PBS-type stuff can pay for it and subsidise it at source.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Because, as I'm sure I've said here before, without them it becomes a worthy broadcaster, as anything that it does well is in danger of being sold off! Not to mention that huge hits -- like Dr Who, say -- generate tranches of cash which can then be spent on things like recording the croak of the lesser-spotted goat for some worthwhile World Service show.

I don't buy it. "Anything it does well" does not equal "commercially viable". From my perspective, there are programmes on BBC 4 that are "done well" and that are in zero danger of being commercially viable. Secondly, to argue that the mainstream stuff should be kept because it makes money for the BBC is a bit perverse when the whole point of public service broadcasting is not to be beholden to commercial pressure.

Public funding should be reserved for things that are worthwhile and yet are not catered for in a free market. A free market will never provide universal healthcare, for instance. But it will provide commercial television. On the other hand, it won't necessarily provide the stuff that BBC 2, BBC 4, Radio 3, Radio 4 etc broadcasts.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

On the other hand, to play devil's advocate to my own argument, I guess you could say that BBC2, BBC4, Radio3, Radio4 etc are mainly middle class niche interests, and yet another example of the middle classes manipulating state revenues to their own end under the bogus mantle of universal wothwhileness...

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

But then again I'm a middle class consumer of BBC 2, BBC 4, Radio 3 and Radio 4, so I won't say that...

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, and the BBC won't be able to produce those things unless their production can shelter under the wings of the large-scale commercial stuff it also does! PBS is such a good example here, as it shows exactly what you do get when you hive off the commercially successful stuff.

That aside, do you not see how the BBC 4 programmes benefit from being made at a TV production centre that also produces big-budget world-class commercial stuff? Or how having that sort of talent pool on the staff could be handy?

It's more perverse to say that because the BBC should be free of commercial pressure it shouldn't do things that are also commercially successful. The more cash it makes, the freer it is to pursue blatantly uncommercial activities.

stet (stet), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

the discussion of PBS is interesting but it exists in a radically different political culture, and there was never a bbc in the US. a non-commercial bbc that did important things well would still be the bbc.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

a non-commercial bbc that did important things well would still be the bbc.
A non-commercial BBC would not be the BBC. It would be a shell of an under-resourced TV and radio company that happened to be called BBC.

The licence fee would also be in huge danger, because how do you justify paying all that for a purely non-commercial service that makes things which, almost by definition, the vast majority of payers don't want?

stet (stet), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be quite happy to pay the BBC £130 a year just for keeping David Attenborough in a job.

I suspect Planet Earth is self-funding and then some by being flogged around the world and repeated endlessly on UKTVHistory at home.

(x-p)

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

I am agreeing with stet 100%.

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Well, yeah, it is now. But someone had to stump up the cash in the first place. Although, admittedly, the choice to fund it was probably a no-brainer as it was bound to make it's money back, and then some.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

The licence fee would also be in huge danger, because how do you justify paying all that for a purely non-commercial service that makes things which, almost by definition, the vast majority of payers don't want?

same way the tax-payer pays for the royal opera house, i guess. i probably just think the bbc should be like channel 4 in the '80s or something, not being lowest common demoninator (as they are now) and having some advertising income.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Stet, maybe you're right, I haven't totally thought it through. But it's not an argument that the BBC itself could ever publicly make - that BBC1's main role is to facilitate BBC2, BBC4 et al.!

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

It would be nice, but you might argue that their need for advertising revenue and their sustained chase after it might be what has driven Channel 4 down lowbrow hill and into the land of the lowest common denominator

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I think Australian public broadcasting might be a model for what a non-commercial BBC would look like. Their ABC = BBC2, SBS = BBC4, Radio National = Radio4, but there's no real public service commercial heavyweight like BBC 1.

Revivalist (Revivalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

lots of things that start out on BBC2 become mainstream hits though - like Little Britain (that was on radio 4 first I think) and the Apprentice etc, so it's more complicated that just "BBC1 funds all the minority channels".

Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

But it's not an argument that the BBC itself could ever publicly make - that BBC1's main role is to facilitate BBC2, BBC4 et al.!

It's not an uncommon one, all the same. Branson admitted that First-class flyers on Virgin subsidise cattle class; the Guardian's Scott Trust runs AutoTrader and the local radio stations and so on purely to pay for publishing the Guardian. The BBC's reason for existing is to be a public-service broadcaster. If it does things which aren't public-service, it's because they support that role in some way. There's nowhere else -- ie, no shareholders -- for that money to go, after all.

"BBC1 funds all the minority channels".
Yes, it is more complicated than that. It's more like "The commercial successes help fund the uncommercial work".

stet (stet), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

Can't we all just agree they can shut down BBC3?

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

No BBC3 = No Mighty Boosh? Hurumph.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

Well yes, the BBC never made any comedy shows before BBC3 came along.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

BBC Three schedule tonight

as usual, NEIN DANKE

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

Yeh, that was a stupid comment, and I apologise.

Looking at that schedule, yes, Burn BBC3. (Or maybe BBC3 = BBC1.5?)

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not going to look, but I'm guessing Little Britain, 4 episodes of Two Pints of Lager and an indepth documentary called LOL Seventies Clothes with Garry Bushell.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

And now I have looked and yes, I am awesome.

God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

New Dog Borstal stock gag about well that's on C4 at 8:30 pm kthnxbye.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

No BBC3 = No Mighty Boosh?

BAN BBC3

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

10 Million for NO TV LICENCE

Some of the comments on that group astound me. For example:

Natasha Bullbusbutt Shelford (Nottingham) wrote
at 20:04 on 16 November 2008
of corse its them I DO NOT WATCH THE BBC SO WHY AM I PAYING FOR IT??????
they are GITS it is unfair whether they get money from dvertising or not i dont care They charge me for buying a T.V to watch MY d.v.ds My home movies MY virgin media I dont use there services and dont want them.
Pete why should I pay tell me I dont pay for someone elses shopping or a half eaten loaf of bread.or diesel because I drive.

please understand its all bull--it

Bring back the BBC2 Learning Zone.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

I tend to agree with that.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

Autumn Bullbusbutt Almanac

El Tomboto, Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

what's to agree with?

conrad, Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:24 (seventeen years ago)

How does this detector van work? How does it know you are watching TV and not computer?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 December 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

xp the bit about paying for something you might not use just because you have a television.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

I find it hard to believe that someone could own a TV and not watch a MOMENT of the BBC, but for those who don't, I can understand why they would not want to pay for it. Obviously that comment is worded poorly, but the spirit of the complaint, that the system should be opt in and not opt out, and that opt out shouldn't mean forgoing your television set, is valid IMO. of course I am not british and don't know the situation all that well, so maybe there is more to it.

miss precious perfect (musically), Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44227000/jpg/_44227405_youngones6_bbcpicgall.jpg

Oh no! Its the TV detector man!

Trayce, Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:49 (seventeen years ago)

the old trick eh? eat the telly

Minister for Compression Issues (electricsound), Thursday, 11 December 2008 03:53 (seventeen years ago)

I don't have a car why should I pay for highways
I don't have kids why should I pay for schools
etc
etc
etc

Martin Van Burne, Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:01 (seventeen years ago)

People who don't use roads should not fucking pay for motorways, the end.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:17 (seventeen years ago)

We're getting a massively improved public transport system (tens of billions) and the conservative voters are sooking because the ticket price will go up. Fer fack's sake.

From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:19 (seventeen years ago)

certainly there's a distinction between a broadcasting corporation and public works and services

miss precious perfect (musically), Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)

Well, sure, but the very nature of taxes is that everyone will pay for something they, personally, don't use, so "I never use it" is an irrelevant argument against any tax-subsidized service.

Martin Van Burne, Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:27 (seventeen years ago)

People who don't use roads

When I leave my house, I tunnel to work. Occasionally I float there.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah the "I dont use it" argument isn't a good idea, because where d'you draw the line? Taxes go on all sorts of things, and I for one would rather know I dont have to pay more than $20 for my medications, can go to hospital for free, the ABC will continue to exist, etc, even if I wont ever use the schools, or much of the roads (tho I get taxis).

Trayce, Thursday, 11 December 2008 05:41 (seventeen years ago)

certainly there's a distinction between a broadcasting corporation and public works and services

THIS

I don't mind paying a tax on public services, but on someones elses ENTERTAINMENT. Please, next we'll be paying microsoft taxes because 'a lot of people use Windows'

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 11 December 2008 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

That basically already happens. Powerpoint is a helluva drug.

TOMBOT, Thursday, 11 December 2008 08:28 (seventeen years ago)

The BBC is far more than an entertainment service.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

Also re: the facebook group LOFUCKINGL at students bitching about paying the licence fee. They'll be complaining they've got nowhere to park their cars in a minute.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)

The BBC is far more than an entertainment service.

whatever, still doesn't change my point.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

See also: most decent record shops closing because of students bitching about having to pay for CDs when they can download them for free.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

society is in the gutter

penice (velko), Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

In our day kids used to kick a CD in the street.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

The BBC is far more than an entertainment service.

whatever, still doesn't change my point.

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, December 11, 2008 9:17 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

I thought your point was...

I don't mind paying a tax on public services, but on someones elses ENTERTAINMENT.

But please to elucidate further.

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:33 (seventeen years ago)

My suspicions are the BBC would change quite considerably for the worse were they to scrap the license fee. I don't quite understand why other media organisations persist in calling for it when it would spread advertising spend even more thinly in a declining market.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 December 2008 09:54 (seventeen years ago)

Because they don't think things through?

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:01 (seventeen years ago)

Unless the various vested interests - Sky, GCap and so forth - think that no advertiser would ever want to spend money advertising on the BBC and thus force the organisation's closure but that really is Christmas Fairyland thinking.

Still, I suppose the Sun and Mail have to have something to react against - otherwise, what would be the point of them existing?

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:01 (seventeen years ago)

TS - putting your ad in the middle of Doctor Who vs whatever shite is on Sky One at the same time.

Matt DC, Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

Unless Sky buys Doctor Who of course...

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:15 (seventeen years ago)

You don't think Futurama repeats can compete?

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:18 (seventeen years ago)

If the BBC suddenly had to raise money from commercial breaks, ITV would be even more fucked than it is now.

snoball, Thursday, 11 December 2008 10:54 (seventeen years ago)

Surely the time is coming when you will have advertising during programmes, a bit like a web page

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

I'm suprised it hasn't happened yet

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:01 (seventeen years ago)

already has in the US

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

Unless the various vested interests - Sky, GCap and so forth - think that no advertiser would ever want to spend money advertising on the BBC and thus force the organisation's closure but that really is Christmas Fairyland thinking.

cf. the massive jump in the share prices of M6 and TF1 when President Sarkozy said that he would issue a decree banning the french equivalent of the BBC, France Televisions, from advertising in prime time.

Ed, Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

already has in the US

OK, I didn't know that, we'll get it here soon enough

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/1312/19/s657376784_5148.jpg

Is this woman doing the old "half a face against a mirror" trick?

Seanadams Molloy (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)

It's what made the BBC great

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/turquoisemoleeater/misc/harry_worth.jpg

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:12 (seventeen years ago)

cf. the massive jump in the share prices of M6 and TF1 when President Sarkozy said that he would issue a decree banning the french equivalent of the BBC, France Televisions, from advertising in prime time.

ding ding ding ding

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

le ding le ding le ding, you mean

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

dingue, man, crazy

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 December 2008 11:32 (seventeen years ago)

^^^that woman.

Managed to get out of paying it for 10 years and was all set to go to court and state my case, but it doesn't work like that!

?

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

In our day kids used to kick a CD in the street.

In my day we used to kick students in the street.

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

the bbc is great. the 'but i never use it' must be the strawiest of straw men ever.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

you don't like the welfare state but you like two pints of lager and a packet of crisps

conrad, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

i've never watched the welfare state.

that two pints fella wants shooting, though.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:55 (seventeen years ago)

Everyone connected with that show wants shooting

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)

Sky is around £480 a year. Far better value for money!

Even just buying The Sun every day is £65 a year.

No wonder Murdoch is doing so well.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

how much is the licence fee? does everyone have to pay it?

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 12:57 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know, I've never paid it.

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:00 (seventeen years ago)

my mum pays mine too

conrad, Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

I think it's about £120.

dj onimotian (onimo), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

more like £140

conrad, Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

Currently £139.50 per year for colour, £47 for black & white.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

They still sell black and white tellies?

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

Yes

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

^^^Xmas for the kids sorted!

Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

Any kids worth their salt nowadays wouldn't be happy unless it was a 108" LCD screen telly with built-in Youtube.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:23 (seventeen years ago)

in my day we used to kick tv licence inspectors in the street.

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 December 2008 13:48 (seventeen years ago)

> Surely the time is coming when you will have advertising during programmes, a bit like a web page

they already have popups on virgin one telling you what's coming next about 2 minutes from the end of the program (ie during the climax). and bbc have been doing this during the end titles for a while (spoiling the doctor who closing theme for instance). i have also seen teasers in the other corner from the channel id (another bugbear) advertising upcoming shows, logos that tend to rotate and flash, logos that are there for an entire week prior to whatever it is they are advertising.

koogs, Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Of course, but real advertising, for baked beans or something I meant

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)

For financing two series of The Young Ones I agree BBC license fees ought to be gleefully paid by every breathing mammal on the planet, but in practical terms, how do these mysterious detector vans bust you if you're watching TV on a laptop?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:43 (seventeen years ago)

spoiling the doctor who closing theme for instance)

murray gold beat them to this tho

Yeltsin vs Predalien (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

The government intends to discuss whether a TV licence fee is the right way to fund the BBC as early as next year, five years before the end of its charter.

Jeremy Hunt, the culture secretary, told Media Guardian that the coalition is "committed to the principle that the BBC should have a ringfenced pot of money over a multi-year period" and stressed his support for the BBC and its independence.

However, he believes changing viewing habits, with an increasing number of people watching TV content online, will make the annual charge for television ownership obsolete sooner rather than later. "We also recognise, as technology changes, we may need to adapt the way it's collected. It is not going to be possible to have a tax every time anyone buys a computer."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jun/14/bbc-licence-fee-jeremy-hunt

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 June 2010 07:49 (sixteen years ago)

a ringfenced pot of money

£4.50

over a multi-year period

till 2012

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Monday, 14 June 2010 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Pointless reorganisation if you're going to 'be given a fixed sum of money from the government to cover any initial losses', ffs:

The growing use of the internet for viewing has made licensing TV sets outdated, according to right-wing think tank the Adam Smith Institute.

The BBC's current TV services could still exist with more flexible methods of funding, its report adds.

The report singles out the success of Sky with its subscription model, adding that the BBC could have "the global presence of a Hollywood studio but with a wider range of output".

It recommends the BBC begins to look at how it could raise funds through subscription in 2012, and that licence fee payers be given the option to stop paying their fees two years after that.

The BBC should be given a fixed sum of money from the government to cover any initial losses, it suggests.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-10815162

James Mitchell, Monday, 2 August 2010 08:03 (fifteen years ago)

Another article in the Sunday Times proposing something along similar lines (he now makes programmes for C4, but was a former BBC producer, just to give this legitimacy), but on a slightly diff angle in that many were prosecuted for not being able to pay, as if he cared.

Not reorganisation, but more like another step toward privatization: chip a bit here and there etc

xyzzzz__, Monday, 2 August 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)

The Sunday Times article was by David Graham, who wrote the Adam Smith Institute report.

The other article about BBC pensions was similarly hilarious.

James Mitchell, Monday, 2 August 2010 10:02 (fifteen years ago)

Would love to read that Sunday Times article but unfortunately it's hidden behind their paywall WHICH IS ALMOST AS EXPENSIVE AS THE ENTIRE BBC LICENSE FEE.

Matt DC, Monday, 2 August 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

Yes but if you don't like it Matt, you can take your business elsewhere. Unlike the dirty communist BBC.

ledge, Monday, 2 August 2010 10:13 (fifteen years ago)

Just call me a filthy pirate.

James Mitchell, Monday, 2 August 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)

LOL at MDC #heresoneitweetedearlier

stoic newington (suzy), Monday, 2 August 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)


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