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― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And the problem is...?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

blows you off?

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

THE PROBLEM IS THAT IF I EXPECT AN EVENING OF FINE WINE, RISK AND COITAL BLISS IN THE MOONLIGHT AND YOU CANCEL OUR PLANS AT THE LAST MINUTE YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it's been far too long since a doe-eyed lass blew me off

― Tony Mitchington (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Uncle Nick; tell our friend the specific emergency action one takes in such situations.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Saturday, 24 January 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not sure I remember.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Filthiness

― @d@mo "1"ington (nordicskilla), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i've hard a girl doing this to be for a month now. breaking plans every goddamn time only to insist we get together "early next week" and then not call and then send an email apologizing and saying "this weekend i really wanna hang out" and everyfucking time i'm like "oh, that's okay. sure that sounds good. talk to you then" but i don't. because she breaks plans at the last goddamn minute. and 2 weeks ago i got picked-up by a girl who seems intent on doing the same - left me standing around like an idiot twice i am so pissed off about this.

i've stopped returning their calls/emails after having enough last wednesday.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ideally, I want to have sex with her and then tell her she's a jerk.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum got into an American university?

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

There's this thing called alcohol.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I totally understand, Jon, except in my case, she was dough-eyed.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

As in cookie dough. Chocolate chip cookie dough.. all over her eyes. She made little pupils out of the chocolate chips.

It was a bit weird.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.craigscookiejars.com/craigscookiejars/la_pot_face.jpg
you don't bring me flowers anymore, db!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yargh! http://www.craigscookiejars.com/craigscookiejars/la_pot_face.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 24 January 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

yes. sex was my objective aswell. but i realize now that it requires far too much work. much more than usual. had she eyes of nugget however it may be a different story.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon: Call her, and very bluntly ask if she's going to fulfill your needs. If she says yes, give her the benefit of the doubt.

(i have learned to seduce girls through homemade pasta sauce, quesadillas and potluck dinnners.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

She did tell me to call her. Maybe she was put off by how drunk I was last night?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Were you drunk enough to think sex ON THE RISK BOARD would be a good idea?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

bad idea, you'll be shitting calvalry for a week.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"hey jon, what's this...stain on Siam?"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Semantic differences between UK and US colloquial sex slang: Classic or Dud?

"So she gave me oral sex and then asked me to phone her the next day; it's unfair, I feel so used!"

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha
i've done that¡ (risk board sex, not the sitting cavalry thing)
but it did take me forever to clean up.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic: The Smothering

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 25 January 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate this, especially when it's like "no, not tonight, but ask me again."

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic: The Flaking

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

you're all ignoring the root of the problem: the girl jon wants to pork is not his interweb stalker.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

's no fun if she already likes you.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 25 January 2004 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The two separate tales could unexpectedly conjoin into a very happy ending.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 25 January 2004 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A friend told me that she had to meet this girl tonight because she'd been "blowing her off all week". My inner child made me giggle like a girl.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Sunday, 25 January 2004 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It means that you are her "back up" option and she's been lucking out so far

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 25 January 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a thread a few months ago about being stood up. Sometimes people have a legitimate reason. Sometimes they're jerking you around. (Whatever happened to that anonymous poster dating the bloke with the black eye anyway?) Need actual details, rather than just vague demands about wanting to have sex.

― the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What's a legit reason?

― Silly Sailor (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 25 January 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to remember what the bloke said in that other thread. He was ill or he had to work overtime or his car broke down or something like that.

― the river fleet, Sunday, 25 January 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread, too

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 25 January 2004 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

so what reasons would a person have to repeatedly jerk around seemingly decent folks like myself and jon¿

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 25 January 2004 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)

if you take shit people will give it. they might not even realize it's shit they're giving you. so don't take it.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Good news! I blew her off last night!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I should also note that you shouldn't give shit either.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Good news! I blew her off last night!
-- Jon Williams (william...), January 25th, 2004.

I should also note that you shouldn't give shit either.
-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...), January 25th, 2004.

Ouch. My dirty mind has helped both of these messages hurt my head.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

ignore anothony's last remark. i applaud you jon - welcome to the dark side.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 25 January 2004 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You'll know you've won when everyone hates each other.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

How dirty is my apartment allowed to be when said lass comes over? The bed is is unmade and there's piles of music making shit EVERYWHERE. Also, some button up shirts and gloves and hats on the couch. The floor is a little muddy (and linoleum) and dusty.

Also, who knows what the kitchen looks like.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

How dirty is my apartment allowed to be when said lass comes over?

Not at all. Start cleaning.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

clean up the dirty clothes & dishes. clutter is okay, filth is not.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in a UNIX lab, not at home, you insensitive clod.

I'm like 3 years older and wiser than her though. Doesn't the fact that I'm a PUNK ROCKER make it ok to have broken guitar strings and dust bunnies everywhere ok?

Mental note: throw something over used condoms in trash!

Ian, the clothing is semi clean, but not put away

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in a UNIX lab, not at home, you insensitive clod.

GRR. ;-)

Ian's clutter vs. filth point is well taken. And for heaven's sake scrub up the bathroom a bit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

oh fuckkkkkkkk the bathroom!

I better finish this project instead of posting on ILX!!!!!

http://www.belarusaid.co.uk/dirty%20toilet.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Does my "eclectic decor" make up for the fact that I live in a cement and tile shithole with salt licks all over the floors?

― Jon Williams has a fucking posseeeeeeeeeeeeeee (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Just put on some black lights and throw some glowy tapestries around and spark up some nag champa and say "d00000d" a lot.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

LISTEN THIS IS A BORING COLLEGE RADIO INDIE DUMB FUCK GIRL THAT WON'T WORK. MY ROOM LOOKS LIKE A BOREDOMS ALBUM COVER MEETS TAD'S REHEARSAL SPACE.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Woah! Yr room sounds bitchin! Don't change a thing!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

jon: your problems with women may stem from the fact that you refer to them publicly as "boring college radio indie dumb fuck girl[s]"

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

At least they aren't emo.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

or worse, emo plaid girl[s]¡

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:13 (twenty-two years ago)

jon: your problems with women may stem from the fact that you refer to them publicly as "boring college radio indie dumb fuck girl[s]"

-- Ian Johnson

He has a point there you know.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

SHE LISTENS TO HOT HOT HEAT AND THE POSTAL SERVICE

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams in loudly not getting any shockah!

xoxo; you know i love you, jon. WHEN IS YR SPRING BREAK? we should go to North Carolina. we can stay in our own apartment, hunting the local gash.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

North Carolina? I think I am going to Spain and Greece

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"She listens to the wrong bands!" sounds like somthing a "boring college radio indie dumb fuck" might say. Maybe you guys are meant for each other after all.

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

There are other reasons to want to pork people other than their taste in music.

HER DELICIOUS SWEATER MELONS FOR EXAMPLE!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"local gash"

"sweater melons"

SO why you guys not gettin it again?

― omg, Sunday, 25 January 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.coby.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/roffle/other/paul.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Americans shouldnt even be aware of the presence of Ann Widdecombe, its bad enough we have to, cleanse yourself man

― Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, this all reminds me of Jon's comment that The Postal Service has exhibited "audio AIDS". Maybe he's afraid of catching Boring Indie Rock HIV.

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I WILL WHISPER THE LYRICS TO "SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS" INTO HER SWEET EARS.

Also, we're going for Scrabble + Coffee instead of RISK.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i am playing scrabble with ladiez tonight too, jon.

ILX massive: please place bets on who gets more action.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

This girl doesn't drink anything stronger than TEA.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

We played Scrabble and I won. That's it! Now I just got a booty call from someone else though and I'm feeling guilty!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

This girl doesn't drink anything stronger than TEA.
This is where you introduce her to girly drinks then. Err, well, again though, I'm not sure that it would help that much...

― lyra (lyra), Monday, 26 January 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I could convince her to drink wine while we play RISK.

maybe some SEX later!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Wine + RISK = Indie Grl Action

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 26 January 2004 05:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Wtf? You ppl deserve to get stood up!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 26 January 2004 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's mine oh mine
I need a girl in my life

― m diddy (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

what's up with 'doe-eyed' being the description of choice at the moment? is it deer season or something?

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Man I wish I had played some Scrabble last night too instead of watching CON AIR*

*marvellous

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

con air is so so great.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the ending is lame - how come Buscemi lucks out? he was a monster!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

It was good but bear in mind I've seen INDEPDENCE DAY recently so have vvv high standards to live up to. John Cusack is grebt innee? I assume they were setting up a sequel with Buscemi on the old gaming tales. CON COPTER, or something.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrabble makes a good pre-gettin-it-on game cuz you can spell out sexy innuendo with your triple word scores.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

fear satan + scrabble + wine = humpin

― Chris V (Chris V), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

good idea Sarah. CON SEA might be fun - a prison ship collides with luxury cruiser in heavy fog prompting captives to hijack cruiser, but it's not like Under Siege cos there are civilians involved, and it's not like Speed 2: Cruise Control because....that was several years ago now.

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 26 January 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Cusack quoting Dostoyevsky!

― Enrique (Enrique), Monday, 26 January 2004 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I spelled WANDS! She nearly got QUIXOTIC onto *TWO* triple word scores but haed to settle for QUINTET on one of them. Also, DEER was played.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 26 January 2004 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

fear satan + scrabble + wine = humpin

And that's before you add the edible body paint.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 26 January 2004 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

DOZEN on a triple word score was my best move of the night. I did not get ass.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 26 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

DEAR ILX,

MY LIFE IS A FUCKING MESS.

THIS VERY GIRL AND I WERE BOTH AWAKE SO WE WATCHED "DIRTY DANCING" AROUND 3 AM. THEN WE MADE OUT AND SNUGGLED TILL 6 AM. THEN SHE THREW ME OUT. IT IS 6:30 AM. I AM GOING TO GO GET A BAGEL, GO HOME JERK OFF, MAYBE SLEEP, GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE, BUY BOOZE, DRINK BOOZE, REPEAT THE BOOZE UNTIL IT IS TIME FOR THE "BIG GAY PARTY", GO TO PARTY, DRINK BOOZE + DO LINES IN THE BATHROOM, FUCK SOMEONE, PASS OUT, GET TESTED FOR STDS.

THIS FUCKING BLOWS. I AM CONVINCED SHE ONLY MAKES OUT WITH ME TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT HERSELF. ARGH.

― JW, BROKEN HEARTS AND BLUE BALLS! (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

did you tell her she was a jerk?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I was like "I'm kinda upset" when she asked if I was ok. Also, due to our past history of making out a few times and then nothing else happening (ie: NOT DATING) and general weirdness, I did NOT IN THE LEAST initiate the making out. I literally had to beat her off me. She kept on tickling me and poking me and pushing me. Granted, I did allow myself to be seated on her bed for DIRTY DANCING so I might of had it coming!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"how can i grow if you won't let me blow?"

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

so no risk, then?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to put on "such great heights" and laugh my ass off right now

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

NO RISK/...2E ALSO THIS GIRL IS A VIRGIN AND 19 YEARS OLD. GIVEN MY EXPERIENCE WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

that you have a lot in common?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i haven never been with any 19 year old virgins. plenty of 23 year old virgins though. give her a few years

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

SHE'LL BE REALLY GOOD THOUGH, I MEAN THIS WAS SOME GOOD DRY HUMPING!!!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.boonesanimals.com/images/battlestar-gallatica.jpg

↑ THEY ARE DRY HUMPING!!!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/hatedforluving/myhomepage/sig.gif
↑ BEST DRY HUMPER EVER

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

― jw, Friday, 9 April 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

dude! you must follow eYe's words and rise above silly human interaction. the solar heavens are your only concern. take some mushrooms and give your soul to the solar entity. but don't be like icarus.

vision + creation = new sun

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I met a girl from Alaska who really likes Boredoms and is an art student! But she doesn't seem very interested in me.

http://i.myspace.com/96/95/355969/1702363_l.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

She's fetishizing Brando and Dean, you don't have a chance in hell.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 9 April 2004 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that really her? I am excited in a kind of disapproving way about this being the start of a trend. From now on, people should only be allowed to post about crushes and other people in their personal lives if they accompany it with a photo, I think.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

That's some other girl I fancy.

Nick, I support your policy.

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

The girl from Alaska, I know. I am following.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Does she smell of fish?

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

http://i.myspace.com/31/24/484213/6742336_l.jpg

^ girl who gave me blue ballz

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

of course. the double whammy. xposties.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Go for the Alaskan girl. You're better than Dean.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't even know what is supposed to mean. i guess i should be insulted? :_(

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Wrong Dean, sorry.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't montgomery clift gay?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that Jon Williams has any contact with girls mystifies me.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon Williams = most likely fake on this bitch. Don't worry about him, Manders

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Baz takes care of his own.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait but tons of people have met me!!!!!!!

gygax
ian
hstencil
geeta
lauren

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

lucky them.

― mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you have a head like a manatee you dumb cunt!!!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Only a head?

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"ACID POLICE" IS *MY* "HOT FOR TEACHER"

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

LEAVE MY GAWDDAMM MANATEES ALONE!

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

What dean said.

― mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/spinners11702/miscpics/manatee.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

omfg that is beautiful, i *has* to be from Florida, a demented anti-pink-flamingo.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I was just saying that your body is more likely to resemble that of a manatee.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

manatee = alf + turd

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Whether or not I have the head OR body of a manatee is irrelevant, though, isn't it?

I just want to know what girls find so attractive about Jon Williams. Let's see a picture of this studly nightshade.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think so. Your weight can give us insight into why you are jealous of Jon's sexual prowess.

Jon's hot ass is all over ILX.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dean/jon who exactly peed in your Cheerios today? You are all mental. What is with insecure guys feeling they have the right to comment on any women's body? how big is your dick? shall we publically speculate about it because we don't like something you said? compare your balls to amoebae?

let's say i am the FATTEST person and the UGLIEST person on the whole fucking planet. What does it say about you people to throw around insults about it?

And what is with calling Mandee a cunt?

AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I have nothing against his sexual prowess.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still boggling at "I bet you have a head like a manatee".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mandee was being a cunt, frankly. And who gives a fuck, its the internet and I have no idea who she is or what she looks like. GET A LIFE

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

ironing. etc

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Blah blah let's go back to slagging Jon again about his dating situation then ... etc etc yawn.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I AM GOING TO FUCK DUDES TONIGHT AND DRINK WHISKEY

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, I have nothing against you really - it just seems that your behavior (on this forum, at least) wouldn't ever be something that I could imagine someone even 19 fancying. 14 or 15, really. I'm just wondering what it is about you that makes girls like you. Like I said, the fact that you seem to have so many girl problems and etc. etc. mystifies me.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, I should correct myself. The fact that you have girl problems makes sense.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you have the left ankle of a numbat you dumb nutsack!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear.
*runs away*

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(haha I was about to post "Mandee, would you like to rethink that last post?")

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I totally lost my brain for a minute.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, my behavior on this forum?????????????? Or things I say I do in real life?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ivyhall.district96.k12.il.us/4th/kkhp/KodaysKids/3KodaysKids/grfx/manatee.gif

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Mandee is just mad that she looks like a manatee!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not angry, full stop.

― Mandee, Friday, 9 April 2004 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It is good to be pleased with your manatee-like appearance! Its what inside that matters!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon is diggin' on manatee skins.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, the inside of a manatee looks like the inside of anyone else. There's just much more of it.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.xtalwind.net/~cfa/5idle.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

There are drugs you can take for ADD. I recommend arsenic.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

people in acting differently online than they do in real life shocker.

ps - blue ballz girl is hot. now i get why you put up with the death cab for cutie thing.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

She giggles too much.... :/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

(but mandee is definitely no manatee, k?)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

the manatee is its own beauteous concept, and should not be sullied by anthropomorphizing it. the manatee is like one of Plato's ideal forms (of the sea).

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm with Lauren. Her eye is cute! And half of a cheek.

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

(blue balls girl, that is)

― dean! (deangulberry), Friday, 9 April 2004 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The way to any girl's heart is posting their photos on internet message boards.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 9 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i would also like to say:

where is jon finding all of these girls?

on a side note:

where can i find some?

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

COLLEGE

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, i am in college

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

where?

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

uni of illinois

35,000 fucking people

― todd swiss (eliti), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you probably go to one of the few worse places than here, sorry brah!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, Mr Fancy KPants, how come I am not on your list of ilxors who have met you??

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i love these threads. i hope jon continues having girl problems for my own entertainment's sake.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 9 April 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I MET U? i was on drugz

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

enjoy it now jonny boy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it only gets worse once you leave college

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i am already balding

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

so was i at your age

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, how old are you? 21? 23?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

22, it was actually worse a few years ago when I thought being vegan was important and relevent... now i am healthy

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

anyway, seriously, my advice to you: NEVER LEAVE COLLEGE

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

EVER

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.drchernoff.com/images/scalpred.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

that poor bastard

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a little headfucked that Jon is 4 years older than I'd assumed.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

just wait til the PAUNCH shows up. that's a bleak morn

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I WAS CHIEF SYSTEMS PROGRAMMER FOR A 150+ PERSON FIRM FOR A WHILE?

yea I AM STILL THINK AND VIRILE

MY PENIS IS SO HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAIT WHEWDHBJKASD

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

huggy penis?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

he didnt get enough love as a child

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure he had more than his fair share.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

mandee cant be a manatee cuz it would be impossible to type with flippers, unless she has a helper monkey or something. duh!

― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

jon williams told me his secret for getting girls. it's to send them animated gifs, and act like you're on speed and acid all the time. so far this has not worked for me, but i hung out with a girl i ran into at the park (who i had a class with earlier in the year and saw at NO FUN FEST and LUNGFISH shows and MAMOUN'S), and then nicole called me tonight and we are supposed to go out tomorrow night to do something.

his advice??? working perhaps. it may just be the springtime making me amorous and thus more outgoing. (i nominate "amorous" as my second favorite adjective, after "creepy.")

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 04:05 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm how does jon get girls? could it be possible that there are girls just as fucked in the head--to put it kindly--as him?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 April 2004 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

jon gets girls by sending them animated gifs and acting like he's on speed&acid all the time! he is enormously extroverted when he's socially comfortable and/or drunk.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I, and I think everyone else, has known guys who were complete tools but very outgoing, and consequently got many girls. One friend in particular would make aggressive come-ons to EVERY girl he came in contact with: 95% would tell him to get lost, but hey, 5 %.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 April 2004 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

jon: you're OK?

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 10 April 2004 10:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not a tool who comes on to people. I just go BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

that is lame. you sat through dirty dancing and all.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this thread seems to be based upon this idea that girls are extremely secure.

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

not when jon's around, apparently.

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I was pleasantly surprised with Dirty Dancing!

I liked the part where the old white dude talks to the old black dude about how he feel "all this is coming to an end" at the pagent thing near the end of the movie.

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how people say they like things when they don't.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't HATE Dirty Dancing at all!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I meant Dean. I haven't seen it in years. The annoying music will live on in my heart forever though.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, I do like it actually. That's why I said that I liked it. It's not hard to follow.

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.not_cate_e_tati.blogger.com.br/dirty-dancing02.jpg

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAVE TWO POSSIBLY CONFLICTING PSEUDO-DATES TONIGHT.

TS: MATZOH BALL SOUP WITH ANNA & CARA VS. UNKNOWN HANGING OUT WITH NICOLE?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Go with Nicole.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 10 April 2004 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like how this thread seems to be based upon this idea that girls are extremely secure.

that is what i was getting at.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I know. I like it (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Saturday, 10 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

and actually I wasn't even referring to jon specifically, but now that I think about it pretending to be on drugs and going BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH all the time is practically the dictionary definition of a tool.

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

BUY FANCY TROUSERS B4 HANGING OUT WITH NICOLE.

OOPS: I don't pretend to be on drugs! I just talk a lot.

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

are you calling your pal Ian a liar?

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 10 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

n gets girls by sending them animated gifs and acting like he's on speed&acid all the time! he is enormously extroverted when he's socially comfortable and/or drunk.
-- Ian Johnson (johni72...) (webmail), April 10th, 2004 4:27 AM. (orion) (later) (link)

I ACT like I'm on drugs but in no way pass myself of as actually being on drugs!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i think people who wonder how jon gets girls have never really been into hardcore

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

There's an extra "who" there.

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

porn or fugazi?, there are some really cute girls into hardacore music, but none of them would be ionterested uin me because i do not have enough peircings for us to conect magnetically.

who?

― 1993, Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate girls really into hardcore. At least around here! I think half the teen pregnancies in the suburbs here are the result of dumb girls fucking dudes in bands!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

really? most of the teen pregnancies round here and white girls getting themselves some black dick , at least that would explain all the single mothers with brown babies, sorry if this sounds racist, i am not withe, i am chinese/spanish/jamacan mix.

― 1993, Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You're not Peter Withe? That's good, as I'd have to take you to task over your terrible stewardship of WFC in the early 90s.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i think people who wonder how jon gets girls have never really been into hardcore

Are hardcore girls super-easy, or are hardcore guys just that studly?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do punk rock guys go out with new wave girls?

― Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

so they can have punk wave kids?

mark, - i have no idea what you type about, maybee you area s pissed as me.

― 1993, Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Or are all hardcore guys grade a jerks that make Jon look good by comparison?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Saturday, 10 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that even possible?

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 10 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

it's impossible to explain how or in what way, but jess is totally correct with the comment re: hardcore girls; they are their own breed of weird.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it's not even that they're easy just that they find the whole rah tah NOW I AM IN ALL CAPS zoom zoom zoom you are teh suck [picture of man miling a goat] thing irresitable

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

(and yes you can translate that surprisingly easily into the real world)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Then we went to our friend Jesse's house and drank a lot of alcohol until 11pm. Activiites included shooting out streetlamps with BB guns, driving around as if we were in a chase scene in a movie, Vern falling on his face into a mud puddle. Oh, what fun!" - Unwound tour diary, Error magazine, 1999.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

IS "JESSE" A MISSPELLING OF "JESS", JESS?

ARE YOU UNWOUND'S SECRET LURVER?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i am you know

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually missed the last unwound show by a matter of days when i moved to olympia

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, that explains how my friend Austin manages to spend more than five minutes in the company of gurls.

He has a huge ugly mohawk, seems to oppose bathing on a fundamental level and has the fashion sense of post-mortem Sid Vicious - but "rah tah NOW I AM IN ALL CAPS zoom zoom zoom you are teh suck [picture of man miling a goat]" is his personality at its essence.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe we dont care enough to try

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I at least, don't think that HATEBREED is a good band!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Christ the world is an evil and wrong place.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Sunday, 11 April 2004 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Lauren OTM way upthread. Jon is a very sweet and polite guy! :-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 11 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we're almost a couple? We've been seeing each other a lot and smooching?

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

have you seen her without her makeup?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, I don't think so? She doesn't wear much though

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i thought this was a c-man thread

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

wee

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

a couple of what?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

ken, there really isnt much difference between a c-man thread and a jon williams thread to tell you the truth.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

thats mean, jons ok, come on.

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Jon's threads are a hoot, personally. Maybe it's because they're so recognizably "college" but so foreign from my personal experience of college.

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah yeah, it was mean.

i guess he is not as bad as c-man, but on par with aja.

― todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like Foo Fighters

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

what?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, my other friend won't tell me what she writes on her livejournal :(((

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, you don't like "Everlong" by Foo Fighters?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it well enough.

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

I've been told of this thread, and now I have seen it. For the record.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

my gf listens to hot hot heat and the postal service and she's lovely.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i think this thread is amazing.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee just made a joke about the manatee thing on AIM tonight, so voila.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 15 October 2004 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

― sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Friday, 15 October 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread makes me sad.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 October 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I still hate this.

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 15 October 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Who knew I could envy Jon?

― R.H.E.T.O.R.I.B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 15 October 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.bcpl.net/~mljones/images/P146.jpg
ihttp://www.bcpl.net/~mljones/images/P130.jpg
http://www.bcpl.net/~mljones/images/P146.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

jon plz post more about your liaisons with corny indie fuxxx.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i only lust after WEEN and PINK FLOYD fans now.

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i take back everything i said on this thread.

― t0dd swiss, Friday, 7 January 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/Simeon_ManateeLove3.jpg http://3d-decoupage.com/images/52131_ManateeLove_Pg71_WEB.jpg http://www.manateelovesociety.com/art/manatee_logo-purple.jpg

― Internet Nice Guy (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

why is newanswers.php slow?!!?

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

IS SHE A FAETTY BITCH OR DO YOU LOVE HER???

― lol, Friday, 7 October 2005 11:55 (twenty years ago)

easily one of the best threads ever.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 October 2005 12:33 (twenty years ago)

There were a bunch like this:

WOMEN OF ILX: If some random sketchy dude handed you a note that said "HI UR CUET PLZ CALL ME"...

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Revive!

OK, so I went on two dates with this girl who is:

4 years younger
Much posher
Probably too good looking to date me
Probably somewhat more traditional views on dating/relationships

However, we hit it off and she left me an email before Thanksgiving (in response to an email asking if she wanted to hang out the night before we went home) indicating that she* would call me after she got back from break. She emailed me Monday night, told me about her break, but no mention of calling, hanging out, wanting to see me etc. The closest I got to anything like that was that she mentioned that she was "just hanging out" until her big photo shoot Wednesday.

Now, I have decided that I don't want to seem overeager/pushy so I have not replied to her email nor called her. She has never initiated a phone call to me ever. So I'm thinking on waiting until after the weekend to call her (unless I hear from her). Is that too long? Also, my ex is visiting this weekend, so I totally can't imply that I am boning my ex. I really don't want to come across like a Nicholas Cage character so playing it cool is urgent/key.

Also, we have not addressed the fact that I want to bag her; although I did try to lure her back to my place last time we hung out (drunk at Sunday brunch). We hug hi and bye now.

OK, go.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

"posher"

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

it's kate, jon, isn't it.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

you can tell us.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

be a man.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

it's kate, jon, isn't it.

Does "posher" mean "filled with more cottage cheese"?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

ideally.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

Kate isn't 4 years younger than me and I don't have horsehair! Also, this girl goes to temple at least once a month. WTF

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i don't know how old kate is or what religion she is! who do i look like, jaymc?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Kate looks like a fat old broad. Go read one of those WDYLL threads!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

nein danke.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, back to my original point...

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

anyway, i don't think the weekend is too long to wait.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah dude just play it cool/safe
definitely for the best

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

especially if you're gonna be getting some from your ex this weekend, wtf? don't be greedy!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

wait are you actually going to bone your ex or not

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Yea, maybe sunday night or monday afternoon? I want to go to this at moma

http://www.tate.org.uk/liverpool/exhibitions/janetcardiff/

xpost, yea the ex and I are feeling things out even though she lives in B0st0n.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:07 (twenty years ago)

monday afternoon seems good.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

oh well yeah i guess i'd just try to play it safe and stay out of posh girl's way, and kind of ignore her ,while your ex is around. then when your ex leaves you can call her if she hasn't gotten in touch by then

so basically, yeah, what jess just said

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Ex in town through Sunday night now :x

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Well I haven't replied

― GET EQUIPPED WITH A GOOD EXCUSE (ex machina), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

save yourself for val3ry.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Monday, 5 December 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

"just hanging out" = "i'm bored, please call me before i bone someone else out of sheer desperation"

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 5 December 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

tracer otm.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

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When a doe-eyed lass blows you off one night only to insist that you call her the next

SHE LISTENS TO HOT HOT HEAT AND THE POSTAL SERVICE