This mountain is getting her! And we're getting EXCELSIOR! Get it?!

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005 2:18 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

3/5 of a person = doing better than Morrissey!

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), June 20th, 2005 8:10 PM. (nabisco) (link)

-- scirrp ridd (adsh...), June 20th, 2005 8:15 AM. (1 trackback)

Answers

This thread has been locked by a minister, a rabbi and a priest.

-- Aimless (aimles...), June 20th, 2005 8:49 AM.
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No

-- ggggg (gggggggg...), June 20th, 2005 8:50 AM.
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This thread has been locked by a minstrel, a rabbit, and Judas Priest.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), June 20th, 2005 9:21 AM.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 20th, 2005 6:40 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) ([email protected]), June 20th, 2005 3:54 PM. (Gear!)

Yes, my dear?

back to funny

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected])

Shut up!

Ok, that's enough.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), June 21st, 2005 12:59 PM. (tracerhand) (later)

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005. (link)

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...)

Hey Bary!!!

-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...), June 21st, 2005 3:34 PM. (Chris V) (later)

-- Drew Daniel, June 21st, 2005 12:29 PM.

Indie pop sucks anyway. How many albums could Steve Marriott sell being on Merge? not enough to be Steve Winwood!

-- Gabe Tonkin (gabe...), June 21st, 2005.

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Hahaha!
-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), June 21st, 2005.

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"Indie pop sucks anyway. How many albums could Steve Marriott sell being on Merge? not enough to be Steve Winwood!"
Is no one else laughing at this??!

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), June 21st, 2005.

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Is no one else laughing at this??!

Alex,

What is really funny about the way a major label conquers an indie label? Could Steven Marriott have been the genius to beat Steve Winwood? We will never know because his label could not promote in order to have an album on the order of "Back in the High Life."

If you want to laugh, pick out a topic that doesn't affect artist's lives.

-- Gabe Tonkin (gabe...), June 21st, 2005.

-- Gabe Tonkin (gabe...), June 21st, 2005 11:19 AM.

(List your answers.)

-- Frank Kogan (edcasua...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005. (link)

-- A Nairn (moreta...), June 21st, 2005 6:00 PM. (moretap) (later)

Hahahahahaha "talent"!

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 21st, 2005 6:03 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

"I can tapdance, play the piano and be gay."

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 21st, 2005 6:03 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

I cry if I don't have an orgasm.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 7:12 AM. (link)

Hahhaha! You are male so you don't count. (Ouch!@)
-- Orbit ([email protected]) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 7:13 AM. (link)

I'm male? Since when?
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 7:14 AM. (link)

Really? Always thought you were. I'm female also. Let's bond.
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 7:15 AM. (link)

Only if I can have an orgasm.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), June 21st, 2005 7:15 AM. (link)

-- The Sensational Sulk (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...) (webmail), June 15th, 2005. (link)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2005. (link)

-- RJG (RJ...), June 22nd, 2005. (RJG) (later)

"Love Cats" by the Cure came on as I opened this thread!

WTF is going on????

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Charo must love this drum.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 22nd, 2005 12:52 PM. (Dan Perry)

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Because lord knows Charo like fucking monekys.
-- PappaWheelie (pappawheeli...), June 22nd, 2005 12:54 PM. (PappaWheelie)

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that's the worst palindrome i've seen today
-- kingfish (jdsalmo...), June 22nd, 2005. (Kingfish) (link)

she should have covered "life is a highway"

-- strng hlkngtn (or.i.can...), June 22nd, 2005 6:58 PM.

-- asl (alindal...), June 22nd, 2005 7:04 AM. (later)

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), June 23rd, 2005 6:56 PM. (bulbs) (later)

with their own dicks tiredly stretching toward their own arseholes

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), June 23rd, 2005 6:57 PM. (bulbs) (later)

maybe they should start posting pics of that, could liven it up a bit

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), June 23rd, 2005 6:58 PM. (trisk) (later)

i never said those dicks got anywhere near reaching

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), June 23rd, 2005 7:01 PM. (bulbs) (later)

-- Steve.n. (pseudonym786...), June 23rd, 2005. (later)

-- andy -- (and...), June 22nd, 2005.

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Because really, the first thing I think when I see an android is, "HOO WHEE, I'MMA SLAP THAT ANDROID!!!"
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 22nd, 2005.

-- n/a (nu...), June 23rd, 2005 11:13 AM. (Nick A.) (link)

-- Hari A$hur$t (lindseyloha...), June 22nd, 2005 9:53 PM. (Toaster) (later)

-- W i l l (lolomgwt...), June 23rd, 2005. (later)

-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), June 23rd, 2005 11:38 AM. (later)

he's don delillo's brother in law!

-- cinniblount, February 5th, 2004 9:25 PM. (James Blount) (link)

Is Don married to Bob's sister or is Bob married to Don's sister?

-- Alex in SF, February 5th, 2004 9:32 PM. (Alex in SF) (link)

haha - i just made that up

-- cinniblount, February 5th, 2004 9:34 PM

what do you think darnielle's chances of winning that are?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 23rd, 2005 2:30 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

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I don't know, but I'm sure they would increase greatly if he posed on the cover of the Utne Reader wearing only a Tofurkey codpiece.
-- n/a (nu...), June 23rd, 2005 2:31 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

I misread this the first time, thinking to myself, "Good grief, what did Kim Jong-il do now?"

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), June 23rd, 2005 3:08 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later) (link)

1. it's just completely bizarre that he leaves out the last couple words of an obvious complete phrase, and the bizarreness doesn't wear off.
2. the moments where steve's own words come in, as in 'he's singing ______'
3. the sheer ridiculous array of tunes this guy seems interested in singing, and the recurring ones.
4. the fact that he seems to be getting more unhinged, and the appearance of lyrics that are about losing your mind, etc.

genius.

-- Another Allnighter (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...) (webmail), June 23rd, 2005. (sexyDancer) (later)

-- Hari A$hur$t (lindseyloha...), June 23rd, 2005 6:28 PM. (Toaster)

my favorite part of the boss-singing post:

14/05/2004 : "R.E.S.P.E.C.T."
"R.E.S.P.T."

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http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0D-c0Rgk6zUJ:moviestars.generic-joe.com/pictures/342048/mimirogers.jpg : (x-p)
-- Mimi Rogers (butnotreall...), June 23rd, 2005 7:57 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///)

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Finally someone agrees with me about roosters and chicken! They have pink wiggly things hanging off them, but unline the pink wiggly things hanging off men the chickens' have no discernable purpose. Evil, I tell you, evil!
-- Nicole (nicolew1...), July 16th, 2001.

WHat kind of men have you been with? Yuck!
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), July 16th, 2001.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 24th, 2005 4:36 PM. (vassifer) (later)

always have a backup ;(

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) ([email protected]), June 24th, 2005 4:38 PM. (Gear!) (later)

Answers

Your country should adopt communism, and you sir, are a cunt.

-- Jarlr'mai (jimmy.parke...), June 24th, 2005 2:25 PM. (jarlrmai) (later)

-- Leon C. (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005. (link)

Cyndi's performance in this song immediately made me want her to be bludgeoned with a menhir.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer@e

"bludgeoned with a menhir"!!!

jainists to thread!

-- teeny (teen...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005 9:25 AM. (teeny) (later)
Jainist oral sex: if sperm falls into your mouth by accident, then that's fine.

-- Liz :x (lizd4ply...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005 9:33 AM. (Liz :x) (later)
If only I had a nickel for every time I accidentally came in a Jainist's mouth.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005 9:37 AM. (Nick A.) (later)

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005. (link)

(Madison sounds like a woman who rides horses to me, e.g., someone like Jane Seymour.)

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), June 24th, 2005 1:41 PM. (later)

I thought they communicated by blowing over the tops of beer bottles.

-- n/a (nu...), June 24th, 2005 1:45 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

a vagan keeps it strictly above the taint.

-- andrew m. (westernis...) (webmail), June 24th, 2005 12:42 PM. (andrewmorgan) (link)

-- Lara (lara_byrn...), March 7th, 2003.

on chemistry chat up lines

Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

Is this, like, dudes fucking their chairs?

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), June 24th, 2005 5:13 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

Haha, the only person I know named Madison is a huge horse fanatic.

i take a book and read it in the corner

if my friends turn up HURRAH
if not HURRAH

i have never tried this at a "club" as i find their light-to-read-by is generally unsatisfactory

-- mark s (mar...), June 25th, 2005. (later)

-- sonicred (sonicre...), August 27th, 2002. (1 trackback)

Answers

What what what? Surely no-one's head is big enough to get around that. Which cars, BTW?

-- OleM (omhalc...), August 27th, 2002.

cars that fall fans would like to drive

-- mark s (mar...), August 27th, 2002.

I believe Mark's "answer" merely reinforces my question: Which cars???

-- OleM (omhalc...), August 27th, 2002.

Maseratis!

-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...), August 27th, 2002.

http://www.daimi.au.dk/~jeppe/doc/images/lego_3.gif

-- mark s (mar...), August 27th, 2002.

Thats more of Ween fans car. Fall fans drive those silly three-wheeled boxy ones you can only get in Europe.

-- Lord Custos Alpha (wm.renki...), August 27th, 2002.

hence the use of the phrase "would like to", unless all words mean something different on custosworld

-- mark s (mar...), August 27th, 2002.

mark you say that as if it was not commonly known

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), August 27th, 2002.

rock hudson was a bit unbalanced by most accounts. in a very nice way, but still unbalanced.

christian science was the scientology of the 1930s, by the way: high-profile celebrity initiates, etc. ginger rogers and so forth.

-- Amateur(ist) (amateu[email protected]om), June 26th, 2005.

i suppose being a closeted gay while simultaneously being the number-one "eligible bachelor" in america would kind of contribute to anyone's being a bit unbalanced, though. poor guy.

-- Amateur(ist) (amateu[email protected]om), June 26th, 2005.

That's why I couldn't believe it. He was even more fucked up than I thought!

-- Stoner Guy (dum...), June 26th, 2005.

Hang on, we're talking about Cruise, right?

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), June 26th, 2005.

He methodically demolished her reasoning with the pointed force of his logic.

-- Aimless (aimles...), June 26th, 2005.

-- Kim (grim...), June 26th, 2005.

-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeballkick...), June 26th, 2005 5:32 PM. (Eyeball Kicks) (later)

Don't listen to him. The internet leads to healthier relationships. KEEP TYPING

-- work (...), June 26th, 2005 5:33 PM. (later)

"The ideas of the sublime and the beautiful stand on foundations so different, that it is hard, I had almost said impossible, to think of reconciling them in the same subject, without considerably lessening the effect of the one or the other upon the passions" [Burke, On the Sublime , ed. J. T. Bolton. 113-114]
-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...), June 26th, 2005.

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Fuck does he know?
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), June 26th, 2005.

http://www.gb64.com/game.php?id=9896&d=18&h=0

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), June 20th, 2005 4:21 PM.

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http://www.gb64.com/Screenshots/T/The_Thompson_Twins_Adventure.gif

omg it looks just like them too!

-- CharlieNo4 (starsandheroe...), June 20th, 2005 4:29 PM.

-- Patrick (mystery...)

was that pre-helmets?

-- peepee (citywidev...)

Ok, the death of daytime TV media figure Richard Whitely is a far greater event than 9/11 as far more old dears have passed away, babies been concieved, political prisoners tortured and killed, dictators toppled, scientific breakthroughs made etc. during it's airtime than did during the 9/11 coverage. Far more people have appeared on Countdown than died in the 9/11 attacks and the effect it had on them was a positive one rather than just death. 11 hijackers carried out the fateful attacks whereas hundreds have been part of the large production team responsible for Countdown. Whilst 9/11 gave us the poignant image of people holding hands and jumping to their death the flirtatious banter between Carol and Richard was an enduring joy that reminded us that love can come from more than just fear of death, 3 planes hit 3 targets in 9/11 whereas the 3 rounds of Countdown (the numbers, the letters and the conundrum) are very different affairs, Whitely himself was a newsreader who announced a sum total of events that added up to far more importance than 9/11, Whitely's playful punning never inspired a country to adopt an empirical foriegn policy and enter into an illegal and unjust war that lead to the debasing of the concept of the Free Man, Countdown has provided mental stimulus to the house-bound for years on end where 9/11 stripped debate and narrowed the questioning mind . . . .

9/11 and people dwelling on it represents the worst of humanity in both the heinous application of the event and the dogpile reaction it provoked whereas Whitely stood for everything that was good in the world - Radio 4, continous education and good humour'ed competition but also the parties with the ladies, a joy in and of life and incredible ties and jackets.

MORE. IMPORTANT.

(the above post may be "satire")

-- On one hand I've got myself to blame (lynske...), June 27th, 2005.

Lysnskey is rock.

1) DO UNTO OTHERS
2) FUCK YE NOT TEH GOAT
3) KEEP YO HANDS TO YO SELF
4) TAKE A BREAK
5) MIX YE NOT BLEACH AND AMMONIA
6) GET OFF MY DICK
7) THANK YOU NOTES
8) WORK
9) WORK
10) SLIT THEiR TROATS

-- Another Allnighter (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...), June 27th, 2005 10:15 AM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

-- Ian Riese-Moraine eats nation-states for breakfast! (eastern_mantr...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005. (link)

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Yeh it pips Decca not singing The Beatles by a nose!

-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005. (link)

Rader, 60, of Park City, entered the guilty pleas as his trial was to begin.

Referring to his victims as "projects," Rader laid out for the court how he would "troll" for victims on his off-time, then stalk them and kill them.

"I had never strangled anyone before, so I really didn't know how much pressure you had to put on a person or how long it would take," he told the court in describing his first killings in 1974, a couple and two of their children.

Most of the victims' relatives who were in the courtroom sat silent and stared at Rader; one woman wiped away tears.

Prosecutors had said before the hearing that no plea deal had been made. Rader was arrested Feb. 25.

Saying he was motivated by sexual fantasies, the onetime president of the church council at Christ Lutheran Church and Boy Scout leader, Rader admitted killing 10 people in the Wichita area between 1974 and 1991. The serial killer known as BTK — the self-coined nickname that stands for "Bind, Torture, Kill" — taunted media and police with cryptic messages.

"Today in court, for the first time, our community and the nation has now heard Dennis Rader reveal that he has committed those homicides," District Attorney Nola Foulston said. "Today we have some resolution."

Sentencing was set for Aug. 17. Rader will not face the death penalty because the state had no death penalty at the time. But it's likely he'll never leave prison because each count carries a possible life sentence.

Rader, wearing a beige coat and dark tie, told District Judge Gregory Waller he understood the charges and that he was waiving his right to a jury trial.

"The defense worked with me real well," Rader said. "We went over it. I feel like I'm pretty happy with them."

Asked by Waller if he was pleading because he was guilty, Rader answered, "Yes, sir."

The earliest crimes linked to the BTK strangler date to Jan. 15, 1974, when Joseph Otero, 38, and his 34-year-old wife, Julie, and their children Josephine, 11, and Joseph II, 9, were found dead in their home.

"The whole family just panicked on me. I worked pretty quick," he said. "I strangled Mrs. Otero. She passed out. I thought she was dead. I strangled Josephine. She passed out. I thought she was dead. Then I went over and put a bag on Junior's head."

He later said about Mrs. Otero: "I went back and strangled her again."

When questioned by the judge about the motivation for the Otero slayings, Rader said: "That was part of what you call my fantasy."

Pressed further, Rader said, "Sexual fantasy, sir."

Rader has not been accused of sexually assaulting his victims, but he admitted masturbating over some of them.

BTK's next three known victims were young women found strangled in their homes: Kathryn Bright, 21, in April 1974; Shirley Vian, 24, in March 1977; and Nancy Fox, 25, in December 1977.

After years of silence, the killer resurfaced last year with a letter to The Wichita Eagle that included photos of the 1986 strangulation of Vicki Wegerle and a photocopy of her missing driver's license. Her case had not been linked to BTK until then.

That letter was followed by several other cryptic messages and packages. The break in the case came after a computer diskette the killer had sent was traced to Rader's church.

Rader also was charged with the killings of Marine Hedge, 53, who was abducted from her Park City home on April 27, 1985, and found dead along a dirt road eight days later, and Dolores Davis, 62, who was abducted from her Park City home Jan. 19, 1991. Those deaths were not linked to BTK until Rader's arrest.

He described to the court how he chose his victims.

"If you've read much about serial killers, they go through what they call different phases. In the trolling stage, basically, you're looking for a victim at that time. You can be trolling for months or years, but once you lock in on a certain person, you become a stalker. That might be several of them but you really hone in on one person. They basically become the ... that's the victim. Or at least that's what you want it to be."

He said he told Nancy Fox he had "sexual problems," forced her to strip, then handcuffed her and strangled her with a belt. After she was dead, he said, he removed the handcuffs from her body and masturbated over her.

Rader has lived in the Wichita area almost his entire life, earning a criminal justice degree at a local university. He worked in suburban Park City as a compliance officer, handling code violations and stray dogs. He has been married for 34 years and has two grown children.

Victim families left the courtroom, escorted by officials into another building, and did not speak to reporters.

Steve Osburn, one of Rader's defense attorney's, said prosecutors' evidence against Rader included a confession, DNA and "personal trophies" Rader collected from his victims.

"It was a very solid case," Osburn said.

He said defense attorneys explored an insanity plea, but decided not to proceed.

"From a legal standpoint, we had nothing to work with," Osburn said.

Rader did not apologize during the hearing, though Osburn suggested later that Rader may apologize at his sentencing.

"Mr. Rader basically wanted to take responsibility for his actions," Osburn said.

After the guilty pleas, the Rev. Michael Clark, pastor of Rader's church, said: "That's what I hoped he would do."

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (speed[email protected]) (webmail), June 27th, 2005. (link)

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i think he's innocent!

-- kyle (akmonda...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005. (link)

If you're committed to bowing out then for God's sake go out with a bang. Horse is a lot of hassle and a big commitment. If you have an aversion to sweating, scabs, really painful shits, confinement, doctors or really, really thick people don't do it - you'll be running into them all very frequently. If you want to do something solitary that'll keep you occupied without much cerebral input from yourself I suggest reviewing horror films for a living.

-- On one hand I've got myself to blame (lynske...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005 1:16 PM. (Lynskey) (later) (link)

PS: If we can walk together, can we indeed then rock together?

Dear Alex in NYC,

There was recently a thread on the forum of the official Kevin Seconds website at http://www.kevseconds.com asking that very question! The link is here: http://www.kevseconds.com/viewtopic.php?t=1261&highlight=7+seconds+origin , however, if you want the brief answer, acc. to Kevin Seconds himself, "We've come up with all sorts of silly stories on how we came up with the name, mainly to disguise the sad fact that we just don't have a very exciting story behind it's origins :)", However, in the book American Hardcore, the author ostensibly credits the origin of the name 7 Seconds to "a nuclear-armageddon term adopted from Frederick Forsyth's Day of the Jackal." acc. to a "bRaD" from London, Ontario, Canada.

As for the Youssou N'Dour/Neneh Cherry 1994 hit single "7 Seconds", I can firstly say that I doubt it has anything to do with the aforementioned band, and is merely a coincidence. As to what the title exactly refers to, I'm not sure, but I have an idea. On a cursory glance of the choruses of the lyrics -- "It's not a second, seven seconds away/Just as long as stay, I'll be waiting", more or less -- and also the verses of the song, referring to children being born, I'm guessing it's the average time it takes for a baby to complete its birth from beginning of the exit of the mother's womb to be completely outside it. I can't vouch for the accuracy of that time calculation as I've never had a child, much less have witnessed a birth, and furthermore much less unleashed a stopwatch to time the birth.

To answer your final question, Rocking together while walking together is entirely possible, although in our age, we would just have to plan it, unless there happens to be a rock concert happening in NYC while I'm there (or in Seattle, if you are ever here) exhibiting much rock which we both agree to attend -- albeit, I'd guess there would be far more rocking than walking. That said, I don't care too much if you're into different bands -- I mean, no cause for such hatred, I'm just a different man. It's just a matter of pulling off the cover, and I will, too. We'll learn to understand with music deep inside, we'll have some possibility of making the world our unity plan.

This reminds of that I need to check tickets for the upcoming Shellac shows in late August at the Vera Project in Seattle. Even on my own, I plan to rock and walk by myself in that case at the very least, but will likely rock and walk with Matos and Kate Silver together.

Sincerely and Rockspeed,

Donut

-- donut e-g (do...), June 27th, 2005. (later)

I hear that when you put a spike into your vein, it makes you feel like you're a man.

Also, that sometimes you feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive. This feeling is especially pronounced whilst standing at the corner of Lexington and 125th Street.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), June 27th, 2005 5:41 PM. (later)

-- On one hand I've got myself to blame (lynske...), June 27th, 2005.

It's all like

TRIPOD: "BAM, BAM, TAKE THIS MOTHAFUCKAS, AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MARTIAN PARTY!"

*blasts of heat ray, destruction of London*

TRIPOD 2: "THIS IS HOW WE MOTHERFUCKING RO...HEY, XBALU'AHNTH, I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. I'M A LIE DOWN."

* tripod 2 crashes to the ground*

TRIPOD 1: "WHAT THE...*SNEEZE*...AW HELL NAW!"

*tripod 1 crashes to the ground*

NARRATOR: "Ahah, DO YOU SEE, the tiny micro-organisms destroyed the GIGANTIC WAR MACHINES, DO YOU SEE?

FIN.

-- Mike Stuchbery, June 28th, 2005 12:19 PM.

I don't know what the moral is, though.

-- Casuistry (chris@t...), June 27th, 2005 11:56 PM.

that steve's not very good at mating?

-- ken c (pykachu100@h...), June 27th, 2005 1:02 AM.

For the first couple of issues, yes, because you could wonder what the hell was really going on. I assumed it was some sort of unreliable narrator thing, and eventually we'd find out that ... I don't know.
But no, it was the DEVIL, and he wanted Black Panther's SOUL, because it was TEH PURE!! But then, Black Panther was TOO PURE, and the devil was all "oh I can't take your goodness Mr Black Panther, please let me go", but Black Panther was like "No, devil, because you are EVIL. My secret scientist team have made a way of killing you, so now you are dead. Ha ha ha stoopid devil!!!!"
-- Ray (raycu...), June 27th, 2005.

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[shot of deer wandering through woods]
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[shot of woman tossing about a bed in a negligée]
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[a helicopter makes a desperate escape from a erupting volcano]
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[cornwallis surrenders at yorktown, surrounded by his troops]
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-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]), June 28th, 2005 1:41 AM. (Amateur(ist))

the sound lab door slammed
akiko's dress waved
like a vision she vogued along the verandah
as the delicate post-modern buccaneer gamelan automaton chorus mimed

-- mark s (mar...), June 28th, 2005 11:02 AM. (mark s)

-- TOMBOT (typewriter...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005 10:01 AM. (later)

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), June 28th, 2005.

-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005. (link)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), June 28th, 2005. (later)

did you?

-- mark s (mar...), June 28th, 2005. (later)

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), June 28th, 2005. (allyzay) (later)

tv ruined my imagination

-- bart simpson (bar...), June 28th, 2005. (later)

-- jaymc (jmc...), June 28th, 2005 2:35 PM. (jaymc)

My friend Chris had a theory that Mormon families were disproportionately inclined to own trampolines than non-Mormon families, based on a couple of Mormons that he knew. One day, he found himself on an airplane with an entire swarm of young Mormon men about to go on their mission. Seeing this as an opportunity, he stood up and asked them how many of their families owned trampolines. Half of them raised their hands.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 28th, 2005. (later)

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They're not trampolines, they're just jumping on the Jell-o.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), June 28th, 2005. (later)

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in that case, i'm jesus
-- dahlin (dahling00...), June 28th, 2005.

Because the insurance policy was taken out on the ski lift before the maintenance forms were processed!

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), June 24th, 2005.

There is something strangely poetic about this.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 28th, 2005 10:59 PM.

*resisting urge for jpeg*

-- THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (Who.wa...), June 28th, 2005 11:01 PM

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Who's you're boyfriend?
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 24th, 2003 11:43 AM. (aja)

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Tom.
-- Allyzay (iwillcutyo...), December 24th, 2003 11:44 AM.

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Who is Tom?
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 24th, 2003 11:45 AM. (aja)

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My boyfriend.
-- Allyzay (helpfu...), December 24th, 2003 11:46 AM.

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Well then no.
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 24th, 2003 11:46 AM. (aja)

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aja forget it
Not untill they stop it.

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 24th, 2003 12:20 PM. (aja)

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stop what?
-- Haikunym (zinogu...), December 24th, 2003 12:21 PM. (Haikunym)

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what?
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 24th, 2003 12:21 PM. (dubplatestyle)

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when?
-- luna (luna_cee...), December 24th, 2003 12:22 PM. (luna.c)

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Sometimes how?
-- Allyzay (googleimagesearc...), December 24th, 2003 12:23 PM.

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BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...), December 24th, 2003 12:24 PM. (dubplatestyle)

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M-O-U-S-E.
-- luna (luna_cee...), December 24th, 2003 12:24 PM. (luna.c)

I love you too! Kisses! (on the cheek)

i will simply note that i will probably post again to this thread at some point.
-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]), June 29th, 2005 2:05 PM. (Amateur(ist))

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005 5:56 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

YOUR MOM

-- Edgware General (adamr...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005 5:57 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

adam, how long have you been waiting for that? Was it worth it?

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005 5:58 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

5 years. yes.

-- Edgware General (adamr...) (webmail), June 28th, 2005 5:59 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link)

-- Lupton Pitman (thebing...) (webmail), June 29th, 2005 10:13 AM. (Chris V) (later) (link)

CROTCH CONK

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), June 29th, 2005 10:15 AM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

even if a burglar does arrive he will be mollified

-- mark s (mar...), June 28th, 2005 6:48 AM.

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hahaha (but what if the skeleton wraps it's one arm around me while I'm carrying it down and whispers the words to Mac the Knife in my sweaty ear?
(x-post) WHY must people leave human remains among towels?

Now the song is Angie by the Rolling Stones"

I laughed so hard I nearly shot hot coffee out my nose when reading this on Monday morning. You guys make me soooo happy when I read your funny comments. Thank you everyone!

-- MIS Information (maso...), June 28th, 2005.

I just came here to post this cause it made me giggle far too much for the office:

ducats: i have a scary growth on my [x] - what is it and what should i do!!
ilx: GO SEE A DOCTOR!!
ducats: oh please! why would i want to talk to a DOCTOR, a middleclass person i have nothing in common with, who doubtless will sneering claim to know all kinds of stuff i don't know myself?!!
-- mark s (mar...), June 29th, 2005 6:14 PM. (mark s) (later)

(ps: How's WoW treating you these days?)

My fookin' ass they can!

The river runs through it.

I still haven't found what I am looking for!

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005. (link)

I know, I was hoping there was some story of poor genital-based but not -centric decisions (like Nickalicious's true love thread but up a few more notches) where it would actually be an appropriate commentary for a clown/Harpo Marx figure to suddenly appear and clutch the gentlemen's manbag, producing a sound like unto the classic:

http://www.easleys.com/ProductImages/novelties/Horn_Harpo_w_necklace0368_.jpeg

How's WoW treating you these days

I am on the outs with it as of, er, 3.30 this morning.

Steve Martin: And furthermore, this man is not dead! Gendarme Ponton, do your stuff.
Jean Reno: I really need to have a talk with my agent.

or

HARPO MARX vs OPRAH XRAM

Also, I am now deaf.

-- Tinman: Set to Self-Destruct (christophe...), June 30th, 2005 3:34 PM. (cprek) (later) (admin)

Err....

-- The Ghost of EL DORADO IS AWFUL! EVERYTHING IS MADE OF GOLD! (djperr...), June 30th, 2005 3:35 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (admin)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Three distinct roles of a single divinity ie the holy trinity of me gettin stuff.

-- sunny successor (when the lunch bell rings why dont you eat me) ([email protected]), June 30th, 2005.

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Clearly he is slowly acclimating you to the fact that he wants to date your brother.
-- n/a (nu...), June 30th, 2005. (later)

-- THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (Who.wa...), June 30th, 2005.

FERMAT'S LITTLE THEOREM > FERMAT'S LAST THEOREM

-- THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (Who.wa...), June 30th, 2005.

aka I LIKE HIS EARLY STUFF BETTER

-- THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (Who.wa...), June 30th, 2005.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0764553917.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), June 24th, 2005. (Dom Passantino) (later)

Poor turkey.

-- M. White (deir...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005 2:14 PM. (Miguelito) (link)

I will never again have sex without giggling.

-- teeny (teen...), June 30th, 2005 3:51 PM. (teeny)

he dude at the snack stand downstairs tried to give me a $2 bill as change once, and I made him take it back and give me two $1 bills. The very next day, he gave me a dollar coin as part of my change, probably as some sort of revenge. I considered making him take it back and give me a bill, but instead I just bit down on it, like I was making sure it was gold.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005 2:30 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

(That story is 85% true)

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005 2:30 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), June 30th, 2005. (link)

HI EISBAR!

That thread is insane.

I got a fat lip this morning. No idea as to how actually. Woke up with it. My mom thinks I must have been stung by a bug last night. I think Alex was in a drunken rage an put a curse on me, but I can't be sure.

I also went to the dentist. Luckily the swelling of my lip went down enough so that I didn't have much of a problem.

You?

Well, I was created by my mom and dad, but that's in a different sense.

And just when I was starting to like you...

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 1st, 2005 10:50 PM. (bulbs)

Well, in the sense that I would care about what he says.

Plus, it's a statment made to show how disappointed I am with him. I thought he believed me about my age.

GOD!!!! What happened to Nowel. Go pick on her for a while.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), July 1st, 2005 10:59 PM. (llamasfur)

Thanks.

You know, I'm really getting tired of the people here. Hopefully they'll come to their senses, eventually. But by that time I'll have more important things to do than post on a sill message board.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), July 1st, 2005.

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raped her.
-- Eric H. (ephende...), July 1st, 2005.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 1st, 2005 9:48 AM. (trayce) (later) (link

-- n/a (nu...), July 1st, 2005 1:25 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

into a pile of shit!"

(He was single and had a fairly lengthy affair with a waitress in his late 60s.)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), June 30th, 2005. (Dr Morbius) (later)

Your uncle is Triumph the insult dog?

-- giboyeux (ra...), June 30th, 2005. (skowly) (later)

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...) (webmail), July 1st, 2005. (link)

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hey hey does it ever occur to you that men might not want to attract the hopelessly neurotic?? BB is just for white or blue oxfords and shit you might want to wear to court.

-- Another Allnighter (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...) (webmail), July 1st, 2005. (link)

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OK not the men who I personally know that shop at BB. I didn't mean to offend you about your impending court date.

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...) (webmail), July 1st, 2005. (link)

"waiting to exhale 2: on the downlow" is gonna be great.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 1st, 2005.

Although I wouldn't have been able to do it without kephm. So this award belongs as much to him etc etc

This is actually the first time I've ever been Excelsiored, too. I'm very proud.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), July 1st, 2005.

-- Ed (dal...), July 2nd, 2005.

oh, they didn't sell many records, but everyone who bought one started a band.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 2nd, 2005.

-- accentmonkey (tris...) (webmail), July 3rd, 2005 7:31 AM. (accentmonkey) (link)

So how was the evening over at Momus's place, then?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), July 3rd, 2005 8:36 AM. (Ned) (link)

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"YOUR NAZI PAL, HITLER"
-- robster (sithlor...), May 4th, 2005.

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I mean, if you're going to have a Nazi pal...no point pussyfooting around.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), May 4th, 2005.

Yeah....

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 4th, 2005.

in·ex·pli·ca·ble P Pronunciation Key (n-kspl-k-bl, nk-splk-bl)
adj.
Difficult or impossible to explain or account for.
in·expli·ca·bili·ty or in·expli·ca·ble·ness n.
in·expli·ca·bly adv.

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]om), July 4th, 2005.

Are you saying YOU can explain why "Transmission" makes ME sad?? I don't know why.

Or are you saying that since you can explain why the damned song, even though you'd have to write a whole novel to do so, it shouldn't be on this thread?

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 4th, 2005.

touché!

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]om), July 4th, 2005.

p.s. you are not 13.

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]om), July 4th, 2005.

Exactly!!! Finaly, someone gets it.

I'm 14.

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 4th, 2005.

It’s nearly as bad as the girlfriend who says, “ No you go 1st” I never got that. Can a girl explain that to me please?
-- not-goodwin (godwin...), July 4th, 2005. (later)

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), July 5th, 2005 3:27 PM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

Hitch: suit. supposedly completely horrible. seems about right.
I, Robot: no suit. brilliant although it had no right to be.
Bad Boys II: no suit. another brilliant piece of summer trash.
Men in Black II: suit. unwatchable shit.
Ali: didn't see it. suit? anybody?
The Legend of Bagger Vance: kind of a suit. all movies where black men play ghosts are automatically shit though.
Wild Wild West: no suit. not really. not even piles upon piles of the purest cocaine can help explain this movie. completely brilliant non-stop wtf.
Enemy of the State: suit. stupid without being fun at all. mediocre in every respect.
Men in Black: suit. mildly entertaining once, totally unwatchable the second time around because the entire film is exposition.
Independence Day: no suit. unless you count a marine uniform. but you shouldn't, because this is the greatest film anybody in it has ever been in.
Bad Boys: haven't seen it. yet.
Six Degrees of Separation: suit. definitely suit. also: boring and dumb.

-- TOMBOT (sean.bea...), July 5th, 2005 10:15 AM.

-- mark s (mar...), July 5th, 2005.

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I do not follow you. Are our vaginas swollen? Is that a bad thing?
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...) (webmail), July 5th, 2005 2:24 PM. (kenan) (later)

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OUR PUSSIES DEMAND BLING
-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), July 5th, 2005 2:26 PM. (Nick A.) (later)

-- udu wudu (guapotou...), September 29th, 2004 10:14 PM. (udu wudu)

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), July 6th, 2005.

They are analogous in a number of ways.

1. There are winners and LOSERS
2. An international group of middle-aged men sit around arguing about it all
3. Russia and America always used to win but these days it's a bit more complicated
4. Before that, Britain was quite good
5. Before that, the Greeks bossed it all
6. Winning sometimes involves launching things into the air
7. Other times it involves hand to hand combat
8. It makes people cry
9. It divides ILE
10. It's on the telly

-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), July 6th, 2005. (link)

-- NickB (nic...) (webmail), July 6th, 2005. (link)

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they will have to build mountains.

-- Ed (dal...) (webmail), July 6th, 2005. (link)

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If they build them I will come.

-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), July 6th, 2005. (link)

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), July 5th, 2005.

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I think he's a locksmith.
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 5th, 2005.

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Maybe he got her message, and made a bolt for the door.
-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), July 5th, 2005.

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At first I thought the conversation had gone like this...
MAN: "Are you Tuomas 4lh0?".
TUOMAS: "Yes. Are you a plumber?"
MAN: "Er, no."
TUOMAS: "Oh sorry, wrong number."

...which I thought was a great way to deal with an unwanted phone call!

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) ([email protected]), July 5th, 2005.

two words: hockey
-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 6th, 2005 11:34 AM. (Huk-L)

Is this the new "but think about the starving children in Africa"?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 6th, 2005.

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no markelby it's the new 'we spend so much on nuclear weapons/killing iraqi kids/the monarchy'
-- N_RQ (bl0cke...), July 6th, 2005.

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we should kill iraqi cats instead. that'd teach 'em.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 6th, 2005.

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I don't want a pitbull! Even walking her to the jail, people were staring and giving me a wide berth. I have a small studio and can't have a dog anyway. I put an ad up on Craig's List, hopefully some aficianado will go save her.
-- andy -- (and...), July 5th, 2005 3:31 PM.

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i'm pretty sure turner didn't want hooch either, and look how that turned out.
-- mark p (mark.p****...), July 5th, 2005 3:32 PM. (Mark P)

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Yeah, Hooch GOT KILLED.
-- Leon C. (nicole.kessle...), July 5th, 2005 3:35 PM. (Ex Leon)

that review may be the most pompous thing i have ever read on the internet

and I say that as someone who has read quite a lot of marcello carlin

-- Lord Darlington (darlingto...), July 6th, 2005. (later)

Well, I didn't. That's one film the kids wont be seeing. For a number of reasons...

i should have said Federal law, cause for the Plame case that's what's relevant, I believe. it looks like some of those states are really taking care of business there.. digging through it a bit, though, it looks like there are a LOT of exceptions, especially for grand jury testimony.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), July 6th, 2005. (tracerhand) (later)

The Grand Jury is Federal.

-- M. White (deir...), July 7th, 2005. (Miguelito) (later)

Hence the "Grand."

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 7th, 2005. (kenan) (later)

Not all grand juries are federal.

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), July 7th, 2005. (Alex in SF) (later)

I smell a Venn diagram!

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 7th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (later)

So, it's not a disaster, but it's nothing special neither.

-- Chuck_Tatum (sappy_papp...), July 7th, 2005 2:10 AM.

So basically for three seconds this is the greatest movie of 2005.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 7th, 2005 5:35 AM

-- Jordan

-- Leon C. (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), July 7th, 2005. (link)

-- mark p (mark.p****...), July 7th, 2005. (Mark P) (later)

"I should have known better than to respond to a bully."

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 7th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (later)

-- no tech! (hjink...), July 7th, 2005.

your dog needs to get a LIFE

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), July 7th, 2005

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 7th, 2005 2:26 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

-- Dan I. (w1nt3rmut...), June 4th, 2004.

-- latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (posercore24...) (webmail), July 7th, 2005. (latebloomer) (later)

i cant believe i posted that

-- latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (posercore24...) (webmail), July 7th, 2005. (latebloomer) (later)

I can't believe I just read it.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), July 8th, 2005. (Ned) (later)

I can't believe it's nut butter

-- On one hand I've got myself to blame (lynske...) (webmail), July 8th, 2005. (Lynskey) (later)

-- Hari A$hur$t (lindseyloha...), July 5th, 2005.

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you idiot.
-- g-kit (kittenslikemil...), July 5th, 2005.

they drank the kool-aid!

-- president carter loves repetition (theundergroundhom...), July 9th, 2005 1:11 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (later)

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad news

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), July 9th, 2005 1:11 PM. (gypsy mothra) (later)

lam(b)e joke.

-- Fr<gm@n Henrailto:ogm@n Henry ([email protected]), July">ogm@n Henry ([email protected]), July 9th, 2005 1:13 PM. (later)

I'd join in on the punfest, but I got mutton.

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), July 9th, 2005 1:14 PM. (Austin, Still) (later)

It's, like, the first one made the jump, and the rest of them just followed, like..., like....

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), July 9th, 2005 1:16 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

...like lemmings!

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), July 9th, 2005 1:16 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

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I GUESS YOU THINK CONFUCIOUS IS OVERRATED AS WELL?
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 9th, 2005.

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YESSSSS
-- latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (posercore24...), July 9th, 2005.

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YOU WILL END UP SMOKING POT AND READING NEITZSCHE
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 9th, 2005.

Made even better because of who it's from.

-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), July 10th, 2005. (StanM)

guy starts going at it.
me: don't you think you should be inside me before you start that?
him: was i not?
me (to self): now i know why you're divorced.

-- tehresa (boringstandardaddres...), July 10th, 2005.

I wish I had a cute baby to hang out and drink with.
-- rainy (rain...), July 10th, 2005.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), July 9th, 2005 11:30 AM. (miccio)

I meant to excelsior that yesterday and forgot to, but it was still on my clipboard today.

four hours of footage in a Russian swamp, a man (off camera) screaming for the duration

-- rainy (rain...), July 11th, 2005 12:16 PM. (rainy) (later)

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 10:43 AM. (luna.c) (later)

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Lunette - "Mom? How come the flashlight in your drawer doesn't make any light? And why does it jiggle like that?"

-- M. White (deir...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 10:57 AM. (Miguelito) (later)

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"I think this flashlight is broken, Mama, it only makes a zzzzz noise"
-- luna (lunace...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 10:59 AM. (luna.c) (later)

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When used properly, the light comes out of mom's eyes.
-- Rock Hardy (crump...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 11:02 AM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

The only thing I don't really like is the end of the last song (Red Riding Hood II)...where he uses this wierd stupid "rasta mon" accent
-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), July 11th, 2005.

That's Ivor Cutler and that's how Ivor Cutler sounds

-- chris besinger (fakefak...), July 11th, 2005.

This album has really been the surprise of the year for me. I love it.

-- Nevada Lime (adamr...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 2:01 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

nitsuh abebe = nabisco? loved the review as well, if that's what review you were talking about adam.

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 2:08 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

yes, that is him.

-- Nevada Lime (adamr...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 2:12 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

yes, thank you adam. always a pleasure.

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 2:17 PM. (mcutt) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

no trouble, no trouble at all. On you go.

-- Nevada Lime (adamr...) (webmail), July 11th, 2005 2:22 PM. (nordicskilla) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

particularly dom's contributions

So, last Thursday a replacement for the spare (which is apparently a rare-ish part, being 15" instead of the more common 14" and 16" donuts) is located at a parts emporium in New Braunfels, which is most of the way to San Antonio from here. The guy says it will $30 and is to arrive at the store Friday, and he doesn't want to hold it for us all weekend unless we absolutely promise to go get it Monday morning. This is no problem, so we pledge to come get it. I've just returned from there, where the part was not available. The guy's excuse was that the car the part was going to be taken from didn't actually have the part. He said he could get another one, but it would come from California and would be $60. I told him he was an asshole for promising me an imaginary tire, a lying baiting switching conman theif crook criminal for trying to sell me another (which, given his record to date, I had no reason to believe actually existed) for twice as much, that I'd be damned if I'd reward that kind of business practice with my money, and that if someone stuck their hand in my pocket to try and rob me the way he was trying to rob me with his underhanded dishonest bullshit I'd break their arm for them. Then I drove back to town with my entire morning wasted and myself put in a vicious mood.

God fucking damnit I hate cars and the disgusting element you have to deal with to keep and maintain them.

Boycott any and all KCQ auto salvage locations in your neck of the woods, y'all.

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), July 11th, 2005 2:23 PM. (Austin, Still)
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It sounds plausible that he was just a bit of a bad businessman.

-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), July 11th, 2005 2:48 PM. (bundgee)
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yeah, this isn't exactly "house of games"

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 11th, 2005 3:07 PM. (slutsky)

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I squeeze my sour cream from a sour cow.
-- Nevada Lime (adamr...), July 11th, 2005 5:01 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

The next morning at breakfast I'm relaying this bizarreness to my wife and it isn't until I repeat the "You can't call it music without melody" line that I realise I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT GEIR HONGRO.

Help

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), July 12th, 2005 8:39 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 12th, 2005.

It's that Elvis song. The real estate people got so mad at him after that, they had been flipping ghetto housing like crazy until he came along.

-- TOMBOT (flippi...), July 12th, 2005. (later)

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 12th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (later)

...

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (sp[email protected]), July 12th, 2005. (Gear!) (later)

For some reason that just reminded me of the beginning of 2001.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), July 12th, 2005. (spencermfi) (later)

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), July 12th, 2005.

-- Cunga (visionsofjohann...), July 13th, 2005 1:17 AM. (Cunga) (later)

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), July 12th, 2005 3:57 PM. (gareth) (later) (link)

Ew, she is such a brash Italien princess. Is she Italien? Is she from NJ? She looks like mafia daughter.

-- Mary (maj23...) (webmail), July 12th, 2005 3:59 PM. (Mary) (later) (link)

you liked her on punkt!

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), July 12th, 2005 4:08 PM. (gareth) (later) (link)

italien?

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), July 12th, 2005 4:09 PM. (gareth) (later) (link)

-- gygax! (gygax0...), July 13th, 2005 6:01 PM.

Seriously, it's a lot of fun. You MUST try it.

-- I'd still rather be in Tokyo (adamr...), July 13th, 2005 6:03 PM.

I'd lend you my sheet but...well, you know.

-- I'd still rather be in Tokyo (adamr...), July 13th, 2005 6:03 PM.

er... does the dream involve sex with your brother in a groggy state?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 13th, 2005 1:13 PM. (ken c)

I wonder if Stephen Jenkins is sitting in a meth-house somewhere seeing this stuff on E! and sobbing to himself softly.

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) ([email protected]), July 13th, 2005.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005. (Nick A.) (later)

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), July 13th, 2005 4:53 PM. (gypsy mothra)

-- Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (Mod...), July 13th, 2005.

Sometimes I think he's the smartest.

-- Myonga Von Bontee (...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005

-- Allyzay Science Explosion (allyza...) (webmail), October 4th, 2004 11:44 AM. (allyzay) (link)

nah boys settle for engagement blowjobs.

-- Velveteen Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...) (webmail), October 4th, 2004 11:45 AM. (Chris V) (link)

-- Je4nne ƒury

the first ten or so posts, even tho the whole thing is sort of a crude gimme.

-- mark p (mark.p****...), July 14th, 2005 4:58 PM

http://children.ofthenight.org/albums/images/4745f.jpg

-- Billy Dods (butter...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 6:03 PM. (Billy Dods) (later) (link)

Bowie's already got a halo in the photo while Brian's doing that "Here is the Church, here is the steeple" thing

-- Dadaismus ([email protected]) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 6:05 PM. (Dada) (later) (link)

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), July 14th, 2005 10:49 AM. (later)

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 1:51 PM. (later) (link)

KARL ROVE LEAKED THE HARRY POTTER PLOT!!!

-- Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (yo...), July 14th, 2005.

-- latebloomer: occasionally OTM (poser...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 8:44 PM. (latebloomer) (later) (link)

THE EXTRA 'S' IS FOR "SMOKIN'!"

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djper...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 8:46 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

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more like Nad Lieutenant
-- Gear! (speed.to.roa...), July 14th, 2005 4:17 PM. (Gear!)

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), July 14th, 2005.

dude you could show cock in PG movies back in the day. and not like infant cock, but like scary-dudes-in-prison cock

-- Gear! (speed.to.roa...), July 14th, 2005.

Oz cock

-- milozauckerman (wooderso...), July 14th, 2005.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 14th, 2005 8:57 PM

Lucky bastards... they'll never work another day.

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005. (link)

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You're right, but unfortunately it's because their land is sinking under a rising Pacific ocean.

-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005. (link)

-- luna (lunace...), July 14th, 2005.
Thats's. Not. A JELLYBEAN!

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-- rogermexico (tenthreaso...), July 14th, 2005.

I know, see, that's why it was supposed to be funny!

-- luna (lunace...), July 14th, 2005.

Gosh, what would really be the perfect accessory to this outfit? Gold? No. Diamonds? No. Hmm - I know! FAKE TESTICLES ON A CHAIN!

-- luna (lunace...), July 14th, 2005.

Tonight, Orlaith the girl on Big Brother, will be doing syncronised swimming to "You're Beautiful" by James Blount, on Channel 4.

is not a calum thread, and actually makes sense in context, rather boggles and hilarifies the mind.

-- tad (tadjackso...), July 14th, 2005.

and i'm referring to the fuckin snooze that started this ass fest, yes. good night, i think the curfew for the dorms is 9PM, no? get your rest cause college radio surely needs you tommorrow, ok? ha-ha-ha. well, alright...

ps - i heard that the pixies reunited, isn't that greattt?!?! whoa!

-- tad (tadjackso...), July 14th, 2005.

402. In order to overcome the latent rage brought on by his microscopic penis, Tad Jackson makes barely comprehensible posts on random Internet message boards.

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 14th, 2005.

-- Chewshabadoo ([email protected](R£M0V£).co.uk) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 7:02 AM. (Chewshabadoo) (later)

...

(We call them "chocoulate malte bollocks," which is pronounced "chefftwick.")
-- nabiscothingy (00...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 8:01 AM. (later)

if john has a tag team with any diva
which diva do you think would he take
-- andrea hochwallner (ice_00...), April 16th, 2004.

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elton john
-- ipsofacto (heyniceti...), April 16th, 2004.

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i mean female

-- Andrea hochwallner (ice_00...), April 16th, 2004.

-- latebloomer: occasionally OTM (posercore24...), July 14th, 2005 5:37 AM. (later)

No one could deny the power of that jam. I told everyone else to give it 15 minutes.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), July 15th, 2005.

ISN'T IT CRAZY?
-- adam.

I love Adam.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), July 15th, 2005 2:24 PM. (grimlord) (later)

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 1:48 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

My goal is to get to the point where I'm doing some kind of business at every lunch.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 1:49 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

And then there'll be lots of FedEx packages waiting for me when I get back to the office!

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 1:49 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), July 15th, 2005 11:00 AM. (later)

Do what? Are you making a hand shape that we can't see?

-- L@@K !! *RARE*!! ([email protected]), July 15th, 2005 11:01 AM. (later)

-- kyle (akmonda...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 5:20 PM. (akmonday) (later) (link)

stupid and wrong

no, you're stupid and wrong

-- Digimon, digital monster (screwyouguy...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 5:24 PM. (later) (link)

am not!

-- kyle (akmonda...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 5:25 PM. (akmonday) (later) (link)

yes, infinity times + infinity no copying.

-- Digimon (ye...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 5:26 PM. (later) (link)

ZING!

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 5:32 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

also, i'm pretty sure this makes you go braindead.

-- matlewis (matlewi...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 1:43 PM. (matlewis) (link)

matlewis OTM!

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 1:50 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

He woulda been just as OTM had he left out everything after "drink", it's weird!

-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 4:39 PM. (allyzay) (link)

I don't understand this point. the media from which the games base their design is the real world - specifically various urban
environments.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobt...), July 16th, 2005. (later)

If I ever catch you Shakey, I'm going to beat you with a baseball bat until you spit teeth then I'm going to repeatedly run you over
with a RV, you little bastard.

-- Mike Stuchbery (michael.stuchber...), July 16th, 2005. (Mike Stuchbery) (later)

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This really is awesome, and I agree about "Music Sounds Better With You" - it sounds worse compared to the rest of this.
-- Dominique (d_leon...), July 16th, 2005 7:08 PM.

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there will be no more criticism of "music sounds better with you"
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), July 16th, 2005 5:09 AM.

-- shine headlights on me

That is magnificent. What thread?

-- Martin Skidmore (...), July 17th, 2005. (Martin Skidmore) (later)

-- anthony

-- Dr. C (Daveatcrossdee...), October 23rd, 2003.

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Hey! It's ROCKKKKKtor C!
-- Sarah (starr...), October 23rd, 2003.

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Yes it is.
-- Dr. C (Daveatcrossdee...), October 23rd, 2003.

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Cor.
-- Sarah (starr...), October 23rd, 2003.

Why in fucks name one needs an emergency stop on a salad spinner, I dont know. OH MY GOD THE SPINACH IS THROWING UP! STOP THE RIDE!

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), June 30th, 2005 4:53 AM.

-- dahlin (dahling00...), July 17th, 2005 1:23 PM. (dahlin) (later) (link)

i know a guy

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), July 17th, 2005 2:05 PM. (dr g) (later) (link)

The Cinemax rule: If two women are sharing a bed and one asks for a good night kiss, they will lez up in slow motion to a soundtrack dominated by alto saxophone. If at least one of them is wearing a thong, high heels or both, they will end up in a bubble bath surrounded by candles and incense. There will be much oohing and ahhing and they will acheive orgasm despite seeming to rub against every part of each other's bodies EXCEPT for the erogenous zones. If a man shows up, he will bring himself to orgasm by rubbing his penis on one of the women's behinds.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), May 11th, 2005.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

last weekend i got talked into giving an ankle-length leather jacket-wearing pompous prat a lift home from a party. he was not only wearing emo glasses with clear lenses in them but actually told me that they were non-prescription and he just thought they looked cool. then, after asking me who our premier is (as i work for his office) he tried to explain to me the state of local politics. then he asked me out not once but twice. thankfully the second time was out the front of his house. i didn't answer him, i just glared. he tripped over his leather jacket on the way out of the car. haha. knob.

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), May 8th, 2005.

But what if he was THE ONE and you just blew off the guy who's going to save humanity by placing his hand in front of oncoming bullets?

-- The Father of Honky-Crunk (roastingonanopenfireSPAMPL...), May 8th, 2005.

-- Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (Mod...), July 17th, 2005 1:45 AM. (ModJ) (later)

"How did McGyver do it that one time...?"

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), July 17th, 2005 1:55 AM. (Rock Hardy) (later)

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), July 11th, 2005.

dance music -> rub up on a girl on the dance floor -> have sex with dance floor girl -> recreation/procreation

-- cutty (holle...), July 11th, 2005.

Cutty, were you in KIDS?

-- Nevada Lime (adamr...), July 11th, 2005.

-- carbon (identitymachine...), July 18th, 2005 5:06 AM. (carbon) (later)

Well, I'm already bored with you...

-- luna (lunace...), July 18th, 2005 5:08 AM. (luna.c) (later)

haha

-- cozen (skiplevel...), March 11th, 2005 11:38 PM. (Cozen) (link)

So am I!

-- Honorary Banana Slug (adamr...), March 11th, 2005 11:39 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

m'accuse.

-- Honorary Banana Slug (adamr...), March 11th, 2005 11:39 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

... football was a lot more exciting in the 70s

-- Dadaismus (dadaismus@), July 18th, 2005. (Dada)

-- grimly fiendish , July 17th, 2005. (grimlord)

something about the phrasing of 'horrific crime of passion' is killing me.

Harold and Kumar is the most recent teen comedy where I actually felt any connection with the lifestyles, backgrounds, hopes and aspirations of the protagonists. I do not identify with the characters in American Pie, for example.

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 18th, 2005 5:12 PM. (ex machina) (link) (admin) (userip)

even stifler?!?!?!?!!!!

-- 3 (...), July 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (link) (admin) (userip)

-- pullapartgirl (rabbitrabbi...) (webmail), July 18th, 2005 12:28 PM. (pullapartgirl) (link)

-- tat perry (tat_perr...), July 18th, 2005 2:56 AM. (later)

Answers

here we go again with the googling and the juggaloing and the mahaven glaven

-- jedidiah (jedsarchive...), July 18th, 2005 3:07 AM. (later)

we've got to warn them!!
-- W i l l (lolomgwt...), June 27th, 2001 9:54 PM. (common_person) (later) (link)

That's an all time classic excelsior.

Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 19th, 2005.

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lucky old you, kingfish!!!!
-- RJG (RJ...), July 19th, 2005.

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Sweet jayeesus she's only 20??? That means she was barely legal when I started lusting after her.
-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), July 19th, 2005.

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close call, hurting!!!!!!
-- RJG (RJ...), July 19th, 2005.

-- mark s (...), July 19th, 2005. (mark s) (later)

(you might need to be a bit of a history geek to find that funny)

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poor jadakiss cant get on any list, not even this one
-- 3 (...), July 19th, 2005 1:10 PM.

request form for pimp my ride

AIDANSGAMA

rides in texas

Somewhat, yes. Indeed.
-- Tim Ellison (timelliso...), July 19th, 2005. (Tim Ellison) (later)

Hmmmm...
Just adding that to my files.

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 19th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (later)

MY ANGLO-FILES!
-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 19th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (later)

-- Banana Nutrament (straightu...), July 19th, 2005. (ghostface) (later)

Yeah, now I'm being "confrontational." I see.

-- Tim Ellison (timelliso...), July 19th, 2005. (Tim Ellison) (later)

Where you see "confrontational" you should infer "act like a jackass".

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), July 19th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (later)

yeah, not special but the context made it work v. well.

-- Tim Ellison (timelliso...), July 20th, 2005.

You are a horror.
-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), July 20th, 2005.

-- maria b (maria...), July 20th, 2005.

Harold and Kumar is the most recent teen comedy where I actually felt any connection with the lifestyles, backgrounds, hopes and aspirations of the protagonists. I do not identify with the characters in American Pie, for example.

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 18th, 2005 5:12 PM. (ex machina) (link) (admin) (userip)

even stifler?!?!?!?!!!!

-- 3 (...), July 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...) (webmail), July 18th, 2005 12:19 PM. (blueski) (later) (link)

How is that funny?

Well, not to my knowlege....

Aja: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pwn

x-post

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 20th, 2005 7:34 PM. (ex machina)

Uh, thanks Jon. I think I get it.

-- 3 (...), July 20th, 2005 7:46 PM.

Um, some jock named Jon

A self-described asshole.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), July 19th, 2005 11:53 AM. (nickalicious)

I don't know. I tought it was funny...

-- koogs (il...), July 20th, 2005.

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ok
-- mark s (mar...), July 20th, 2005.

-- DV

I am suffering from Supressed Office Laughter because I cannot face explaining the context of my giggling.

I love you, Anna!

Aww, sweet.

I am clearly on the brink of hysteria today.

-- sgs

And again. I don't think having a double shot in my latte has helped me in any way.

I had a doctor put his finger up my bum when I was five.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 20th, 2005 8:23 AM. (Mark C) (later)

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did you like it?
-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 20th, 2005 8:25 AM. (ken c) (later)

-- Vic Fluro (ad...), July 20th, 2005.

-- kelsey (kelstarr...), July 20th, 2005 2:33 PM. (kelstarry) (later)

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they have marijuana scented incense.
-- kelsey (kelstarr...), July 20th, 2005 2:34 PM. (kelstarry) (later)

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"they"
-- kelsey (kelstarr...), July 20th, 2005 2:34 PM. (kelstarry) (later)

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), July 20th, 2005 12:09 PM. (later)

Huk, she may have inadvertantly given you your negotiating point. A sort of quim pro quo, as it were.

-- M. White (deir...), July 20th, 2005 12:14 PM. (later)

The ironing is too delicious.