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i overcooked the waffles!!! fuck

-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (dr_...), March 19th, 2006 12:26 PM. (ex machina) (later) (admin)

if you had a liberal arts degree that wouldn't have happened

-- m coleman (lovebu...), March 19th, 2006 12:34 PM. (lovebug starski) (later) (admin)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 19 March 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

it was a "surgical strike"

― Yawn (Wintermute), Sunday, 19 March 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

http://channel.creative-capital.org/images/projects/julyFletcher1-600W.jpg

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Sunday, 19 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

i had something funny i wanted to post yesterday but i can't remember what it was. i feel that the world is now poorer for this.

― stockholm cindy is a guy with a belly button piercing (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 19 March 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

larry the cable guy thread:

ive always wanted to make larry my bottom, hes the ultimate nascar dad

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), March 19th, 2006 1:45 AM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 19 March 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

and i hope they animate her voice which has the impact of centering me amongst 40 dumb rich whores shoe shopping.
-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), March 18th, 2006 6:07 AM

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 19 March 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

JUST WANTED TO SAY THX TO NED AND THE REST OF YOU PEEPS FOR KEEPING THE MEMORY OF ONE OF THE GREATEST BANDS EVER ALIVE!!!! I HAD FOUND MOST EVERYTHING ON CD, INCLUDING THE LAST DANCE EP CD, YES IT DOES SHOW FROM TIME TO TIME ON EBAY. THE ONLY ONE I COULDNT GET MY HANDS ON AFTER TWO YEARS SEARCH AND SEVERAL BIDS ON EBAY WAS SECOND LANGUAGE. THEN BY CHANCE I FOUND THIS PAGE AND NED IN HIS INFINITE KINDNESS IS BURNING ME ONE OFF TO SEND TO ME, I CAN ONLY HUMBLE MYSELF FOR HIS GENEROSITY, BEST WISHES TO YOU ALL AND KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE!!!!

-- dEvO69 (trentmulli...), March 19th, 2006. (later)

sorry for the caps

-- dEvO69 (trentmulli...), March 19th, 2006. (later)

Oh, no worries.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 19th, 2006. (Ned) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 20 March 2006 00:22 (twenty years ago)

http://i2.tinypic.com/rk80a0.gif
http://i2.tinypic.com/rl01f5.gif
http://i1.tinypic.com/rlfjbs.gif
http://i1.tinypic.com/rlgt2r.gif
http://i1.tinypic.com/rtdi7n.gif

― MIKE NAVARRO (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Monday, 20 March 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

i am having similar emotions about ricardo villalobos' much-feted "achso" EP

d00dz, autechre's EP7 came out like TEN YEARS AGO

-- vahid (vfoz...), March 10th, 2006.

oh go have sex with your girlfriend and leave us to our throwback idm

-- strongo hulkington (wt...), March 10th, 2006.

fuck you ILM

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 10th, 2006.

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Monday, 20 March 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

rockist moments of the papist popists, act 9, scene 123

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Monday, 20 March 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Alls I know is, I can't read the word "prolapse" without thinking of the word "rectum" as well.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003 12:18 PM. (kenan)

― o -- (eman), Monday, 20 March 2006 01:33 (twenty years ago)

darn near killed 'im

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 20 March 2006 01:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shawcontractgroup.com/html/html/literature/Images/Brochures%20Images/mod-mod-world.jpg

― account settings (account), Monday, 20 March 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

yes, delete kenan pls.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 20 March 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

noize bored: the "real" mod forum

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 20 March 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/46/115235682_05a75a49a8.jpg

just start buying stuff till u run out of money..then start selling stuff till u replace what yu spent..it takes about 50 yrs

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...) (webmail), March 20th, 2006 6:47 AM. (dan bunnybrain) (later) (link)

would you mind running a swiffer over that jug band album? the dust and mold is kinda bumming me out.

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), March 20th, 2006 7:02 AM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

its actually a reflection off th near mint shrink u pollyanna

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...) (webmail), March 20th, 2006 7:03 AM. (dan bunnybrain) (later) (link)

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

[Evil Bill & Ted are holding the real Bill & Ted over a cliff]
Bill: Ted, we gotta do something!
Ted: Dudes, even though you're doing this, we... we... we love you! We love you!
Evil Bill, Evil Ted: Fags!

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:32 (twenty years ago)

i actually had a my little pony and brought it to show and tell

-- latebloomer aka rembrandt, the fifth ninja turtle (posercore24...) (webmail), March 17th, 2006. (link)

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

that first image of someone on some animalish thing looks a bit too much like me for me to be comfortable

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/theboredoms/message/2310

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Monday, 20 March 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Here's a PDF copy of the actual order in the Department of Justice subpoena to Google for porn search results and queries (Gonzales v. Google). It's not every day that you see the phrases "teabagging" and "pearlnecklace" footnoted in a legal opinion -- see page 8, footnote 3. Also page 13, footnote 6 is highly amusing. Anyway, the bottom line is that Google has to turn over 50,000 random URLs from its index but no query strings, so most of the privacy concerns are now moot.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Monday, 20 March 2006 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I thought that the TOMBOT posts on the Little Pony thread made for a nice cannonball into that thread. Too bad it was an imposter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 20 March 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7gB3Czv0vbw

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Monday, 20 March 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/DAFBBF1C-7796-4D17-AE4A-59455DA39AD4.htm

― o -- (eman), Monday, 20 March 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Veronica, I can see your conflict of interest arguments, but I do not see the point of the 'Springsteen did not care about social justice until Marsh came along.' I have read that elsewhere, and it may be true but so what. They schooled Bruce about social justice and you make it seem like they tricked Bruce into joining the church of scientology. Bruce's music may not be better for it, but the charitable causes that he has given money to are certainly better for his conversion to social justice.

-- curmudgeon (curmudgeo...), March 20th, 2006. (DC Steve) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 20 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i will not learn to love prince until i learn to love sex.

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 20th, 2006 3:05 PM. (orion) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 March 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

SHASTA OTM @ YAHoo

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Monday, 20 March 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tiga.ca/forum/viewtopic.php?p=451#451

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 March 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

SELF-EXCELSIOR

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 March 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zen32721.zen.co.uk/picardcnut.gif

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Monday, 20 March 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

http://picardpervert.ytmnd.com/

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 20 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

haha someone actually said to me last night, "haven't you ever had sex with someone you didn't care about?" and i actually got up and stormed out of the bar. no, sorry, i am not swimming in so many sexual prospects that i have had the luxury of fucking for no good reason.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 19th, 2006 5:19 AM. (jaymc) (later) (userip)

Conorable move.
-- Yoo Doo Nut (do...), March 19th, 2006 6:42 AM. (donut) (later) (userip)

haha, Honorab.. oh never mind...
-- Yoo Doo Nut (do...), March 19th, 2006 6:44 AM. (donut) (later) (userip)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 20 March 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

i don't like his voice, and his songs always seem too fast to me.

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 20th, 2006.

You sad, stoned man

-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (dr_...), March 20th, 2006.

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Monday, 20 March 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

haha wow I became a noise meme

― Mickey (modestmickey), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

You kids get off my boat!
I don't know you guys!
The donkey chased me in here! I'm confused!
Buy my cardboard!
I'm locked in a van with a ferret!
Buy my petrified meats!
Charlie left me at the mall!
It's 5:45... where's the fresh bread?!
You kids better pay for that lapdance!
Apple cider!
I just got offered the lead in Cats!
Buy my trailer trash!
When my gang finds out, you'll be dead!
F*** YOU!
Get in the plane!
Buy my endangered dogs!
I burned my thighs on a hot pretzel!
Buy my creamed fats!
The kids like to feed me hay!
Buy my horse dividers!
The people at the bank call me Marty!
Buy my bird feeders!
You guys got cat s*** on my parcheesi board!
Get me outta this prison!
My grandfather smelled like sausage!
Buy my easter bonnets!
I got a blister shaped like Carmen Electra!
Buy my skinless antidragons!
I just used wet toilet paper to make a statue of your brother!
Bite my sore neck!
I'm stuck in a gas station!
Who you callin' a jerk?!
I like to smell old stereos!
Get out of my tent!
Who filled up my bathtub with this cheap jelly?
Buy my hookers!
I like the fresh hot donut!
Buy my mufflers!
The kids at the pond feed me bread!
My torso is cramping up!
I should have stayed in the cheetah circus business!
You've got some serious-ass selling Precious Roy product problems! You're fired!
The kids in the park think I'm a weirdo!
Buy my antifreeze!
The last time I got a good rope burn i was in Tahiti!
Dunk my ass!
I made my bathtub juice again!
Ketch-up! Everywhere!
I go to concerts all over the world and I've never seen these sandals!
I think it's the cheap leather!
I ain't afraid of no hookers!
Buy my hookers! I'm confused!
I got a medal for my birthmark!
Buy my... where am I? Laser grass!
My name's Andy!
Buy my powdered spit!
I listen to the Indigo Girls!
You guys smell like old soup!
I like to pet the leather couches!
Buy my locust costumes!
I'm sweaty so the sand sticks!
I love algebra!
I just ate a handful of honeybees!
Buy my soda taffy!
You're on the air? Suckers!
Why can't I play with the mannequins?
Who made chili?
You kids get off my property!
Pirates? You guys are suckers!
They call me Aunt Julie at the home!
Buy my stylic(?) pasta!
I'm in the mood for pants!
You guys are fired!
When do we get to see your sister's underwear?
Tastes like cheap lotion!
My pants are too tight!
Buy my parent hanggliders!
I just robbed a bank in Egypt!
Microwave safe!

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)

:D http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y106/94SE-R_wi/CamelTOERLY.gif

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

haha wow I became a noise meme

and noise ridicule

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I am not really a khakis & vans slip-ons kinda guy, especially not when I'm riding a fuckin vulture

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Monday, 20 March 2006 23:40 (twenty years ago)

your dark soul illuminated my tears- F train - m4w - 17
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-03-20, 5:27PM EST

i'm a 5' 8" white male with long flowing black hair that caresses my brow like rain upon a castle windowsill in the thunder of night. you were wearing black and white stripped leggings and a black skirt. you had a hawthorne heights t-shirt that ran across your figure softly and delicate like a rose in winter. you had black hair that covered your black lined eyes like a drape across the distressed sound of a dying soul. i was cowering in the window seat, tearing, staring out into darkness between 4th avenue and caroll street. you glanced at me once in a deep trance before throwing your hair back and returning to your magazine. i fell in love with you instantly. i felt our souls intertwine immediately after that glance.

love me undyingly.

* this is in or around park slope
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 00:39 (twenty years ago)

has she emailed you yet?

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

no :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:15 (twenty years ago)

(that was not really me.)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

i wrote this for missed connections on a dare:

Looking for an Open Minded Man - 30

I am an attractive woman who is intelligent, happy, educated, and fun. I enjoy working out, cooking, and the Theatre. I am a woman with many diverse interests and perspectives. Looking for someone to laugh with, to cry with, and to dream with. I have a lot to give and want so much to have that special someone in my life.

My ideal man is intelligent, educated, honest and sincere. Looks are not important to me, it is what is on the inside that truly counts. You are trustworthy and open minded, interested in working together to build a relationship based on understanding. A man that sees our potential together and encourages each other to reach for the stars.

If you have an open mind and are looking for your perfect match, reach me at the e-mail above. No porkers or fattie fat fatt fats.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:27 (twenty years ago)

not even CURVY?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

my gf won the bet, i said no one would respond, instead like 25 dudes from missed connections mailed me, really sickening.

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

Roffle @ that Boredoms thread!!

Maybe you should read up on the past Intonation Festival events before
ripping on this person. The fest handpicks some of the best currators
that have their fingers on the pulse of what is going on in music today.

currators

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

dudes on craigslist are fucked up, bro!

Gear!'s new Craig's List experiment: men submitting haikus in hopes of random sex

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

hahaha are devendra banhart and karl lagerfeld getting married in that photo?

-- geeta (geet...), March 21st, 2006.
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Karl actually does a olive branch "massage" on us after shows and we have to ceremonially "wed" him afterwards

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...), March 21st, 2006.
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gosh, karl's looking really angular these days, isn't he? i really don't approve of that extreme low-carb diet he went on! his facial features are so severe!

-- geeta (geet...), March 21st, 2006.
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he looks like max headroom

-- My faxed joke won a pager in the cable TV quiz show. (theundergroundhom...), March 21st, 2006.
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Helena Christensen is 10 times th woman that Lindsey is..and she can cook to

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...), March 21st, 2006.
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Damn, I was hoping it was going to be someone like Abe Vigoda or something.

-- Tokyo Ghost Stories (AbXy600...), March 21st, 2006.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

and noise ridicule

that's fine. as if i haven't gotten any for it before.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 02:37 (twenty years ago)

you are a guy with a belly button piercing!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 02:51 (twenty years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2120659111755287021&q=chacarron&pr=goog-sl

Give it time. Wait for it. Really.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

yes, this is true.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

that dude has down syndrome

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

YES I READ YTMND TOO

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

"read"

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4223/2090/400/tori.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4223/2090/400/ts4.jpg

― My faxed joke won a pager in the cable TV quiz show. (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

who the hell is "veronica moser"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

John, what was that? Besides not very funny?

(Although I think my sense humor has been broken by the O RLY? GIF.)

― Dan (Bemused) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

I found this AWESOME rock in the park the other day, I'll totally show you.
-- nabisco (--...), January 26th, 2006.

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 14:50 (twenty years ago)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f99/nibix/prev2.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

снуп доге!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Automatic Cyrillic Converter

со ноизе

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Crash is a movie that hikes up its skirt a little more than other films and shows us a botched operation.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), March 21st, 2006. (Dr Morbius) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:36 (twenty years ago)

jon, I am flattered that you keep the name. really though, did you see my picture on the ILE thread and decide that you're trying to brokeback mountain with me?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN = GAY!!! GOOD ONE> I WATCH JAY LENO TOO

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

RIAA WHERE R U

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

NO I JUST SAW YOUR POST ABOUT THE HAVING A BELLY RING

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ elmo

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.
-- Hello Cthulhu (masonicboo...), March 21st, 2006 7:30 AM. (kate)

LIFE IS POINTLESS ONCE YOU ARE OLD UGLY AND PRONE TO VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS DUE TO YOUR ROTTING WOMB
-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (dr_...), March 21st, 2006 7:32 AM. (ex machina)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

here is a gem from livejournal:

as i'm grading assignments for [REDACTED] i come across a pile of late assignments from a boy who's never submitted anything before last week. all the assignments are perfect and commented like whoa and i note on his gradesheets 'beautiful comments!' goldstar smileyface A+
then i notice one of his class headers has another student's name and section number and is dated 2 weeks before any of the other classes are dated. and in fact, all of the late assignments this boy magically submitted now are styled identically to the class submitted with the erroneous header info.
instead of sending him a response of a couple of fat 0s and an F in the course as dictated by the [REDACTED] academic honesty policy, i decide to search thefacebook so i could have a snarl or two at the cheater and accomplice. expecting ricers or frat pledges that list 'beer, chicks' as their interests, i am surprised to find perfectly normal, adequately acceptable, friendly, intelligent looking, non-gross, indie rockers. sigh. the boy gets his 10% off, which leaves him with an 88. and i will probably tell the incredibly friendly push-over professor (who brings pizza and fresh fruit into the i.t. programming labs for her class) that she might want to check this out. maybe.
:(

-- Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (jonathan.williams@geeMaleDotCom) (webmail), January 30th, 2005 11:32 PM. (ex machina) (link)

wake up jon, this is not real.
there's no such thing as a perfectly normal, adequately acceptable, friendly, intelligent looking, non-gross, indie rocker.

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), January 31st, 2005 1:00 AM. (ken c) (link)

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/36/97952352_1693851459_o.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 00:08 (twenty years ago)

hahaha awesome

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

if you are in building 2 and drink coffee then my buddy has served you coffee

you got served

coffee

-- harshaw (jub...), March 21st, 2006 8:00 PM.

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

are ppl following developments on the tiga hair thread? user "k*pasa" is rather upset. cutty you are disrespecting artists!!

― tiga is not shirt, not jeans, not any of this silly things: tiga is style in mus, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

if you say he looks good in the ordinary life [not in a magazine or in a fanzine], maybe u've never seen him in a dj set with his diamonds-bluefantasy-shirt.
tiga is not shirt, not jeans, not any of this silly things: tiga is style in music.
if he wanna be stylish in fashion's field, maybe now he should be with armani, valetino or gucci instead of being with deweale's, wink, dahlback and so on.
and my balls are broken: i'm bored to listen to people who loves him only for his cover for dj-kicks or similar.
HE'S AN ARTIST,NOT A TOP-MODEL.
STOP.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY IS NOT SHIRT, NOT JEANS, NOT ANY OF THIS SILLY THINGS:

CUTTY IS STYLE IN MUSIC.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 02:05 (twenty years ago)

AND YOUR BALLS ARE BROKEN:

― o -- (eman), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

CUTTY'S AN ARTIST,NOT A TOP-MODEL.

― tiga is not shirt, not jeans, not any of this silly things: tiga is style. (hait, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

STOP.

― tiga is not shirt, not jeans, not any of this silly things: tiga is style. (hait, Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Death of Torrent Spy.com

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

What is everyday creepy behavior?

- people who talk about people in bands all the time
- people who talk about drugs all the time

-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (dr_...), March 22nd, 2006.

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=14906

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

haha

To pass the time, I played Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for the Nintendo GameCube. At approximately 7:15 AM (one hour after ingestion), I was in the process of battling a ghost boss in the game. I was noticing some mild nausea at this time, but thought I had it under control. During this time, the only bad part of the experience occurred: The ghost hit my character in the game. Immediately, fluorescent green vomit spewed from my mouth like a fountain.

― o -- (eman), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

After the bird shaman had perished, I could no longer levitate anything.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

"RIP" BIRD SHAMAN

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

POO:good food/dood sex/good sleep

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 07:47 (twenty years ago)

Dude I've seen that same bird shaman walking around in the West Village.

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

...However, one time I turned and saw an empty clear, plastic videocassette case lying on the ground about 3 feet away, slightly opened. This time, I knew something was definitely different about it, but I couldn’t identify exactly what was so odd about it. Just out of curiosity, I stared at the seemingly normal case for about 10 seconds. Slowly, the case began opening and closing on its own. Though a very minor visual disturbance, this was very interesting and exciting to me at the time. I continued watching this same case for around 2 more minutes, very intrigued by its movements.

How Videodrome!

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 08:54 (twenty years ago)

Seperated at berth?
posted by Arthur Dales @ 10:38 AM 2 comments

2 Comments:
At 6:42 PM, Mike said...
Berth?

At 7:50 PM, Arthur Dales said...
yeah like in frogger 2, asshole

― au hasard (sleep), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

i am offended that my rep is all about penis touching.
-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), April 12th, 2003 2:06 PM. (anthony) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

THAT IS IF IT IS EGGERS

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 22nd, 2006. (nostudium) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

the bird shaman story is rather poignant.

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

anthony is gay?

-- Real Goths Don't Wear Black (miltonpinsk...), March 22nd, 2006 8:06 AM.

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no, anthony is queer identified

i explain that in the first ppgh, that its a lingua franca, that im missing something in the general culture by not listening to it.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), March 22nd, 2006 8:25 AM.

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but you said 'As a gay man'...

-- Real Goths Don't Wear Black (miltonpinsk...), March 22nd, 2006 8:28 AM.

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sometimes we say things because of space concerns.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), March 22nd, 2006 8:30 AM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

sexual orientation complexity contest March 22nd 2006 @ ilx. be there or be merely queer

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?
i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...
but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.
he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), January 4th, 2006.

vs. 'space concerns'

― au hasard (sleep), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

uugggh, TMI mr. eatson.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=330884

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:IeBVcX-scGgJ:www.faxedhead.com/discog/necrogenometry.html+%22Taco+Bell+men%27s+room,+Coalinga,+CA.+No+thanks+to+the+people+who+kept+banging%22&hl=en

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

anthony is my favorite ILXor. I might start a fan club.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

anthony:D

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

has anyone ever smelled anthony?

― account settings (account), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

i threw a stone at a fake pope once though

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

you are so very foreign, yet again, congrats

i want to know about the smell

― account settings (account), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:43 (twenty years ago)

http://bitpuddle.com/images/2004/12/stink.jpg

― o -- (eman), Thursday, 23 March 2006 01:57 (twenty years ago)

haha fcc i don't think this warrents deletion (after all, eggers posted it! he's a known prankster -- oh those silly days at might! -- so it's probably a mcsweeneys gag anyway, all "high concept" and shit) but maybe this email is a little different because it advocates writing short factual reviews and not, y'know, lying about the gulf of tonkin.
-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), March 22nd, 2006 9:52 AM. (s_clover) (later)

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I like the assumption that that IS in fact Eggers being made here.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 22nd, 2006 9:59 AM. (Ned) (later)

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Well, indeed.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 22nd, 2006 10:00 AM. (nostudium) (later)

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xpost
what, you think someone would just impersonate a famous author and well known man about town? yeah right.
-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), March 22nd, 2006 10:16 AM. (s_clover) (later)

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LOL @ DAVE EGGERS HAHA NEWBIE STILL USES HOTMAIL, AMIRITE? GET ONE GMAIL MR FAMOUS WRITER-MAN.
-- John Justen (johnjuste...), March 22nd, 2006 10:35 AM. (johnjusten) (later)

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anyway eggers, welcome to ilx! i'm sorry i don't like your books that much but i think you'll probably have lots to say about, y'know, pop culture and stuff.
also, you can argue with momus.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), March 22nd, 2006 10:35 AM. (s_clover) (later)

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THAT IS IF IT IS EGGERS
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 22nd, 2006 10:37 AM. (nostudium) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:17 (twenty years ago)

that Ned, you can't put one past him

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 23 March 2006 03:18 (twenty years ago)

STRAGIHT GUY WITH BELLY BUTTON PEIRCING DOES NOT COMNPUTE BUZZ KLACK.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...), March 20th, 2006 10:48 PM. (johnjusten)

― o -- (eman), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:10 (twenty years ago)

jon that bugzilla link is brilliant.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 March 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

I fucked all of us fucking gays!

-- supergay (hanako...), March 23rd, 2006 4:57 AM. (later)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 23 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

btw, why DID u fagz lock the funny thread?

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

no funny, no thread

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

eek, better get back at it!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

BACK TO WORK, YOU CLOWNS

http://www.theplaymakers.com/welcome/archives/Funny-Factory.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

no accounting for taste, bro
what's with this "going somewhere" thing you dissapointed-types are going on about, anyhow?

-- senseiDancer (evi...), March 23rd, 2006 3:46 PM. (sexyDancer) (later)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

i bet nobody makes more money in a year than i do. come forward if you do and let us compare and contrast the differences in our annual income.
-- ath (klintved...), March 23rd, 2006 5:01 PM. (ath)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

who is that ath dude?

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Only the richest man on ILX!

He's the El Cajon hustler, infamous for getting kicked out of 23 indian reservations last year for card counting.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

he's not richer than gabbneb, tho.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

this is pretty funny tho

Dude, you need to G00glə Pr00f that name.

oops i mean ЁХН ДАРНИЕЛЛЕ from the МОУНТАИН ГОАЦs

-- ath (klintved...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2006 7:23 PM. (ath) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

ath posts here.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

that's karl ORLY. i met him on makeoutclub when i was 18 and we were internet friends for a long time. well, for a couple months. i rediscovered him on ILX! the net is such a small, small, dorky, world.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

actually, i'm such a small, small, dorky girl that i probably have a bias.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:01 (twenty years ago)

KILLY, DID U POST ON THE MOC BOARD?

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

karl's the reason why I'm here in the first place, having passed along the link. now I'm wondering if Steve Shasta has ever been in my kitchen.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 24 March 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

wow - this karl sounds pretty cool

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

no i did not post on the MOC board. i had a profile up for a couple months and had to take it down b/c i was bombarded with emails and IMs from creepy, hardup MOCsters

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

oh, life is so tuff for a pretty girl.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

stop hitting on me

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

i think this was the picture i had on there: http://topkool.free.fr/images_seriestv/punkybrewster01.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

oh, well then it's not cuz you are pretty it is cuz you looked twelve.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)

stop hitting on me

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

stop flattering yourself, gash.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:54 (twenty years ago)

stop wanting to make out with my .jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

it is not you, but punky brewster with whom i wish to make out.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

O WHO HASE HEARD THE ROAR OF NED'S FIRE WOOKIE?!

― Dan (HAEV YOU?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

lame

― ath (ath), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

no actually that kind of makes me giggle too

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

WHAT A WOOKIE

(sorry)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

this weekend I am going to meet a family relative who's in the Secret Service and is reportedly a regular member of Condi's security detail.
So post any questions you think I should ask about her...

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), March 23rd, 2006 6:30 PM.

1. Is her hair really a helmet?

-- Dan (For Starters) Perry ([email protected]), March 23rd, 2006 6:32 PM.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 24 March 2006 11:24 (twenty years ago)

I don't know...bugs are "icky" but you can crush them as easily as a giant would crush a twinkie. Just mind they dont sleep in your genital

-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), March 24th, 2006 7:08 AM. (Mr Jones)

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 24 March 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

The island to the cast: "John Locke, your legs are HEALED! Jin Kwon, your wang is potent once again! Hurley....nah, we'll let you remain morbidly obese. Fuck you."

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 24th, 2006 7:43 AM. (inca) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nbc5.com/news/8213707/detail.html

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 March 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Airport police said they found marijuana and six antidepressant tablets without a prescription label.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 24 March 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Oh boy. She's a crazy fashion designer, btw -- one of those people that makes dresses out of, like, dry leaves and bubble wrap.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

So did he not make level 60 or something?

-- Kv_nol (knolan8...), March 24th, 2006. (Kv_nol) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 24 March 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/alfred.jpg

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Friday, 24 March 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

would you all please go back to fucking ILE?

-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2006 11:06 PM. (orion) (later) (link)

would your mom all please go back to fucking ILE

-- ath (klintved...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2006 11:09 PM. (ath) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

that dude up there looks like a cornfed shane macgowan

― gear (gear), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

THAT IS ONE OF THE RIGHT WING DICKS ALFRED SOTO.

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Which one, Alfred or Dom?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

oh, not Alfred Soto (he of large forehead) but the other one

― gear (gear), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I want to see someone do a series of photos where Passantino morphs into Perpetua.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

WHAT hAPPEN TO FUNNY?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

LOCK IT UP

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 March 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

"gira's own stuff >>>>>> everything else on young god"
GOD HIMSELF WILL NOT BE JUDGED ON THIS THREAD. ONLY DEMI-GODS.

-- scott seward (skotro...), March 24th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 24 March 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

actually all of the "girls" on these boards are Ned pretending to be other people, FYI. Including me.

-- Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyza...), March 24th, 2006 2:23 PM. (allyzay) (link) (admin) (userip)

*penis shrivels*

-- team jaxon (jaso...), March 24th, 2006 2:35 PM. (jaxon) (link) (admin) (userip)

Heavens!

-- R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (dr_...), March 24th, 2006 2:41 PM. (ex machina)

― o -- (eman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thai-toku.com/v2/pretonium/pictures/heroes/spiderman/2.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/friendlybug.jpg

― account settings (account), Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

cute!!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe8myLXlEdo

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 25 March 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

dominique, are you a man or a woman? i commented on pinhas' studliness b/c i was thinking i had found a girl to share my girly thoughts with, but maybe you're not a girl.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 25th, 2006 11:17 PM.

― CHILD STAR TO METH ADDICT (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

In comedy circles, there’s a famous Saget story about the night his first daughter was born. After a very difficult birth, during which Sherri Saget and her baby almost died, a friend showed up to find Mr. Saget looking utterly destroyed, unshaven, unrecognizable, but holding his newborn.

“Oh my God, Bob, she’s beautiful,” the friend said.

“For a dollar, you can finger her,” Mr. Saget replied.

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:46je8XW7cJAJ:www.angrynakedpat.com/wwwboard/messages65/956.htm+%22go+home+to+Los+Angeles+for+one+night+before+the+run+ends%22&hl=en&lr=&strip=1

-- W i l l (lolomgwt...), June 23rd, 2005 2:24 PM. (common_person)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

lindsay has the sexual taste equivalent of an mp3 blogger

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), March 26th, 2006 12:03 PM.

when she winds up in a three-way with annie and mia i'm moving to a country with no internet

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), March 26th, 2006 12:03 PM.

― send your men of science quick (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

it seems philip sherburne convinces pitchfork to let him review silent shout again in the guise of a "this month in techno" column.
good stuff though, i'm so pleased with this criticism this album has been getting.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), March 24th, 2006 8:53 AM. (mcutt) (link)

i doubt it will even be released in the US!
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:06 AM. (mcutt) (link)

keep listening to it! really!
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), March 25th, 2006 10:51 AM. (mcutt) (link)

fandango, this album is obv doing something to you, you can't stop talking about it.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), March 26th, 2006 12:11 PM. (mcutt) (link)

the "communist in the family" lyric?
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), March 26th, 2006 12:25 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― account settings (account), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

uh, yeah, i like that album, so i post on that thread.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

"like"

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's pretty good!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

listening to it now actually!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

threadzilla

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

enjoy it!

― account settings (account), Sunday, 26 March 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

Sex vs. cuddling

― send your men of science quick (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 26 March 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

ive just come from 4/5th of it...and im not sure what i think. i feel abused and isolated...i took this abstract seires of notes in the theatre, and i am working thru...the fifth one (the mormon one, the gary gilmore one) was the one that killed me the most, and im worried that i am projecting my own shit...cause this film is more of an open text then almost anything else
notes directly:

bagpipe music in the isle of man one is all scratchy and noisy
i really like the colour of testicles
centuar with shorn horns, ron perlman in hellboy,
escape thru tunnels, vas deferens/wombs
all this fucking lubricant
isle of man makes me reconsider girl on a motorcycle-!
swimming thru pearls, like fish roe
cod peices
doves (jacobian doves !?)
couteiers in crimson and orange--twins ?
ribbons all over the place
the lights like ovaries, the angels bless the house
opera=high code for low emotion
pink slit betwixt black leather
drums on empty stage
stuffed/inflatable
pools of water
lillies ribbons
4(goat,excess, servents, centaurs)
dancers,doves,mistresses)
baubled pairs
climbs the bean stock
black leather bodice
hand peice of two glass spheres connected by gold
two pennies
love on stage as an assumed 3rd audience, this does not
orchestra as audeince
like a whistler painting
underwater, baptism/drowning
min black on a black horse, are they dying together
winter field, black trees
emph. on footwear
naked under his cloak, white bone futursitc goves and manacles
langourus cuts
tragic, almost camp, so over time (does it realize this?)
germanic (remake of wagner)
horse rides alone (western)
dives off bridge in mantacels naked (houdini and the water sequences in 4, the centuar dives beneath the floor, handcuffed or weighted)
swelling strings
greygreen river much like the forrest (intercessional ?)
strange biomechincals (pool, shoe, robotic vaginas and anuses, unrelated or pseudorelated to ursla andress)
broad silent acting more kabuki then gish
18th centuy polychrome itaalian clupture of angelic kids
4 mermaids live under roe
full size, with fetal faces
marie attonies, wating to rise to coutiers
saphhic
barney comes in, as neptune, with red tulip feet, walks into the water, the attendants come and tie ribbons to genderless gentila, and then doves take the ribbons and fly it to the celling, pulling out (cremaster) his cock
majorettes/busby berkley one idea taken too far
sex--bees over whelming
houdini
salt flats
norman mailer (who wrote about gilmore, and gilmore is in this one)
rythimic
sacred/secert rituals in rooms shaped like honeycombs (lds deseret)
rock and roll (slayer--inside joke--cf blood revenge(ww) lds (think laban)
Brahma Bulls
rock and roll as GGs first break w. the church
Desert
wax phallus
everything overwhelmed w. bees (work, efficency but also groupthink)
matthew barney and his ego
does everything have subliminal meanings ?
(dino gas)
two cars connected by honeycomb (replacement, intercessary again, conduit)
slc tabernacle, w. 12 men--scale model
petrojelly everywhere (in the flapdown wind visor)
old fashioned american gothics (the gilmore murder/the architechture of slc)
12 apostles, 12 tribes, 12 riders, 12 flags, latter 12 bison
american/canuck flags
rodeo (angola + gary on the bull, bull dies as gary rides, sacfricial)
circle of salt,
4 beehive sentinals
cops on mounts in atheltic patterns
2nd half about drones and queens,
mounties, lakes, rocky mtns, banff springs

surreal in its most litearal sense

-- anthony (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), June 20th, 2004 2:26 AM. (link)

― account settings (account), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I don't know how anyone who doesn't attempt conversation with him could hate him.

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

how long have you been gone for anthony?

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

i wish anthony's list was all song titles

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

reading that made me want caviar

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Monday, 27 March 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

cutty otm

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 27 March 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

woah I just read that that cat woman that was arrested plays in Plastic Crimewave

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 27 March 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vintagedrum.com/fullimage/brain-d.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 27 March 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

wtf is that!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 March 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

a totally kickass video, that's what.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 27 March 2006 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Brain's Lessons is an instructional video from Warner Bros. Publications, which stars drummer Bryan "Brain" Mantia. Brain has worked with Limbomaniacs, Tom Waits, Primus, and recently Guns N' Roses, among others. His educational video is divided into four main sections. Also included is a 14-page booklet that contains written examples of all lesson material. Intrigued by the subtitle, I decided to dissect Brain's Lessons and see if there's anything worthwhile inside. Here's the result.

Lesson 1: Go-Go Beats
The video itself opens up with Brain jammin' on some Go-Go patterns that incorporate cookin' Conga fill-ins played with his left hand. The lesson itself consists of Brain demonstrating these Go-Go grooves. He begins with a basic pattern and builds up to more complicated (and funkier) grooves by adding more advanced right stick hi-hat and kick drum rhythms. Brain also gives us an example of his Conga drum fill-in technique, which should give you plenty of ideas to play around with.
Lesson 2: The Up-Down Technique
Here Brain explains the basic sticking technique that he uses. This consists of applying various levels for playing accented and unaccented notes. Included is a quick explanation of the Double Stroke Roll.
This section does not go into very much detail on technique and only serves as a simple starting point for the beginner. (Refer to my series of articles on Building Monster Chops in the sidebar on this page for a more thorough study of technique.)
Lesson 3: Funk Drumming
Brain opens this section with a sort of duet between Drum Set Funk Beats and burps. It's not a misprint, I said burps. Brain seems to have had a good time making this video. Whether the viewer will have as much fun, depends largely on the viewer.
This section gets better when it gets down to business, including demonstrations on how to get three different tones out of your Snare Drum and three ways to play your Hi-Hat. Also good is Brain's advice on how sometimes playing less (leaving some space for the other musicians) is better than overplaying.
Lesson 4: Ostinatos
For those of you unfamiliar with the term, an Ostinato is a pattern that is constantly repeated. This section of the video gives you Brain's take on the Ostinato. He uses 2 basic foot patterns for the Ostinato part, using basic Samba and Baiao beats, and adds various left stick Snare and right stick Cymbal parts to the mix.
This is great stuff for your 4-way coordination and should provide you with plenty of ideas for developing drum solos using Ostinato patterns.
Bottom Line: Is Brain Worth the Bucks?
I had mixed emotions about this video. If you've read any of my past reviews (see "Related Links on this Site" in the sidebar), you'll know I'm not much for the handheld camcorder-filmed look (ALA COPS), or blurry out of focus attempts at "creative" camera work, both of which you'll find throughout this video. I also wasn't fond of listening to Brain's explanations while he chomped on his steak dinner, ice cream, and banana. You may find these bits entertaining, I didn't. However, my bottom line for any review concerns cost versus educational value.
Does this Warner Bros. Publications video, which retails for $24.95, give you your money's worth? For the beginning drummer, my answer is yes. There's enough here to get the beginner thinking along some creative lines. I would also recommend it to the more advanced drummer who is new to Funk drumming and Ostinato patterns, and has an interest in playing Go-Go.
For those of you who do pick up Brain's Lessons, don't miss his solo at the very end of the video. He plays part of it with some very unique drumsticks. Now this is creative, funny, and entertaining – and the camera work actually stays still long enough for you to enjoy it!

Until next time: Stay loose!

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.drummerworld.com/Videos/Brianmantiagogobeat.html

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

i need this video.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:31 (twenty years ago)

go-go cutty

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

I've never seen a defend the indefensible thread where there wasn't counteroffense.

Anyway, here's one case where I think the conventional wisdom is right -- he's the poor man's Springsteen and his Americana-ish lyrics are offensively bad. When he stays out of that territory he's inoffensive at best.

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...), March 26th, 2006 11:18 PM.

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I've never seen a defend the indefensible thread where there wasn't counteroffense. - yes we know, you're new, we get it
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), March 26th, 2006 11:23 PM.

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yes we know, you're new, we get it

I've probably been here almost 2 years. I used to post under "Hurting"

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...), March 26th, 2006 11:29 PM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 27 March 2006 07:32 (twenty years ago)

lois is hot - she is sexy and horny, and perte's friend fancy her a lot,
but her daughter is ecen better!
whats her name? forgot.

btw,anyone who think family guy is bad is 1.not my friend 2.should be band to planet mars.

-- dersde (...), March 27th, 2006.

― latebloomer: a nice guy, i like him just fine, but he's a mouth breather (latebl, Monday, 27 March 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

buckethead is totally on that video and i love it and i dont even play drums actually i do and im damn good

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 27 March 2006 11:34 (twenty years ago)

The leopard man....

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,647990,00.html

We tried to catch a glimpse when we were staying up there, he lives on a little island just off Kyle of Lochalsh and putts across to the co-op whenver he needs grub. Pretty normal guy by all accounts.

-- Rumpie (rumpu...) (webmail), March 17th, 2006 6:21 AM. (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu) (link)

maybe by your standards

-- RJG (RJ...) (webmail), March 17th, 2006 6:22 AM. (RJG) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 March 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 27 March 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

That Guitar Loops album is so bad that I started listening to it for the first time and before it was over, I already began creating an eBay listing for it.

-- Mr. Snrub (mistersnrub@

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 27 March 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/145628153.html

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Wake Up ILM, there's a new Fiery Furnaces LP
~~~

i love how in 2006 we can debate whether a record has stood the test of time before it's even been released

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), March 27th, 2006 2:04 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

I still hear this thread title in the voice of a scolding gay man.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), March 27th, 2006 2:08 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.areyouhivprejudiced.org/hivatwork/res/img/Stickers.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

"sharing cutlery"

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 March 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

"sharing stationery"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

"using the same toilet"

― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

"drinking from the work fountain"

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

"you cannot get hiv by"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

SHARING CUTLER

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

AH FULL BLOWN AIDS

― Marty Feldmen Books On Tape (sexyDancer), Monday, 27 March 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://www.blobspark.com/Luau%2005/Janet3.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

Jessup's got style

― pyjamagrama (teenagequiet), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

awww, hes playing peekaboo

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

is that john kerry?

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 March 2006 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Latest "Click opera" entry:

http://imomus.livejournal.com/

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Well, stop reading it then. That way you won't have to post any more of these:

I READ BOING BOING TOO
-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.air.balloo...), April 22nd, 2005 3:01 AM. (ex machina)

I READ BOING BOING TOO
-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.air.balloo...), April 27th, 2005 12:57 PM. (ex machina)

We read Boing Boing too.
-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.a[email protected]evel, April 29th, 2005 5:03 PM. (ex machina)

I read boing boing as well!
-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 18th, 2005 6:48 PM. (ex machina)

I READ BOING BOING TOO
-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (dr_...), March 3rd, 2006 9:34 PM. (ex mach

HEY ROOMIE,

I READ BOING BOING

-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (dr_...), March 17th, 2006 11:53 AM. (ex machina)

I DON'T READ SOMETHING AWFUL
I READ BOING BOING

GET 1 MEMO DUDE

-- R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (dr_...), March 17th, 2006 5:59 PM. (ex machina)

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), March 27th, 2006 6:00 PM. (laurah) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

so is it at all weird that these pictures turn me on?

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 27th, 2006 10:21 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 02:27 (twenty years ago)

from the celestial seasonings thread...

i remember this rumour that they funded radical pro-life groups!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), March 28th, 2006 1:09 PM.

youre thinking of dominos pizza's short-lived xtra cheezy chamomile
-- +++ (...), March 28th, 2006 1:10 PM.

― send your men of science quick (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://1101.com/MOTHER3/monster/m_11.gif

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

wow. it's so weird how people can get worked up about hte simplest things (rap singers?) cos it was JUST A MOVIE. jeez. it's not like it was offensive or anything. personally? i thought it was hilarious. and just in case anyone wants to tell ME i have no life i want to tell them FIRST THEY have no life for bothering with the whole thing. can't just go around telling people their racist just cos they posted one FUNNY MOVIE on a public messageboard.
so there.
DISCLAIMER: all my opinions, ok, so u wanna get up someone don't get up anyone ok?

-- NickiAnne (JColors1...), March 28th, 2006 10:28 AM.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

< / http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:f5qMftwudb1ZVM:odp.uoregon.edu/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong_small.jpg >

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 4:39 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

I READ NOIZE BOARD TOO!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

"tynan delong"

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 23:04 (twenty years ago)

"kenan dehebert"

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0324061utah1.html

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret 9:11 - For it is written that a son of Puberty would awaken a fearsome Period and the wrath of the Period would be felt throughout the Homeroom.

-- +++ (...) (webmail), March 29th, 2006 10:44 AM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

"Along with throwing items from the bedroom at police, Peterson urinated in her cupped hand and tossed it at cops." hahahaha

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah kudos i luv temple of the dog

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 28th, 2006.

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

HWAT'S WRONG WIHT TEMPEL OF TEH DOGG?

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

i shouldn't have posted that out of context

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

temple of the morning star = pure, beautiful evil

-- latebloomer: band to the planet mars (posercore24...), March 28th, 2006.

yeah TEMPLE OF THE MORNING STAR WAS SICK...and every record after that had its moments...but bros, SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 28th, 2006.

IAN, THAT RECORD RULES

-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 28th, 2006.

TODAY IS THE DAY IS THE ONLY BAND IVE EVERY SEEN DO A BLACK SABBATH COVER...AND BE LIKE, FUCKIN A.

SICK.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 28th, 2006.

yeah kudos i luv temple of the dog

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 28th, 2006.

― latebloomer: band to the planet mars (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

"Along with throwing items from the bedroom at police, Peterson urinated in her cupped hand and tossed it at cops." hahahaha

i like the transformation into vague, polite police report language: "propelling a substance onto an officer"

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I know UNIX = old operating system that uses a lot of text and a lot of monochrome and commands that you have to type. Given an in-your-face by the Scandinavian rapscallion Linus Torvald, who created the Linux operating system, which was more or less the same thing except the name looked vaguely like his first name, and it was open-source, so that anyone could go in and monkey with it. Hero to computer geeks everywhere.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), March 29th, 2006 11:55 AM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

in what way is that humorous?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

the shining wd have been better with an asthma inhaler (possibly in the nicholson role)

-- mark s (mar...), March 29th, 2006 4:52 PM.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

the ALERT THREAD transformation (unless i was missing the animation before)

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

There are eleven jars passing by in that marquee.

(Where the hell did this mild OCD come from?)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/45/120002259_b00238dddc.jpg

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

phew!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

Really, let's raise this board from the dead -- I can't take another fucking ILE film thread.
-- Dr Morbius (wjweb...), March 29th, 2006 1:53 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later)

YAY PLEASE NEVER POST ON ANOTHER ILE FILM THREAD AGAIN YAY

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 00:50 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/53/119925718_f287eb0712.jpg?v=0

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 March 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

awesome times happen when bros hit the pizzeria

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 30 March 2006 05:29 (twenty years ago)

i bet i could eat all of that pizza.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 05:34 (twenty years ago)

WHO WOULDA EVER SUSPECTED AN ANONYMOUS MOZ FAN TO THROW A HISSYFIT???
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), March 30th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 30 March 2006 06:25 (twenty years ago)

"Working with Brian Eno opens the door to a world of sonic possibilities," Mr. Simon, left, said in a statement. The album will also feature appearances by Herbie Hancock and Bill Frisell.

-- Eazy (chicagoflaneu...), March 30th, 2006 2:21 AM.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 March 2006 10:49 (twenty years ago)

jody, my initial reaction to that picture was that the girl had diarrhea all over her leg. then i realized it was weathered by old scotch tape.

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

i had thought some pizza sauce got on the camera lens.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

that pizza looks really vile -- like they just opened up some heinz tomato sauce and canned olives and dumped it all on the dough.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.extraneo.it/goatse/goatse_ipod_skin.html

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

WOW more goatse funny THANKS XENI!!!!!11

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

maybe next you can post your UNICORN CHASER rite?

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

LOLZ I MADE A MEME UNICORN CHASER.

Whenever I hear "unicorn chaser" I think of some like a "chubby chaser" who wants to fuck unicorns.

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Thursday, 30 March 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

i'd imagine the unicorn would be the one doing the fucking

― gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

on yr couch ;)

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

wearing a hat ;)

― gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

http://images.cafepress.com/product/19171934_240x240_F.jpg

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

OFFICIAL MEAT

http://www.tastetheexcitement.com/

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.chrisburke.org/images/homepage.jpg

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

Handcount: 5 of 6 visible.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

only four are really *accounted* for, though.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

LOL @ CHRISBURKE DOT COM

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

OOPS DOT ORG, CUZ HE'S NOT IN IT FOR THE BILLS

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Jon and Ian always keep me current with what's making the young ppl sick.
-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), March 30th, 2006. (later)

your mustache is making the young ppl sick, good sir.
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (dr.carl.saga...), March 30th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

most retards die young for a reason

xpost

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

come to random canyon,
where the gryphon's always riffin
and the unicorn is horny in the spring.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Horny Modal Rounders

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

that "unicorn is horny in the spring" line is so classic, i think. funny band, those roundahs.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

As a SexHerald.com intern ( http://www.sexherald.com/index.html ), you’ll receive hands-on behind-the-scenes experience and be conversant of the process that makes a publication live. We have over 300,000 readers that are eager to read your contributions.

What you’ll gain besides much-needed information about the Web:

• Online journalistic writing experience
• A wide range of knowledge on all things sex
• Academic credit, if applicable

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Does Morbs really have a moustache?

(Yes, I know: File --> Save)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

yes, he does have a mustache now.. and it actually looks good! i am sorry for making fun of it :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Do you asshats even know who Yoshimi is?

-- Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) ([email protected]), April 13th, 2004 2:29 PM. (ex machina)

The drummer in the Boredoms.

-- Stewart Osborne (stewart.osborn...), April 13th, 2004 6:21 PM. (Stewart Osborne)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Morbius, yesterday:

http://www.wholeoats.net/classicshots/c36.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

shit, this is ilm, sorry, Pet Sounds!

-- scott seward (skotro...), March 30th, 2006 2:42 PM. (scott seward) (later)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.clubi.ie/qualitycompany/ireland/PLYNOTT.JPG

― gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Moustache Rock - Musicians behind moustaches

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

i totally want to make a series of amateur porn videos with overdubbed narration by john bunnell

http://uk.geocities.com/johnbunnelluk/images/jb.jpg

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

What are the most ambitious records ever?

Use your own definition of "ambition"...
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), March 30th, 2006 11:40 AM. (Nick Southall)

Answers

wagner - ring cycle
-- scott seward (skotro...), March 30th, 2006 11:41 AM. (scott seward)

shit, this is ilm, sorry, Pet Sounds!
-- scott seward (skotro...), March 30th, 2006 11:42 AM. (scott seward)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

chevy tahoe the apprentice ad

make your own

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

why wfmu?

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 31 March 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

"In one sting, bricks of cocaine were smuggled from Mexico using tombstones with the Virgin Mary on them"

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

my father worked in th trucking bizness in th 70s and often wood bring home items that "fell off" th truck..one of these items was th cassette soundtrack of liza w a z..which i listened to alot..so much so that when i hear th music now im transported back to th ct split level w th very much on th road father and th harried coping mother,fashioning headphones out of headphones,cursing th low level output on th stolen cassette player just so i could hear more minelli magic

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...) (webmail), March 30th, 2006 12:57 PM. (dan bunnybrain) (later) (link)

dude, it was a one-story "ranch", not a split-level. although, you lived in the basement, so maybe that's why you remember it wrong.

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2006 1:06 PM. (scott seward) (later) (link)

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

That's too awesome for words.
-- Gilbert O'Sullivan (fluxion2...), March 31st, 2006 11:47 AM. (kenan) (later)

Then SHUT UP KENAN
-- Ansible Adams (dr_...), March 31st, 2006 2:43 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I Need A Picture Of Galactus As A Woman!

― Ansible Adams (ex machina), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

i had a bro who was engaged to a girl about to join the peace corps in burkina faso and be away for three years. i told him it was a bad idea, because first of all she was a little crazy and possessive (when he told her he'd gone to see a film with a friend who happened to be female, she almost ended it) and secondly she'd probably meet some hippie motherfucker named chad and that would be that.

i was wrong, though, she met some hippie motherfucker named todd and ended it.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), March 31st, 2006.

― latebloomer: a power and finesse vocalist (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

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-- killy (fagsztra...), March 31st, 2006 10:23 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (admin)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 1 April 2006 07:34 (twenty years ago)

1. Mogwai Frown
2. Mogwai Fear Vegetables
3. Mogwai Middle-Aged Team
4. An Anthem for Grey-Skinned Neds Hanging Round the Cash Machine
5. Mogwai vs. Shape Up and Dance Vol. 3
6. Mogwai Round Midnight
7. Buckies = Jesus Fuck the Smoking Ban
8. Mogwai Don't Dance
9. Fiercely Cuncentrating On the Second Ghost House Level
10. Mogwai Salute the Magic of Freddie and the Dreamers
-- Mystic Handyman (noodle_vagu...), April 1st, 2006.

― bato (bato), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Marvin Gaye - What's Goin' On
killed soul music dead
-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), April 1st, 2006 12:44 AM. (vahid) (later)

I promise never to say anything as boring and predictable and flat-out stupid as this ever again.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:18 (twenty years ago)

also this made me crack up

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 1 April 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Dude Jesse Jackson has been hitting the gym or something! lookin good

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

that's right I'm gay for jesse jackson, what are you gonna do?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Marvin Gaye - What's Goin' On
killed soul music dead
-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), April 1st, 2006 12:44 AM. (vahid) (later)
I promise never to say anything as boring and predictable and flat-out stupid as this ever again.

-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), April 1st, 2006 2:18 PM. (vahid) (later)

LOOK AT ME I'M OFF MY MEDS AGAIN

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

i luv yr ruff gide to hippe soul vahid

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:28 (twenty years ago)

thx chaki! but didja know i spend all my time reading british music critics and not actually listening to soul music?!?

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 2 April 2006 01:48 (twenty years ago)

its that a ref to something someone said on a thread

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Sunday, 2 April 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to a one BR on LES tonight that will be about $1600 all inclusive.

1. It's more expensive than I'd like, but it's manageable. What do regulars think about that related to the market?

-- mitya's new york minute (mitya_il...), April 2nd, 2006 5:07 PM.

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 2 April 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

I know this guy from high school

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/34/121736683_ec08322c6f.jpg?v=0

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 2 April 2006 22:49 (twenty years ago)

damn, blastocyst, u r young. or maybe there is an inside noise joke i don't get.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 2 April 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

interests: bandanas -- PRICELESS.

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Sunday, 2 April 2006 23:30 (twenty years ago)

I'm 19 in 7 days

Am I still barely legal?

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Sunday, 2 April 2006 23:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/box.gif

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 3 April 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kingofeasystreet.com/stuff/Jesus-kitten.jpg

― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 3 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i thought jews were supposed to be circusized?

or is that a big ol' doobie?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 3 April 2006 05:49 (twenty years ago)

why is there a cat?

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Monday, 3 April 2006 06:13 (twenty years ago)

the cat is evil.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Iworshipped Momus for years. I live in central Canada and he was my sophistacated Dandy . I spent hundreds of dollars on imports , rarities and mercahndise. I downloaded live tracks and rarites from Napster, gnutella and hot line. I burnt CDs and gave them to my friends like ad execs gave cocaine in the 80s. I plasterd my room with photos. I hitchiked to LA to go to concerts. Through his website he introduced me to Serge Gainsbourg and J Pop. I learnt more about Superflat . I wrote Art History papers that had him as a introductury quote nad an entry in the bibliography. Then I started to lurk on this board. Every post he wrote reminded us he was in Tokoyo He said things like "I have an apartment in New York and I don't go below 14th St". Now I am in the boonies and maybe i am just a rube. Is he being amusing and epigrammtic like Andy Warhol or is he just a twit. Now i know how difficult it is to lose childhood obsessions but i feel disinfranchised .
-- anthony

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

"circusized"

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://a.wimp.com/p/essay.jpg

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Monday, 3 April 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

http://images.ifun.ru/w/Whj6uPhrYG.gif

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Monday, 3 April 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/5842/p10100025jz.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 3 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

Eeuwwww

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Monday, 3 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

In a way, I'd rather watch the centipede video again than look at still-life man with bellybutton piercing.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I can tell by the rug in the bground, this man has an eclectic sense of style

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

why is there a cat?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

The funniest part of the cat/rabbit gif is the cat crying out "WHAT THE FUCK?"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Ghostface set to release new album "Fish Scale" in December (the title supposedly refers to the purest form of cocaine)

I gotta go get this now, clearly.
Making an effort to see that Nokia show, holy fuck that sounds tasty.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), March 29th, 2006 2:15 AM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

Tofu, if you get a ticket, let me know, I'll meet you there.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), March 29th, 2006 2:31 AM. (inca) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

SHOOTIN UP DA CLUB

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

.jpgs plz

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

NICE ONE FUCKHEADS
Don't read aja dante unless you want people to use javascript to steal login cookies
Aja/D Memorial Thread
Can we have less unfunny cunts shitting up Aja/Dante?

/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?newanswers.php?board=55

― Masked Intruder (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

That's not funny, it's really sad! :`-(

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:23 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=15

― Masked Intruder (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:24 (twenty years ago)

Dream about my brother and girlfriend having sex

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

german massive erection video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=NHZQahZcVfc

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

my sister sent me this:

http://www.learningtoloveyoumore.com/reports/47/hearn_kara.php

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 02:49 (twenty years ago)

xp - hahaa DER SCHLANGEMANN

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

Deletion of Aja/Dante = merci beaucoup

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 11:38 (twenty years ago)

It's spring 2006 and I say EXCELSIOR to all you rofflers

― Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i think dom and i should get our own reality show

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Can we have less unfunny cunts shitting up Aja/Dante?
This has happened.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), April 4th, 2006 11:42 AM. (mark grout) (later) (link)

― Masked Intruder (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

i could not possibly imagineer a more pathetic cunt than Dom on that excelsior thread

http://katiebair.com/figment.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

It never ceases to amaze me, the way Dom keeps stepping up to either Jess, Trife or Blount, or some combination of the 3 of them despite the fact that he gets owned every single time. WTF @ the mentality.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

post thread examples please

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:02 (twenty years ago)

he's just pissy because ann peebles tore his playhouse down

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

A/D: where the same 4 jokes never get old

― Masked Intruder (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

4? 2, I thought.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

- HEN FAP
- Marissa
- Hating Forkclovestofu
?

― Masked Intruder (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

haha so is this where i mention that i didn't get laid a few weekends ago because once the girl found out my full name she was furious about something mean i had said in print about clap your hands say yeah?

-- strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (wt...), April 4th, 2006 11:14 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), April 3rd, 2006 9:56 PM. (later)

...

I call bullshit on that ten times over.

a) You're the kind of guy that, if that really did happen, would have rushed straight to ILX to start a "HAI GUYZ!!!" thread without even pausing to pull your pants up.
b) Explain "You didn't get laid" because of it. Whilst flinging your trousers off in the midst of passion your ID fell out of your wallet and hit her in the face? Whilst she lowered herself down onto you you happened to mention "By the way, I totally snarked on a popular indie band the other week, so I think I may just be able to maintain erection for over 45 seconds this time"? Or, you know, have you confused "Guaranteed sex" with "Woman speaking to you for long enough to know your surname?" Did this one knee you in the balls as well or...?
c) The idea of anything you write being read by women is quite improbable.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), April 4th, 2006 10:55 AM. (later)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

dom passantino, excelsior fact-checker, calls bullshit ten times over!

KEEP ON KEEPIN IT REAL, DOM

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

tynan dedom

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

damn, that's way too long for a nigga like me to read. i hope shit works out, whatever it is.
-- faggotry (faggotr...), July 5th, 2003 5:50 AM. (faggotry)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

i like how he doesn't believe jess DIDN'T get laid.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

:-(

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:12 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha which is not a diss! it's just a funny thing to call somebody out on

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

"how dare you insinuate you are inept at meeting women??"

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

"admit you do indie chicks every night of the week... loser"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

"strongo, the very idea that right now an indie chick isn't performing oral sex on you under your desk is preposterous."

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

NO CREDIBILITY

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf1.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf2.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf3.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf4.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf5.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf6.jpg
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf7.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

I am stifling laughter so hard right now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:26 (twenty years ago)

jesus...my chest...

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

dude post that on the excelsior thread!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

done and done

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:31 (twenty years ago)

just the pic not this whole thread, numbnuts!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

kudos!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

DUDE TYNAN'S PURSED LIPS

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:32 (twenty years ago)

all annoying white boys be lookin alike

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

chaki, you are my inspiration ("tynan dedom")

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

Burberry is soooo over, Dom (not Leone).

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

yeah that scarf pattern totally makes me wanna barf

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/morf4.jpg http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/walktheline250a.jpg

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 18:52 (twenty years ago)

It's gotten to the point that whenever I start a conversation with my girlfriend about ILX, she rolls her eyes and says "Oh baby... don't you have something else to do?"
Unless it's about Animal Crossing. Then she's receptive.
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), April 4th, 2006 2:26 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

why the FUCK do you talk to your girlfriend about ILX?
-- cutty (holle...), April 4th, 2006 2:37 PM. (mcutt) (later)

More to the point, why is she still going out with you?
-- Nadaismus (dadaismu...), April 4th, 2006 2:38 PM. (Dada) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

also:

Hemorrhoids Must Go

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

the glasses match perfectly. wow. it's like that michael jackson video. let me try one.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

[THESE TAKE A WHILE 2 LOAD BROZ]

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom2.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom3.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom4.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom5.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom6.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom7.gif http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/tynan.dedom8.gif

― Ichigo (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

i always said dude was a creep

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

all it takes is a perusal of his stylus reviews and you realize he's not getting any tail and has some issues with the ladies as a result.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

i've never seen anything as funny as the tynan/dom morph on ilx

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

speechless

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

that truly is the funniest thing ever posted on ilx.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

What makes it so roffley is that moment in about the fourth panel when you suddenly realize what's coming.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

*dead*

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i give up, can't loop the animation:

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

wow

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha poor jess.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

jessflux?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

i especially like when jess gets a combover

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/no.cred/fatty.gif

― Ichigo (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)

He doesn't become Perpetua until he opens his eyes.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

perpetua kinda looks like a xmas story kid

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/ACS/pdAFACS0002.jpg
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/8720000/8729655.jpg

― Ichigo (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

how come when I met perpetua he didn't look anything like that? who did I meet?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

was he "larger"?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

how come when I met perpetua he didn't look anything like that? who did I meet?
-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), April 4th, 2006 6:28 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later) (userip)

was he "larger"?
-- cutty (holle...), April 4th, 2006 6:30 PM. (mcutt) (later) (userip)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

let's keep it civil people.

i think that's him, from the sxsw thread? + everyone knows that jess/matos pic which gets posted 3x weekly. both are fair game.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

this IS being civil.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

going morph crazy over here, was just thinking how ally looked like jess1ca ryl4n in her wedding pictures.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mis/141443902.html

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:10 (twenty years ago)

stellar girl w/ manure - m4w
Reply to: @craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 10:02AM EST

I watched as you hoisted a bag of cow manure into your Wagoneer. I couldn't take me eyes off of you.

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

the continuing pwnj of aja/d

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 08:58 (twenty years ago)

nothing kate does is funny

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 10:31 (twenty years ago)

i laughed anyway.

who are the mods on i love writing, pash?

― dude dude (dude dude), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

the aja/dante diaspora

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 10:57 (twenty years ago)

The only mod on the "I love writing" board is someone called "skrik". I have no idea who this is.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:12 (twenty years ago)

tears

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 13:36 (twenty years ago)

it looks like i'm being squashed down

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 13:38 (twenty years ago)

SPOILER ALERT [highlight to view]:

-- Ichigo (dr_...), April 5th, 2006 9:48 AM. (ex machina) (later) (admin) (userip)

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4879822.stm

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

More than 5m South Africans have HIV - the highest number in the world.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah maybe i shouldn't have put that on the funny thread.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:09 (twenty years ago)

Jeans and Clarks...are a nice combination

-- ddb (stupidpum...), April 5th, 2006 12:16 PM. (ddb) (later) (admin)

Tammy Wynette and The KLF...also a nice combination

-- ddb (stupidpum...), April 5th, 2006 12:17 PM. (ddb) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Fess up Perpetua, you may have your pride and integrity but don't you wish you had TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS? I mean, that's some serious taco money.
-- mike h. (m...), April 5th, 2006 3:33 PM. (mike h.) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

I don't have a dedicated player yet -- I use my powerbook, which does not lend itself to an audience of more than two.

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), April 5th, 2006 5:57 PM. (Jon L) (later) (admin)

perfect for vietporn

-- team jaxon (jaso...), April 5th, 2006 6:07 PM. (jaxon) (later) (admin)

Jax0n, can you please leave your obscure tastes off of this thread!

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), April 5th, 2006 6:07 PM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (admin)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

THERE'S NOTHING OBSCURE ABOUT VIETPORN

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lasikathome.com/

a) doctor is wearing glasses

b) smoke coming out of eyelids on 4 easy steps graphic

― team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

That has to be a joke.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Please? Someone link to the snopes.com FALSE page please...?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

looks like something from Lasik Vision Institute
http://www.quackwatch.org/04ConsumerEducation/News/ew.html
"Be Wary"

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.
(re: panel 3 of the four easy steps)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

home kit includes 'mild sedative 4mg diazepam' (sic)

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

ah I guess that is spelled correctly. still, INSANE

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

awesome

http://www.cafepress.com/lasikathome.51588269

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

hey can somebody do a kenan/tynan morph?

― the man from mars won't eat up bars where the tv's on (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 April 2006 00:11 (twenty years ago)

(That's not him in the scarf?)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 6 April 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

hey can somebody do a kenan/tynan morph?

i've been waiting for this.

SHHHHHH

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 6 April 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

jess is cuet!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 6 April 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/antipope_large.html

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 6 April 2006 04:52 (twenty years ago)

Attention: The YSI Crew

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 April 2006 10:53 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 6 April 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

xXx ME! YOU! YOUTH! YSI CREW! xXx

― smokemon (eman), Thursday, 6 April 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

lol

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:57 (twenty years ago)

well done you have functioning genitalia, have a lolly.
-- Real Goths Don't Wear Black (miltonpinsk...), April 6th, 2006 9:59 AM.

― the man from mars won't eat up bars where the tv's on (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/847/cryingeagle8oq.jpg

simply epic

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Other Music is a good place to start.
-- o. nate (syne_wav...) (webmail), April 6th, 2006 3:00 PM. (onate) (later) (link)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 6 April 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/theperfectpenis/

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 6 April 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

i have a big hunch that in the next couple days some blogger is gonna find out this cop posts on free republic or something and prove he knew exactly who cynthia mckinney was
-- ++++ (...) (webmail), April 5th, 2006 1:47 PM. (link)

― CUSTOS PASSANTINO HPENCIL MILONAKES (account), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Two words: j/o party
-- jaymc

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 April 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

http://wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=47869

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

While he was in the neighbor's home, police say Smith took off his clothes and asked the neighbor to "oil him up."

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=poxy+fule&btnG=Search

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4656/craig7sy.gif

-- jinx hijinks (nutramentmik...), April 6th, 2006 11:02 AM.

― smokemon (eman), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.photowords.com/CulturalLandscapes/Bali_5238.jpg

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Thursday, 6 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

will steven shasta make an appearance tonight?
-- team jaxon (jaso...), April 6th, 2006 3:10 PM. (jaxon) (admin) (userip)

As of my lunch break right now (I've been here since 6am and was here until >9pm last night), it looks good.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), April 6th, 2006 3:23 PM. (Steve Shasta) (admin) (userip)

This is the life of a semi-professional wakeboarder folks. Choose your careers wisely.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), April 6th, 2006 3:23 PM. (Steve Shasta) (admin) (userip)

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 6 April 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

commodores EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNNG

-- killy (fagsztra...), April 6th, 2006 4:36 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (admin) (userip)

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its just called 'Easy'

-- shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki.tim...), April 6th, 2006 4:44 PM. (chaki) (later) (admin) (userip)

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[shutitbitch9rf.jpg]

-- team jaxon (jaso...), April 6th, 2006 4:52 PM. (jaxon) (later) (admin) (userip)

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i meant cam'ron HEY MA WHATS UP

-- killy (fagsztra...), April 6th, 2006 4:53 PM. (baby lenin pin) (later) (admin) (userip)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 7 April 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

all i'm good for around here is bein' quoted on the funny threads

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 7 April 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

i am in a non-black, primarily white reggae band. Reggae is fun to play, especially if you are white!!!!!!!!!!!!!! white people playing reggae, whod'a thunk it could ever happen!
-- Shaquille O' Neal (sa_ruwl...) (webmail), September 29th, 2005 2:50 PM.

― vahid (vahid), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

SHAQ!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

ALSO. BASED ON THE NOISES I HEARD. LADY JAIL SEEMS A BIT GNARLIER.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), September 11th, 2005.

i will be there, someday

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), September 11th, 2005.

― haitch (haitch), Saturday, 8 April 2006 08:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.141empire.com/141cinema/ass2assguy.htm

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 8 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

MENUDO RECORDS
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-04-06, 3:56PM EDT

I HAVE A FEW MENUDO RECORDS STILL IN THE ORIGINAL COVERS. THEY ARE OF THE ORIGINAL MENUDO GROUP. THEY'RE PROBABLY ABOUT 22 YEARS OLD. THEY ARE GREAT COLLECTORS ITEMS. I HATE TO HAVE TO GIVE THEM UP, BUT I HAVE NO USE FOR THEM ANYMORE. BEST OFFER WILL BE CONSIDERED. I ALSO HAVE PICTURES OF THE ALBUMS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.

* this is in or around BOERUM HILL
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 8 April 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

my hero

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mystifier.com.br/images/mystifier_main.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

"BLACK METAL"

THOSE GUYS LOOK LIKE BONE THUGS AND HARMONY

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

Please remove the my image from your website

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

AAAAND HIS MYSPACE ACCOUMT

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 9 April 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

SORRY here's the SHOTGUN

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 9 April 2006 09:01 (twenty years ago)

No, sorry, I've just been to see him in concert, and now I have a desparate need of toast.
-- Gatinha (rwillmse...), April 9th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 9 April 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

How do you respond when someone asks you out while you're DJing? That kinda left me speechless, I had to pretend I didn't hear her.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 16th, 2005 6:40 AM. (Tuomas)

If she's cute, you say YES, Tuomas. Christ in a bucket, how we hold your hand sometimes.

-- moley (mol...), December 16th, 2005 7:09 AM.

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

I HAD A "SAMMICH" FOR "DIN DIN" THEN I WENT "POTTY"

-- Washable School Paste (evi...), April 7th, 2006 11:27 AM. (sexyDancer)

― smokemon (eman), Monday, 10 April 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

kudos

-- [jailhouse tattoo] (adamr...), December 16th, 2005 5:36 PM. (nordicskilla)

no kudos, no credibility

-- s1ocki (slytus...), December 16th, 2005 5:38 PM. (slutsky)

no shirts, no shoes, no surfjan

-- [jailhouse tattoo] (adamr...), December 16th, 2005 5:40 PM. (nordicskilla)

no sufjan, no cock chunks

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), December 16th, 2005 5:42 PM. (caitxa1)

caitlin?

-- [jailhouse tattoo] (adamr...), December 16th, 2005 5:42 PM. (nordicskilla)

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 10 April 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

i miss adamrl and caitlin ;(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 10 April 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

caitlin is a bit of a bitch

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

was there some relation between adam + caitlin? i could never figure it out.

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Even your javascript ain't funny, dood.
-- Confounded (confoundsk...) (webmail), April 7th, 2006 5:11 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

sorry i just skimmed the noize board emails from your mom thread & it seemed like everybodys parents were waspy old money republicans talking about painting their yachts

-- +++++ (...), April 10th, 2006 1:37 PM.

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

was there some relation between adam + caitlin? i could never figure it out.

that was the best part about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

who's the duder with the cool smoking trix?

― Priest of the Temple of Syrinx (blastocyst), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 10 April 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

of course I was criticizing the running order. you're always there to jump in and misinterpret things in the dumbest possible way to try to make yourself look clever, aren't you?

-- Matt McEver (mattmc38...), April 10th, 2006 1:42 PM. (mattmc387) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

YA RLY. That's the point of the article, to describe what has happened to me. Your point? And I'm well aware of the Operation Fastlink article also. I edited it to fix a lot of wrong information in there myself.
-- Mickey (mi...), April 10th, 2006 11:29 AM.

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I'm not really posting for your benefit, felon with belly button ring!
-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (dr_...), April 10th, 2006 11:31 AM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 April 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

i want to see hellfaucet make some good ytmnds of Mickey when that RIAA anti-piracy video leaks.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:45 (twenty years ago)

that dude thinks he's mumia

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

gear, not only is that genius but now it's time for some arts 'n crafts.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 10 April 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4452/mickey3ut.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 10 April 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.paulchristianson.com/street_team/andy_dick_1.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 10 April 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

For what it's worth, in Finland we apply the word "raddish" for people who are Red on the surface, but White in the core.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), April 10th, 2006 1:38 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

...

here in slovajkia we have name for persons who have less than 20 potato. they are the called "holuksikcz petiosn" and are ridicule of town. just FYIs

-- ath (klintved...) (webmail), April 10th, 2006 1:41 PM. (ath) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 01:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jcnot4me.com/

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:36 (twenty years ago)

seriously scroll down to the "Missing Links Disprove a Theory???
What About THIS Missing Link, Fundies!!!" part

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:51 (twenty years ago)

dude is totally guano!

― latebloomer: filled with vanilla pudding power! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan sounded OK until Destroyer's Rubies changed my life and cured my cancer.
-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), April 8th, 2006 10:22 PM.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V is the formula that describes the "ideal female ass" in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry, according to psychology lecturer David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England:
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

i can't remember the last time i 'threw a brick'
-- Ste (ste.foste...), April 10th, 2006 1:58 AM. (Fuzzy)

I do! You were wearing a crotchless vinyl catsuit and right after you falsetto meowed "MrrraaaoOOWWdd-d-don't KNOW about this!.." all fourteen yards of that throw snapped your wrist like a strawberry Pocky, NYEAGUH...
-- LeCoq (leiffe...), April 10th, 2006 4:42 AM. (LeCoq)

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

http://img25.echo.cx.nyud.net:8090/img25/9970/sw12.jpg

I'll pre-empt and just say BOING BOING?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

LOLZ PIRATE DVDS I AM TEH N00B

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I am still roffling at that.

― Dan (Who Knew The Presbyterian Church Was Like The Mob?) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Can someone explain me what the hell does "o rly" mean?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 4:08 AM.

oh, really?

-- RJG (RJ...), January 31st, 2006 4:13 AM.

Thanks. What does it have to do with owls then?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 4:14 AM.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

OK that Andy Dick photo is the funniest thing on the internets right now

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I really like Andy Dick's jacket in that photo. :( :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:51 (twenty years ago)

LOOKS LIKE WALLPAPER

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

The flawless execution displayed by the musicians on Zappa's 'Joe's Garage' floored me when I first heard it. Sure, the lyrics are childish, but the sound of the album and the music contained within is highly impressive. Simply put, these guys knew how to play their instruments with a very high skill level. And though Zappa is hardly a vocalist in any way, the performances that Ike Willis turns in definitely make up for Zappa's inconsistencies. Yet Zappa's hapless vocal attempts will always sound like those of a polished professional when compared to the catterwauling of Mr Lydon.
I can only grin at this thread's attempt of comparison. The musicianship contained on 'Joe's Garage' demolishes the amateurism of PIL...but I LOVE MUSIC always prefers amateurism. So go ahead, slam the true pros and praise the pretenders.

-- baht habit (drbah...), April 11th, 2006 7:22 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/dan-rider.gif

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

There was actually a time when I didn't "get" that animated gif. and now, I do. I should quit the internet right now..,, but you know what Cowboy? I can't.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

5...4...3...2...1 to Jon telling everyone he saw that gif 5 years ago, when it was made, OMGWTF so 8 days ago.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

BREAD
3 LOBSTERS
BREAD
-- Jarlr'mai (jimmy.parke...), April 12th, 2006 12:43 PM. (jarlrmai) (later)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

"Sister Golden Hair" is probably better than any individual song Neil Young or Steely Dan ever put out (not something which I say lightly), and it's CERTAINLY much fucking better than any individual song Tom Waits ever put out (something which I say very lightly).
-- The Good Dr. Bill (fadeout9...), April 12th, 2006 10:06 AM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

Ally, you're really asking to be banned, huh?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

HANATARASH PLZ DESTROY JOES PUB...THAT PLACE IS BALLS
-- ddb (stupidpum...), April 12th, 2006 2:32 PM. (ddb) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

I really really hope Hanatarash is an obscure pagan deity. Nature of worship ritualz?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

no.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

COMUS

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Laurel:

HANATARASH V1DZ

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

i bombed uranus
-- vahid (vfoz...), April 12th, 2006 1:09 AM. (vahid) (admin) (userip)

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

Noise? How disappointing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

YELLOW CARD

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

why u wanna break girls hearts today ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

LAUREL

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

SUPER ROOOOST

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

yeah, I was all about thundercats when hanatarash were killing things

-- Dominique (d_leon...), April 12th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

yo is it true jesus got sonned by groundskeeper willie and fat red buddha in a sushi beef?

-- A nervous goat is a force to be reckoned with (teenagequie...) (webmail), April 12th, 2006 5:01 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

uhh...

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

a funny thread needs funny

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

OMG that GIF

― Dan (Oh Noes) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

freshest thing I hear for several year
pop the glock
Havent a clue what the lyrics mean
Sound of beauty the way you dream

Structural viral fractal - Brilliant music

-- jeremy slawson (acoastwalke...), April 12th, 2006 7:54 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

i'm literally crying it's so funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol1llUK3lUw

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:33 (twenty years ago)

oh man.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

...

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

!!!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 13 April 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

yess

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 13 April 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

i lol'd

― name (eman), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

U MAD

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 13th, 2006 1:29 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (admin)

Vegas Odds:

Jon Williams 4000-1

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 13th, 2006 1:29 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (admin)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

THE ONES WHO DISS FERGIE EAT A DICK THATS ALL I KARE ABOUT SHE KAN SING SHE GOT SUMTHIN NO OTHER BITCH HAS GOT THATS DIFFERENCE....I BETCHA SHE KAN MAKE U CUM JUST BY TOUCHING YOU SO FUCK OFF AND GO FUCK DIRTBALLS OFF THE STREET AND STOP HATING YA NERDZ
-- be.jelous.of.fergie (MAKAVELI_KIN...) (webmail), April 12th, 2006 5:57 AM. (later) (link)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

be.jelous otm

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Just by touching you, eh?

― Dan (MAGIC) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

you know,,, she like,, touches your weiner and stuff.

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

pretty sure that's a ref to 'finger up the ass' action OBV DAN

― j (or so i've read) blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

taylor dayne had a better voice and was better-looking and that was almost 20 years ago

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

also, she wasn't named "fergie"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

taylor dayne had a better voice then damn near everyone, her and freddie mercury are watching american idol in heaven and laffing their asses off.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Wait, Taylor Dane is dead?????????????

― Dan (;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

nah, she's pretty awesome though

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinemorgue.com/taylordayne.html

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

killy is hot, like f. redwell hot, blount. I don't keep pix of ppls off the internet tho, that's a bit creepy.

HAHA XPOST

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...), April 13th, 2006 2:22 PM. (allyzay)

ALLY YOU MARRY PPL OFF THE INTERNET FFS

-- j (door was left ajar) blount ([email protected]), April 13th, 2006 2:24 PM. (papa la bas)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah that was good

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cinemorgue.com/taylordayne.html

i saw stag! it was on one of the movie channels late at night.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm assuming that she was killed by an adult male deer then?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Whoops. Misspelled a word there.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/9017.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

delete everything i've ever posted

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

[oh, forget it, the thread above pretty much covers it]

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 13 April 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://i2.tinypic.com/ve63k4.jpg

― Polysix Bad Battery (cprek), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure what time it was... half past wasted? it's all a bit hazy. i remember: clean sheets, sour grapes, and van. also, i remember a guy giving me money for the jukebox. his only request was that i play husker du. should i track him down and marry him?
xpost - nah, he went via the jmz.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), April 14th, 2006 11:51 AM. (laurenp) (later) (link)

Oh, sure, that makes total sens--VAN? Aside from that thing that guy dropped into your drink while you were in the bathroom, how was there a VAN involved??

-- Laurel (sininspac...) (webmail), April 14th, 2006 11:59 AM. (Laurel) (later) (link)

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/mcgriddlefanfic/

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

Yes, me posting a couple harmless messages on the noise board is the exact same thing.

-- Mickey (mi...) (webmail), April 14th, 2006 2:10 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

Haven't you misjudged things as "harmless" before? :D

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (dr_...) (webmail), April 14th, 2006 2:11 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

lol

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

does anyone remember which of the long drawn out mickey threads has the remark about prison rape in it?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

that dude is a total narc now

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

i think his r1aa deal includes taking a few of us down with him

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

he's totally a plant -- moaning on ilx about how filesharing ruined his life

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

i'll bet he forwarded every ysi thread to the feds

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rpi.edu/dept/NewsComm/Magazine/jun02/f3/singingfish.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 April 2006 17:59 (twenty years ago)

http://bigmouth.here-n-there.com/

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Derek Borchardt, of Charlotte, N.C., Matthew Howard, of Longmont, Colo., and Aaron Jones, of Hillsboro, Ore., each pled guilty yesterday (Feb. 28) to one count of conspiracy to commit copyright infringement for their involvement in the prerelease music group "Apocalypse Crew" or "APC." George Hayes, of Danville, Va., pled guilty Feb. 13 to one count of criminal copyright infringement related to his involvement in another prerelease music group called "Chromance" or "CHR."

Each of the four defendants face up to five years of imprisonment, a $250,000 fine and three years of supervised release.

As leading members of the prerelease music groups, the defendants sought to acquire digital copies of songs and albums before their commercial release in the U.S. The supply of prerelease music often was provided by music industry insiders -- such as radio DJs, employees of music magazine publishers, workers at CD-manufacturing plants and retailers who frequently receive advance copies of music.

Once a group prepared a stolen work for distribution, the material was distributed in minutes to secure computer servers throughout the world. From there, within a matter of hours, the pirated works are distributed globally, filtering down to peer-to-peer and other public file-sharing networks accessible to anyone with Internet access and potentially appearing for sale throughout the world.

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah, just smple file-sharin's what got him in trubble

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

"TURN UP THE BASS"

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

lol

― latebloomer: Ambassador With Training In Righteousness (latebloomer), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

"apocalypse crew"....what a douche

― gear (gear), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

i didn't know it cost a quarter mil just to be l33t

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 14 April 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/x-alice.gif

i spend so much fucking money on music it's not even funny. like $100 a week for a month, then i'll take a month off where i cut back to $20 a week, then i'll go bonkers again.

i hope they give that mickey guy the lethal injection!!!

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

haha a pre-release cartel!! that certain sheds new light on mr. bellybutton

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

he also admits to ripping/uploading free promotional comps!!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

just a couple dudes, kickin' back, schemin' to defraud major labels

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

For God's sake, somebody please help me burn a CD with my Mac

funny for someone acting so contrite

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

the whole charade would have worked better if he had posed as a music critic who supplied the prerelease groups but got caught.

http://www.apc.fr/images/dispatch/logo.gif

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 14 April 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/3936/safeforwork3jw.jpg
"safeforwork.jpg"

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

This thread =
[keithjessmatos.JPG]

-- Jon Passantino (fa...), April 12th, 2006 12:28 PM. (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Sonic Youth new album "Rather Ripped"
due out June 13th, tracklist and article here:

http://www.cmj.com/articles/display_article.php?id=10547214

Let us discuss and anticipate. I still can't remember anything about Nurse at all, but I liked Murray Street.

-- sleeve (sl...), March 26th, 2006.

Answers

Rather Indifferent.

-- Alex in NYC (va...), March 26th, 2006.

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

From: Quinn
Date: Apr 14, 2006 4:22 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hi
Body: I TOLD HIM NO

From : Mickey Borchardt
Sent : Friday, April 14, 2006 6:57 PM
To : [email protected]
Subject : ILX

Killy,

Could you give me Jon's phone number? This is "Mickey" from ILX. I'd
like to talk to him person-to-person. Thanks.

Mickey

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Your phone number still (718) 941-9324, right?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:05 (twenty years ago)

killy = noize board hero forever

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:42 (twenty years ago)

totally not a vagina thing

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6713/tracegothorly4kh.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

i couldnt have said it any better... page evolved in his playing, and touched many styles of music (rock, blues, created metal, folk, middle eastern, etc.) unlike hendrix

-- Patrick B******

I just can't bring myself to post up the obvious reposte to this, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mntl/msg/06q2/img_fr.jpg

― gear (gear), Saturday, 15 April 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

those fucking smiley faces are the bane of my existence

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 15 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

It ends with the line "I used to think life's a bitter pill, but it's a grand old time." That's a fucking fantastic lyric, especially at the end of a song like that.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), April 14th, 2006 2:13 PM.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 15 April 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Hey Susan,

I am sorry if I offended anyone. I thought that what punk rock stood for was dialogue. Freedome of speech. If the thread has to be closed because I crossed the line, then I think that that's censorship. The guy from Bad Religion was willing to keep it open, and I don't think that there is a better speokesman for punk rock than him.

-- Jason Tucker (mantara...), April 16th, 2006 7:40 PM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 17 April 2006 03:01 (twenty years ago)

What other option is there besides being a suck up and still have nothing happen?

Fucking off is one.

-- Dan (Just Saying) Perry ([email protected]) (webmail), Yesterday 11:27 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

No, I could never disappoint my fans.

-- Rabbi Esteban Buttez (estebanbutte...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:34 PM. (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!) (later) (link)

http://www.christinairene.com/evan2/no%20crowd.JPG

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), Today 12:10 AM. (gear) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

I once broke up with a girl because she didn't understand the dove.

-- Gilbert O'Sullivan (fluxion2...) (webmail), April 17th, 2006 1:38 AM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― Allyzay "I'm Sure She Was Crushed" Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh, misogynypaws.

― Dan (He's Got To Be Kidding) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

Well, there's a lot of shaded space to hang out in, if I recall.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), April 14th, 2006

Standing directly in front of you?
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), April 15th, 2006

― Chigger H. Chill, Esq. (account), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

jon's wesley crusher jpegs on various threads are making me roffle hard

― latebloomer's jazz oddysey brought to you by kellog's corn flakes (latebloomer), Monday, 17 April 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

an insult to vapezilla

-- cutty (holle...), April 17th, 2006 1:34 PM. (mcutt)

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

you can do it too! KENAN=WESLEY... Does anyone have any sweet links to massive TNG screencap sites?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

where are the girls who want me to fuck them like i hate them?

-- the unbearable lightness of peeing (dr.carl.saga...), April 17th, 2006 2:41 PM. (later)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

ian is such a woman hater

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

because it gets me off.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

someone deleted something they wrote!

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

it would have been great if in the last shot of the last ernest movie you finally see vern and he's this glowing near-godlike benevolent alien creature.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 17th, 2006.

http://starcontrol.classicgaming.gamespy.com/fan/images/arilou.gif

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

someone deleted something they wrote!

indeed!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:03 (twenty years ago)

omg s1ocki's post is amazing.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

aww ian is less manly now, post-moderator-edit

― accountsettings (account), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Rats, now I want to konw what was originally said. This is what I hate about the broad-spectrum admin on NB.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

2:59 PM, 17 Apr 06 Message 6910955 on "A FUNNY THREAD NEEDS THE WORDS FUNNY AND THREAD" deleted by the unbearable lightness of peeing (bad idea )

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

i think it needs to be said, it was sooo funny

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:38 (twenty years ago)

PUT IT BACK, IAN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

even funnier with my response. which i deleted for clarity.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Ian doesn't actually hate women. I think it's really more of a generalized misanthropy that gets aggravated by sexual frustration.

Ian, why are you self-censoring lately?

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

shameful bro

― accountsettings (account), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

lurkers, etc.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

i tried to find a cache, but no dice.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

it was more embarassing than funny, i think.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

h8 every lurker

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

star wars thread is brilliant, totally praying for googlers

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

1. U2 - One. "One life, with each other, sisters, brothers."
2. The Smiths - How Soon is Now? "So you go, and you stand on your own, and you leave on your own, and you go home, and you cry, and you want to die."

3. Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit. "I feel stupid and contagious, here we are now, entertain us."

4. Bob Marley - Redemption Song. "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds, have no fear for atomic energy, 'cause none of them can stop the time."

5. Coldplay - Yellow. "Look at the stars, look how they shine for you."

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), April 17th, 2006 6:38 PM. (gear) (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i can't believe we used to be under the thumbs of these assholes
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), April 17th, 2006 6:39 PM. (gear) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 17 April 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

lol @ melissa w getting all uptight about how "disgusting" the title "he poos clouds" is. biatch needs a cleveland steamer from the chakster.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ chakster steam cleaning

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 17 April 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

lies. never said that. i've played every final fantasy, and three of them to completion.

final fantasy x is entirely, wholly gay, from start to finish. the female characters were so weak that they had to make an all-girl sequel. you can tell that gays are pulling the strings when none of the characters have beards. also, a lot of father-son conflicts.

final fantasy vii is absolutely, supremely gay. cloud is a tortured homo, hiding his true feelings by pretending to be conflicted between tifa and aeris. then aeris dies and he can spend the rest of his life "never getting over her" when really, he's having a hard time actually killing his tortured homo crush. the final scenes of final fantasy vii could've been taken from a mishima novel.

the least gay final fantasy is final fantasy vi. also, the most enjoyable.

-- Owen Pallett (opallet...), April 15th, 2006 11:11 AM. (Owen Pallett) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

roffles. my brother got ff.. uh.. IV? for game boy advance at christmas and I played that for a good 8 hours. all those interludes are lots more fun if you name the lead character 'dude'.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 17 April 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

earthbound pwns ff

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

A friend once went to a Tool concert and reported afterwards that all Tool fans are somewhat overweight. When pressed to explain his theory, he said that all of the kids at the concert were packing some serious heft. The theory was not that overweight people are attracted to to Tool, but that Tool makes people overweight. After all, what else are you going to do while listening to an 80 minute long album besides make yourself a couple of banana and peanut butter sandwiches and some strawberry Quik?

-- M. Biondi (fir..), April 17th, 2006.

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:14 (twenty years ago)

killy otm

my japanophile ex roommate swears by that shit.... there was amother thread somewhere....

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

that ff thread is gold

melissa "i won't listen to this because i refuse to type the title in my year-end top 50 list" w???

earthbound is only better than 90% of ffs! but it is pretty great yes.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Ha, I was composing a defensive reply until I saw the "ex." But soon i will be your japanophile ex roommate too. :( xpost

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

I ATE A PEANUT BUTTER/ BANANA/ HONEY SANDWHICH YESTERDAY. I AM NOT FAT.

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 00:36 (twenty years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:06 (twenty years ago)

"DO YOU RUE IT!?"

fact: i know someone with that red dragon shirt.

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:52 (twenty years ago)

i KNEW someone, but i don't know where Nick Romano is now ;(

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:58 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovCbknxh9c&search=hey%20dude

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

you can tell that gays are pulling the strings when none of the characters have beards. also, a lot of father-son conflicts.

dying here

― nervous.gif (eman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:37 (twenty years ago)

you can tell that gays are pulling the strings when none of the characters have beards

yeah, he's never been to my neighborhood

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

oh final fantasy post!

dar1a try naming some of your ff characters shabazz sometime. I don't find it particularly amusing but Tom practically pees himself over it so maybe it's got something to it?? As long as he's not playing Xenogears again I'm happy enough. Christ, Xenogear.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lupinaria.org/Vdc/Immagini%5Cbigvdc010.jpg

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

hello

I'm edward. I'm from Argentina and think that korn is the best.
I'm a harcore. goodbye

-- edu (edu_core8...), April 18th, 2006 7:46 AM.

― nervous.gif (eman), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha! Excellent.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

Y U GO CRAZY APPLIES TO ALL WOMEN
-- cutty (holle...), April 18th, 2006 1:54 PM. (mcutt) (later)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

12:41 PM, 18 Apr 06 CHEESE OR THIS HEAT...NOT MANY OPTIONS IN NZ BRD DISCOURSE...SO IN LIGHT OF THIS, THIS THRD WILL BE WHERE U POST THE NAME OF THE "ONE" THAT GOT AWAY deleted by ddb (BYE BYE CRUSHIES........GOOD TIMES.......BECKA, IM GONNA GET U...EVENTUALLY!)

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:42 (twenty years ago)

ha, becka

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.losanjealous.com/img/lovelavigne.jpg

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njuOsOP35CI

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

roffle.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

ha! bjork pwns

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

YOU WIN ("YATTA!")

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

that's why it's SOMETIMES it snows in april, not IT RARELY snows in april, or WOW AM I BUMMED OUT ABOUT THE FACT THAT IT snows in april. dude's just like all 'hey that's life, deal with it by painting all yr shit purple and lighting a million candles and doing kim basinger'.
-- Haikunym (zinogu...), April 18th, 2006 10:58 AM.

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

CITY OF HEROS
-- shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki....), April 18th, 2006 10:03 AM. (chaki) (later)

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CITY OF GYROS (aka MM Burgertime)
-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (dr_j@...), April 18th, 2006 10:29 AM. (ex machina) (later)

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/03/0328_060328_fly_glasses.html

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

we don't have the manpower to take on bco

-- JW (jo...), April 19th, 2006.

batman is one man

-- shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki.tim...), April 19th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/15357.JPG

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

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