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this girl looks like a younger version of "one of those who got away"

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"tuds"?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

I READ NOIZE BOARD TOO

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

"You haven't changed a bit!"

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

did the one who got away also have psycho same face disease??? ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

no, but she sends me links to stuff I saw on boingboing

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know how you continue to live with everyone showing you all these things you've already seen, 8 years ago, on boing boing all the time.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

is this the new funny thread? or was Cosby Core just the apex of noize funny?

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

SAMMICH?

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

BACON BURGER DOG

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

burger dog pipe

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

surely i can't be the only one tempted by the idea of such a thing?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

no ketchup & mustard, though. hot sauce. and lettuce.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

So the first time I listened to this I came across a part of "Backstabber" where it sounded like she sang "show us what you're good for / post it to the noise board" and I was all like haha, noise board, and then it took me a second to realize there was anything strange about that.

Then I figured she said something else and I just misheard, but all internet lyric transcriptions seem to think that it's "post it to the noise board."

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), April 19th, 2006 5:15 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

im a white lesbian rapper

I am going to be the first big white lesbian rapper... I am working with a Matt Fink formerly of Prince and the revolution and the new power generation... the CD will be called White Lesbian Rappper.. self title Alicia Leafgreen will drop in about 2 years... or sooner.

==
This email was sent by Alicia Leafgreen ([email protected]), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

First White Lesbian Hobbit Rapper.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

and who are your favorite drummers?

-- mono tony (silv...), April 19th, 2006 2:50 AM. (link)

Ziggy Modeliste, Tony Thompson, Clyde Stubblefield. who are yours?

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), April 19th, 2006 2:52 AM. (M Matos) (link)

clyde stubblefield! ghagahaha. are those real?

-- mono tony (silv...), April 19th, 2006 2:54 AM.

― nervous.gif (eman), Thursday, 20 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

From: FlickrHQ
Subject: You are stripper_polaroids' newest contact!

Hi stockholm cindy,

Yay! stripper_polaroids has marked you as a contact too.

Here's a link to stripper_polaroids' profile and photos.

See ya!

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

HOOK A BROTHA UP!

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

they are "cool", but they aren't as hot as i thought they'd be

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/33/52781795_991ae3933e.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

they are "cool", but they aren't as hot as i thought they'd be

if you add him as one of your contacts, he'll friend you back and you'll get to see the topless shots (which are otherwise private because flickr is a family show, etc).

not that the topless pics are any hotter, but hey boobies.

― the enduring pueblo (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:42 (twenty years ago)

but hey.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 20 April 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

i wake up wooded
-- cutty (holle...), April 20th, 2006 12:41 PM. (mcutt) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Mike Love Appreciation Thread (Unanswered, posted at 5:48 am)

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

Harvilla? Conventional? Hardly (he's the one who birthed the brilliant "Third graders draw to Radiohead's new album" stunt a few years back), and under the circumstances, that's a perfect way to go. Rob is a fine choice to replace Chuck. I still won't resume pitching the Voice, however.

-- Chris O. (oc...), April 19th, 2006. (later)

"birthed"!

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

ah don't know nuthin bout birthin no radiohead stunt

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

anyway, why dress this shit up as wry social reportage? just let third graders write radiohead reviews and pay them accordingly!

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

To Whom It May Concern:

Several Months ago I picked up your My T Fine Tiramisu pudding. It was very good and we all enjoyed it. I purchased it in Shop Rite.
Lately I have not seen it on the self. Could you please tell me if you still continue to make it. If you continue to make it would you please tell me where I may purchase it. I live in New Jersey and in Bergen County.

-- Mrs. Clark Parkhurst (LibraJ2...) (webmail), April 20th, 2006 2:07 PM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mybrandsinc.com/ShopOnline/Catalog.asp?t=1&s=13&ss=PUDDIN&p=1575

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5417/3237004pg.jpg
xp

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

I like the fact that she googled her way all the way to some ancient ILE thread about pudding yet couldn't google her way to a website jbr found within seven minutes of me reposting that. WTF?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

the best part of the url is where it says "PUDDIN"

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

AWES

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

MAN IF YOU MAKE THAT THING AN ANIMATED MAGIC EYE, ITS AWESOME

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

oh my god it becomes 3D

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

THAT PLUS ITALO MAKES THE DOGS SEEM LIKE THEYRE ON AN IMPORTANT MYSTICAL JOURNEY

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

this reminds me of that time i found a cardboard tube on the ground and decided to stuff my junk inside it and yell "look at my balls in a cardboard tube", and then all my friends took turns peering inside
-- BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (adelangsto...), Today 1:53 PM. (Adrian Langston)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xmission.com/~plporter/fphoto99.htm
^^^^

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

See out last Family, taken the day I signed the divorce papers

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xmission.com/~plporter/profiles.html

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

ok go down to the gay thing

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXEi7wN-Qug&search=wilford%20brimley

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

MY SEED IS STRONG

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 21st, 2006 12:35 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

BITCH LOOK IN MY EYE YOU JUST GOT PREGNANT

-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...), April 21st, 2006 12:36 PM. (sanskrit) (later)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.apert.org/key/doneen-torch.jpg

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Jewelly,
when you faint or unconscious are you like stretched out flat on your back...are your arms out to the side or elbows bent , arms in the upward position?? I find it erotic ONLY if it is not a life threatening situation......I would rather have a woman to PRETEND...that way you know she is safe.....it is a sort of foreplay......
The woman pretends to faint...the man pretends to revive her by kissing her and massaging her....
what do you think of this?????
I would like to find a woman who would role play this....

-- Danny Fritz (mrexcellent200...), April 21st, 2006 1:29 PM.

-- Danny Fritz (mrexcellent200...), April 21st, 2006 1:31 PM.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 21 April 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

http://blogging.la/archives/images/2006/04/gaswtf-thumb.jpg

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

i hate this country sometimes

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

holy shit. where is that from? I bought "good" gas in WI a few days ago and it was 2.89 (fully two dollars more than those brief, shining weeks during my senior year in high school).

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

very big spike today.

beverly hills: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/060420/480/la11304202125

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12410064/

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

milton otm, that pic is from a beverly hills gas station.

― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

i need to buy a bicycle and fast. i don't know what the hell i'm waiting for. oh right, i have no money, because of gas prices.

― gear (gear), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

The world’s demand for more oil comes as supplies are more vulnerable than at any time in the past 30 years. The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, which has long provided global markets with a cushion of extra production capacity, is now pumping as fast as it can. Production facilities by OPEC producers Nigeria and Iraq are under attack by armed insurgents, raising the threat of supply interruptions. Growing tensions with Iran have raised fears that the 4.1 million barrels a day it produces could once again become a political weapon, much as it did when a cutoff of oil after the Iranian revolution of 1979 touched off a spike oil prices and long lines at American gasoline stations.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12408007/

i love how casually that factoid in the middle sits there. I didn't know anything about Nigeria.

this is a subscription only site, but look at these headlines
http://www.oilandgasinternational.com/directories/world_industry_news.aspx

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

FUNNY

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 21 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&q=punch&pl=true

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

ha, ladypunch

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q

probably from boingboing, but whatever, i don't read that shit.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

musta been all that THC in her system

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/GIFs/Hotlinking.png

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 21 April 2006 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Average Homeboy was rediculous.

GET ONE RHYTHM

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

also, dude was wearing SKIDZ

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

that is scary.

― nervous.gif (eman), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:15 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't even make to Avg HB's rap. M-barr-ass-ing

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

"Hi" is such an interesting word. In addition to its conventional usage, I used it in this sarcastic mode: "He told me that I needed a library card before I could check out books. It's like, hi, I wasn't born yesterday."
Also sometimes as a way of interrupting an awkward silence -- of which I can think of two scenarios. 1) Staring at the face of a new girlfriend right after we've kissed, I just say "Hi."
As in, "So here we are, and this is nice, right?" 2) I've just made a fool of myself somehow, like I've spilled coffee all over my shirt, and people are waiting for me to react, and I just say "Hi." I guess that's just short for "Hi, I'm an idiot," which may be related to the sarcastic mode above.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), April 20th, 2006 10:20 AM. (jaymc) (later)

what if youve just made out with a bicurious guy
-- -++-+-++ (+-...) (webmail), April 20th, 2006 10:23 AM. (later)

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Saturday, 22 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

Momus, I really never have heard any of your albums. Would you put some up on YSI or something for me? Every time I read one of your posts, I am curious.

-- Mickey (mi...), April 22nd, 2006 11:08 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

Just use the normal sources, Mickey, I believe you know where to find them.

-- Momus (nic...), April 22nd, 2006 11:37 AM. (Momus) (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't have an account on Oink or any of those pages, or access to any of the old FTP servers I used to use (which I assume are all dead now), and I honestly have no idea about p2p programs on the Mac that I'd rather not download just for one single album. Thanks anyways.

-- Mickey (mi...), April 22nd, 2006 11:40 AM. (modestmickey) (later)

seriously how is this dude not ip-banned already???

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

ya srsly. what thread is that?

― nervous.gif (eman), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

he's posting from Alcatraz

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

he's a fucking idiot.

― nervous.gif (eman), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ, he's got feds behind him, watching him type.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

"Someone's Watching Over Me"

Found myself today
Oh I found myself and ran away
Something pulled me back
The voice of reason I forgot I had
All I know is you're not here to say
What you always used to say
But it's written in the sky tonight

So I won't give up
No I won't break down
Sooner than it seems life turns around
And I will be strong
Even if it all goes wrong
When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe
Someone's watching over me

Seen that ray of light
And it's shining on my destiny
Shining all the time
And I wont be afraid
To follow everywhere it's taking me
All I know is yesterday is gone
And right now I belong
To this moment to my dreams

It doesn't matter what people say
And it doesn't matter how long it takes
Believe in yourself and you'll fly high
And it only matters how true you are
Be true to yourself and follow your heart

So I won't give up
No I won't break down
Sooner than it seems life turns around
And I will be strong
Even if it all goes wrong
When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe
That I won't give up
No I won't break down
Sooner than it seems life turns around
And I will be strong
Even when it all goes wrong
When I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe
That someone's watching over
Someone's watching over
Someone's watching over me

Someone's watching over me

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.storyhost.com/~dojomed2/media/GCN/M/Midway_Arcade_Treasures_2/2004_09_01/13.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 22 April 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

"seriously how is this dude not ip-banned already???"

i agree. he's bad news. there was something really really wrong about those threads he was starting. and now on every thread he asks for links to tracks!!!??? get him the fuck out of here.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

gimme links to requests quick please, scott (& everyone)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

that's on the Momus thread:

Pitchfork reviews the new Momus album

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

yeah I got that,but a search by ip doesn't reveal any more.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

he's posting links to unreleased music too. way to rehabilitate:

http://everythingisfire.com/index.php?itemid=161

-- Mickey (mi...), April 21st, 2006. (modestmickey)

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

um, at least i think the new OM album hasn't come out yet. but i could be wrong. and maybe whatever that blog is is legit, but it's just strange if you ask me.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

bottom lin: dude creeps me out! (i hate the feds. i would prefer they just lurk like all the other dirty lurkers.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

scott seward is otm. he gets nabbed in some bust, gets all pedantic about downloading (under the guise of being cautionary), acts like he's one of those dudes from 'scared straight' (if they wore belly button rings), and is generally being an asshole. the whole fed thing too, i'm only half-joking about that. something stinks about that guy.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

who in there right mind posts links to MP3s on the internet after being busted in one of the biggest downloading raids ever?? who, i ask you?

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I posted a warning. Sorry this is not funny, ppl.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

initially he conned me w/his "imma goin to jail" rap in the LAT so I got all big brotherly on ILE like a douche but a few hours later I remembered from when I was following the RIAA stuff that like 99% of the cases settled out of court and AFAIK nobody has been incarcerated for file-sharing, it's not like the dudes who ran Grokster got federal time, right? boy am I gullible.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

but it would kind of be funny if Momus got taken down for sharing his own music

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

his music should be illegal

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

mickey is very, very confused

rusty the narcoleptic daschund

― milton parker (Jon L), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

nobody has been incarcerated for file-sharing

wasn't busted for file-sharing, he was busted for being a mule for a topsite.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)

are people in jail for that?

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

he shoulda been the first..

..and now, TEH FUNNY PEOPLE

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

ulysses = broccoli

-- bartley (scrivene...), April 11th, 2006 5:40 PM.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Sunday, 23 April 2006 03:34 (twenty years ago)

One of the best way to stop smoking is first to convence yourself that (you) are the owner of your mind and body not (weed) Dont try to stop...dont make any plans or the way to Quiet....The human from now we are very weak mindly... we use just a 15% of our mind, so imagen what we can do with the rest of our brain...right buddy's?? So be strong and control the weed not the weed you....

-- Omari (elison...), April 22nd, 2006 11:15 PM. (link)

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

Omari OTM buddy's

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Can You Help ME?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 23 April 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

helping my toddlers dad

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:11 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ, he's got feds behind him, watching him type.

whatever he was busted for, the deal he cut must explain his writing of op-eds and attempts to get people to send him stuff. he's asking for certain files/links for a reason, someone wants to trace how unreleaseds music gets out. you would think if that's the plan it wouldn't be done in such a stupid way

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

maybe the belly button piercing is a wire tap?

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

"Mickey, your mission should you choose to accept it is to infiltrate the I Love Music forum.."

http://www.spy-equipment-buying-guide.com/images/spy%20cam.gif

"..this will fit neatly inside your belly button. good luck."

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/belly.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

: x

― gear (gear), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

my eyes

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

GOR BLIMEY

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

"and some things that should not be forgotten, were lost."

― gear (gear), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:27 (twenty years ago)

i think with the momus thing he was trying to prove a "point" more than narcing.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 23 April 2006 18:37 (twenty years ago)

i cannot think of anyone more deserving of a sitewide IP ban.

particularly for his habit of starting provocative threads then abandoning the conversation to start another such thread.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 April 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

i think with the momus thing he was trying to prove a "point" more than narcing.

yeah i think he was pissed that Momus blogged about him and used his full name or something. dude is a study in passive aggression (jw stalking immediately comes to mind).

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 April 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/environment/ehs/topic/s_s_images/Emergency_EyeWash.jpg

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

Here is a picture of me. I'm going to take some more pictures and scan some things in so that it's a little more accurate, but this will have to do for now. Click on the highlited areas for a closeup picture and in-depth explanation. You can also just go back (an action encouraged for the potential employer or easily squeamish).

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/whole.jpg

If you really want to be technical, I got the earring first of all (the lower one, back in 1990). The upper one happened in 1994, and has remained a 18 gauge stud. The lower one has been stretched out to a 4 gauge tunnel. I wanted a grommet, but Dave (the piercing guy) said they fall out too easily.

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/ear.jpg

This is my arm-band tattoo. It was done at Choice Peach Tattooing in Carrboro, NC. I worked with Tom there to make a design that I felt incorporated both my innate genetic makeup, and my developed self. I'm really happy with it (which is good, since it's like, permanent and stuff).

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/arm2.jpg
http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/arm1.jpg

This is the first piercing I got. I got it back in '92, and it didn't hurt much at all. It's been stretched out a couple of times since then, and it's now got a 10 gauge 'o' in it. I only got one done 'cause I only wanted one done (it also balances out my ear).

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/chest.jpg

I got a belly button ring with my then-girlfriend (We each got one. I wanted to get those little "Friends Forever" heart charms, but she poo-pooed that. In retrospect, that was probably a good thing). This probably hurt the most of anything I've willfully done. The funky prismatic coating has faded since I got it, so perhaps it's time for a new ring.

http://www.wxdu.org/~jason/body/belly.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Just another funny looking, music listening, e-mail sending, pool playing, cigar smoking, computer geeking, hard working, body modifying, snappy dressing, smooth talking, web gazing, hard driving, ever loving boy with a web page (this one).

Jason Sullivan

http://www.jason0x21.org/jason70.gif

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

jason sullivan is a guy with a belly button piercing

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 April 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

"then-girlfriend"

― nervous.gif (eman), Monday, 24 April 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

re: derek "mickey" borchardt

ban him now

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Monday, 24 April 2006 01:43 (twenty years ago)

Mickey likes to accuse me of being a homophobe because I don't like belly button rings.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:09 (twenty years ago)

i don't think there's anything wrong with being a fuckwitophobe

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 24 April 2006 03:24 (twenty years ago)

10:25 PM, 23 Apr 06 Challenge to noize dudes (here, since I'm banned there) -- reconcile your contradictions! locked thread by electric sound of jim (and why not)

LATER'D, NICE

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 24 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

But who will reconcile the contradictions?

Eh?

Who?
Who?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Monday, 24 April 2006 05:09 (twenty years ago)

Challenge to Mickey (here, since he's lurking) -- STFU

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Monday, 24 April 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

RZA: Grey Ghost, good to see you good to see you good to see you.
GG: A pleasure.
RZA: So is everything OK, is everything working as we planned?
GG: Everything is working out, very nicely. Do you have the cash, twenty-thousand dollars?
GZA: Be nice to have a little breeze. Breeze on by fuck the cops.
RZA: Do we have the cash? We don't have to talk that, hey hey
GZA: Get the fuck outta here with that hell's angels bullshit!
RZA: We got the cash we know Cash Rules Everything Around this Motherfucker Umm, let me ask you...
GZA: The fuck outta here!
GGh: Do you have the full amount? Twenty thousand as we agreed upon?
GZA: Fucking hell's bastards.
RZA: Let me ask you a question Mr. Grey Ghost -- Do you know a Mickey Borchardt?
GGh: I know no such person.
RZA: Mickey Borchardt from the Apocalypse Crew? Mickey Borchardt?
GGh: I don't know who you're talking about.
RZA: I think you do know him cause your fuckin friend Mickey Borchardt is down at one-twenty precinct right now singing his fuckin ass like a fuckin bird.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Monday, 24 April 2006 05:30 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colombian_necktie

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Monday, 24 April 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

still nothing for future employers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Mickey+Borchardt&fulltext=Search

someone should update this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_Production_Crew

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 24 April 2006 11:18 (twenty years ago)

i think poos are ultimately much more enjoyable with moist wipes afterwards
-- cutty

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

uh yknow cutty otm

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:26 (twenty years ago)

the joy that this box brings to me

http://www.continentostomystore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/KCCottonelle42.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

are you guys shitting babyback ribs or what?

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

BARBECUE SAUCE

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:28 (twenty years ago)

http://media.gamestats.com/gg/image/superskidmarks_genboxboxart_160w.jpg

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

Thank you for posting that here, Jess. Saves me time.

― Dan (LOL) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

no dude, its just a quality-of-life thing

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Monday, 24 April 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

Is he banned yet?

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

aaaaaaa rypaæ kurwa rypaæ, aaaaaaaaaaa lulok ma psi pulok hehehe ajajajaja wale 14 lakti he hi hi wale babki bez matki he hi hi wale konia
konia
konia
konia
konia

-- kutasiono (marcinlute...), April 24th, 2006 12:01 PM. (link)

Ile za anal? bo to lubie! anal! anal! yeah

-- kogut to fiut ty kurwo (kurwa66...), April 24th, 2006 12:03 PM. (link)

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Monday, 24 April 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

- - - Belts - - -

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

that belt thread is magic

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 24 April 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Geoff D.: when i pissed on my jackass roomie's door
Geoff D.: you said if i were a real man, i'd piss under it
Geoff D.: well, he pissed me off again
Geoff D.: and i went back for a second run
Geoff D.: and tried to meet your standards
Geoff D.: there's now a puddle that covers both sides of the door

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:14 (twenty years ago)

that belt thread is awesome

― j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

fuck off dinny come tae glesga no wan wants ye here ya fuckin goon

-- Gleesga fleeto (ifukinrigt...) (webmail), Today 5:28 PM. (later) (link)

shut the fuk up ya english cunts gesga isny like london oot here lifes tugh wen yev got aboot 100 gangs a neds kikin aboot smell yez ya cunts

-- glesga troops (asifyagoo...) (webmail), Today 5:32 PM. (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 24 April 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

"neds"

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

return of GARU G????

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Monday, 24 April 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Stuff to do in San Fran/Bay area?

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

So Wrinklepaws is a person? Where does the "oh" part come from?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), April 25th, 2006.

...

-- RJG (RJ...), April 25th, 2006.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 09:14 (twenty years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 10:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nyvelocity.com/uploads/chinese_bicyclist.gif

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

OH, TUOMAS.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 15:00 (twenty years ago)

drew daniel you are a genius. really. first do you want new wave or do you want the soft pink truth and now you are able to see into my past. and what a surprise - i am facing lippard's 'dadas on art' from where i sit in my room.
-- lf (lfamula...) (webmail), April 24th, 2006 10:04 PM. (lfam) (link)

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

i am really heart broken about Aaliyah tragic i am going to miss every day i wish she was alive
-- fatima Etti (fatima_ett...), April 25th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

The Part of Dr. McCoy will be played by Lil' Jon.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), April 24th, 2006 4:03 PM. (Huk-L)

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

i have never met micheal but i saw the movie and absolutly became facinated with the whole club kid scene. (call me sick and twisted) and i love james st james. teh idae, the whole philosophy of the scene was intriging. people doin there own thing and having a great time. i cant say they werent bothering anyone i mean hello the whole mcdonalds and subway thing...but damn they had a good time ya know. i would have loved to have been alive at that time but being only sixteen i was a kid. i would also like to meet micheal. i am aware he killed someone and all but i think he is a genius. in a sense. i dont think hes a bad person. drugs can mess a person up so bad and give them a false perception of things, and you just go and do what ever comes to mind at first. i think had he not been a drug addict Angel would still be alive.
-- Tasha Hunt (sensitivepoet8...), April 25th, 2006 11:55 AM.

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

MY EYES

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

O RLY?

http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos3/images/DSCF3356.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

bikerfox's videos pwn

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

TEXAS

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

that reminds me! yesterday I saw a french film "October 17, 1961" at the theater and it was produced by ORLY FILMS

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

band of outsiders was, too, dar1a. i lol'ed at that last week

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzeI7S-_gac

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

fuck off tuomas
-- +-++-+- (+-+...), April 25th, 2006 2:36 PM. (later)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

CHAKI, YOU'RE GOING TO FUNNY HELL!

ALSO YR NAME TOOK A SECOND, BUT IT'S HECKA FUNNY.

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

jw came up with it. must give credit where credit is due.

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

(BURGERTIME MMORPG)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

yah he was cool. have you ever seen that scene in PANTERA 3 when hes drunk in the afternoon and his friend owes him money so he takes a sledge hammer and destroys his car right in front of the doods house?
-- city of gyros (ch..), April 25th, 2006. (chaki)

yah that shits tight, he totally lays down the jutsice! judge dimebag, fuck yeah! you know hes the judge of the court in heaven or the atferlife or what his beliefs are i need to respect his beliefs, and his guitars like the gabbler !
-- animal (420...), April 25th, 2006.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

And to follow up:

or gabble or gravel or what that effin wood thing judge dudes use
-- animal (420forevea...), April 25th, 2006.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

that whole thread is funny. I don't know any metalheads. this kinda bothers me.

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

HELLO.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

so many ilm googlers today wtf

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

someone set up us the indexing

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Pantera 3 video really is hysterical in small doses

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Artists_and_projects

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I use a Timeport

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), April 25th, 2006 10:27 PM. (gabbneb) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.fortressweb.com/enews_samples/timeport.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

i had one

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

i don't need a camera/gameboy/webbrowser/graphix, i need a cell phone. the E815 is kinda ugly and all-digital, the RAZR sucks, and LGs/Kyoceras/etc don't interest me, so i don't see much need to change. i guess the V276 is passable-looking; i might go for that until something better comes along.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 03:42 (twenty years ago)

fuckin attorney's with timeport's

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 10:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh wrinklebro
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), April 26th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Ned) (link)

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

thread???!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

they were asshole cops

-- accountsettings (accoun...), April 25th, 2006 3:43 PM. (account)

brandishing genuine violence

-- accountsettings (accoun...), April 25th, 2006 3:43 PM. (account)

freezing motherfuckers

-- accountsettings (accoun...), April 25th, 2006 3:44 PM. (account)

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Thursday, 27 April 2006 00:36 (twenty years ago)

i talk with a 1337 accent

-- teh_kit has 18 friends (kittenslikemil...), April 26th, 2006 6:35 PM.

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:38 (twenty years ago)

i think poos are ultimately much more enjoyable with moist wipes afterwards
-- cutty

Cam'ron has a new track called Wet Wipes
http://www.myspace.com/camron

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:12 (twenty years ago)

hey i came up with your next screename: IVAN BROESKY
http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1986/1101861201_400.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:20 (twenty years ago)

BRO-KE BACK MOUNTAIN

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS FUNNY OR.....

http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00028/00028486.jpg

― EGYPTIAN GENIE (blastocyst), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

at least they're getting along! :-)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

cam'rons track is about a girl cleaning herself up with wet wipes in his car, not about poos

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

same diff

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.robservatory.com/images/firefoxsurprise.png

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:47 (twenty years ago)

are you downloading a browser specifically to look at pr0n?

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

bullshit, chuck norris sucks ass when up against Bruce Lee. notice i don't capitalize chuck, hes not worth it. Bruce Lee fought and killed chuck in "The Way of the Dragon." Bruce Lee taught chuck. Bruce Lee didn't die because his brain swelled, he died to go fight a worthy opponent, satan. Bruce kills satan everyday, and then again every night.

-- Jeet Kune Do (dantheman_124...), April 26th, 2006 11:31 PM. (later)

― notice i don't capialize cutty, he's not worth it (mcutt), Thursday, 27 April 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

I broke it and fixed it.

-- Andrew (n...), April 26th, 2006 7:52 PM. (enneff) (later) (link)

FWIW searching should be somewhat more reliable now.

-- Andrew (n...), April 26th, 2006 7:52 PM. (enneff) (later) (link)

Thank you for bringing Aja/D back!!!

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), April 26th, 2006 8:09 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) (el[email protected]om), April 26th, 2006 8:11 PM. (electricsound) (later) (link)

Made you look.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), April 26th, 2006 8:17 PM. (Confounded) (later) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.he-man.org/cartoon/cmotu/behindthescenes/abysspage11.jpg

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYoy5PPwt2Y&search=izzy%20stradlin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

Possibly silly question: allocryptic, are you teh same bro who used to be trigonalmayhem?

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), April 27th, 2006 8:33 AM. (trayce)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 27 April 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

If one more person suggest Avon Skin-So-Soft as an Insect Repellent I swear I will scream...

Waiting for this one to get good....

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.walkinginla.com/2006/Jan22/12240.jpg

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

i can email, the webspace i use has bandwidth limits, that i have exceeded, but i c an email
-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), April 26th, 2006 6:05 PM. (anthony)

C ON EMAIL?!?!

― accountsettings (account), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Okay I'm kind of incapacitated by the mental image of someone c-ing an email.

― Dan (Ow) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:53 (twenty years ago)

LETS TAKE THIS IDIOTIC THREAD, OVER THE TOP...IDIOTICALLY.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), April 27th, 2006 12:00 PM. (ddb) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

THAT IS NOT SMILE IS SHADOW AND IMITATION OF LIFE.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), April 27th, 2006 1:39 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

IMITATION OF LIFE IS STICKING YOUR ARSE OUT OF AN APRON THAT IS A FUCKING SMILING PRESIDENT

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...) (webmail), April 27th, 2006 1:44 PM. (GerryNemo) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

IMITATION OF LIFE IS STICKING YOUR ARSE OUT OF AN APRON THAT IS A FUCKING SMILING PRESIDENT

with that one i was extremely, perilously close to spewing coffee onto my keyboard.

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

-- Jeet Kune Do (dantheman_124...) (webmail), April 26th, 2006 11:31 PM. (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

ally that was redundant

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

why?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:01 (twenty years ago)

oh duh

sorry i am hungover today

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

-- notice i don't capialize cutty, he's not worth it (holle...), April 26th, 2006.

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i just admitted i was wrong, dudes. let's be cool about this, ok?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

luv u

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

xoxox
http://www.charlottediamond.com/images/actions%20for%20four%20hugs.GIF

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

HEEEEEEEEY MACARENA

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

more funny, less flirty

thx

― accountsettings (account), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/50/135756652_1decf8315f.jpg

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

less flirty more farty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/hahaimusingtehinternet-26776.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

http://www.phish.net/faq/images/meatstick.gif

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

hott

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

I thought you just posted the Bruce Lee thing again because it was extra funny. it was!

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

hey dudes, wheres the DC thread today? WTFF?

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

mexican food in mexico ain't always even that hot. well, not in cabo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Awesome.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

cf: "Mexican food in LA sucks! The burrito I had in Disneyland was TERRIBLE."

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

someone 'yousendit' please?

-- Nic de Teardrop (kimono_my_hous...), January 14th, 2005 7:47 PM.

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

I won't hear this badtalk of Disneyland.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

$400 - Very Small Little Room, Utils Paid, Balcony, Share with Trannsexual
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-04-27, 4:11PM PDT

Im looking for someone clean, respectfull, quite and works during the day! I am in the adult industry and work from home. I edit adult films at home, Im constantly on porn sites marketing my website and have an assistant here aswell during the day on a part time bassis doing office work. If your not familiar with trannsexuals, this is not a place for you. I run a personnal webcam during the daytime at times and this is why I is important that I get someone who is gone during the day for such privacy. You need to be working during the daytime or dont reply to this post.

Weekends are flexible and more relaxed.

Also, I do not need anyone that likes listening to loud music, especially RAP or HIP HOP music listeners!

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)

transexuals don't care about black people.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

http://files.boardgamegeek.com/bggimages/pic44748.jpg

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Oldie but goodie

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:39 (twenty years ago)

l-r: ian, carey, slime monster, ned raggett as a kid

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:40 (twenty years ago)

slime monster = markelby?

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:42 (twenty years ago)

Don't let the SLIME™ Monster chew up your player and spread the resulting paste between two other players!

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:44 (twenty years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

roffles

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 28 April 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

this isn't actually funny but it totally is anyways WHAT THE FUCK

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2005/03/06/ferocity_of_chimpanzee_attack_stuns_medics_leaves_questions/

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

Hot chicks with lazy eyes - mw4w - 26

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-04-27, 1:58PM PDT

So my girlfriend and I want to have a threesome. Ok, lets be honest, I'd really like to have a threesome, and she's down to have some fun. She's a cool chick, very very cute. She looks a lot like Lindsay Lohan. I'm your average guy, I've been told I look i bit like Ed Norton. Not quite "American History X" Ed Norton, but a good looking guy.

Here's the catch. Being like any girlfriend, she wants to be the hot one, and neither of us want to sleep with an ugly chick. So that being said, we're looking for a really good looking woman with a wandering eye thats down to have a fun night with some normal people. Preferably one that looks completely the opposite direction of the other one, where its hard to tell where the hell you're looking. I know, kind of a strange request, but I've found everything else I need on craigslist, who's to say I can't find this.

Now don't get me wrong, I have nothing against wandering eyes, its just a good imperfection that will make my girlfriend feel confident that I won't go running off w/ this random woman. Other possible imperfections that could be substituted are unibrows, 6th toes, giant birth marks, crooked teeth, etc. etc. You get the idea, and lets be honest, everyone's got something wrong, but it just has to stand out. Other than physical imperfections, we'd like someone fairly normal. No weird fetishes, like feet, or bondage, and god knows I don't want someone peeing on me.

If you think I'm kidding, I'm not. But I am pretty bored at work... Nonetheless, please send all pics, emails, and hate mail my way. I'll respond to anyone that catches our eye, no pun intended.... AND WE ARE ONLY LOOKING FOR A WOMAN!!!! NO MEN PLEASE, although I wish you luck with your wandering eyes as well.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

(and ya I saw the date on it but the zoo by me LETS CHIMPS ROAM FREE AND I AM TORN BETWEEN LOL @ OLD MORONS V TERRIFIED FOR MY LIFE)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Let's be honest.

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

GOD KNOWS I DON'T WANT SOMEONE PEEING ON ME

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Chris Lechner: I hope "The Life and Times of Alan Turing, Father of the Computer" is to be held in a gay bar

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

If you think I'm kidding, I'm not.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

But I am pretty bored at work.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

dans le trap-hop

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

that one was great until tuomas unfunnied it.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah i know i hate it when stuff stops bein funny cause i'm like "hey, start bein funny again!" and it's just like "no" and then i gotta go find something else to do

― ath (ath), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I know, I even posted, plz Tuomas to just not go here and ruin beauty but no.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas made up for not being funny on that thread by unintentionally posting the goatse pic 3 times across ILM and the moderator board.

― Dan (Biggest Roffle Of The Day) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

how does one unintentionally spread goatse

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

WAHT

AWESOME

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

He kept going, "What, this?" and throwing up an image that had goatse as the default hotlink pic.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Rule 2: No You Did Not
This rule comes into play when lyrics just plain don't ring true. This rule is perfect for The Decemberists.

Let's have a look at the lyrics from The Decemberists' "The Bagman's Gambit":

It was late one night
I was awoken by the telephone
I heard a strangled cry on the end of the line
purloined in Petrograd
they were suspicious of where your loyalties lay
so I paid off a bureaucrat
to convince your captors they're to secret you away

No you did not.

OK, how about the lyrics to their song, "My Mother Was a Chinese Trapeze Artist":

My mother was a Chinese trapeze artist
In pre-war Paris
Smuggling bombs for the underground.
And she met my father
At a fete in Aix-en-Provence.
He was disguised as a Russian cadet
in the employ of the Axis.
And there in the half-light
Of the provincial midnight
To a lone concertina
They drank in cantinas
And toasted to Edith Piaf
And the fall of the Reich.

Stop fucking lying.

Anyone who sings about pantaloons, parapets, and palanquins in the year 2006, and uses words like "betrothed" and "a-waving" can take the next bus to the historical reenactment festival.

However, when Tom Waits says he was "stirring my brandy with a nail", then he was. End of story.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:26 (twenty years ago)

xxpost - someone prolly used goatse as a no leeching bandwidth pic. my friend was posting a dirty birthday cake picture to the myspace bullitens and that happened.

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

http://juanmacleanisfuckinggay.ytmnd.com/

OH HELLFAUCET

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

Ally, that thread is something.. haha.. is that Esteban or what?

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

chris hellfaucet: ok
chris hellfaucet: im gonna try to cum now
chris hellfaucet: WHOA
chris hellfaucet: WRONG IM!
4:45 PM
Jonathan C Williams: HAHAHAHA

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:44 (twenty years ago)

i posted a GIS congratulations photo into the comments on the site of a dj friend of mine and the "forbidden hotlinks" redirect picture became that fat maury povich woman but sans O RLY coming out of her cameltoe.
-- jinx hijinks (mikeoptin...) (webmail), April 28th, 2006 4:33 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

I THINK THAT WAS A BALKC DIEC VIDEO LOL1!!1

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

chris hellfaucet: ok
chris hellfaucet: im gonna try to cum now
chris hellfaucet: WHOA
chris hellfaucet: WRONG IM!
4:45 PM
Jonathan C Williams: HAHAHAHA

jonathan "c" williams

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 28 April 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who sings about pantaloons, parapets, and palanquins in the year 2006, and uses words like "betrothed" and "a-waving" can take the next bus to the historical reenactment festival.

my BRO is getting married in the year 2007, and a palanquin will be involved

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

is that when you get married in like a gazebo?

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 April 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I never knew those things actually had a name.

http://www.thecinematicverses.com/Pictures/suriyothai-palanquin.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

anna paquin

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 28 April 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

WTF!

Bummer: my super-hot cousin isn't on (MYSPACE), but her less hot sister is.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 27th, 2006 10:22 AM. (jaymc)

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Saturday, 29 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

ALSO FUNNY

I'm 26 and I don't even know what exactly MySpace is, does that make me healthy?
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), April 27th, 2006 10:27 AM. (Tuomas)

Tuomas, you don't know anything.
-- JW (jo...), April 27th, 2006 10:27 AM. (ex machina)

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Saturday, 29 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

jaymc's cousin might be fair game if through familial relations she's managed to navigate the "incest loophole"

― gear (gear), Saturday, 29 April 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

rofl @ that trap-hop thread.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 29 April 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Saturday, 29 April 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

The more I keep reading this DFW book, the more I'm struck by how similar his style is to Nabisco's.

-- jaymc

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 29 April 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

a lot of paragraphs in that book, then?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Except that DFW is never, ever OTM.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

hello, i am teenager with a 4.0, and an IQ of 120 and i love my chemical romance. They're not about the money or the fame; they just help out the kids with problems. Problemsm, that adults tend not to understand, like depression or being suicidal. because "cutting yourself" seems to be almost like a new trend in my generation i find it refereshing to listin to some music that is uplifting and emotional, in a good way. Kids call other kids "emo" (that means emotional, fyi) and alot of kids see that as a bad thing. my chemical romace tells us that it is ok to not feel ok all the time. their message in their music is all about understaning and help. in summary IT ROCKS!!!

-- emily nelson (www.emilythener...), April 29th, 2006.

4.0 obviously doesn't include basic english.

-- jimnaseum (takeyourmedicinelikeacham...), April 29th, 2006.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Kids call other kids "emo" (that means emotional, fyi)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Oh I would so NOT be bragging about having an IQ of 120.

― Dan (I AM SLIGHTLY SMARTER THAN AVERAGE! BOW DOWN!) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

Blogebrities: Who are they?
Some have blooks out, some are always talking on the radio -- Who are the most famous bloggers?
-- hal enroach (sidwell...), Today 9:42 AM. (later)
Answers
I've been doing it for over four years now, and I still am nowhere near to getting a blook deal.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), Today 9:50 AM. (inca) (later)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 29 April 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

what, because yours is 160 dan?

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Saturday, 29 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

"blooks"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

my chemical romace tells us that it is ok to not feel ok all the time.

they are school counselor-approved

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

:'(

depressed @ Perpetua post/

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

what, because yours is 160 dan?

No, because 120 isn't massively above the average score and places like this skew towards the high end of the spectrum; it's like going to a super-nerdy school and bragging about score 1400 on your SATs to an audience that averaged 1550.

― Dan (Although The Lowest Score I Ever Got On An IQ Test Was 160, Preen Preen Bra, Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

If you had 1% of the talent, brains or aptitude of Kelsey you would grow up and demolish this site for dimwits. Sure he has had some drug problems but if you had any appreciation of his personal tradgedies... You oxygen thief!@#$%^&*(

-- Wally (wally...), April 29th, 2006 7:09 AM.

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 April 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

No, because 120 isn't massively above the average score

120 IQ is around the 90th percentile.

Regardless, jimnaseum's comment is the pertinent (and funny) one.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 29 April 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

tell me more about nj turnpikes and kiddie fucking, please

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), April 29th, 2006.

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Saturday, 29 April 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

what person said the first van halen was a bad album? i want to come to your house and kick your teeth in while blasting "on fire" super loud. call me..

-- cornelius crash (magicmagicbullet...), April 12th, 2005 6:24 PM. (cornelius crash)

― /me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Sunday, 30 April 2006 07:08 (twenty years ago)

[edited for effect}

It's remarkable how conservative you get on this question. For one thing, as binary oppositions go, Dionysus/Apollo is misleading - the two come from a long list of gods: a pantheon, not a collection-of-binariestheon.

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), April 30th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

i thought that was funny too.

― flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

DAD JOKE.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm

-- DEEDS NOT WORDS (vfoz...), April 29th, 2006 11:17 AM. (vahid)

i love this

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

DAD JOKE.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), April 30th, 2006.

Dad Jokes: An InsideJoke.TV Expose

By Jenni Cramer

Even if it's not your Dad, you still feel obligated to laugh.

“How long did Lionel Ritchie sit on the toilet?”

“I don't know. How long?”

(singing)“All night long!”

“…ha…ha…ha…”

That was a forced laugh. In fact, its not even funny at all, but I was obliged to laugh. Care to know why? The joke teller was my Dad. The joke itself, a typical Dad Joke. The kind of jokes only Dads can make, and only their children can pretend to laugh at.

Dad Jokes have been around since the dawn of time, when Adam said to his son Cain, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one… a horse walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘Why the long face?” Cain gave a subtle chuckle, being that he didn’t know what a “horse” or a “bar” were, but out of respect for his father, and fear of being banished from paradise, Cain laughed. Neither funny nor contestable, the Dad Joke was born. Unfortunately, this tradition has been passed on from generation to generation.

Everyone tells jokes, but Dads have the apparent monopoly on frequency and lame-ness. Years of research have shown that within family dynamics, the paternal joke telling far exceeds the maternal. Some studies suggest when moms hear jokes, they forget them five minutes later, therefore can’t orally pass down the tale at hand. Whereas Dads have a stronger long-term memory retention, and drive to be the one talking at all times. Moms also tend to have no stage presence or delivery, forcing the punch line to be brushed over or forgotten at the climactic conclusion.

“Mom was telling this joke she heard at tennis about Speedy Gonzales and his car catching on fire. But when she finally got the end, she totally forgot the punch line. That’s four minutes of my life I can never have back,” said Kirk Olson, 23. Mother Olson gently reminded Kirk that his birth took fourteen painful hours, to which father Olson jumped in with, “That reminds me of a good one… Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? Because things were looking a little fuzzy.”

The Dad Joke has it’s evolutionary roots in the childish “me put pee pee in your coke”, the adolescent “pull my finger”, and post-pubescent “the Burger King forgot to wrap his Big Whopper.” The Dad Joke improves on the others, tending to be much more sophisticated, seasoned with years of wisdom and racial slurs.

Oh, Dad! Do your slightly amusing, occasionally racist jokes ever end?

Dads feel the need to contribute to any familial conversation, and to participate in the lives of his kin. With their vast knowledge of jokes in all areas, they can interject into any topic at hand. Politics? (George Bush is so stupid, he went to a concert and waved to Stevie Wonder. Law? (What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron) Medicine? (Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood.)

Though some of these jokes are incomprehensible, the ones the public is able to “get” are often downright distasteful. Race, gender, intelligence, nor hair color know boundaries with Dads and their tales. The typical joke-teller would be ridiculed and punished for their off-color remarks. Dads, on the other hand, are found endearing.

The most puzzling trait of the Dad Joke is its consistent lacking of any actual humor. The laughter never comes from the joke itself, at least, not to the audience. Instead, the comedy lies in us watching Dad laugh for hours on end, over nothing. As the Dad laughs at his joke’s content, the child can laugh at their father. Both parties are happy, and no one has to know the joke tanked.

It makes one wonder…what if Dads realized that no one thinks their jokes are funny? What if children worldwide revolted against shoddy joke telling and forced laughter? The answer is clear… the truth would break their hearts. This is why the Dad Joke has gone on for so long, uncriticized, and why it will continue to go on. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Here’s another lesson to learn… don’t play leap frog with a unicorn.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nataliedee.com/070804/internet-dad.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 April 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

oh, mountain goat.

― city of gyros (chaki), Sunday, 30 April 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

this one is way old, but it had me rolling:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I CAME TO AN ILX FAP AND WHIPPED OUT THE COCAINE?

u party?

-- brocaine (michaelcain...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 12:21 PM. (1 trackback) (link)

...

Who needs coke when lik-m-aid is commercially available?

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 1:31 PM. (Forksclovetofu) (link)

NICE ONE. THREAD KILLER.

-- ddb (stupidpum...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 1:33 PM. (ddb) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:06 (twenty years ago)

http://usuarios.lycos.es/curiokun/not_img/ebichu.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

ha, i started that cocaine thred

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 1 May 2006 04:28 (twenty years ago)

What would you include in The Rough Guide to the Music of the U.S.A.

van halen
dimebag and pantera
ozzy
g n r
greateful dead
tupac
phish
beasties
beetles
dave mathews
-- animal (420forevea...) (webmail), May 1st, 2006.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 1 May 2006 06:06 (twenty years ago)

which IQ test is that, Dan? the mensa scale only goes up to 140, right?

― sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

animal = amazing
xpost

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

i know that one would think having a sneezing fetish is kinda weird, but it is so awsome!! at first, i thought my fetish was really strange and i felt really alone. but its kool to see some of you to open up and just talk about it like this. YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A SNEEZE FETISHIST!!!

-- k***y (middleearthrock...), February 29th, 2004 4:40 PM.

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

which IQ test is that, Dan? the mensa scale only goes up to 140, right?

There are several sketchy online ones that seem to be written expressly to tell everyone that they are ubergeniuses.

― Dan (Now I'm Boring Everyone, Sorry) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 May 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

at the very least, your ensemble from that wedding picture was genius.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:11 (twenty years ago)

snappy dresser = GENIUS

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

How do you explain grad students then eh

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anthro.fsu.edu/grad/students/studentpics/dklingle.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

rofl anthropology students
http://www.uky.edu/AS/Geography/grads/trader/ptrader.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

This is important....this means something.
http://www.wbglinks.net/pages/history/stuffswbglinks/people/goldberg.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 1 May 2006 14:39 (twenty years ago)

MMMMMMMMM YUMMY GOOD
CHOMPH HOMF COFFEECAKE SCARF
HURRRRR

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), April 27th, 2006 11:47 AM. (allocryptic) (admin) (userip)

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 1 May 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Jhoshea, the show is fine this season. You just have terrible taste.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), May 1st, 2006 2:56 PM. (inca) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superstories.net/story/story/1285640.html

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Why is Perpetua so defensive about tv shows? He is like that about Lost too.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

He's a tastemaker stfu

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 1 May 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams, I'll be in your area in September. Let's FITE in person!
-- Wear High Heels, Get A Record Deal (masonicboo...), May 1st, 2006 6:35 AM. (later)

this would end in broken fingernails and tears. lol

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Possibly angry makeup sex.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

i'm a little disturbed by the mental image of their lovechild.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:40 (twenty years ago)

what does kate look like? is she a fattey?

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:44 (twenty years ago)

JAYMC, PICS?

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

this was gangsta
-- -+++-++- (+...) (webmail), April 30th, 2006 2:30 PM. (link)

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

kate posted first pic in may wdyll

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (twenty years ago)

separated at birth: sameface tuds girl and giada de laurentiis

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/031605_italian.jpg

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (twenty years ago)

giada is a minx

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:34 (twenty years ago)

Giada's dad is super-producer Dino...I saw Serpico last night on the WB late film. Good job, Dino.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

hi i want lear dance crip walk&dance

-- alvin (TALU...), September 30th, 2005 6:51 AM.

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 06:10 (twenty years ago)

OFFICIAL MTV PIMP MY RIDE FORM

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 06:11 (twenty years ago)

Giada's dad is super-producer Dino

grandfather, not dad.

i like her look (and even her big head), but THAT FREAKY HUGE RECTANGULAR SMILE OF HERS... argh. no.

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 07:42 (twenty years ago)

REVIEW ME JAYMC

OPEN UP YOUR SPREADSHEET TO ALL OF US

-- accountsettings (accoun...) (webmail), Today 12:46 AM. (account) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

giada has nice tits :D

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Jon Williams, I'll be in your area in September. Let's FITE in person!
-- Wear High Heels, Get A Record Deal (masonicboo...), May 1st, 2006 6:35 AM. (later)

where was this?

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:02 (twenty years ago)

Oh my god, does this mean AJ is going to start whipping his cock out?
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), May 1st, 2006 10:06 PM. (inca) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:58 (twenty years ago)

JW, the transatlantic ultimate fighting beatdown challenge was here:
this is the thread where we FEED THE TROLL!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

"coyote" n4te p4trin - not a furry!!!!!

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

how does this tie into the fucked up wish fulfillment of that movie where this jailbait chick lures some pedo to her house & castrates him???
-- -++-+-++- (+...), May 2nd, 2006.

Gone With the Wind?
-- Huk-L ([email protected]), May 2nd, 2006.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/12/12608l4kouqrdqn.gif

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), Today 6:09 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Luomo The Present Lover (the lyrics are terrible and it sounds like shopping at Benetton)

-- dar1a g (us...), May 2nd, 2006 5:28 PM. (daria g) (later) (admin)

try having sex to it, daria

-- cutty (holle...), May 2nd, 2006 5:31 PM. (mcutt) (later) (admin)

The Present Lover is AWESOME

-- ddb (stupidpum...), May 2nd, 2006 5:32 PM. (ddb) (later) (admin)

it's just like having sex at benetton

-- jÃ¤xÃ¸Ã± (jaso...), May 2nd, 2006 5:34 PM. (jaxon) (later) (admin)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

adam would like that joke ;_;

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

They suck because they are associated with the Starbucks/ yuppie rich spoiled brat crowd. Rock, from its beginnings has been associated with the dark elements of society, not the clean cut happy, edge free pretty boys that sing folky music about whales and what not. By the way, I saw an NBC ad concerning the "New Orleans Jazz Fest"...on the front page...DMB. Now let me ask, what the HELL does Dave Matthews have to do with NEw ORleans, OR JAZZ?? How embarassing!! Get out of the way and give the real guys the credit. Tell Dave to go to Starbucks and eat his cookies.

-- Eedrian Blue (dielowen1...), May 2nd, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

i know it's not that funny, dmb googlers just gimme automatic roffles

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

my home is flea free.

-- scott seward

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:37 (twenty years ago)

It's funny when they google just to rant. It's kinda like "Why would they come to boo?"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

G4 TV SpockMaster
to me
More options 11:20 pm (2 hours ago)
What we thought to be the impossible has happened. The Spock Market has
fallen victim to unexpected calamity. In a market collapse akin to that of
the 1929 crash of sector 001, in an event that many are already calling
Black Monday, the needs of the many have gone unfulfilled. Now is not the
time to panic, but to live up to our lofty ideals, to contemplate what we,
as a United Federation of Planets must do to progress beyond this obstacle.
Already we have our top economic advisors working toward a solution to keep
the problem soluble and to move the market towards fiscal solvency.
Chairman of the Federation Securities and Exchange Commission, Alan
Greenspock has taken severe steps to prevent a complete economic breakdown
and a dramatic rise in inflation rates. The following changes are the
results of his actions:

* The Market has been adjusted to deal with what is fast becoming a
Dilithium based economy.
* The stocks of all traders have been liquidated and divested into
Dilithium Mining and Mineral bonds, which are to be held at the Central
Federation Bank and Trust.
* All remaining FDR has been converted into "New FDR," with an exchange
rate of 1 New FDR for every 10 Quadrillion Original FDR
* The now obsolete FDR shall henceforth be referred to as "Old FDR"
* The current FDR shall be henceforth referred to simply as "FDR"

Keep your eyes posted to the Spock Market Headlines for updates. We will
rebuild, we will stabilize an unstable galactic economy. As
always, to you friends and allies of the Federation, from Trill to Bajor,
and from Earth to Vulcan, we declare, "Peace and long life. Live long and
prosper!"
From the H.Q. of the Federation Admiralty,

--- Admiral Alynna Nechayev
G4 TV SpockMarket

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

I'll keep tryin': new post about the criminalization of 'Ready to Die' and the Biggie/Sinatra mash-up album.
Feedback is appreciated.
-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...)

STFU

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.moshing.org/

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

read one Romans 14:
"As for the one who is weak in faith, welcome him, but not to quarrel over opinions. One person believes he may eat anything, while the weak person eats only vegetables. Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains, and let not the one who abstains pass judgment on the one who eats, for God has welcomed him."

so, yep, you're welcome.

-- A Nairn (moreta...), May 3rd, 2006.

you're not god, dipshit
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), May 3rd, 2006.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-662.vo.llnwd.net/00637/26/64/637324662_l.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

arwen nooooooooo :( :(

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

nairn = (anthony easton + nude spock)/kenan
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), May 3rd, 2006 3:58 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

just in case he ever decides to erase it:

John Coltrane
Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes
[Impulse!]
Rating: 8.5

The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.

We was sittin' there watchin' the stage. Waitin' for the man they called Coltrane to come out and do his thing. It was me and my four droogs. Them bein' Peter, Georgio and Dim; Dim being really Dim.

'Round an hour'd passed and the place was packed straight through to the back. I'd just dropped some dollars for 'Trane's Giant Steps six months back. Now was the time, this was the place. The Village Vanguard. New York City. 1961.

I was only there for the first night, see, but them cats at Impulse! just made my life complete. They put out four CDs of all that sound 'Trane put out those nights. But you know my type, man. Can't afford to eat, let alone spend some heavy cash on music. So I only got the essential. Live at the Village Vanguard: The Master Takes is one disc, makin' it one-fourth the cost of the box set. And you only get the best stuff.

Man, the opening beauty of "Spiritual..." It's like a dream I had: I floated on the River Nile, smokin' some fresh weed, relaxin'. But I ain't ever gonna see the Nile anyhow. This track's as close as I come, and it's close enough. Best of the best, though, has gotta be "India." It's only when you listen to a perfect old jazz tune like this that you realize how much drum-n-bass is derived from this music. 'Trane takes it to heaven and back with some style, man. Some richness, daddy. It's a sad thing his life was cut short by them jaws o' death.

Shit, cat. It don't make a difference. The man produced enough good music to last me a lifetime. This Village Vanguard thing's just another example of the genius of Coltrane.

-Ryan Schreiber

-- Shitcat (georgi...), May 3rd, 2006 4:13 PM. (later)

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.stephen-foster-songs.de/images/_IMAG060.JPG

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

holy crap, thats real: http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/record-reviews/c/coltrane_john/live-at-the-village-vanguard.shtml

i thought someone made that up

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

oh shit i just gave pitchfork Noize pagerank

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000FADN6I.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V54567294_.jpg

wtf

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

I like the rainbow sox but that side ponytail? Has to go.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

rainbow brite hooker raver

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

You cannot post that without telling us what Amazon item it's attached to!

― Dan (I Hope It's A Cookbook) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

sox my ass, straight shitty-ass photoshop job.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

THE AMAZON ITEM IT IS ATTACHED TO IS THAT.

THAT OUTFIT.

THAT IS WHAT IT IS, YOU CAN BUY IT.

FREE SHIPPING.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

Ally, I would stick with the Princess Leia Slave Outfit

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

where i can buy the whore

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

- 5 Piece Starburst Girl Costume includes Plush Trimmed Dress, Sequined Star Belt, Light Up Star Wand,

- For romantic fantasy fun, photo shoots, parties, Halloween or ?

― Dan (That Would Be PERFECT For ?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

FREE SHIPPING! - Pussy And More Outfit / Sexy Cat Costume

― Dan (O RLY?) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000F3KO6W.01-A25KCI3KJ0JKBZ._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V57252021_.jpg

This is also perfect for those things.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.stagecraftinc.com/Images/TurkeyRider.jpg
http://www.stagecraftinc.com/htmlFile/Riders.html

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Also from Amazon: "Parisian maid plus"

PLUS WHAT??

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

from the ILM thread "songs that make you cry"

Tears in Heaven by Eric Clapton; hits hard as its about his son who died when he was four - bad stuff.

-- Sam N. (Samnutter321...), May 3rd, 2006 2:57 PM.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

hits hard

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/schools/forestknollses/projects/bigbluemarble/gravity.GIF

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

I don't see what is funny about that. Is there I joke that I don't understand? His son did die. It just seems cold to make fun of it like that.

― Tu0mas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

that is a pretty good impression!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

It's okay. It's been more than four months since it happened.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Where has Nick A been?

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

You need to set up another lurker trap, duder.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

where can I buy Mariah?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:14 (twenty years ago)

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/9216/kool26000wc.jpg
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/985/ohyeah2eo.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

...

Some of this are weird,others are not to be honest half of them have a sting and intrest to them which catches peoples attion. i have to admite this is a well writtin site but very racist against these names some are unproperit but others are diffently appricated. most rappers have names like that. sorry i do not have a quistion i just though it would be nice to inform u on this matter thank you.

Yours,truly
Jessie MCkay

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

Yours,truly
Jessie MCkay in Finland

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Matthew, I like your insights.

-- someone let this mitya out! (mitya_il...)

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

I like Mitya (tentative.)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 4 May 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

mitya likes LOST and the national anthem oops wrong thread

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

I like Mitya too, but enjoying Matthew's comic book guy "insights" is funny.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

mitya is ok but his current username is venturing a little too close to ian-riese moraine territory

― gear (gear), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

maybe everyone should just get a IRM-style username. Or just reuse some of his.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

maybe

― the world explodes in flame! it's gear!! (gear), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

ok roffles

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

we'll see about this.

― gbx is protected by a forcefield of his own design (skowly), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

yes. yes we will.

― gear has been faxed into a wormhole!! (gear), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure I saw what happened but why were people getting po'd at Mitya on the Spanish language anthem thread?

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

my understanding is he's really really worried about darkies losing everything and america becoming a mongrel nation. i might be wrong about that, i know he sees diversity as the gravest threat america has ever faced and that it could tear us asunder and lead to civil war and rioting in the streets like in canada and belgium.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

that's a bit of an overstatement

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Yeah -- Canada? Geez, man.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Fluffy, eat it. I wasn't talking about this thread, I was talking about the debate in general.

-- J (McCh...), May 4th, 2006. (Jay) (later)

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

lmao@:

RAy MAnzerek is some old guy from 'The Doors'. He was the keyboarder i think. But who cares. What do u mean 'produce the next X'?

-- Andrew Pan (andrew_pan2@hotm

...where the fuck do these people come from?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

I want to viewt this movie throug your website.please send me thruogh this website.

GOD BE WITH YOU||.

-- admas abtew (admas2006abite...) (webmail), May 5th, 2006 8:11 AM. (later) (link)

Same place this dude came from?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:41 (twenty years ago)

mixi invite

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Can anyone comment on the soundtrack to United 93?

-- hugaboo, May 5th, 2006 11:34 AM.

Answers

HOT summer jams.

-- s1ocki, May 5th, 2006 11:37 AM.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

You know, sports seems to be the only field where "tough" men can exhibit physical signs of affection towards each other without being labeled gay, so do you have to ruin that too? Two guys hugging does not a gay make.
-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), June 29th, 2005 12:31 AM. (Tuomas)

Tuomas'"humorless european" shtick has been going on for this long? WHY DOES FINLAND HAVE A INTERNET, THEY OBVIOUSLY SUCK AT IT.

-- Unlimited Toothpicker (ï¿...), May 5th, 2006 9:25 PM. (eman)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

just read this entire blog - and I love some of the replies -- like this one....
...`Fuck Radiohead! No pretty boys hiding behind sampled music here. Cold Play got it right. Like I said: 'The truth is a hard message to hear!" With instant classics such as "Sparks" and the pro-oriental anthem "Yellow", Cold Play is well on their way. As for England, who's past musical contributions - excluding U2 - have been marginal at best, my hat's off to you. Famous for good shoes and bad teeth, England has redeemed itself with Cold Play. God Bless The Queen.`

First off, U2 are from Ireland - get your facts tight - amazing you don`t know that the band you think made the best contribution to England (in your mind anyways) isn`t actually from England !....doh!! and duh! I guess any accent in the english language that doesn`t sound american is british to you lol

Second, you consider Floyd, Beatles, Stones, Sex Pistols (and the list could go on forever)... dim contributions from england to music only salvaged by Coldplay coming along? Or did you think those bands were from Ireland ? LOL - Please tell me you had no idea those bands were from England so I can feel that you some have kind of knowledge about music but are just bad with geography.

But one thing I can give you credit for is you put two bands in the same bucket that deserve to be ...somewhat... - both Coldplay and U2 have gotten boring... but at least U2 had a fairly good period where they weren`t `the joshua tree` is a very respectable album and in general they had good albums... but the last few are limping. And Bono on stage has become annoying .every performance being the same as Bono says to self `ok now I will take an excited teen female fan from the audience on stage with me and sing to her as she freaks out being so close to my big ego - and all the other teens flip out` lol - it is really boring...

As I continue to say on here, aside from a resonable debut album called `parachutes`... Coldplay has done nothing else but go downhill since then and become banal and are nowhere near being some of the top players from England historically. Today maybe since music is at an all time low creatively it seems.

And comparing them to Radiohead is just complete utter nonsense and anyone who is saying that they are in the same league, nevermind saying Martin and his band are superior, really strike me as having limited knowledge about music or very closed minds.

-- Johnny B (johntwohundre...) (webmail), May 6th, 2006 2:43 AM. (link)

Is anyone still reading?
-- emc (j...) (webmail), May 6th, 2006 3:12 AM. (link)

emc - your exact point in relation to the discussion in this blog is?
-- Johnny B (johntwohundre...) (webmail), May 6th, 2006 4:20 AM. (link)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:31 (twenty years ago)

roffles at finland sucking at the internet haha

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 6 May 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

lol @ Johnny B reading "this entire blog"

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Some fucking nutjob on "Sound on Sound" magazine's forum yesterday:

I really should be doing something more useful with my time.

But i thought that it would be a good idea to expand apon the "Microsoft" and "google" elements of my argument.

Now if i wanted to cut the grass one day but had never done it before I would have to work out how to do it.

So logic would suggest to me that i would need a sharp object capable of cutting grass. Well i could go and use a pair of scissors (windows xp) If i didn't know that their was a flymower (OSX or Linux)in the shed.

I could try to look for information about how to do it but if i ask the wrong person (google) i could still end up using scissors or worse a tea spoon

You only have choice if you know and understand that their are alternatives.

Of course this situation is further confused by me walking into a grass cutting shop and only finding xp scissors for sale. If i had never used a lawn mower and nobody else did there must be a reason for it. Logic suggests.

But on the flip side it could also be argued that if the windows scissors company had established a huge monopoly on grass cutting and could push and inferior product because they already had market share and could promote miss information like

"only odd balls and the rich used fly mowers"

Then a different kind of logic can be perceived. So with that Its important to take into account different perspectives on the same topic.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 6 May 2006 12:16 (twenty years ago)

I tried to help, I really did.

To the patient folks on here I am simply gonna reply to the comments made by two people about me so skip through these few paragraphs for me not to be wasting your time if you don`t want to read what I have to say to them...

caek - you are refering to the UK I presume, sure England and Northern Ireland are within the UK. But England and UK are not the same thing... the comment I replied to above was from someone referring specifically to `England` and lack of talent coming out of that country aside from U2. Ireland is not part of England - plus U2 were formed in Dublin to my knowledge which is Southern Ireland and isn`t even part of the UK btw.. So even if the fellow above was refering to the UK thinking it was the same as England (and in all fairness a lot of folks I know do think they are one and the same so it is a common thought) he was off in assuming U2 are from the UK. Please do check your facts before calling someone dumbass ok? And if my facts are incorrect by all means correct them for me... But in all fairness, yup I shouldn`t have stated how I feel about Bono these days - irrelevant I do agree. I somehow doubt you will apologize for what you called me though given you are wrong in YOUR assumption about England and Ireland... but anyways... that is fine you are allowed to think what you want of me really.

Doctor Faustus - I do appreciate your comment, reading back I have been harsher than necessary and have added more opinion in my last post than needed. sorry for that - you are right in your comment. But also do read carefully what I had said... I said most Coldplay fans would not know the Barrett I was refering to... and given the number of responses from people offering suggestions of who I might be refering to, none being correct btw - what I suspected seems right. It was by no means a condescending comment but rather that it is a fact that most people just don`t know who he is. I think people heavily into Floyd would know and potentially people who are into bands heavily influenced by him as they took time to read about the bands they like and who influenced them and then reading about their influences (Radiohead being one of them influenced by Barrett but not Coldplay). And I think that makes Yorke very respectable in his ability to recognize a great creative musical mind and use that as an influence for his work. (mind you Martin is using Yorke as an influence so that shows something about Martin too I think.)

May I remind you that you are in a discussion forum where there will be opinions and facts stated. I have (unfortunately harshly) corrected comments made by people based on incorrect facts. Correcting the facts is important in a discussion I would think.

And again - without trying to sound like an ass at all - what are both of you contributing to this topic? your responses right now don`t have anything to do with what is being discussed...

Please stay on topic ... vs turning on people who are just trying to make this a real and accurate debate.

I just would love to see some responses such as some that have been posted where people state their choice and their reasons why based on the artist as a musician, not the way they look or what is assumed their personality is (or what bus they chose to ride) without even personally knowing them... and more importantly based on facts that are sometimes incorrect...

So back on topic - my point of view stands that Yorke is just a better artist and musician - but that is my opinion. Love to hear from others on the topic.

-- Johnny B (johntwohundre...), May 6th, 2006.

― Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Saturday, 6 May 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Careful now. The trolled has become the troll, I fear.

― caek (caek), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

I've been wondering if it is a troll. If it is, that last post is genius, the writing is beautifully judged.

― Doktor Faustus (noodle vague), Saturday, 6 May 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I also want to add that i cant stand all these record store clerks and pitchfork writerss who talk shit about Radiohead. They pooh-pooh Thom Yorke but then go stroke their beards and listen to kroutrock. But Radiohead has several songs inna kroutrock style! In conclusion, the naysayers are hypocrites.

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), May 4th, 2006 9:23 AM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 6 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

fuckin wrinklepaws

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 6 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

croutonrock

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 May 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

saladcore

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 May 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

breadcrumb beat

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 May 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/17/21418819_b8d41589c3_m.jpg

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Sunday, 7 May 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

I should love this, but I don't, 15 April 2006

Author: wnterstar from United States

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

This movie has things I usually love in movies: great acting, wonderful music and some fantastic dancing. The story line is good too. It's a very thinly veiled bio of Bob Fosse, arguably one of the best choreographers of all time.

So why don't I like this movie? I think it's because I'm used to movies like this having singing, dancing and a happy ending (we call those movies "mom" movies in my house!) Instead, we see how this wonderfully talented man ruined his life by driving the people he loves away from him.

Well, bleh! That's a bit too much like real life for me.

Was the above comment useful to you? Yes No

― raw like sufjan (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 7 May 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

ok it took me a second to realize why that's really funny.

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 7 May 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Riders are so last funny thread

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Sunday, 7 May 2006 11:51 (twenty years ago)

fuckin attorney's with timeport's

http://blogs.nydailynews.com/dailypolitics/archives/2006/05/a_hillary_video.php

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 7 May 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 7 May 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

ObieRef (12:26:21 PM): hi
ObieRef (12:26:23 PM): still there?
ath (12:26:35 PM): yeah i just b sippin on some sizzurp
ath (12:26:41 PM): whatchu doin ho
ath (12:27:51 PM): my shorty lf gave me dis shit and said i can find me books and shit
ObieRef (12:28:12 PM): ok; new ref person here. sorry for the delay. ya want books or mags or both?
ath (12:28:15 PM): do u got any books on no limit records or ATl
ObieRef (12:28:29 PM): hold on a sec
ath (12:28:42 PM): books or videos or rims
ObieRef (12:29:19 PM): i can find lots of magazine articles ...
ath (12:29:29 PM): whatever
ObieRef (12:29:40 PM): ok; hold on
ath (12:29:55 PM): yo jus get me a book alrready damn
ath (12:30:13 PM): yo do u got any obie trice
ath (12:30:46 PM): your name means obie trice refer dont lie
ath (12:30:53 PM): lol
ObieRef (12:31:12 PM): ok; here's an article that we have: Wadler, J. Joe Pistone went undercover to con the Mob: now he must stay there to save his life [FBI agent]. People Weekly v. 29 (April 25 1988) p. 100-1+
ath (12:31:20 PM): wuts that shit
ObieRef (12:31:28 PM): here's another:
ObieRef (12:31:30 PM): Shapiro, W. Going after Hell's Angels. Newsweek v. 105 (May 13 1985) p. 41
ObieRef (12:32:01 PM): Shapiro, W. Going after Hell's Angels. Newsweek v. 105 (May 13 1985) p. 41
ath (12:32:03 PM): wut the fukk ma supposed 2 do with that shit i want some crunk n shit nigga WHAT
ath (12:32:50 PM): u still there?
ObieRef (12:33:00 PM): OK OK -- it's in volume 105 (may 13 issue) of Newsweek mag, page 41 -- is that what you're lookin 4?
ath (12:33:18 PM): nah
ath (12:33:26 PM): fuck this shit i'm out
ObieRef (12:33:26 PM): you want the band?
ath (12:33:35 PM): i want some MP3 jams
cyprodine (12:33:44 PM): hook a brotha up obie
ObieRef (12:33:49 PM): OK; give me a minute

-- ath (klintved...), May 5th, 2006 1:35 PM. (ath)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Monday, 8 May 2006 00:41 (twenty years ago)

ath will have been sonned by yours truly when that thread is finished.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

Sarek and the Klingon ambassador are engaged in some pretty nifty verbal sparring. Sarek's "... do you de-ny these events" is answered with "we de-ny nothing" with the just the right amount of mockery (the Klingon ambassador mimics the cadence and tonal dynamics on the word "deny" [what a catty fellow!]) but the best part is when the Klingon ambassador leaves in a huff, and there's a voice that barely arises above the chatter from the gallery and yells, "You pompous ass!" That's the moment that Star Trek IV transcends the franchise and its genre to become a neo-realist masterpiece! (Some might argue that that moment comes later, when Spock nerve-pinches the SF boombox punk on the bus, but they're wrong!)

-- Wm. Tiberius Shakespeare (wms...), April 29th, 2006

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

In Trading Places, after the climactic frozen concentrated orange
juice selloff, one of the pit traders gives an order to Murphy,
then reconfirms it using a hand signal. This gesture completely
cements the viewer into this fictional world, and is probably only
registered subliminally. Brilliance!

-- Wm. T Holiday (w...), May 5th, 2006.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

haha .. where are those from?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

From I LOve Film of all places. I check that board twice yearly. and it looks like the people who post there do the same thing.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 May 2006 02:13 (twenty years ago)

They are OK, but they have a long way to go to be as good as Tom Petty.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), May 8th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Monday, 8 May 2006 11:38 (twenty years ago)

Not knowing who the "they" Geir is referring to is, that could easily be true!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 8 May 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

pashmina otm

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:14 (twenty years ago)

wait - do we say "otm" around here?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 8 May 2006 13:14 (twenty years ago)

Not knowing who the "they" Geir is referring to is, that could easily be true!

No it couldn't!

― Dan (Except MAYBE "Refugee") Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 May 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes it could. They:

http://www.finalstar.com/coldplay/photos/band079.jpg

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Okay I take it back.

No wait, actually I don't because "Clocks" and "Trouble" are both okay, so it's 2-1 in Coldplay's favor.

Although I just remembered My Chemical Romance, so okay Tom Petty could be better.

― Dan (Not Even The Dreaded DMB Is Worse Than Tom Petty) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Dan Perry & The Mosesmaker.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 May 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

http://sycoraxsavestheday.tripod.com/lotr01.gif

― gear (gear), Monday, 8 May 2006 20:22 (twenty years ago)

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/cms/2004/large/Tom_Petty_-_gallery_image_-_lg.6479018.jpg come on guys...

― Egyptian (Tom Petty is dope) Genie (blastocyst), Monday, 8 May 2006 21:40 (twenty years ago)

What's so awful about talking about smear tests? I do it all the time.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), May 9th, 2006 6:13 AM. (Tuomas)

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

why am i suprised EVERY TIME?

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:01 (twenty years ago)

let's just imagine that I banned jaymc for that.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

"I feel like he goes to brush his teeth in the morning..."

WRONG!

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:41 PM. (Austin, Still) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 12:52 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060505/i/r623955404.jpg?x=380&y=250&sig=JylZ54ruNKcEbnutMJq5cQ--
-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...), May 8th, 2006 11:31 PM. (kingfish 2.0)

oh, wrinklepaws
-- Gerard (dronkenschi...), May 9th, 2006 12:19 AM. (Gerard)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

I really really like Isaak. At first i thought it was because i masterbated to his image (cf. Jason McCoy,Ben Folds ) but then i saw Eyes Wide Shut and realized how well his schtik worked.

-- anthony (anthonyeasto...), September 9th, 2001 5:00 PM.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

there'll always be an anthony

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

jeez. where's that from?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

the chris isaak thread on ilm

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

9/9/01: Anthony Masterbates to Chris Isaak

9/11/01: The Towers Fall

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

it's like Tyrone Slothrop in reverse...

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:06 (twenty years ago)

how in reverse?

― FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL (vahid), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

Masturbation:Sex::Planes:Bombs

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

+ http://web.comhem.se/~u79800834/hm.JPG

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Since when were shoes called 'vans'?

-- the pinefox (pinefo...), May 10th, 2006 10:08 AM. (the pinefox)

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

^^^THAT GUY

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

i wrote a letter to jim davis when i was a kid, and he wrote back saying that it was people like me that kept garfield full of lasagne
-- gbx (polarbea...) (webmail), May 10th, 2006 12:32 PM. (skowly) (link)

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Kate is lusting after DDB? WATCH OUT BROSEPH!
-- latebloomer (posercore24...), May 10th, 2006 2:06 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

where is the latebloomer Kate thing from?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

i can't tell whether this is funny or creepy:

Still, how cool would it be to say you fucked Geronimo's skull?
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 10th, 2006 2:40 PM. (jaymc) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

creepy?! come on

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:11 (twenty years ago)

creepy?! come on skull

― Dan (C On S) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

HOW MUCH GAMELAN IS ON JESSICA HOPPER'S IPOD??? NONE??????!!!!??? THAT'S RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), Today 11:41 PM. (allocryptic) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 May 2006 02:51 (twenty years ago)

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9420/racist6wd.gif

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 11 May 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Jessica Hopper is sub-Easton.

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

8. last time notvalery came to providence, we were meeting up at the RISD drag show. i had dressed in a pink shirt and black jacket & jeans, w/ a black tie. WITHOUT COORDINATING WITH ME BEFOREHAND, she turned up in a black dress w/ pink trim. WE TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE WE WERE GOING TO PROM. later on, we went to sing karaoke, which was awesome because

9. valery is fucking great at karaoke.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:53 PM. (allocryptic) (later) (link)

^^^ possibly the gayest post the noize board has ever seen?

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), Yesterday 11:54 PM. (allocryptic) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:06 (twenty years ago)

41- Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
40- Devil May Cry

Ok, I guess some people were annoyed by Raiden (Wich is a excellent character BTW) but...

21- Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
20- DIABLO II!!!!!!?????

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU SMOKING? seriously Diablo is just "point, kill, level, sell stuff" Metal Gear Solid 3 is a masterpiece in every way, and has one of the most beautiful endings that I have ever saw, not just in videogames but in movies, books or anything. A mean, cmon.... Diablo II on top of MGS3?

-- The_Posting_Guy (Com.Hotmai...), May 11th, 2006 10:11 PM. (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

---
should i just ip ban this kid, or what?

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 12 May 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

why, remember the kingdom hearts girl?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

Chicago: This Is Grand (NSFW)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 12 May 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/05/babysuit.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v62/robowan/art/P1190131.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-10/hipster-bingo.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

OUTDATED

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Did the 4 foot tall girl get a growth spurt?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

on a busy day at academy i could get bingo in

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

on a busy day ~~at academy~~on the noise board i could get bingo in

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

if only i had a purse with a skull on it

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

oh, that was supposed to say "less than sign five minutes"

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

i have a record bag with a skull on it does that make me a hipster :(

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 12 May 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

In 2003 I had a goal of getting a tattoo of a star just so I could win the bottom row. In 2006 I remembered I had that goal and once again I think about it, for 20 minutes.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

hi, guys. i'm aware how old hipster bingo is.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

http://getoffourisland.com/

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

could I qualify as an uber-hot female asian hipster? .... hmmm.. maybe not "uber-hot".... probably not "hipster" either... and I guess some of you could even debate "asian" too. but definitely female.

vagina heeeeeyyyyy.

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:26 (twenty years ago)

http://getoffourisland.com/

You may find Guidos…
...

- Acting out what they “would do” to Carmen Electra at a family restaurant

uh oh DDB

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

vagina heeeeeyyyyy.
-- val (valer...), May 12th, 2006 11:26 AM. (notvalery)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

- Drinking Coors light on a 25’ boat while blaring the “Boys are back in town” by Thin Lizzy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-163.vo.llnwd.net/00719/36/18/719518163_l.jpg

Moustache!

-- Steve Goldberg (io502sg...), May 12th, 2006 8:06 AM. (Steve Goldberg) (later)

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

Socialite Paris Hilton shocked fans at the launch of her new videogame when she referred to the product by the wrong name. Jewel Jam, which can be played on a cellphone, is made by videogame maker Gameloft - who are set to create an entire series of Paris Hilton games. But the company was left red-faced last night when their celebrity endorser appeared totally clueless at the Los Angeles Convention Center for the Electronic Entertainment Expo. Hilton, who arrived late, said, "I'm really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest. Thank you all for coming, and you can download the game."

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:50 (twenty years ago)

lol i saw that

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

battle of the bands: jewel jam vs. diamondquest

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 17:57 (twenty years ago)

jewel jam vs. dental dam

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Anti-virus vendor Sophos has discovered a worm that attempts to send a photograph of an owl to attached network printers.

The W32/Hoots-A worm is written in Visual Basic, spreading via network shares. When it infects a computer it attempts to send a graphical image of an owl with the legend "O RLY?" to a number of predefined print queues.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:07 (twenty years ago)

as the resident actually-lived-in-Long-Island-for-many-years bored person I have to say I laughed til I cried and then went back to laughing again at getoffourisland. A+++++++++++!!!1

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

-- val (valer...) (webmail), May 12th, 2006 2:26 PM. (notvalery) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=28606

(1) you must shamelessly own a record by the Grateful Dead, Rush, or Yes
(2) guys must have a beard; girls, cut your own hair
(3) you live in an industrial space with a cat
(4) your idea of bonding is dancing in a circle (in a nonsexual way) with your male friends
(5) you like really freaked-out new music like Maurice Fulton's MU project and microhouse
(6) you like Sonic Youth but you hate modern-day jam bands
(7) you prefer your natural smell to deodorant
(8) you won't wear designer tennis shoes but you will wear clothes your fashion designer friends have made
(9) you secretly can do the dance moves from Soul Train but you would never admit to having "moves"
(10) you like Chappelle's Show (actually, forget that one ? who doesn't like Chappelle's Show!)

-- gygax! (gygax0...), April 23rd, 2004.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

"Hi, we're Charlie Parker and the Charlie Parkers, reminding you kids out there that Language Is Fundamental."

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), May 10th, 2006. (epicharmus) (later) (link)

― tom west (thomp), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:33 (twenty years ago)

Laughing Yoga

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:47 (twenty years ago)

!!!!! terrifying

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 12 May 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

http://margo.ytmnd.com/

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

(1) you must shamelessly own a record by the Grateful Dead, Rush, or Yes
No - but my hippie brother insists that I should
(2) guys must have a beard; girls, cut your own hair
Yes
(3) you live in an industrial space with a cat
No.
(4) your idea of bonding is dancing in a circle (in a nonsexual way) with your male friends
No, but i do like dancing with my friends, in a circle around our pocketbooks and shoes
(5) you like really freaked-out new music like Maurice Fulton's MU project and microhouse
I don't even know what this is.
(6) you like Sonic Youth but you hate modern-day jam bands
I like SY, and hate SOME modern-day jam bands, but not all... so no.
(7) you prefer your natural smell to deodorant
Sorry, smelly is not cool.
(8) you won't wear designer tennis shoes but you will wear clothes your fashion designer friends have made
I wear my own clothes
(9) you secretly can do the dance moves from Soul Train but you would never admit to having "moves"
It is no secret.
(10) you like Chappelle's Show (actually, forget that one – who doesn't like Chappelle's Show!)
yes. of course.

So... that's... like two, possibly three if you count the kind ofs as "half points".

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, smelly is not cool.

EAT LESS GARLIC HONEY

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

i do now!

― val (notvalery), Friday, 12 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Mr. T - "Treat Your Mother Right"

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

(1) you must shamelessly own a record by the Grateful Dead, Rush, or Yes
Duh
(2) guys must have a beard; girls, cut your own hair
No.
(3) you live in an industrial space with a cat
No. No.
(4) your idea of bonding is dancing in a circle (in a nonsexual way) with your male friends
No.
(5) you like really freaked-out new music like Maurice Fulton's MU project and microhouse
I have neveer heard of Maurice Fulton. I own one (1) microhouse cd. I don't consider it "really freaked-out new music." It's aight.
(6) you like Sonic Youth but you hate modern-day jam bands
I like SY AND modern-day jam bands.
(7) you prefer your natural smell to deodorant
I prefer Unscented deodorant.
(8) you won't wear designer tennis shoes but you will wear clothes your fashion designer friends have made
What are designer tennis shoes? I wear tennis shoes to play tennis, ugly running shoes occasionally for walking, even uglier running shoes for running, and have no fashion designer friends.
(9) you secretly can do the dance moves from Soul Train but you would never admit to having "moves"
"the dance moves from Soul Train"?
(10) you like Chappelle's Show (actually, forget that one – who doesn't like Chappelle's Show!)
ME (I like the dude alright, but he isn't all that funny).

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

i can be your fashion designer friend.

― val (notvalery), Saturday, 13 May 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

paul taught me the meatstick dance way back when i was 15... lol

― val (notvalery), Saturday, 13 May 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cutty.org/gaysex.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 13 May 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

First off, there are two groups of mormons one practices poligomy the other doesn't. The ones in Utah don't. What they call themselves now is LDS for Latter Day Saint. The Reformed Mormons left the church hundreds of years ago and practice Poligomy. Even AMW respected that and mentioned that.(Thier self appointed prophet is wanted). As for the beggining of Poligomy for Mormons in the first place, according to the PROPHET Joseph Smith GOD wanted the Mormons to BECAUSE SURVIVAL THEN WAS LIMITED. Out of like fourteen childeren only two will live to see maybe eight years of age. Does that answer that. Then Joseph taught that sexual sin is an ambomination. I don't see that self appointed prophet of the reformed mormon church saying that, he promotes it in fact. Besides it was probably the wrong people asked that question "did the prophet have sex with you?" I've never heard of that before of course new crap always comes up. So your better source is the LDS web-site or a church near you. Then again people are afraid of Mormons. And how many people in those times married younger people? I've even heard that Ben Franklin married a 14 year old when he was like 80. Who is stupid enough to not were a helmet? Let's see most injuries to the brain are cuased by hmm not wearing a helmet, what do you know? Anything else a teen can answer? I'm not even a teacher or priest and I know these things. I get up at 5 in the morning just to learn more. I bet most of those people that write about us arn't even mormon or even set foot in our church. So are you going to fix that? Or is your site going to be a Lie?

My opinion is if this contry has a freedom of speech, RELIGION, and so on why do you go against that? Most people think freedom of religion first, then turn to say crap about others religion? I know we don't say a word about others religion negatively just thats what they believe in and leave it at that. Not a negative comment to any.

-- I'm a mormon age 18 (Orcawarrio...) (webmail), Today 12:17 PM. (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 May 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Taking Sides: "Southern Man" by Neil Young vs. "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynrd Skynrd

Increasingly surreal argument about Canada, Neil Young, Anne Murray, English grammar, etc. starting with linked post.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 May 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 14 May 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Moustache!

Were funny. Now they're natural.

― trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 14 May 2006 05:04 (twenty years ago)

I love music, but its generally a lot easier to hate it on thie InterWeb (sp?), so I guess I'll just log on here to rail about songs (with guitars, obvi) that I hear too often on my FM stereo. This will hopefully establish credibility before I attack the overarching structure. (pass the vitamin C, I feel sick of talking.)
GOOGLE SEARCH)!J!!!) WOLF PARADE BEIRUT PORNOGRAPHY TAPES N TAPES BOOBS PETER DOHERTY DANIELSON CUNT

-- Chuck (dirk.bron...), May 13th, 2006 11:45 PM.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Sunday, 14 May 2006 06:26 (twenty years ago)

The Reformed Mormons left the church hundreds of years ago and practice Poligomy.

"hundreds of years ago"

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

oh man, is that thing Aaron linked worth reading?

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

it's one of aaron's personalities linking to an 'argument' between two of his other personalities. ie. NO.

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Can a mod confirm this?

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Although I wouldn't put it past Aaron to have different IPs for each personality.

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, seriously. Fuck that guy

― DaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

so what are you like "better" now?

― city of gyros (chaki), Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Crazy is as crazy does.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 May 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

do you have a padded keyboard?

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

GIRLS OF THE NB WATCH OUT

― city of gyros (chaki), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

do you have a padded keyboard?

No, I don't even have a computer! I am transmitting these posts via aluminum foil helmet.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.redhat.com/g/chrome/logo_rh_home.png

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

fuck a sleeve tattoo

-- jergins (jergin...), May 12th, 2006 7:08 PM. (jergins) (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

gladly

-- Unlimited Toothpicker (ï¿...), May 12th, 2006 8:19 PM. (eman) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:41 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/46/146633535_5d9099a982.jpg?v=0

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 May 2006 02:27 (twenty years ago)

U DA MAN

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 15 May 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

WOW!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 15 May 2006 02:37 (twenty years ago)

RAD

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 15 May 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

is that billy idol behind you?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 15 May 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

whoa, great pitcher!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 15 May 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

or the midget jim jarmusch.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 15 May 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

edited for funny:

Yes Emily! Chris could have gone the way of Radiohead and made trendy 4-to-the-floor club mixes that were big in Ibiza but he stuck to his guns and yes, he has a darker side too - who would have thought that 'Green Eyes' was about jealousy but it is - he said so in an interview so that proves he's talented.

-- Beeble (hotbuns200...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

Chris could have gone the way of Radiohead and made trendy 4-to-the-floor club mixes that were big in Ibiza
Uh, Radiohead made trendy house mixes?

-- Chris Bee (noaddres...), May 15th, 2006. (Cee Bee) (later)

Actually uh, yes. Tom said at the time of Kid A that he was trying to be like The Aphex Twins and all the other hip Ninja Records producers. My friend went to The Hacienda in Ibiza and they were all going crazy for the Amnesiac mixes. You've got to be a bit 'in the know' to hear about things like that though.
-- Beeble (hotbuns200...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

Ninja Records and The Autechres are my fav trance producers
-- Chris Bee (noaddres...), May 15th, 2006. (Cee Bee) (later)

it's Autechre and they're not trance technically - get your facts straight!
-- Beeble (hotbuns200...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 May 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

TEHAUTECHRES

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/49/146678668_b29b2979d6.jpg?v=0

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

rofflehausen

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:45 (twenty years ago)

jealous

what are you guys looking at?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

i spy a gy

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

Expression on lefthand dude is priceless!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:50 (twenty years ago)

STEVEN Q. SHASTA

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

there must be something japanese in that room

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:03 (twenty years ago)

i wasn't kidding, when i said what ddb & i did on our vacation from the noize board.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)

jon looks like gollum

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

STEVE SHASTA, STAR OF TV'S "SON OF THE BEACH"
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/86/90/18448562.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:16 (twenty years ago)

who are the people?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:24 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/49/146678668_b29b2979d6.jpg?v=0 http://www.sonyclassics.com/crumb/ks/snoid.gif

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

gygax, ddb, jon millions

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

I thought gygax was momus

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

I knew that patch was a ruse!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

BEST PICTURE 2006

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

jon looks like gollum

-- and what (an...) (webmail), Yesterday 10:14 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

OTM

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/339/146678668b29b2979d64vy.jpg
http://img451.imageshack.us/img451/2262/gollum0va.gif

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:14 (twenty years ago)

excellent.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

And I was thinking, as per that other famous photo, that they were the Freaks and Geeks Three and Carmen E was the Billy Joel and Model Rocket lovin' transfer student.

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:20 (twenty years ago)

If I woke up to the intro of "Rosalinda's Eyes" every day, I think that I'd be a happier person.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

WELL DONE.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 06:34 (twenty years ago)

a lot of rock these days is just as overproduced as synth based music though. i cant help thinking, with all that ridiculous compression and sterility being imposed on the music, it doesnt really sound that 'real' anymore anyway.

-- titchyschneider (titchyschneide...), May 16th, 2006 5:33 AM. (titchyschneider)

that's interesting, maybe someone should write an article expressing that opinion.

-- the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (miltonpinsk...), May 16th, 2006 5:36 AM. (Enrique)

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Hello,

I have been looking for a copy of Jim O'rourke's version of 'Women of the World'... and wondered if you might have an mp3 of it you are willing to share.

kind regards,
*****

____________________________________________

hey *****, ever since the YSI crackdown, ive been wary about file-sharing through ILX. its really great, though, and worth tracking down.

best,
pete

_____________________________________________

Hi Pete,

Thanks for the response... not sure what YSI means, but I appreciate
that there has been a crackdown on filesharing in general.
Excuse my persistence, but is there any chance you could simply email
the tune to me (if you have it that is) and I will promise to keep stum
about it :)

no worries if you don't want to chance it.
regards,
*****
___________________________________________________

SPELLED SHTUM WRONG

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

ddb looks so healthy

fantastic teeth

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gourismitha.com/TheGraphicWorld/Websets/lilo_stitch_main.gif

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

where'd ya get them chompers

bike ridin vegan non smoker!

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Nah, it's genetics.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:00 (twenty years ago)

if you only knew what that guy puts in his body

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:01 (twenty years ago)

SOY BOMBX BURRITOS

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:03 (twenty years ago)

THAT PIC IS FUCKIN BONKERS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

total movie poster material!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

noize pie

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

I WAS OFF MY TITS.

'ANOTHER TOMORROW' GIRLS WERE GIVING ME FREE DRINX.....SO UNHEALTHY!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

She's like a kindergarden teacher who smells like apricots and always does the right thing, even when it's wrong. Gold star, bitch!
-- LeCoq (leiffe...), April 7th, 2006 10:00 PM. (LeCoq)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

1. chicka, chicka, chickabee
2. t'ee an me an t'ee an me
3. Massah cHICKAPAY
4. SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW INNA BAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GAH ANJAHTAY RECKON?
5. :animated gif of jodie foster lifting her shirt:
6. rape scene from the Accused (sexy sadie!!! wanna play some pinball??? *PINBALL MOTIONS + TONGUE WAGGING*)
7. ABOONTA BOONTA SOLO HA HA HA HA HA
-- BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (adelangsto...), April 8th, 2006 9:37 AM. (Adrian Langston)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=7002901#unread

http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/eminem/6104/1/art02.jpg http://static.flickr.com/49/132751373_2dd60547fe.jpg http://www.drawbooks.com/123_draw_series/73-images/07_04.gif

-- and what (an...), May 16th, 2006 6:29 PM. (ooo)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

btw, who is "and what"?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 01:58 (twenty years ago)

ethan, who's registered now, so expect to see him on the noise board a lot more often.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:00 (twenty years ago)

how do you know?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

how do i know what?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/searchresults.php?board=86&mode=threads&q=&titlepart=&name=&email=&username=ooo&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

who is "ethan"? and why should I "expect" him?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

don't play dumb.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

nah man, they could surf, you gotta remember brad was dope thin for most of the time i knew him, he did put on some weight when he kicked, when i last saw him in..january of 1996 he was pudgy and eric (the bass player) has always been big but that's really nothing relevant to surfing.
besides man what does being fat have anything to do with making good records?

-- MC (mcarroll09..), May 16th, 2006 6:52 PM. (later)

― city of gyros (chaki), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

his posts felt very ethan-esque

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

'ANOTHER TOMORROW' GIRLS WERE GIVING ME FREE DRINX.....SO UNHEALTHY!!!!

convenient.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

HELLO,

VISIT - www.affaryan.invisionplus.net

WANT TO BECOME A MODERATOR.
NEED TO HELP US.

I NEED MANY MODERATOR.

PLZ HELP US MAKE US SITE GOOD.

I WILL MAKE U A FREE MODERATOR
BUT INTURN U HAVE TO HELP US POSTING

-- Affaryan (Affs_hotstuf...), May 17th, 2006 6:35 AM. (link)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

you rang?

― goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

there is a fabulous gay porn out called spunked that unsublimates the totatlly hot homoeroticism of the knoxville.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), July 18th, 2005 12:22 AM. (anthony) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

we can always count on anthony to do his part

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 17:41 (twenty years ago)

why do people talk to reporters
-- bb (b...), May 17th, 2006. (later)

Why do people talk to puppets?
-- JW (jo...), May 17th, 2006. (later)

they want to believe
-- bb (b...), May 17th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 18:24 (twenty years ago)

http://img321.imageshack.us/img321/6068/dancingjakeass8ll3gr.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

CRAZY HORSES

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

I wanna make that horse retroactively show up after all of anthony's sexual posts.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahaha, horseheadman

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Listen to The Cure "Close to Me" while looking at that .gif, srsly.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:59 (twenty years ago)

"Inbetween Days" might be even better.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

The next time Morbius revives the Jake Gyllenhaal thread, that GIF is going on it.

― Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Stone could have at least stayed true to himself with some cracked-out Towers fall/Walls of Jericho montage overlays and Al Pacino screaming in Arabic or something.

-- milo z (wooderso...), May 17th, 2006 9:24 PM. (mlp) (later)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 18 May 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

From: Madeleine
To: allyzay
Date: May 17, 2006 9:34 PM
Subject: Hi Bro,

Are you feeling shy over your inability to get much
more than a semi-hard-on in the sack??
Do you feel depressed because of your ED problem???
Now here's the perfect solution for you --- Viagra.
It is truly a "Wonder Drug of the 90s."
You'll get the best erection you can remember in many years for sure. :)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

i usually don't measure my erections on a best/worst scale, actually.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm still trying to decide if "Hi bro," is funniest or the WONDER DRUG OF TEH 90S is funniest.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

i called my coworker "bro" today and he called me "homes" in response

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

I got spam the other day that started with the salutation

"Fuck brother,"

― caek (caek), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah! That's the best one!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nebula/7340/chocula.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

from another message board, a record-store clerk reports:

while we're on the subject of questionable parenting, a guy came into the store with his kid, probably about 14.

kid wants an icp cd (yes, there are folks who listen to icp with a sense of humor, but that is one characteristic distinctly lacking from most of the younger fans--they take it seriously), and the father says, if i buy that for you, your little girlfriend has to show me her pussy.

he didn't even say it in a particularly hushed tone, so i just gagged and hoped it was some kind of metaphor for...i don't know, but something, please. i mean, 'cause he bought the disc.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...) (webmail), May 18th, 2006. (link)

― Dan (WOW) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 May 2006 23:15 (twenty years ago)

maybe he meant her new kitten?

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

oh my god.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/11/cyclops_narrowweb__300x375,0.jpg
also, that horse gif is awesome.
Knight takes pwn.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 May 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

if a dolphin was covered in hair, it would look bigger
-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), May 19th, 2006 12:09 PM. (allocryptic) (admin) (userip)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 19 May 2006 18:25 (twenty years ago)

I will buy a beer for anyone who can get evidence of Mickey violating parole.

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), Today 7:48 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 19 May 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I like to chew up food items and then spit them into other food items, which I then eat. If you don't do this, then you're a tiresome little man. Enjoy living in ignorance and waste, you scumbag.

-- gargleby (bugle.boy.jean...), April 21st, 2005 12:36 AM. (deangulberry)

― guess papers (eman), Monday, 22 May 2006 00:42 (twenty years ago)

iTunes Music video store has an "LOL, FUNNY" panel

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

I used to, er, briefly date someone who wore elf-ears like those, and not just in theme parties. But that was a long time ago. I think the girl is a LARPer, they often make custom pointy ears for themselves when they're playing elves.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 5:37 AM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

Contribute an answer

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 12:15 (twenty years ago)

goatse fashion

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

WHAT THE...

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEHRESA that is both awesome and frightening that that's what came to mind when you saw that shirt

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

ID HIT IT (THE SHIRT ITSELF)

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

u want to earn ur redwings, bro?

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I'm sure chaki has

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

WHY ARE YOU SO SURE?

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

killy, it was not my original idea. i saw the photo in america's next top model season 1 contestant elyse's sewell's blog with a caption about "buttholes" and that's what made me think goatse.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

chaki's a gentleman.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

I AM TOTALLY GOING TO BE THE FIRST DUDE TO EARN TRIPLE RED WINGS

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Bloody cunt, bloody lip, rectal bleeding?

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:13 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T KNOW!

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

today at work joel asked if i was on the rag and i said that my vagina was very bloody, but also surpringly sandy.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:15 (twenty years ago)

what a delightful work enviornment that must be. tusk blaring, conversations of male menstruation ... sigh.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

me & joel just say horrible things all day. it's great.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

we JAH'D OUT today thanxx to cdrs from ddb.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

yesterday my coworkers were comparing their FLOWS, but they are 35 & 45. BARFFLES

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

do you work with rumpie and masonic kate? xp

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

oh god premenopausal women are ANNOYING!
xxpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

premenopausal princess blues

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

yeah and they kept looking at me while talking, like thirstily hoping i would divulge tales of my own youthful blood-streams

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

u shoulda been like "im still waiting for mine"

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)

i know, right

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

"thirstily hoping i would divulge"

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 23:01 (twenty years ago)

The first time I was exposed to Andrew WK I was at a friend's place. We'd drunk some wine and had smoked a massive joint. We were watching MuchMusic. I hadn't had TV for years at this point. Andrew WK was in the Much environment. A really hot VJ was hosting things. She was wearing a really nice red top. She said some witty things. People were pulling all sorts of ridiculous shenanigans - some girl poured creamed corn down the front of her pants. There was a commercial break - lots of loud sounds, bright colours, beautiful people selling you things. Then they played the "Party Hard" video. My friend was laughing "It's so metal - it reminds me of Grade 7!" I felt at that moment a truly deep and intense love for pop culture and all it stands for. Massive fucking corporations, pumping all kinds of financial and human resources into discovering exactly what will tickle which nerve endings, stimulate which pent-up desires, shaping all the dreams and desires and anxieties that have defined me since childhood, discovering and exploiting every primal urge that can be used, sexual, violent, what not, even the urge to rebel against the system efficiently co-opted and exploited, it's almost Brave New World - what a beautiful thing! Every little thing that happened on TV seemed to have been carefully planned out with these ends. To think human civilization had reached this point! Half the hard rock bands on TV were as good as Def Leppard! At least half the girl pop stars were as good as Tiffany! And Def Leppard and Tiffany were the greatest things ever!

Then we went to see Bernard Parmegiani at the Rien a voir festival.

-- sundar subramanian

― goonie goonie moony juney purple spoonie killa noonie (dubplatestyle), Monday, 22 May 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

FUCKING STONERS

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 22 May 2006 23:50 (twenty years ago)

WHATEVER "TAQUITO" JAXON!!!!

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 22 May 2006 23:56 (twenty years ago)

Let me try this again.
NO. BUY A BASS AMP. THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO START A THIRD THREAD WHERE YOU IGNORE OUR ADVICE FURTHER.

Thanks.

-- John Justen (johnjuste...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 11:03 PM. (johnjusten) (link)

I wasn't ignoring you bro, thats where you're wrong chief.
The old question was, if a bass is playable and safe on a tube guitar amp.

the new question is primarily wether I can mod an amp man w/e

-- Mike Lamie (Mjlami...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 12:12 AM. (Mike Lamie) (link)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 05:13 (twenty years ago)

bro to chief is a nasty combo

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

i really hope one of those was at walt whitman, its my one sexual goal in life, to turn trix at the walt whitman rest stop
-- anthony easton

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

"poetic license"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 10:29 (twenty years ago)

"sexual goal"

― guess papers (eman), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

This Tragic Fucking Dog, My Piece Of Shit Neighbors

when momus arrives here

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:49 (twenty years ago)

me & joel just say horrible things all day. it's great.
-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl.saga...), May 22nd, 2006 7:18 PM. (orion) (later) (userip)

this is not true. it is only ian who says horrible things all day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I think it'll be fascinating to include Momus at the next Symposium on Nuclear Physics. After all, he doesn't share the presuppositions of the given context; plus he knows about as much about nuclear physics as he knows about, oh, rock music and Japan.

It's high time we ask those who don't know a fucking thing what they think about the things they know nothing about.

-- Orgone Girl (orgonegir...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 11:05 AM. (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

momus' post on that le coq dog thread is I think the worst thing I've ever seen him post! So desperate!

Also, that puking dog gif, urgh, god, I coulda done w/o seeing that.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

elmo on grant morrison:
perhaps i could convince him to write his next insane metamagical comic experiment while sitting on my face

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Momus is such an attention whore.

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh dear, cute overload!

-- Tuomas (webmail), Yesterday 3:47 AM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

i watched x-men 2 the other day.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), May 22nd, 2006.

i did too

-- sleep (enemy.airshi...), May 22nd, 2006.

it was on tv

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), May 22nd, 2006.

I watched that shit the fuck up

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), May 22nd, 2006.

tv is great

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), May 22nd, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:55 (twenty years ago)

Momus's posts on that thread are actively intolerable.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

FROM GMAIL NEWS TICKER: ESPN.com - Cal's Powe to stay in NBA draft after hiring agent - 2½ hours ago

I LOOKED QUICKLY AND THOUGHT IT WAS ALL ABOUT CHAN SLAMMA-JAMMA MARSHALL

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:01 (twenty years ago)

ALLY OTM

devil's advocacy + daft orientalism + indifference to animal cruely = Momus' masterwork

what a shit-eater

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sayagain.co.uk/b3tapix/images/gotcha2.gif

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.werecactus.com/welcometocsc242.jpg
^OLD SCHOOL!

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

welcometocsc242.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

i imagine momus making a face like this when he posts on ILX:

http://keanua-z.com/webpix/tedlogan.jpg

what a tool

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

forgive him, his codpiece was ill-fitting today and his manservant had the day off.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif http://www.tamparacing.com/photopost/data/500/doggystyle.gif

― remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

ok that is hilarious

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 22:43 (twenty years ago)

Renee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.
-- electro-acoustic lycanthrope (dr.carl...), May 18th, 2006 2:22 PM. (orion) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

''Matthew Perpetua''' is the creator of [[Fluxblog]], and is considered by many to be a pioneer of the [[mp3 blog]] format. He was born on [[August 5]] [[1979]] and currently lives in [[New York]]. He graduated from [[Parsons School of Design]] in 2002 with a [[Bachelor of Fine Arts|BFA]] degree in [[photography]]. In 2006, many Wikipedia users realised he wasn't actually remotely notable and campaigned for the deletion of his entry.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

''Matthew Perpetua''' is the creator of [[Thales' theorem]], and is considered by many to be a pioneer of [[mathematics]]. He was born on [[August 5]] [[350BC]] and currently lives in [[Ancient Greece]]. He graduated from [[Plato's Academy]] in [[329BC]] with a [[BFA]] degree in [[philosophy]].

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

''This hen fap related article is a stub. You can help wikipedia by expanding it.''

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I AM AT ONE WITH THAT BULLDOG

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.anuslaptops.com/fake/willsend.JPG

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

courtesy Dan Perry: http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/#hiyoko

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:04 (twenty years ago)

srry B5 4 what happened not all minnesota girls are like that. thats just sad what they did all u wanted 2 do is come and make people happy and they attaked u.

-- ali becker (muder_ink_princes...), May 24th, 2006.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

(muder_ink_princes...)

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

I hear a slow jam...

"All I wanted to do (oh!)/Is make you happy, girl/but you attacked me! (yeeees you did! No-no-no-no-no-no...)"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

Tis a shame Syd has no grandchildren, it may have eased loneliness and brought sparkle to his eyes byebye just me making a statement

-- Chris Clune (cjclun...), May 25th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 05:12 (twenty years ago)

SWINGSET? SHE SOUNDS TOO OLD FOR YOU BRO
-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), May 25th, 2006. (later)

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 25 May 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/2bunny.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

both jess and alex in sf told me yesterday that they don't listen to hip hop anymore
-- jäxøñ (jaso...), May 25th, 2006 12:12 AM. (jaxon)

thanks for announcing that two 40 year old music writers have stopped listening to it. what do they plan on listening to next?

-- 333333333333 (dddk_ddd...), May 25th, 2006 12:38 AM. (33333)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

In Finnish elementary school, we were taught English by two robots called UR-9 and ME-2. And a kid called John Julius, aka "J.J.".

And, most importantly, "Big Muzzy", who came from space and ate clocks:

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 8:04 PM. (Tuomas) (later)

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

omgwtf that quik bunny/superman thing!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

It's up there with Archie Meets the Punisher in my mind.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Why are there crack rocks falling from the sky? HOLY SHIT that's a lot of crack.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

they are on the lost island, it seems

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha

― Dan (Quik Bunny Is So Sad! So Much Crack Wasted...) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

It's up there with Archie Meets the Punisher in my mind.

OMG

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nt2099.com/comics/milestones/art/cbm51b.jpg

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/l3210.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Cap loses points for not beating those homonculi into greasy stains.

― Dan (They Are Of The Devil!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I have Archie meets the Punisher!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

1994 = height of my comic fandom

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

lol @ 1994

Still, pretty freaking cool.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

I'll sell it to you for a pizza

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 25 May 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

THAT sounds like a deal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 25 May 2006 22:36 (twenty years ago)

that Tuomas post is great

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1jTK5dRsM&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:20 (twenty years ago)

uh...

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

How do I clocked MIDI on a glockenspiel?
-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½), May 26th, 2006.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to be crushed when that "Bass through a guitar amp" thread dies.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)

IF GOD GIVES YOU AIDS. MAKE LEMON-AIDS

-- jaxon (jaso...), December 11th, 2005 6:54 PM. (jaxon) (link)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 27 May 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

I just want to correct something... In the song Closer by Nine Inch Nails, when Trent Reznor sings "I want to fuck you like an animal" it doesnt have anything to do with actually fucking an animal.

-- manue (manue_engel@h

OMG @ The latest crop of googlers! "eternal september" redux!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 27 May 2006 09:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZdfW-uXS8&search=black%20metal

Not so much for the clip (which did make me laugh a bit) but for the comments.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 27 May 2006 09:51 (twenty years ago)

"its death metal, but the deep vocals are inward so sometime people call it gore metal"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:05 (twenty years ago)

wfmu listener hour is pretty good right now!

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

oops wrong thread... that's not very funny.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 27 May 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

i just filed a police report for my 'stolen' bike with officer....CH3S3BRO (say 'cheez-bro!')

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 27 May 2006 17:55 (twenty years ago)

tonight I saw license plate BROJET

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

the other day i saw license plate GOLFBRO

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Why do so many people hate the strokes

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:05 (twenty years ago)

For people who hate the strokes, i would like to know your answer. BUT....you can't use their image or anything you've read in reviews and press to justify your answer.

3.2.1....GO!

-- Jen Mulog (yousogog...), May 24th, 2006. (1 trackback)

Answers

Some hate to stroke, and some stroke to hate.

-- Shoes say, yeah, no hands clap your good bra. (libcryp...), May 24th, 2006.

I hate that *spy riff* played on the bass in their new song. It's not a good spy riff nor a good bass sound.

-- Tim Ellison (thefriendlyfriendlybubbl...), May 24th, 2006.

Why Do So Many People Hate The Strokes?
yep...

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...), May 24th, 2006. (tracklink)

This thread has been locked by an administrator

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://i39.tinypic.com/21eqcud.jpg

― turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

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