The Monster Thickburger

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Hardee's has introduced a 2/3-pound bacon-cheeseburger. It has 1,400 calories and 107 grams of fat.

http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/burger_instory.jpg

Story: http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/15/news/funny/hardees/index.htm

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Enjoy!

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hardee's ain't got nothin on denny's:
WORLD'S LARGEST HAMBURGER

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The Carl's Jr wing of said company is doing the double pastrami burger thing now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The Monster Thickburger is priced for the common man: $5.49!

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

toronto ain't no slouch either (see pic partway downthread):
six cheeseburgers

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is up with giant burger fetishes?

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Because people really like to eat the juicy meat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

juicy meat?
My unfeasibly large cock

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

holy crap i am so hungry now

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Some years back (pre-ILX), our own donut christ came up with an idea for an ultimate stupid fast food supersize grotesque slogan, after a slew of horrible Carl's Jr. ads. The end result, with a little nod to Severed Heads:

Come Taste the Big Beef

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I probably should have called this thread "My Unfeasibly Large Thickburger."

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Thickburger is soooooooo a p0rn actor's screen surname.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, that thing needs one more patty, and some MAYONNAISE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

it looks like there's a little mayo under the top bun there. although i'd have to agree that there would need to be MUCH MORE MAYO

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks suspiciously like a finger tip on the bottom right.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm 10lb burgerpipe

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

According to the article there's mayo, and the bun is BUTTERED!

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread has nothing on teh nza's goth thickburger post.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm gonna order this once I get to Arkansas.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring one back for me okay?

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I would but then I'd have to eat it.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ive got the big beef
and it is gound
i've got the big beef
here in my hand

― lukey (Lukey G), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ilovebacon.com/072503/hickburger.jpg

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this the same as the double $6 burger? I had the single version once, fast food ground beef just doesn't work at that thickness.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree. I sometimes think that these elephantine hamburgers are being made for some new breed of human.

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, I'd have no problem eating a buger that big - although I never do it because consciously I know it's bad - but my desire is to incorporate it!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

a burger even!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ha ha you always have the best typos

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

büger!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.usinternet.com/users/kyledrake/nerds/booger1.GIF

Booger?

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I think he's in Ray!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

So he is, according to imdb, playing Ahmet Ertegun!

― Nemo (JND), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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