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Do you people ever have sex with each other?

Pardon if it's a stupid question, but I'm new after all.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

No one wants to have sex with you though.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Philosophical question: If Nowell is really Jon, does that mean that when he masturbates, he's having sex with another ILXor?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, does it make him a pedophile?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, can thinking about Jon Williams masturbating make you go blind?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

No one wants to have sex with you though.

Oh I wasn't asking if anyeone did. This is the last place I'd troll for booty.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no sex actually takes place at FAPs tho - unless i've been going to the wrong FAPs (impossible as i have been to all of them ever muahahah)

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I also wanted to make a stupid pun/onomotopoea out of this.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Chicago FAPs often end in a MANPILE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Who goes on top?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet some sex had happened during a FAP. not necessarily between ilxors though. although who knows.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I learned recently that on FARK "fapping" is an euphemism for self-abuse. Ha ha.

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

actually i did once see some photographic evidence from one NY FAP that was somewhat eye-opening

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone do a count of the couples on ILX.

― Jesus Christ, Paraplegic (Mark C), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

They're not really FAPs. It's a code word for when can we have our next elaborate Roman-style orgy with midgets and lark's tongues and gladiators.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SCANDAL!
http://www.fathom.com/course/10701039/10701039Vicmarriage.jpg

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ken C, well, I'm sure somewhere in the world people were having sex -- why just take candy-colored Paris in springtime with its quirky townsfolk and antique shutters...

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Are there any couples who actually met through ILX?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Couples: Nick/Sarah, Ally/Tom, Scott/Maria D, Markelby/sgs, JBR/Chris B.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally/Tom and JBR/Chris B. met through ILX, I believe.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah and I met through CMJ, believe it or not.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"fap" = sound of masturbation/sex

slapping skin
come on, people.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally/Tom and JBR/Chris B. met through ILX, I believe.

The July 4 FAP impact that continues on...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that when Jody and Chris met, too?

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you people ever have sex with each other?

It puts the other people in the pub off their pints

― We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, you just SAID Jody and Chris met there!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah wait, my mistake. For a sec there I was befuddled.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, I mean, was it at July 4? I didn't realize that.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

yes indeed. a year and a half ago!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I actually suggest the FAP, I can't remember...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

god
this is why I should never ask about something that you people can construe to mean I care about your personal lives

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT WAS A CRAZY FAP!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what's eating trigonalmayhem?

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No one wants to have sex with him.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I just wanted to make my dumb joke
and you people started talking about so and so doing so and so
and I just didn't actually care : (

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't want people to talk i suggest not starting a thread just to make a dumb joke

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

touché

ok, chatter away then

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

How long til someone oversteps a mark and we have to lock this thread, I wonder?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

what does that mean?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"he's new"

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i dunno, matt. sounds like you have some beans to spill though.

xxpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

or did you not actually mean "before someone tells a really ranchy story that's worthy of thread lockage"?

think of the fan-fic potential of this thread, guys.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

what do you know about the beans?!

― Neilenstein On Pye (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

they once overstepped the mark

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

-m +M

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

a ranchy story = Dallas

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I lived in Boston!

I know all about Beans!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

somebody just go ahead and repost the barbecue bedsheets pic and make wayne throw up already

― TMIBOT, Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

stop knowing my name : (

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

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select punchine from dbo.fightclub where id = 1

I wish to God that I had thought to write this.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(Bukkake Band, surely? Ken C and His Six String Action)

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1104

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

p.s. re: karaoke faps omg

http://www.karaokeinfo.co.uk/venues/venuedetails.asp?vid=517

also this site is great in general.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Sigh.

Remember when ILX was good?

No, me neither...

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

But it is good! Or so I think, perhaps I am strange.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

No good is the new good.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

what's no good about it?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

too much self-pity?

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

and crap jokes

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Not enough crush threads. Poo.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

also it has turned me into a mean spirited iconoclast. or that could just be cos it's nearly Chrimbo.

at FAPs i'm a pussycat tho - as is everyone else.

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm ignoring the Xmas threads. Which makes it awfully limited in subject matter... maybe that's my problem.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Not enough crush threads.

It's too cold.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you kidding? Girls in big coats and woolly hats and scarves = hottness (see all pictures ever posted by Tuomas).

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

dear kate,

if you were to have an embarrassed fratty one night stand with an ilxor who would it be with???
ILE Crushes
spring crushes!
This is the thread where you logout, name your crush, and everybody else tries to guess who the crushers are...
ilx valentine's crushes!
THE ALL NEW ILE Crushes thread
i have a great big HUGE crush!
recent crushes that are slightly shameful
Being drunk and tempted to email someone you had a crush on and still think about C/D
This is the thread where you logout, name yourself as a crush in hopes of appealing to and sparking interest in others
crush vs. like
Yet Another Inappropriate Crush Thread
This is the thread where you log out and announce any pity crushes that you have on any ILXORs?
ive got a HUGE CRUSH(part 2 i think)

Having your guts crushed because you started another stupid joke thread - c/d?

have fun! ;)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Since you asked for it... (My face is conveniently whited out there by a snowflake.)

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/ruskeasuo2.jpg

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

is that jerry the nipper and colette?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you kidding?

Yes. I'm in Africa.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Those are all OLD crush threads... I want a new crush thread.

Awww, and what is the point of Tuomas's Finnish Beauty Threads without the Finnish Beauty of Tuomas? ;-)

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww, thanks!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

(X-post - Why is it that whenever I'm not actually miserable, but joking around about it, that's when people accuse me of self pity?)

Anyway, back on topic...

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, back on top...

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Geez, K, START a new crush thread. And do something about the ongoing crush you have while yer at it.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, you killed the pity crush thread!

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's some male beauty for you Kate...

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/pasila1.jpg
http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/vartiokyla6.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, you aren't alone: no one I've met through ILX has shown any interest at all in having sex with me, or even kissing me (beyond the peck on the cheek stuff). I know I'm more than a decade your senior and substantially less hot, so this may not be much comfort.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Pity Crush thread? Huh? Do I dare look at that? Or are you talking about this thread? No one killed anything, I ran out of time at the web cafe. Oh wait. Yes, I did kill it.

Thank you for the hottness, Tuomas, that makes me feel a lot better.

ILX crushes are just a bad idea in general. I mean, it's one thing to crash and burn with a crush that no one else knows, and quite another thing to crash and burn in public.

I mean, crushes usually go something like:

Kate: Hi, I actually, erm, am kind of attracted to you
Crushee: Erm, oh no, I don't think of you that way... BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE WITCH, HELP!!!
Kate: Oh no, I'll just whinge about it on ILX

while ILX crushes go more along the lines of...

Kate: Hi, I actually, erm, am kind of attracted to you
Crushee: Erm, oh no, I don't think of you that way... BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE WITCH, HELP!!! OH NO!!!
ILX: POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!! POINT AND LAUGH!!!!!

Anyway, why did I get caught back up in all this neurosis after having such a good day at Crystal Palace. We should have a FAP there.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Bless. I 2nd the FAP, cause it might make me go to CP once in me life.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Crystal Palace is the weirdest place in South London, which is saying a lot! I love it, it's my new favourite place. I'm not sure if it's more like a failed Dr. Who set or what, but... erm... isn't there a thread about Crystal Palace? I think there might be, coz that's where Stevem's lions are.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

no I am the lion, but they are actually sphynxes. i like Crystal Palace too tho.

ILX crushes are just a bad idea in general

not necess. but i think talking about them (and having so many to talk about!) ON ILX probably is because of how it could turn out. some people have got together via ILX and it's worked out well (even if they didn't stay together) but i'm not sure how many of those people were actively (desperately?) seeking someone and identified something like ILX as the best means of finding it (i would say it's not a good means at all but there's evidence to the contrary ;) - it didn't really come about because of what you could call a definitive 'crush' tho). so sure ilx is a viable channel, but far from the only one out there. you might as well moan about never meeting someone in a certain pub even tho you've seen other people hook up there (and not because they arranged to meet there on an interweb msg board).

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

there was some funny art in the barn/stables in CP park too inc. plasma ball things and a rubbish short film - this was back in the Summer tho

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Bloody hell, the search is taking forever (server is too busy) so I can't find if there is already a thread about Crystal Palace. There was a sign on the gate for some art festival that I couldn't find, but then realised that it closed in October and no one had bothered to take the sign down.

It's like a monument to a ruined age. Definitely a Dr. Who vibe going on, like some decayed ruin of a civilisation which is crumbling to dust, nothing but decapitated statues, but with this vast spire of a beacon sticking out of one end... I love it!

Argh, all the CP threads seem to be football threads, yuck. I could have *sworn* there was one about the park. People were talking about dinosaurs.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, I have a really good photo that I will post when I get home of some of the Crystal Palace wildlife.

― Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I've started a thread about Crystal Palace now, so please post yer photos there...

Crystal Palace - If You Didn't Know What It Was, What Would You Guess (Motel of the Mysteries Stylee) That It Had Been?

As to the crush stuff... to be honest, I never really *ever* conceived of ILX as any kind of pulling party. The thought never really crossed my mind until all my friends started hooking up. And then I just started feeling a bit left out, that's all.

The few times that I have actually been unfortunate enough to *have* ILX crushes, it's invariably worked out disasterously. And yes, I do think that ILX was a factor in the disasterousness of it for me, because I do talk at great length about my emotions and experiences here, for good or bad. Which is probably understandably off-putting.

And yes, I am just thinking about this too much at the moment because I do have a sort of crush on a (former at least) ILX0r and am actually terrified to really do anything about it.

Anyway... back to talking about ruined Victorian monuments.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

because I do have a sort of crush on a (former at least) ILX0r

i know i seldom post but i'm still here kate!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hush, you.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

gesundheit

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok if you get a crush on somebody you've NEVER MET IN REAL LIFE then you watch too much TV or something and you need to get out more.

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've met him in real life, several times. So there! :-P

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a strange one i must say ;)

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

A strange one of what?

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

crushes

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It was the dancing.

I will say no more because this could get embarrassing.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

'could get', heh

the dancing was great! put me to shame, but that's not so difficult. i guess it just depends how seriously you take these crushes (way too much from what i can see, but that's just my opinion - and i'm pretty gullible sometimes).

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

wait so does anyone even live in or around boston?

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

about 500,000

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha no one ever wants to get together in Boston because we're all broke! Also, it's Boston and we hate each other by default.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I meant on ILX

also yeah, boston is such a hateful place
but I'm also wicked broke

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 2 December 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

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