Where Is the Prince Harry Wearing a Nazi Uniform Thread?

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C'mon people, I've been away for a while. Thought there'd be at least 10 threads on this by now.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

search for "God Save The Fuehrer"

donut christ (donut), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oh okay. well what else is new then?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Award show season is here - time for fashion cattiness

00ps, Monday, 17 January 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, I don't care about that stuff. Like, what's new in your guys's lives and stuff?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yo, let's get drinks when you get back ok?

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

God save der fuhrer

ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Chocolate Basement Jaxx

Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The plumbers are trying to rip me off, but that's about it. Thanks for asking, stranger!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

My shower tap just got replaced, that was nice. It wasn't really busted but it was cracked. Lazy day here. Yay?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah we will go get drinx dr. sagan. may be back thrusday and/or frieday.

I am in New MEXICO right now. It is beautiful. There are a lot of geese. I spent most of the day unpacking my parents' crap but wednesday I may go skiing. Word.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking about going to see "The Life Aquatic" tonight. Should I?

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

ken c (ken c), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

no way that movie looks cruddy and wes anderson is a hack. if you must see any of his movies, rent "bottle rocket" instead.

San Antonio looked really nice from the freeway. The diner I ate at in Roswell was pretty good plus the two waitresses were pretty cute. I am thirsty.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

This is why is love ILX. Consensus!

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I spent all weekend watching Arrested Development and caulking windows and burning candles (flavors: walnut/espresso and some pine thing that smells like xmas).

S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and my parents came to drop off a truck for me to use for a couple of months. It looks like the pussy wagon.

S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

how is the new house? this new house in new mexico is pretty nice albeit smaller than their old one in alabama.

xpost RAD.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

my dad has a toyota pickup truck, just like the taliban.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Pussy wagon?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

kill bill, volume one.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

THE FIFTH FILM BY QUENTEN TARENTINININIO.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

my house is fine. we will have a new bathroom and kitchen one day. the truck does not say pussy wagon at least. But it does have a tweety bird in the window.

S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

is calvin pissing on tweety bird?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but there are also tweety bird floor mats.

S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

can we go for a spin when i get back?

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought my cat was going to die, but it looks like severe IBS.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

New Mexico: Land of Awesome! Enjoy some sopapillas on my behalf, Stencil. Also: I recently met people who know you, and people who know people who know you. Not in any interesting way, but whatever.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

ohhh,we could go to castro's.

S!monB!rch (Carey), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

You should take your cat to the vet in the pussy wagon.

xpost

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, he's not interested in pussy pussy, he's been fixed.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, tell him to avoid talking on the phone with plumbers trying to rip him off. That about gave me IBS today, as well.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 17 January 2005 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

stence, is this a vacation? or are you going to be living in new mexico? if so, I'm guessing you're in santa fe?

donut christ (donut), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

it would be a vacation if I had a job to vacation from. I'm actually just helping one set of parents move to Rio Rancho, about halfway between Albuquerque and Santa Fe.

I had AWESOME sopapillas at the Plaza Cafe in Santa Fe on Saturday night. Sooooo goood. What a great place, sorta touristy (but hey that's santa fe for ya), so check it out if you're ever there. Beforehand we spent the afternoon at OJO CALIENTE getting our mineral spring bath on. I don't think really good drugs have ever relaxed my muscles so much.

BTW Nabisco who are these people? Email me duder, I'm intrigued.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

whats a sopapilla

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

it's sorta like a flakey croissant but better and mexican and you put honey on it.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, but theres no meat in it.

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I know! so weirD!

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

my little japanese haircutter said that when she went to sante fe, she went to this really amazing japanese style spa run by some white guy. its in the mountains. go get a facial or something

phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:47 (twenty-one years ago)

dude i already got my new age on at ojo caliente. I don't think my muscles can take any more relaxation.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:49 (twenty-one years ago)

petroglyphs are cool.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7822574.stm

Prince Harry has apologised for using offensive language to describe a member of his army platoon.

The News of the World said it had a video of the army lieutenant calling a colleague a "Paki" while pretending to make a phonecall to the Queen.

A statement from St James's Palace said he did so three years ago as a nickname about a friend and without any malice.

The prince had to apologise in 2005 for wearing a swastika armband to a party, which offended many Jewish people.

The video reportedly shows Harry while still an officer cadet at Sandhurst military academy.

It was filmed in front of other cadets at an airport departure lounge as they waited for a flight to Cyprus to go on manoeuvres.

The newspaper said the prince had called the soldier "our little Paki friend".

'Extremely sorry'

In a separate incident, Prince Harry is heard calling another officer cadet a "raghead", the News of the World said.

During the faked call to the Queen, as the Commander in Chief of the British Army, the Prince says, "Granny I've got to go, send my love to the Corgis and Grandpa."

He finishes saying: "I've got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You ... yeah, that's great."

Bullying and racism are not endemic in the Armed Forces
MOD spokeswoman

A statement from St James's Palace said: "Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be, and is extremely sorry for any offence his words might cause.

"However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon.

"There is no question that Prince Harry was in any way seeking to insult his friend."

The statement continued: "Prince Harry used the term 'raghead' to mean Taleban or Iraqi insurgent."

'Disturbing allegations'

A spokeswoman for the Ministry of Defence said: "Neither the Army nor the Armed Forces tolerates inappropriate behaviour in any shape or form.

"The Army takes all allegations of inappropriate behaviour very seriously and all substantive allegations are investigated.

"We are not aware of any complaint having been made by the individual. Bullying and racism are not endemic in the Armed Forces."

A spokeswoman for the Equality and Human Rights Commission said: "These appear to be disturbing allegations and we will be asking the MoD to see the evidence, share that evidence with us and their plans for dealing with it.

"We will then consider what further action might be necessary."

Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 11 January 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

During the faked call to the Queen, as the Commander in Chief of the British Army, the Prince says, "Granny I've got to go, send my love to the Corgis and Grandpa."

He finishes saying: "I've got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You ... yeah, that's great."

Kind of puts Russell Brand's phone call to Andrew Sachs into perspective

snoball, Sunday, 11 January 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

What is with that faked phone call? Was Prince Harry high?
haha, "God save you ... "

Viceroy, Sunday, 11 January 2009 05:17 (seventeen years ago)

For goodness sake, this was a comment amongst friends in 2005!
It is reported that the gentleman from Pakistan was not offended by the nickname. If the nickname is accepted by the Pakistan community, perhaps Prince Harry is more accepted than he is given credit for!
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- m b, dorset, 10/1/2009 23:35

This is real, Jack (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 11 January 2009 09:34 (seventeen years ago)

Brit is short for British, Scot for Scottish.
Political correctness gone mad as usual. Last one leaving Britain, please turn the light out! Glad I left years ago.
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- Sid, turks & Caicos Islands, 10/1/2009 22:33

This is real, Jack (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 11 January 2009 09:38 (seventeen years ago)

i wish he had said blow the light out

roxymuzak, Sunday, 11 January 2009 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

One more...

im sick of reading all this non-sense PC twoddle, we have bigger things to worry about - like how to get rid of this sitting duck government.
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- adam, leeds, 10/1/2009 23:15

Sitting duck?

It's just what all these pricks have been waiting for, an excuse to equate stupid racism to PC-ness. If calling someone a 'Paki' is not offensive, everything else is acceptable. Looking forward to re-runs of It Ain't Half Hot, Mum and the return of the Black and White Minstrels.

This is real, Jack (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 11 January 2009 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

The Sun's report also contains this fine quote:

One member said: “Charles, his boys and other members, have called this chap Sooty because it is his nickname and he’s perfectly compatible with it.

“They’re no more racists than I am. I use the word to address this chap when I see him too.”

Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

"perfectly compatible"

If the racist epithet fits.

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:07 (seventeen years ago)

lol Jane Moore

Timezilla vs Mechadistance (blueski), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

5 quid says Charlie's polo club nickname is "Tampax".

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:09 (seventeen years ago)

Do you agree with Jane? Have your say below.

YES I THINK HARRY SHOULD TAKE A BULLET

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:10 (seventeen years ago)

They were merely a misguided attempt to appear one of the lads in the hothouse confines of the Armed Forces — in the same, off-the-cuff way a black soldier might teasingly refer to “my honky friend”.

Out of interest, has anyone on this thread ever been called a honky? I never have, and I work in a hothouse atmosphere for sure.

the Enrique who acts like some kind of good taste gestapo (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:16 (seventeen years ago)

We lived next door to Rudolph Walker in the 1970s so I got called honky a lot then.

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

They were merely a misguided attempt to appear one of the lads in the hothouse confines of Armed Forces — in the same, off-the-cuff way Andy Williams might teasingly refer to “my huckleberry friend”.

and what, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

Charles, his boys and other members, have called this chap Sooty because it is his nickname

God, I wish I'd thought of that logic when I was at school. "No, miss, we were calling you Fatty Bollocks because it's your nickname, see?"

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

miss, we were calling you Fatty Bollocks

Shurely shome mishtake?

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

No, we really did have a female teacher whose nickname was Fatty Bollocks. God, it sounds so quaint now. LOL minor-private-school poshos.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:30 (seventeen years ago)

it was a simpler time

and what, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

a time when you could call your servant sooty without it being all over the yellow press

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

Other great teacher nicknames: Thropper, Mr Smell, Pitt, Cheesecake, Peanut. God. (That last one was an exasperated interjection, not a nickname.)

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

could have been worse.

could have called him Sweep!

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

Thinking about this, I'm beginning to wonder now if I ever went to school at all; if my entire education wasn't actually a sub-par invention of Anthony Buckeridge.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:34 (seventeen years ago)

These are the Real Issues that Marcello was banging on about!

Beloved lightbulb (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:35 (seventeen years ago)

Sort of predictable and boring but this was in the Independent:

Lady Sara Apsley waded into the latest row today and urged against "royal- bashing".

Lady Apsley, who hosts Cirencester Polo Club on 3,000 acres at Cirencester Park, told the Gloucestershire Echo she too had called Mr Dhillon "Sooty" for years.

She said: "Sooty is a fantastic friend of ours and he couldn't care less about his nickname.

"We all have enormous respect and liking for him. He's comfortable in his own skin and certainly doesn't have a chip on his shoulder.

"I imagine there are millions of people across the world called names with racial intonations but they're not meant maliciously.

"I'm sick and tired of all this. Being PC has got so ridiculous - you can't say anything now. Where is our freedom of speech?"

Lady Apsley, the daughter of Lord Bathurst, who runs a farming business on the 15,000-acre Cirencester Park estate, also leapt to the Prince's defence.

She said: "We should really focus on who released that private home video which started all of this - it's an invasion of privacy.

"Harry is one of the kindest, loveliest, most fun and relaxed young gentlemen I've had the pleasure to know."

Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

Tagged: relaxed, fun, gentleman, pleasure

Pescetarian Reich (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

home video

ledge, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

a time when you could call your servant sooty without it being all over the yellow press

a time when you could kick a half-caste in the street

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:53 (seventeen years ago)

Where is our freedom of speech?

Good point. You overprivileged, intellectual-lightweight fucking cunt.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

its about time we got rid of these parasitic shits isn't it.

tomofthenest, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

The way that story's worded (ie going in on the name) ... am I meant to know who this fucking woman even is?

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

nevermind who she is, check out how much land she owns! and how much daddy owns!

tomofthenest, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

I'm surprised there isn't a serf count too.

tomofthenest, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

Charlie don't serf

Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

thread needs a bobby gillespie impersonation, urgently

Goodnight, Mr. Johnson. (country matters), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome to the late entry of "politics of envy" on this thread.

I'm just off to my lawyers to sue everyone who called me a greasy wop at school. I could probably buy Zavvi with the proceeds!

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

You were racially abused therefore racial abuse is ok? Don't follow the logic.

tomofthenest, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)

Being PC has got so ridiculous - you can't say anything now

The first part of this sentence I have heard this for the last 15 years at least. The second part for about twice as long, and I suspect if I could be bothered I could find someone in Ancient Greece complaining saying it. What a boon it was for racists and homophobes to be able to add the first part to the second part and thus excuse whatever shit they have just spewed forth.

What people say in private is their own business and nobody else's.

I just don't agree. What is private? Certainly Charles doesn't only call his friend "Sooty" in private. If I'm at a party and someone says something racist, I'm going to tackle them about it, sorry, I don't care if it's "private". Harry clearly said this within earshot of non-"Pakis" and got a good giggle out of it no doubt.

This is real, Jack (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

I think MC's saying it's ok to be racist if you didn't intend anyone to find out.

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

(apart from other racists, obv. since they're the ones you're trying to amuse)

Francisco Javier Sánchez Brot (onimo), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

How much of a racist does it make you if you say something racist in a scrap? I mean, I don't know how much people tend to chat while they're punching and being punched, but if they do they'd be likely to use any characteristic of the other person as bizarre grounds for abuse I reckon. I could imagine saying "Take that, ya ginger bum", or "You're going down, fatso", or "Leave me alone, ya cock-eyed whore", and I don't have anything against these things.
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The boy with the Arab money (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

It would be nice if the tabloids would be as assiduous in tracking down casual racism in places like Barking, Blackburn and Bolton, just to stick to the "B"s. Or indeed the far more perfidious endemic racism which still exists in most workplaces.

But then that wouldn't be as good a story as having an easy go at high profile figures.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome to the late entry of "politics of envy" on this thread

Envy? Not at all. Class-informed fucking loathing, absolutely.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

grimly OTM!

marcello, why are you so royalist? are you Harry in disguise?

tomofthenest, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

It would be nice if the tabloids would be as assiduous in tracking down casual racism in places like Barking, Blackburn and Bolton, just to stick to the "B"s. Or indeed the far more perfidious endemic racism which still exists in most workplaces

This is absolutely fucking OTM, though, yes -- as I said above, it'd be nice if the Harry furore was followed up simply with an investigation of wider racism within the army. Maybe that'll still happen, but I very much doubt it.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:32 (seventeen years ago)

I certainly don't recall the tabloids making anything like this fuss over the Ali Dizaei and Tarique Ghaffur cases, both of which have far deeper implications.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

Well, of course not. And you know exactly why that is!

On which note:

Yeah, actually listening to what he has to say is probably not to be recommended, but there's a fair chance that he could bump the issues up a notch or two in the media, y'know? Once he's head of state, like

Yes, you're right. Assuming mummy abdicates/dies before he loses his slight grip on reality completely, of course.

Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

he has a grip on reality? Who knew...

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://gothamist.com/2009/01/14/baby_hitler_taken_from_parents.php

Where was the baby hitler birthday cake thred?

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck you, Carlin. Racism is not an either/or. People can care bout every single fucking issue you ant to name, and still think that people who call people 'pakis' are scum.

dowd, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

still lolling at "politics of envy"

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

you ant to name

Well there's Adam but then it gets a bit tricky.

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 15 January 2009 12:07 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, sorry about that Marcello, it was wrong to tell you to fuck off. I was mostly annoyed after having spent the evening in a bar with lots of people loudly using racist language, and nearly getting beaten up when I asked them to tone it down (NB: don't do this to drunk rugby players, they really don't like it). Also, I never usually refer to any people as 'scum' - rather it is a scummy thing to do. So yeah, sorry again.

dowd, Thursday, 15 January 2009 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

^ political correctness gone mad

Redknapp out (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 January 2009 12:18 (seventeen years ago)

^^ political correctness gone feral

Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 January 2009 12:21 (seventeen years ago)

this thread is def showing green shoots of recovery

Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 15 January 2009 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

Only green shoots I'm seeing, is the government shooting it's green policies in the foot, he quipped

Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Thursday, 15 January 2009 13:28 (seventeen years ago)


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