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Search and Destory, C or D - C-Man threads!
Classic or dud: The strange world of Hugh Hefner
Let's say you had the chance to be a porn star... would you?
Anyone seen a dodgy late night UK live sattelite show called BabeStation?
Page 3 - classic or dud? S/D?
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money: Discuss
Taking Sides: Traci Lords Vs Meryl Streep
If Natalie Portman came to your club would you tell her that she had great nipples in Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones?
Taking Sides: Angelina Jolie naked in "Gia" VS Meg Ryan sans clothing in "In the Cut"
Taking Sides: Kim Basinger in "9 and a Half Weeks" Vs Sharon Stone in "Basic Instinct" Vs Ione Skye in "The Rachel Papers"
Can women be trusted to vote?
Taking Sides: Barry White Vs Larry Flynt
What's the difference between a brothel and a nursery?
If Stephen Hawkings was getting really abusive towards you for no reason at all, would you sock him in the face?
If Julian Casablancas came out and admitted to being a cross dresser, a supporter of Castro's regime, someone who is turned on by dressing like Batman and started to parade around random world cities naked at weekends making Donkey sounds would it make The Strokes interesting?
Did Sting really eat 120 fried eggs without throwing up in a bet with his friend Brian May who said he'd give him £3.25 if he could do it?
Taking Sides: Hugh Hefner Vs Tim Burgess
Why are females still dating Tommy Lee?
Woohoo, Britney naked!
When you first felt your balls did you like them immediately or did it take some time?
[Calum explains why the moderators got tired of having their time wasted and now immediately delete all his posts as a matter of course]
Oh dear God! Chris Martin is bringing a child into the world...
The fat one out of Pop Idol is gonna win aint she?
God bless Rachel Stevens, let's all join together and wish her a great Christmas and New Year...
What pop stars do you think aren't above letting one go in a public area and blaming it on someone else?
You're on a long train journey and Shakin' Stevens sits next to you. Only he's very drunk and insists on treating you to renditions of his biggest hits, juggles some oranges to keep you amused and and then eventually passes out on your shoulder. How pissed off are you?
Music videos that actually MOVE your bits!!!
If David Essex fell on the street and landed in a puddle of dog wee would you laugh or help him up?
So I'm out drinking and we put some videos on the video jukebox and one is "Naughty Girl" by Holly Valance, and my mate tries to tell me he'd rather bone Gwen Stafani - yet Holly has never looked finer that in this video. So this is a thread about that...
Is Cliff Richards really a virgin or are the rumours about his threesome with Olivia Newton John and Trevor MacDonald true?
Which would you rather fight - Alison Moyet, a female mud wrestler that weighs 250 stone, a big swan, Bobcat Goldwaith or a Nicky Wire dressed in a banana suit?
If you discovered that Danni Minogue was involved in the sale of illegal arms to the Taliban and planned to take over the Western world as its demonic queen would you don a tuxedo, a slightly exaggerated English accent and a Walter PPK 47 and start romancing her to find out clues in order to infiltrate her terrible plans?
Nicky Wire is dressed in a banana suit and gatecrashes a party and insists on starting a fight with you. He seems a bit tipsy but nonetheless he's getting quite serious, how do you react?
What pop bird should shag Prince William and become the eventual Queen?
If Eric Clapton accidentally phoned you one night and ended up talking to you for a bit and then begun confiding in you, talking about his addiction to Ferrero Roches and buying big houses for instance, by calling you up to five times a night how would you tell him to cease and desist immediately?
If you found yourself with an unwanted telepathic link to Color Me Badd who insisted on appearing, magically, by your side and singing a full renditin of "I Want to Sex You Up" whenever you found yourself chatting to someone you quite fancied how on earth would you ever be able to live a happy life?
Ugly people should not be allowed to make music: Discuss
Taking Sides: The dark haired one from Girls Aloud Vs Holly Valance
Her from M People, right, I've heard she eats 17 packets of pickled onion crisps a day and then breathes on people at parties to make them feel ill.
Taking Sides: Coldplay Vs the Drunken Humming of an old Tramp outside of a Fish and Chip Shop
Surely, Britney's ex-hubby would have got paid a few million or something to keep his gob shut about his former pop star beau's oral sex techniques or something...
Taking Sides: Richard Ashcroft Vs Bjorn from Abba (in a fight)
You're in a crowded bar quietly minding your own business when Nicky Wire comes in, dressed up as a banana, and flicks peanuts into your drink while trying to engage you in a conversation about the socialist importance of Sony Records...
Taking Sides: Holly Valance's breasts Vs Shakira's bum
Can everyone who wants to make it compulsory for Nicky Wire to dress up as a banana every time he's on stage please sign here and forward it to their management...
You're sitting at your computer drinking your morning coffee and eating a slice of cold pizza when C-Man comes along and starts some assinine thread, making you consider the relevance of strangling children at birth...
If you were kidnapped by a cash starved Peter Andre who locked you in a shed and would fire jelly beans at your head for amusement with his catapult, how long before you'd go insane?
Search and Destroy - songs where the lead singer sounds as if he's being forcefully bummed with an electric cattle prod by Bruce Forsyth...
Let's face it - Will Young wouldn't put up much of a fight if someone threw him into a pit of crocodiles
Would Shakira be a good lapdancer?
Taking Sides: Tim Burgess Vs A Fat 17 Year Old Who's Good at Throwing Stones (In a Fight)
What happened to the blonde one from Alisha's Attic and is she still fit?
I really REALLY don't like it when Vanilla Ice gets drunk outside my local pub and does all this stupid breakdancing before throwing up nearby the local chippie and falling asleep on the road...
Search and Destroy: Songs where the lead singer fantasises about being given oral sex from a three legged space monster with hepatitis
Taking Sides: Her from Dubstar Vs Her from Saint Etienne in a nude mud wrestling match
If I was to start my own festival called "The Funky C-Man Weekend" would you pay good money to come and watch the line up?
Rock and Pop chicks who probably get grumpy during their periods...
If Chris Martin had a bowel problem and desperately needed to use your toilet would you tell him to "fuck off, bald bastard" and sit back and laugh at his pain?
I don't get it. The Chinese want Britney to cover up! Why? Shouldn't they be asking mingers to cover up?
Is it true that Richard Ashcroft can levitate, just like David Blaine, and does it in the pub from time to time when he's drunk?
Heh heh - hey Butthead, Avril Lavigne says "In my pants" in her new song...
How would you react if Sting came to your door trying to raise money for "Breast Feeding Awareness Week"?
Who would you rather spend a night in the pub with? David Hasselhoff, Tim Burgess, Nicky Wire (in a banana suit) or Holly Valance?
Who would you least like to sit next to on a long, cramped bus journey? Bjork (With wind), Shaun Ryder (Scratching his nuts) or Nikcy Wire (in a banana suit)?
Classic or Dud: Nicky Wire in a banana suit
If you had the chance, and you could get away with it, would you flood Ted Nugent's house and put laxatives in his water supply?
Chris Martin, the most EVIL and FALSE and ANNOYING man in music, MUST be stopped
If Morrissey, Michael Stipe and Nicky Wire (in a banana suit) all fell out and had a fight, who would win?
You are at a drunken party and you end up playing strip poker with Emma Bunton, Girls Aloud, Holly Valance and Nicky Wire (in a big banana suit) - how do you cheat so Wire and you remain clothed but the others don't?
Taking Sides: The Super Furry Animals Vs A Fictional Group Featuring Eliza Dushku/ Tara Reid/ Anna Farris and Nicky Wire (in a banana suit)
Is it true that that bird from Evanesence (Sarah right?) keeps losing her boyfriends because she has bad breath, wears the same underwear for days on end and doesn't flush the toilet?
Marcie Bolan from the Von Bondies is really girl next door cute and that makes her well shaggable: Discuss
Gwyn being a moan...
Why am I a fool?
Are you worry that when you're old you might smell like wee wee and talk about your lung operations on the bus too?
Anyone seen a manatee masturbate?
Michelle wins Pop Idol - doughnut stores are changed forever?
What's the difference between a lorry full of sand and a lorry full of dead babies?
What's the difference between a fridge and a fanny?
This is a thread about the possibility of gerbils ruling the world within the next 20 years and forcing all humans to become slaves and eat only cheese and play on a small turny ball thing
Thailand
Famous birds that never got naked but should have
If you could shag any female from classic cinema who would it be and in what film?
Fat sexist men piss me off - anyone else get pissed off by this?
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
David Beckham might be rich and all that but I wouldn't want his wife's vacant mush and skinny ass anywhere near me at night...
If you were judging the NUDE Miss World competition for how long would you look in the mirror and consider yourself a lucky, lucky bastard?
If a big hippo had a fight with Danny Glover who would win?
Taking Sides: Peter Stringfellow Vs A Masturbating Baboon at the Zoo Vs Noel Edmonds
C-Man and the Masters of the Universe
Why was it that Adam from He-Man would simply take off his clothes and suddenly NO ONE in the whole of Eternia would know that he was fucking He-Man? EVEN WHEN IT WAS THE SAME GUY BUT SEMI-NAKED!!!
So who snipped the brakes in Diana's car then?
PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it cool being a lesbian or does it mean a long period without sex if you can't get your periods to co-incide?
Who would win between a fat Gorilla and Russell Crowe in a fight?
STOP THE SICK BASTARDS AT CAMBRIDGE FROM OPENING THE PRIMATE LAB...
Who on ILX has a sense of humour to beat mine?
This is the thread where you say why C-Man should stand for election and why you'd vote for him...
Defend the Indefensible - ILX
If you were in a public loo and Gary Coleman came in drunk and wee'd over your shoes, would you beat him up and risk being done for hitting a small fellow?
Taking Sides: Russell Crowe Vs A Starving Hawk
Films where some kid's older brother gets turned into a big steaming turd at the end by a one time aftershave model who was shagging Steven Seagal
Taking Sides: Could Steve Irwin fight Mike Tyson and win?
If you HAD to, which would you rather a fight? A crocodile, a big panther, Richard Ashcroft weilding a big stick covered in barbed wire, a grizzly bear, a fat hyena or Jackie Chan?
Let's face it - if you get run over you're probably not looking where you're going...
If you get eaten by a crocodile then you must have really asked for it...
Classic or Dud: Walking down the street minding your own business and having an old man dressed up as a koala bear appear from nowhere and stomp on your foot, push you over and write "smelly bum" on your forehead?
C-Man sells virginity on web
Defend the Indefensible: C-Man!!!
Defend the Indefensible: Removing the Defend the Indefensible: C-Man thread
One for the wrestling fans - Sable and Torrie get nekkid
Strip Joints where the strippers are on minimum wage and probably addicted to illegal substances - classic or dud?
If you had to be killed at the zoo in a freak accident leading to some form of lethal mauling by any animal - how would it happen?
Funny things that celebs have most definately said during sex at one time or another...
This is funny - this fat, obnoxious, sexist asshole I used to work with has decided to give up his day job and become a Club Rep because he's so desperate for someone, anyone to shag him... HAHAHAHAHA
This is a thread where you posts pics of hot pics of naked amatuer ladies
This is a thread for posting pics of naked celebrities...
Apologies for the Celebrity naked pictures thread. It's not safe for work and please do not click on it...
Taking Sides: Kim Basinger in "The Getaway" Vs Demi Moore in "About Last Night"
Taking Sides (In a Fight): Jean Claude Van Damme Vs Judd Nelson Vs A Cheetah Vs Tom Jones (Dressed up like The Toxic Avenger)
Taking Sides: Linda Fiorentino in "The Last Seduction" Vs Charlize Theron in "The Devil's Advocate"
Damn it, this thread locking sucks!
How far into a movie does it usually take before some bird says, "I'm don't understand this, can you explain the plot"?
Let's face it, girls have it easy...
Who is the hottest Playboy model?
If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?
Celebrities who DESERVE Herpes (a C-Man thread)
Instead of handing over Saddam Hussein could they not give him his own late night talk show?
Which of the following women would you not want to be in a fight with: Sylvia Kristel, Pam Grier, Alison Moyet or Jenna Jemmason?
ILX Search and Destroy
Who here would still want to give Kim Basinger a shot?
Does the Queen have someone to wash her underwear and, if so, is that not a bit gross?
It's a little embarassing but what's the etiquette when it comes to dating a porn star?
Classic or Dud: Going to up to Sylvester Stallone for an autograph and then when he takes out his pen to sign his name you go "actually... I don't really like your films that much" and walking away
Newcastle aside - where is the gayest place in the UK?
This is a thread about PLAYBOY Playmates!
Assholes in South Africa shooting wildlife
This is the thread where C-Man announces a hot celeb and the ILX people say if they'd drag their nuts through a mile of broken glass just to climax in their shadow...

― :| (....), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

what dedication

― :| (....), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

nice work

― gershy, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

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― ☆, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTZ4OqQIr4

― ☆, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuNdiiImepE

― ☆, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

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